Set out this morning for a 5 day excursion into the wild looking for Bigfoot. I've found a good spot to set up camp on an island directly across from the area I'll be hunting and fishing for Bigfoot. ..
>>17767060
monitoring
>>17767060
what weaponry do you have OP
>>17767060
Hey there! The crazy bitch over at
>>>17766779 needs your help regarding bigfeet ASAP
>>17767081
My grandfathers ol winchester. .two fishing rods. .a portable camp generator. .enough rations for a month. .this fancy smartphone and extra battery. .a radio ..a spade..cooking gear. .an old tire rim I've been using as an anchor and portable firepit...a bucket for transporting water a lamp ..two tents a screen tent and hammock tent which I'll be sleeping in
>>17767139
what kind of rounds?
>>17767139
If you are serious about it, first of all check for reports of Big Foot in the area, and second, all reports seem to indicate that Big foots are scared of humans, so keep it quiet.
I asume that you are going on car cause I can imagine someone carrying a tire rim on foot.
If you can carry a tire rim, that cryptid ape is fuck.
There's a video of a big foot camp, you can look for that.
Setting up
>>17767152
Two tents are heavier than a tire rim anon...in fact there are heavier things he is carrying than a tire rim.
>>17767151
308...145 grain...she kicks like a mule but I feel a helluva lot safer with it
There needs to me more cryptid threads on /x/. I love this shit
>>17767152
I'm in a kayak...can't get to the island by car...I've seen a few animal trails I'm going to follow and set up some bait traps...
Following this trail...not to far from camp ..deer or moose? Fucking bear? Or Bigfoot?..I'm staying in sight of camp need to start a fire soon not much sun left
>>17767172
If you think .308 kicks hard you arent holding the rifle correctly. Make sure its deep in ypur shoulder pocket so you dont take all that force so much as transfer it.
>>17767247
It's super old..and the barrel isn't very long ..it's relatively reliable and a repeater which I like
Trail leads here...and to a bit of a hill...I'm heading back to camp
>>17767296
Do you have plans to kill bigfoot on sight?
>>17767060
i thought bigfoot liked mountains
>>17767296
so where is this, Louisiana? Also good luck
Spooky old farm house. .randomly on an island in the middle of nowhere. ..5 min. from camp...will check it out once the fire is going...can't believe I didn't see it setting up camp
Sorry my pics are crooked. ..not sure why
>>17767314
No...video and photos. ..if he gets frisky or I feel like I'm in danger I'll unload on the Harry big footed ape..but I'm here for proof of life not to kill. ...
>>17767364
kill it, OP, kill it good. then document the carcass before handing it over to a TRUSTED (can't stress it enought) professional who can conduct a study on it.
>>17767325
I'm at the base of the Adirondack Mountains...does that count?
>>17767334
Appalachian. .northeast N.Y. ...near the Adirondack Mountains ...thanks!
Close to camp. .something is clearly bedding down here..most likely deer or moose...need to gather more wood for the night
Spooky old barn .. might wait till tomorrow to go in...don't want to get lost at night doesn't look safe in the daylight. ..and not in a hurry to get myself hurt on day one
>>17767060
>fishing for bigfoot
what...
>>17767060
If you really are anon hope you take good pictures and post them. Good luck!
>>17767527
I'm going to set up some bait traps using fish...hopefully Bigfoot likes fish...probably attract more bears than Bigfoot
Got anything to record sounds like Big Foot smashing shit against trees at night?
>>17767060
Nice blog
>>17767083
Hey it's my favorite tripfriend
>>17767060
Good luck out there OP! And don't forget to keep this thread updated.
>>17767615
Any other reports of Big Foot in your area? Would be interesting to hear some stories.
>>17767646
All kinds...few videos on YouTube and some old fishing tales..but most of the videos look fake
>>17767646
https://youtu.be/i_pC-znbXJI
Turning in now. Only sounds are the crackling fire and crickets. ..bugs are bad..screen tent was brilliant. Fear is high...that barn is creepin me out more than Bigfoot. ..probably won't sleep much. ..will record anything out of the ordinary
>>17767902
b careful
>>17767902
Good thread OP.
Do you want me to sing you a song?
>>17767902
Be safe out there anon.
Hope you've brushed up on your survival techniques
>>17767902
wish i was out camping somewhere instead of waiting 3 hours before i go to bed so i can wake up for work. Fuckin shit
>>17767924
..sure?
