Nz-akl?

>>17773088
speaking of the skunk ape, it's been spotted in east Tennessee a few months ago. I think they might be migrating north for some reason, since I hadn't heard of them being seen much further north than Alabama/Georgia before recently.

>skunkape
You mean the homeless crackhead who digs through my trash?

>>17773173
nah, you're thinking of old Abraham "Skunk-Abe" Shunk. Start topping your trash off with broken glass, that usually makes it more trouble than it's worth for him. Be prepared to talk to the cops, though, once the garbagemen call them about all the blood (it takes ol' Skunk-Abe a few minutes to realize he's bleeding).

...that was a fun tuesday.

dude holyf uck what's wrong with that dude's eyes holy shit
fuck
fuck

>>17773195
Wait! Hold on! ...your garbage gets picked up on Tuesday?

>>17773198
He's got a rare condition known as Googlius Oculus Sydrome. Don't be so insensitive.
>>17773200
Yours doesn't?

>>17773222
Nope, Thursdays. Or... IS IT THE MANDELA EFFECT?!

>>17773236
OH SNAP
SOMEONE CALL TITOR, SOMETHINGS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG

>>17773249
Leave me alone

>>17773222
cant he wear fucking sunglasses that's goddamn terrifying

There waterbottle caps with pupils drawn on. My aunt said she saw something bipedal running through the Bay Head near the stingray dealership.

>>17773332
>There waterbottle caps with pupils drawn on
fuck, I thought they were googly eyes. there goes my joke out the window.