Guy saw this on the high way,
what is it?
(Norwegian article)
http://www.ba.no/nyhet/dyrehistorier/bergen/kanskje-jeg-har-funnet-den-siste-levende-dinosauren/s/5-8-359671
Hmm... Who could be behind this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
>>17745261
Are you retarded?
>>17745359
fuck off /pol/
this is a shitpost baord now
>>17745250
It's probably just a fox or something running across the road. In mid gallop, their front and hind legs overlap and look like that.
>>17745707
This
>inb4 post is ignored
>>17745250
it'a kids toy
>>17745250
Its some type of bird you mong
Pheasant
lot of birds that look like that
>>17745957
>In norway
>>17745357
are you?
>>17745250
Is there video of this?
If not I'm going with this anons speculation >>17745707
Or that it's someones escaped Kangaroo that they though was a good idea to bring to Norway.
We see this all the time people illegally obtain
animals and they realize it's to much to take care of and the release them.
>inb4 someone pulls up the laws of Norway regarding the legality of owning such a animal.
I am aware I'm not saying that is is illegal or not
I have never looked into it nor do I care to.
>>17746245
They do fly you know. ...
>>17746245
Yeah like nordic countries don't have birds too. Might be a pheasant or other related bird.
Totally makes me think of those early chapters from Jurassic Park.
>>17745250
baby raptor
>>17746770
The Compsognathus?
>>17747415
Very true
>>17745957
>>17745250
Its a weather balloon... Move on with your life...
Probably this. They're everywhere in Norway.
just cause its a bird doesnt mean its not a dinosaur
>>17747993
this
birds are dinosaurs dumbasses
cladistics
>>17747993
Birds are dinosaurs.
>>17745957
lots of dinosaurs look like that
>>17745250
>what is it?
20 points if you hit it dead on.
>>17747685
Yeah, but also the whole early bits of mystery. Even the raptor stuff. It's all really creepy.
>>17745250
see
>>17747986
/thread
1/10
>>17747986
Well, birds are dinosaurs after all...
>>17748006
>>17748009
>>17748460
Yes, modern birds are descendants of avian dinosaurs. Everybody knows that.
But dont spout "hurr birds r dinosaurs!" like you are 10 and just watched a dino docu for the first time.
>>17748486
>Yes, modern birds are descendants of avian dinosaurs
Dude
Avian dinosaurs = Avialae = stem and modern birds
Non avian dinosaurs = everything else
>>17747986
A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
>>17745250
Looks like a wallaby
>>17745250
as a biology major I'd normally say that its some sort of lizard but seeing as how this is norway I cant think of any lizard that big that could survive there. but theres a possibility it could be an escaped exotic pet
>>17748460
>that pic
the same happens with humans
>>17748997
>>17745250
Jesus fucking christ is a bird you stupid shits, try harder
>>17748735
I dont quite know what your point is.
>Avian dinosaurs = Avialae = stem and modern birds
thats exactly what I said with
>modern birds are descendants of avian dinosaurs
>Non avian dinosaurs = everything else
No, they are extinct.
>>17748802
that pic is a pheasant friend :)
>>17748997
>>17749001
Kill yourself. Stop spreading shit like this and go outside. Go make some black friends. Go learn about actual human biology. I'm assuming you are white since you are posting this, use that privilege to go and make something of yourself, stop posting racist shit on an anime website.
>>17749537
No buddy : birds are dinosaurs
>>17750952
Compsognathus.
>>17750952
>use that privilege
HEY THERE WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
>>17750952
Hahahaha, this fucking sjw.
>>17745250
It's just swamp gas.
>>17751671
thats oversimplified pop-sci garbage. It is like saying snakes are lizards or poodles are wolves.
>>17745250
It's a drawing.
>>17751960
>Cladistics is pop-sci garbage
I bet you also think mammals, birds, reptiles and fishes are valid taxa.
End yourself
>>17751972
>Cladistics is pop-sci garbage
it isnt. where did I say this?
I said
>>17751671
>birds are dinosaurs
is pop-sci garbage
>>17750952
GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
>>17751671
>>17751972
see
>>17748486
it is a little bit more complicated, dude
>>17751972
even under cladistics you are wrong you retarded faggot
>>17751985
So you accept cladistics save for the classification of birds? Talk about cherry picking.
>>17751991
No, it isn't. There's not a single distinctive trait in birds that grants them being classified in a group aside from dinosaurs. As a matter of fact, birds are even less derived than other groups within Dinosauria.
And for the last time, "avian dinosaurs" and "birds" are the same fucking thing.
>>17752016
Nice argument.
>>17752052
>So you accept cladistics
I dont. not really. just said they arent total bullshit.
your chart even shows how "dude dinos=birds lmao" is nonsense.
They are descendants of avian dinosaurs. they are not the same. We are not the same as those rat like early mammals either.
>>17752052
>There's not a single distinctive trait in birds that grants them being classified in a group aside from dinosaurs
oh boy. at least now I can be sure you dont know what you are talking about
>>17752067
>They are descendants of avian dinosaurs. they are not the same
>>17752052
>"And for the last time, "avian dinosaurs" and "birds" are the same fucking thing."
I give up.
>>17752080
Yeah? Name them, then.
>inb4 birds are able to fly
>>17750952
that's a lot of bites bucko