>>17768002
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again
Can you picture what will be, so limitless and free
Desperately in need, of some, stranger's hand
In a, desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake, he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best, the west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us, the blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door, and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother, I want to, fuck you
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, on a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, c'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
>>17768002
Any request?
>>17767945
I've been doing this every fishing season and hunting season since I was a boy..usually with my relatives (grandfather,father,uncles and cousins)this is my first time out alone ...needed some "me" time since my father passed away....regret not bringing my dog...but no room in the kayak or tent
>>17768009
The doors...good choice
>>17768010
An old country lullaby
>>17768040
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story*
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.
How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?
And how can there be a chicken
That has no bone?
And how can there be a story
That has no end?
And how can there be a baby
With no crying?
A cherry when it's blooming
It has no stone
A chicken when in the shell**
It has no bone
The story of how I love you
It has no end
A baby when it's sleeping
It's no crying.
>>17768034
Sung in honor of you after bigfoot comes to fuck yo shit up :^)
>>17768061
This is great!
>>17767218
It's called a game trail you fucking novice.
If you have balls try tree knocking, 1 a.m. while alone in the woods, it's pretty much the only method of attracting big foot from miles away that people have had luck with. Bring an extra pair of britches and try not to shit yourself when at 2:30 a.m. you are woken up by returned tree knocking and stones being thrown into your camp
>>17768272
This seems like a terrible idea...but thats why I'm here....I'll see you guys at 1 a.m.
i wouldn't really try to find a bigfeet. they are interdimensional and are not friendly.
>>17768347
OK. .I'll bite.....What!?
Reminder Bigfoots are protecting us from malicious wood entities like the Wendigo, they are both mortal enemies, Bigfoot goes from wood to wood, cleansing the area of the evil spirits who would harm humans.
>>17769974
This. It is known.
Uneventful night...tried tree tapping a few times nothing woke me up ..I crashed hard though a full day of paddling yesterday has me a little sore today heading out fishing now ..bit of rain last night too...the barn is empty some old farm equipment but not much else was worried about nothing. ..I'll set bait traps up today and explore a bit more after I catch my lunch
First cast!
>>17770003
Oh, nice!
Good luck m8 Godspeed out there will be monitoring this thread.
>>17770003
my theory is
that the fish is a reptile hologram created by NASA
>>17770055
With a little bit of wild herbs this reptile hologram is delicious! Sorry, NASA!
>>17770127
I'm hoping you don't become a delicious Squatch meal with some wild herb
>>17767172
I suggest you to get hollow points you will need al the damage you can produce.
>>17767387
I could say so, i mean by watching at the pics its safe to tell there is enough forest to hide a rather large animal.
>>17770651
Unfortunately, I'm already here and have what I have...I lost my utility knife today ..so I'm down a spoon,fork,knife,screwdriver, bottle opener,corkscrew and mini saw...I just ate pork and beans with a playing cars. ..rain all day has me without fire and a bit cold and shitty. ..tent bound...thank coleman and his fancy camping stove for all his genius and cunning haha..I'm so board ..rain sucks....listening to the radio and waisting valuable data on YouTube videos...if I were Bigfoot, I'd be hunkered down also...might move camp tomorrow...will try some more tree knocking tonight if this stupid rain will let up....uneventful day stuck in a tent...favorite song today...I love the rain the most when it stops..
>>17770003
Love the Apple file name because you custom screen shot that picture!
>>17771113
Ya..posted to my Facebook first. .screenshot. .cropped and posted.. just for you!...did you want to see the full picture? ?...you can see my dirty knee that I cropped out???? Douche!
>>17771113
Oh...apple? ..not in this lifetime! I'm a pc slut and smartphone whore. ..try harder, troll!
>>17771178
All from your phone huh? Lol
>>17771296
Yup..satellites my friend...check out inreach or some shit...do you still have a flip phone??
>>17771321
ignore him op. keep giving us pictures
What time is it for you OP?
>>17771326
You're an idiot and OP is full of shit. No one on a "5 day excursion" would be wasting their cell phone battery so liberally in the first day alone.
He's fucking around on his parents or relatives land and going back to bed at night indoors, charging his phone while doing so.
Typical /x/ thread - all about attention.
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>>17771372
>>17771380
I'm sorry you fell for OP's bait.
