Alright bros
Killed a fly
Another one magically appeared
I have killed 3 flies so far but they keep fucking appearing out of nowhere
Went down stairs to see if a window was open or some shit and I hear a loud thud
The fucking METAL part of the blades from my ceiling fan fell, the fucking metal snapped right off.
Another fly appeared now but I don't want to kill it, what the fuck do I do now?
Will post proof if needed, what the fuck is going on?
ITT: OP is outwitted by a fly.
Proof
>>17746641
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
>>17746643
Alright posting from phone give me a sec.
>>17746643
>>17746651
Here is the fan blade.
>>17746643
>>17746651
>Killed the flies with a binder so they stained the wall
There is one more, will post if you want more proof
>>17746668
Get one of this, the smell of roasted fly, gets flies so scared that they don't fuck with you anymore.
Unless is the Lord of the flies beelzebub itself in wich case you are fucked.
Repent and beg for mercy.
>>17746692
>Repent and beg for mercy.
This is probably just some weird coincidence or something.
That last fly disappeared now anyways.
>>17746668
Have any more showed up yet? Do you smell anything weird, maybe rotting flesh or sulfur?
Keep us updated on the fly crisis OP, I fear for your safety.
bzzz bzzzzt
bzzzzzzzzz
>>17746700
>Have any more showed up yet?
They did
but >>17746699
It's gone now
I would write it of if it was just the fly but the god dam fucking metal just fucking snapped right off
Naw I don't smell anything
Just glad that blade did not fall on me when I was sleeping
>Did I just give the fly God an Idea?
Fucking retard smashed his shit up while hunting flies. Nothing to see here
>>17746720
Dam it faggot How the fuck would I even manage to fucking snap the Blade of my ceiling fan anyways?
Whatever.
With a broom you cunt cause you are a lazy slow shit
Sounds like you're being visited by beelzebub. sounds like you're fucked kiddo, better start jacking it to the flies to ward off the lord of flies man.
