Haven't seen a good old x/tan thread in ages. Bonus points for hot cosplay x/tans. Lets go...
>>17742177
>newfag detected
>>17742177
No one gives a shit about xtan anymore
that picture triggered my gender dysphoria :/
>>17742274
Cancel that order, this anon might give a shit. Who this bitch is?
>>17742177
There's an xtan thread every 2 weeks. Lurk more, anon.
I don't care how often these threads happen, I like them anyway.
This is the second most disturbing thing i have seen on the internet today, trust me thats saying alot
>>17742177
who is she? X-tan?
>>17742516
Aw... you're so new. x-tan is /x/'s board mascot. Every board has one. See >>17742396
>>17742396
This is way out of date
>>17742534
Yeah... I don't think there's an updated one that actually has every board on it yet.
>>17742542
There is but I forgot to save it
Minus the /wsr/ /qst/ and /trash/ tan
I wish there were more creepy-art x-tans instead of cutesy ones.
never masturbated to this character before
There aren't very many decent real cosplay x/tans are there?
>>17742670
Nope. The ones posted in this thread are the only quality ones I've ever seen.
>>17742666
>l-lewd!
>>17742666
This is what happens when you lie on /x/.
>>17742705
slender man, Cthulhu and /po/ tan?
>>17742708
King of hearts
>>17742708
oh wait is it dracula?
>>17742708
It's not /po/, it's the Red King.
>>17742710
>>17742712
literally who
>>17742719
The Red King is an alchemical symbol.
>>17742396
>no /fit/
I disappoint
>>17742731
>The Red King is an alchemical symbol.
Never see him talked about on /x/
>>17742719
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Suicide_King
>>17742731
>>17742749
I thought the red king was the head of the illuminati
>>17742758
>>17742749
Actually it's King Beau. Back in the day someone who went by Vox posted stories here about these adventures she would have with him as a child, but he returned to her in adulthood in what turned out to be brain-tumour-induced hallucinations.
>>17742791
ok that makes more sense
never heard of the red king before.
what if king beau = red king?
>>17742791
Oh shit. I forgot all about King Beau! Those were actually pretty spoopy.
>>17742747
It used to come up a lot more when we had regular alchemy threads... like early 2000's.
>>17742916
I meant early 2010's, sorry.
>>17742177
I actually have a cosplay that wasn't posted yet...
>>17742931
Go on...
http://imgur.com/a/7IR1Z
>>17742931
Yes! hell yes
>>17742968
They're not super good or anything.
>>17743013
Stop fishing for compliments and post the n00ds pls
>>17743017
They're not me.
This is my last image. Bye until next time!
>>17742396
I still don't like /d/ being that close to /x/, especially after /d/ raped /x/
>>17742177
she apparently has a fraternal twin
>>17743221
/x/ loved it
>>17743379
I think that's the rule 63 version of xtan, actually.
>>17742314
I don't even go to /b/ you newfag
>>17742931
More of this!
>>17742745
And more of this!
>>17742931
I-is this you?
>>17744271
Yes. And the answer to your next question is no.
>>17744309
My next question is "will you survive 2016?". Get rekt faggot.
>>17744321
OH NOES U TRICKED ME NOW I AM DOOM
D:
>>17742396
>back when IC was a board
>when /k/ wasn't /pol/2.0
>everyone cohabed with /b/ growing as the problematic mudkip child
muh muh kokoro
>>17742460
>>17742474
This thread is giving me the feels for the old 4chin days.
>>17742396
feels
i shipped /x/ and /tg/ pretty hard
>>17744355
aw yis!
>>17742697
>>17742931
>no skull tank top
yeah you're just an attention whore, go away
I reckon I could pull of a good /x tan
She looks a lot like Zone
>>17743043
I remember making that /r/. Good times.
We had OC a while back.
>>17745620
>>17745624
Summer came early
>>17742177
She is cute not gonna lie
>>17742931
>Xtan will never be your gf
Why even reincarnate?
>>17743013
C..cute
>>17742708
>>17742710
>>17742711
>>17742712
>>17742731
>>17742749
I am 100% certain that's king beau of the quiet place
>>17742393
Thats Vita-tan you prick.
>>17743904
Yes you do.
People are still boner lusting over this shit?
Get a grip guys, fuck!
>>17742791
Those were the days... I would lurk for days on here waiting for updates.