>>17771372
>>17771380
>>17771382
Yes it is bait. All of this. That's what I said, I'm on your side you fucking reptile.
>>17770003
>>17771093
Here's a good example of how full of shit he is.
He's had "rain all day". So why is the water so damn clear?
Close to camp. ..something big bedded down here...not rabbit or fox...something big...bear? Probably not .deer or moose ..most likely. .it's big...volkswagon big!...followed some animal trails...wait!...GAME TRAILS! I'm on an island. ..my only concern is how fast I can make it to water...I'm guessing any animals here are stuck here and only migration is done during the winter when the ice is a means for transportation to this place...so,not many fast swimming land mammals I'm guessing. ..Its not hunting season. ..I shouldn't be out here with a rifle. ..I have my fishing license but that's it!..if wardens catch me I'm done!
>>17771409
Are you okay....? Why are you typing like that?
POL
>>17771444
There's no rain...
Hahahahaha. I fucking called it. Homeboy is camping about 200 yards from houses.
http://www.unf.edu/floridahistoryonline/Bartram/December_1765/26dec1765.htm
He's in Satsuma, Florida.
>>17771462
WELP! There it is guys. Abandon thread. Kudos to this anon for not letting it go.
What do you have to say for yourself OP? Try to dig yourself out.
I'm here...not Florida
>>17771483
It's why I'm worried about wardens and not Rangers. ...I'm on the boarder,sorta...this is my summer vacation. ..what do you do for fun?
>>17771483
Then why did you use a photo of Seven Sisters island and claim that you were camping there?
Also, it's 22 C in Willsboro, NY - not 27 C.
Jig is up, fuckboy, back to your trailer park.
>>17771487
>what do you do for fun?
Fish, hunt, hike, shoot guns, drink, tickle loose women with my pecker, etc.
>>17771488
Didn't claim anything. .took a week off work to go fishing. ..started a thread on/x/ about hunting Bigfoot. ..posted some lame pictures of my campsite and a sun perch and some GAME TRAILS I followed. ..I'll knock on some more trees for ya tonight if you're that diluted. .does camping upset you??? It's ok to go outside. ..explore. ..take your tinfoil hat off and turn your computer off...grab your phone and go explore and take pictures. ...cuz God forbid /×/ might have a serious loser out exploring and not another neckbeard degenarate
Can we have more pics op?
>>17771510
Nigger, you literally used a photo of Seven Sisters Islands and marked your "camp spot". You showed the weather (which is the actual weather for Satsuma) and then claimed you were in NY - which is clearly 10 degrees cooler than Putnam Florida. That was your second strike.
For anyone that doesn't know, the spot he's claiming to "explore" are actually vacation parcels that were sold in the early 90s. We're talking gravel roads and acre lots. Not many have been developed. The area he's camping on is actually woods but it's not like he's far removed from civilization. He's maybe 300-400 feet from houses.
>>17771510
Show us a video of you firing the gun. Or a pic of the gun.
>>17771510
Relax, they just hate fun.
Worry about the camping, did the rain stoped?
>>17771488
1488 checkerino
>>17771540
I don't hate fun. I hate it when people pretend to do or be something they aren't.
>>17771548
That's what most of us call fun.
Like movies and campfire stories, and make up, and a very long etc.
You know, fun.
You're all so skeptical. ..I knew this was a waste. .fuck it! I'm not out here for you. .I'm here for my own reason and have nothing to prove. ..but the existence of mufuggin'Bigfoot! ..ya fuckin turd suckling ! If you're interested I'll post all my videos and journal after my week is over on YouTube under my name ...see ya Wednesday, hopefully. ...if not ..fuck it../×/was worth a try...thought I'd get more information and help than dick holes
>>17771533
Your time line is gibberish
>>17771644
Go get some Big foot evidence anon, I believe in you.
>>17771372
he says in his 2nd post that he has a generator with him. Also my Note 4 lasts over 12 hours of non-stop internet usage and I have 2 spare batteries and a biolite camp stove. I never run out of battery even while deep inawoods
fyi its almost guaranteed you wont spot one unless you are a fucking ninja. they can see in the dark, have crazy sensitive nose, and ears. if they detect your presence at all they are outta there. they wont approach very close without evidence you are a squatch.
so yeah good luck. theres a reason nobody has officially captured or killed one.
