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How do you summon demons for wishes? I need to fix my life so I can graduate and go to college
> inb4 the skeptical posters destroy this thread.
>>17767596
Bump I wanna learn how to summon
>>17767596
when in doubt, masturbate
works every time
>>17767666
Kek. But satan, Don't I Need Symbols Or some shit?
>>17767679
Watch bible black it'll teach you the symbols
>sells soul to graduate high school and go to college
>fails out of college
Good luck with that...
Just get your GED and work in a factory or go to a trade school. You'll be way better off.
>highschool education
>doesn't know about Google
No wonder you failed
>>17767726
What's bad about attending college? Merely being in there for two years increases your average salary. I think it's worth it.
>>17767766
But I wasn't sure if theyll work anon. I've been searching this shit up. And I can't graduate because I missed a required cpr lesson in gym. I know its stupud, it's the fucking administration
Lucifuge Rofocale. Just telling you this name is enough. Do your own research.
>>17767596
kys
>>17767596
So you're going to sell your immortal soul just to go to college?
Don't be stupid OP, just go to a trade school.
>>17768344
Sounds intriguing I'll look into it.
>>17768360
I'm considering it.
>>17768367
But I wanna make my parents proud
>>17767596
>open minded enough to summon entities to fix grades
>not open minded enough to just become an entrepreneur instead
Everyone knows you don't even need to graduate high school to be a literal billionaire
>>17768344
Lmfao
How fucked up can your life be that you can't change it on your own? If your grades are bad then drop out and get your GED or something.
>>17768367
>sell your soul
How fucking stupid can people be?
S/he didnt even say anything about selling their soul you retarded dildo.
joyofsatan . org
>>17767596
You think if there was a way to summon demons to grant wishes, everyone and there mother wouldn't already be doing that? You don't even have to be a skeptic to point out how stupid this is. saged.
>>17768344
Anon is in too deep
Dubs of death
(4 in Japanese)
>>17769149
the counter argument to that would probably be
>it's hard to summon them
>the Illuminati hides this knowledge from us
>it comes with a price
>>17767596
If you are going to summon a demon try to get belphegor, he will basically give you money then you don't have to go to college
>>17767596
>need to fix my life
Then do it. You don't need demons for this.
Bumping cause I want to know for my own reasons
>>17767596
And then after college what? You'll be deep in debt and no one will want to hire you. College degrees increase average income among the populace because every rich kid that goes to college skews the data pool towards a higher average income. McDonalds will not automatically pay you more because of a degree.
Learn how to do something useful and profitable intead of praying to satan to learn trivial academia.
If you summon a deamon you will lose your soul remember that devil is not the way to go he will fuck your life up REALLY REALLY BAD Bro
>>17769478
>the devil
>>17769465
Manga?
>>17769490
Don't know
Just something I saved from a silly quiz thingy srry
>>17769495
Damn looks good can you or someone search on Google I'm on the phone so I can't
>>17767596
Anon, i can teach u. It may sounds weird but trust me, it's effective.
>>17767726
>>17768367
>>17769126
>>17769478
Demons don't work for free as they're not altruistic beings, they're egoistic.
If you ask them for help, they will give you what you want, but they'll take something in exchange. And, in case you're wondering, demons always win in this trade.
Don't do stupid shit OP
>>17767596
yfw devils who already sold their souls shill on 4chan just to make you fuck up and steal your soul so that they can work more magic since they are greedy and cursed for eternity (cannot enter Heaven)
>>17769742
the devil quite literally shills on this board, creating threads about summoning demons and censoring threads about conspiracies and real paranormal events that involve conspiracies
>Satan is evil!
Fun story, the one I have to tell. Everybody claiming to be from satan seems to be very buttflustered that I walk towards satan. Aren't you supposedly winning here? This applies to the alleged angel of satan I have inside, who wants me to repent from turning to satan.
Bonus points: The only time a person claiming to come from satan was fucking terrified of me was the moment I started asking satan to fucking kill her.
>>17769902
Satan told me he doesn't give a fuck about you and you're a toy to him.
>>17769902
Have you heard about the dark lord Cthulu?
>>17769909
That nigga ain't real
Make a Tulpa out of your favorite zootopia crush and then pray to it you fucking fur faggot.
>>17769908
My Satan works for Nintendo and he told me Sonic is evil.
>>17767596
the demon u search is called "study"
u can summon the demon by actually studying .
>>17767768
(((you))) must think you're being subtle