Such a let down when it came to an end, even more of a disappointment when it turned out the writer was some second rate creepy pasta writer that had tried to create a living story countless times before.
P.s. I think the brain tumour was debunked too if memory serves
>>17747893
>even more of a disappointment when it turned out the writer was some second rate creepy pasta writer that had tried to create a living story countless times before.
I hate how we have to dig and find out shit like that, constantly trying to debunk as much shit to the fullest extent on here as possible. Just my opinion.
>>17742471
I don't get it
>>17748331
We can't not do it. It's human nature that, when presented with a mystery, we investigate it.
If you show us a button and order us not to push it, we'll want to push it. It will occupy our waking thoughts or haunt our dreams. When we finally reach extremes where we must know, even if it blows all the nukes. You push it and nothing happens. You push it again and hear three notes from across the room. Now I'm going to have to record a new message for my answering machine. All that will haunt your dreams tonight is the mental image of Ron Jeremy performing autofellatio.
>>17742791
Beau was a bro.
>>17748411
Then you never watched Beetlejuice as a kid.
>>17747879
Some of us don't have the requisite hardware for boner lusting, anon.
>>17742519
i shed a tear, this is beautiful
>>17746123
You'd have to reincarnate as /pol/ for that, and we don't reincarnate as /pol/.
>>17743013
Is that supposed to be Slenderman?
At least.... At least you... Tried.
>>17749759
>>17749776
Here we go.
>>17749792
>>17749794
>>17742666
nobody checked em
What's with the homo kneesocks?
What is x/tans backstory? Why does she have the one red eye?
>>17749831
Because spirits
why is /x/-tan design like a MySpace scene kid from some lost latinamerican country in 2013? Can we update her?
>xtan looks like a fag
>xtan looks like a scene kid
>let's update xtan
gtfo. /x/ will have none of this!
>>17749794
Everyone but /x/ is perfect in that photo.
>>17749589
Then fuck off whore
>>17749894
No
>>17745705
>/x/-tan thread
>summer
0/10
>>17749972
Theres been an xtan thread every two weeks since xtan was created, anon. Lurk more.
>>17749930
Proper attire was probably considered 2lewd for the event.
No excuse for the eye though.
>>17749952
You fuck off, loser.
>>17749930
Not really
>>17749828
They are the representation of all the chakra/mental/magik side of /x/.
>>17749894
>Can we update her?
If by that you mean
>am I allowed to draw her different than that
the answer is yes. You can draw her however you want. But keep in mind that if you change her much, that would be a different character that we have no connection with.
If instead, as we suspect you're asking
>will you guys change her to suit me better
then the answer is no.
>>17750018
There are spaces where we went months without one. Then we had one that lasted more than a week, probably because the newfags that were just beginning to get bored discovered there was stuff they hadn't seen yet. And that's the thing of it, we can't discuss everything all the time.
>>17751006
I keep referencing Bifrost.
>>17751050
>>Can we update her?
>If by that you mean
>>am I allowed to draw her different than that
>the answer is yes. You can draw her however you want. But keep in mind that if you change her much, that would be a different character that we have no connection with.
>If instead, as we suspect you're asking
>>will you guys change her to suit me better
>then the answer is no.
Yeah I know I'm allowed to do what I want but I feel her "official" design feel kinda old-fashioned
But whatever, if the majority likes her current clothes and hairstyle then it stays
>>17742177
God tier coming through
>>17751108
I love it when /pol/ shows an homage to /x/ for helping create Ebola-chan. Really warms my heart.
>>17751050
/x/-tan going crazy is the best comic material.
>>17751108
kys cancer
>>17751457
>cancer
no it's ebola
get it right chump
>ywn find a mentally defective /x/ girl to love
Does killing myself to induce reincarnation really hurt my odds of getting a good life?
>>17742697
Those wonderful days before /pol/ took over...
>>17742708
>/pol/ tan
Wash your mouth.
>>17751545
I love you, anon. :3
>>17752593
Obviously they meant >>>/po/ - Papercraft & Origami.
>>17751545
There are broken chicks all over the place. You haven't even looked.
i originally drew this for the drawthread but i miss-read the fucken request
so here is a cute, not creepy x-tan i guess i can post here
>>17753124
That was my req! Thanks anyway.
>>17753124
OC is never wrong. Thanks drawfriend.
>>17742396
The idea of personifying the boards always seemed like a cute idea to me, but I resent it.
Personification leads to canon.
Canon leads to head canon.
