Any other military /x/fags on here that have stories? I'll start. greentext for life
>its some date I wont share
>I'm calling them M.S, J.A, and A.L
>we're doing basic military shit on watch
>hears random screech
>J.A immediately pours pretty much his whole fucking clip into that direction
>''M,S what in the holy hell was that'' J.A shits his pants after he says that
>I turn on my NVG
>What looks like a body of skinny sticks lunges at our base and we load our clip into it
>lots of useless dialogue
>M.S says something like ''Makada''
>it fucking runs off into the forest
to be continued if I get enough stories also pic unrelated
Also I don't speak during this because I was fucking speechless and the unimportant dialogue is more like unimportant yelling and gunfire. I also note that I did misspell some things and I am still freaked the fuck out.
>>17763495
>claims to be military
>says clip
>>17763514
Beat me to it
This is like /k/ meme #1
>>17763495
>we load our clip into it
You're not military, are you son?
>>17763514
I don't see the difference video games and the Internet take a toll on you
>>17763522
I also did point out I was confused and freaked while writing this so get off my back will you?
>>17763517
Because it's a telling slip-up. Anyone who gets it wrong is not a gun nut.
>>17763529
a better excuse would have been that you arent a native english speaker, but oh well you probably to dumb to come up with a good lie just as you are to dumb to come up with a good story
Will you /k/ommandos stop getting so literally triggered and just let people tell a story?
>>17763495
>basic military shit on watch
Like what, you lying fuck?
>>17763522
He used clip right.
>>17763929
/k/ommandos have some /x/ threads from time to time, and if they want seriousness in their reports I can't blame them.
/k/ funny threads are some of the best in 4chan.