Do people read the entire thread before they post? Just curious. .any actual hunters out there have any tricks or advice.?I have a big log I'm going to bang on a tree every 20 min. For the next hour ...4 knocks count of 3 and 4 more knocks...I left my fish guts on the river bank and can hear the water on the shoreline pretty loud tonight....no fire tonight
>>17770651
This person has no knowledge of firearms.
Also, OP is mostly full of shit. I have no idea whether or not he is out camping, but there are several inconsistencies in the story from the very beginning.
First of all, if you're out in the wilderness like your pic suggests, you're not going to have the reception to update /x/. No exceptions. You may have taken pictures of some trees and stuff, but you ain't out there now.
Second of all, this looks like Canada. Trudeau would have melted down your grandfather's rifle like a 1940's European Jew by now. You're certainly not just bringing it wherever you want.
Third, this is /x/. No actual people who leave their house post on this board. I don't believe that you have the stamina to hike out to where your pic suggests you're going.
I'll keep calling them likes I sees them, but I haven't actually read the thread yet. Just calling bullshit where I see it.
>>17771398
Water can remain clear even after heavy rain. He's full of shit for a lot of other reasons, but this isn't a great point to call him out on.
>>17771483
Wait, wait, wait. You're on fucking CHAMPLAIN and looking for sasquatch? There are plenty of places in both Vermont and New York that your efforts would be better spent on. Take it from a Vermonter, you're more likely to find meth heads or camping hippies than you are to find any cryptid, including Champ. You must be from the city or suburbs, because where you are isn't out in the wilderness. You're in a tourist area. Head west to the Adirondacks, or east to any of Vermont's forested areas, but stop wasting your time with this shit. Also, I've spent enough time on this lake to know that cell service is spotty. You certainly aren't posting to this board while out on the lake, unless you've got one hell of a service provider that isn't on Verizon's or AT&T's network. Come on man, why are you trying to pull this?
>>17771799
>>17771832
If you're looking for some excellent bass fishing, then you've found the right place. Cryptid hunting... not so much.
>>17771483
Come on guys even i knew he was in New York. Stop being fucking morons you donkey faggots. If you want to leave this thread then bye.
>>17771870
Leave OP alone if you're skeptical then bye.
>>17771870
I'm not really sure what your point is. Feel free to elaborate.
>>17771879
That's not how this whole thing works. If somebody posts bullshit, that person should be prepared to be called out. Saying "if you don't believe then we're going to tell you to leave" doesn't work on an anonymous image board where people are generally able to form their own opinions. You might want to head on over to any of the other paranormal message boards with moderators who silence any dissenting opinion.
Basically,
>>/reddit/
>>17771893
Oh shut up.
>>17767139
>two fishing rods
Good luck hunting monsters with fishing rods retard.
>>17767523
dude that looks like The Hills Have Eyes type people might live there
Sasquatch probably doesn't exist in a physical sense but god damn do I love it. It represents the grandeur and mystery of the wilderness. It's the last great frontier legend and it's such a comfy cryptic and it's part of the reason I'm an outdoorsman. So carry on OP, these threads always fill me with childlike wonder
>tfw getting sentimental on an /x/ bigfoot thread
>>17767152
op says:
>island
>anchor
>fishing
anon says:
>ill assume youre going on car
this fucking site
Yep, it's summer.
>>17771548
so you hate yourself?
>>17772794
Hardly. He blatantly lied and is still doing so. Hes looking for Bigfoot in an area adjacent to a fucking trailer park and acting like its the wilderness.
Im sorry you fell for it.
let's see some pictures of your camp OP
>>17767060
man i wish i could have gone with you.
i could use some rest and relaxation, and some fun hunting for a bigfoot. that would be so awesome to be hiking, set up camp, fishing for dinner and then sitting around a campfire after cooking our own caught fish. a stomach full of fresh caught campfire cooked fish, then bed down for the night. i would only get up to relieve myself then back to bed, listening to the crickets and then you struggling as i chloroform you to make sweet sweet love to you.
>>17772764
I know. Morons everywhere,
>>17767060
They got wi-fi out there?
>>17771505
Same
>>17775812
What is a cell phone for $100, Alex?
>>17775962
are you even out in the wilderness then?
>>17770003
That's a tiger muskee right there
>>17775995
No. Read the thread you fucking idiot.
>>17774829
Halfway through I knew where this was heading