Head canon leads to Tumblr.
Also
>triggered by so much Scott Pilgrim.
>seriously, 95% of people who liked it need to be reminded that all of the characters were terrible people.
>Yes, especially Scott
>>17753250
Who cares what other people want to believe?
>>17751108
I remember the boards vying for her attention for that event years back.
That was fun. Glad she chose /pol/. /k/ was a maniac and /sp/ was in the closet.
>>17742976
This doesn't sound so bad.
>>17753268
/tg/ was the right choice... /pol/ is garbage.
>>17753279
/tg/ were too busy playing with their toys.
>>17751108
The other version.
>>17753288
We should have played with them.
>>17753303
/pol/ and /x/ were well suited years back. /x/ was a different animal then.
This used to be the place to come to if you needed every bit of information on something or had a problem to solve. /b/ was too disorganized and /sci/ too arrogant. /pol/ had plenty of those instances and the two boards were close. The conspiracy threads were often cross board too because there was a common interest.
>>17753811
Or outside, if you prefer. I don't mind doing it on your face or tits grrrrrl.
>>17753832
Open wide, then!
Now that I think about it that's probably the same reaction I'd have if I saw you anyway.
>>17749894
Because that's the main user base of the paranormal forum. I am surprised that you haven't noticed.
>>17753836
your comments follow the same stupid pattern of all those weeabo,cringe,nice guy faggots.
First you call her hot
she denies you
then you try again
again denies you
you call her a bitch/ugly/whore, whatever is fitting
i really hope you dont act like that in real life man, dont be part of a cringe thread brother, change your attitude
>>17753250
Obviously everyone in Scott Pillgrim is an horrible person that's the point of the comic Sweet Jesus. It's litteraly about millennials finally growing up and how difficult that proves itself to be. Whoever would read that shit and not get that?
>>17742519
This is amazing and I absolutely adore it.
>>17743057
This one's pretty cool.
>>17744328
stop
>>17756051
>Whoever would read that shit and not get that?
Millennials. Reading comprehension requires full attention, and your typical teenager these days is splitting his mental capacity between multiple things. Reading during the space between replies in two simultaneous text message conversations while listening to music. He's going to retain mostly superficial information. Which may accrue into something around the fourth time reading through a work.
>>17756180
They stopped days ago.
Unless you're referring to emoticon use. And then I agree with you.
>>17756215
>>17749894
>why is /x/-tan design like a MySpace scene kid from some lost latinamerican country in 2013? Can we update her?
lol 2013 is like last week.
/x/tan is Death from the Sandman comics of the early 90's. She was modified just enough to appear original but that's where she began.
>>17755409
Your comment follows the same stupid pattern of all those pathetic, pussy-hungry betas with a DSL line who think female sexuality is something to be defended, and that women are little babies who need to be coddled.
First I comment on pics.
Some random anon replies with a negative image.
I go along as a joke twice.
Then I make a joke at her expense, as she did to me. This is called flirting.
Then you turn up and turn it into something weird.
I really hope you don't act like this in real "maaan", don't be part of some white knight bullshit pal; change YOUR fucking attitude.
>>17756337
>This is called flirting.
You are not good at flirting...
Since we're out of x-tans, I'm gonna dump my creepy-chan/Allison Harvard folder.
I have a feeling we'd be good friends.
>>17756446
Dude I'm >>17756447
stop it
>>17756447
>>17756446
>>17756450
lol
weew
>>17756337
jesus man dont go full autismo mode, no one likes that shit
>>17756337
>>17756337
>flirting
Anon, you're flirting with someone on a Mongolian dog breeding forum. You need to rethink your entire life up to this point.
>all this talk about /pol/
You guys do know that /pol/ is with /c/ and /jp/ now right?
>>17756812
Good.
>>17756812
So is /x/ single?
>>17756855
Isn't she with /vp/? They went to the Winter Ball together last year.
>>17756859
/x/ should just be single for a while... she's a strong woman who don't need no man.
>>17756874
We should really make a thread to decide /x/s fate. I do agree that she could use some alone time. Even tho /tg/ is pretty nice.
>>17757006
everyone knows /x/ ends up with /tg/... but in these alone times, /x/ needs a /k/ booty call.
Just don't tell /an/.
>>17756337
>Then you turn up and turn it into something weird.
Keh, so true.
>>17756620
>Mongolian dog breeding
Wow, I have been away altogether too long.
