satyrs in my house? im scared
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i saw a creature of 1 meter around my house,its like the picture, im scared cuz its moving my stuff. have a cat and idk where is it. someone can help me?
>>17737752
>satyrs
u gonna git raped
fuck this
You know the drill, picture or it never happened.
You'll be pleaded to know that there are no satyrs in your home.
>>17737800
Pleased*
>>17737752
That's a faun, not a satyr.
>>17737752
You have been visited by goat man.
There is a gateway to hell near your home.
I suggest you clean your magical sword and polish your armor. Night want a blessed AR-15 too. Because you,re in fucking diablo bro.
>>17737752
bump
Your cat's fucked, it's gonna birth a demigod because it is Pan, being a Pan-is.
Silly goat, Op is the pussy, not fuck op's pussy.
>>17737752
suck his dick.
You're going to have to , one way or the other.
>>17737752
Bless your house in the name of Jesus Christ.
www.holytext.org/gospel
Get saved.
What makes you think it's a satyr? Also, if it is just give it some booze and/or porn magazines as a peace offering.
no op
this >>17737752
is satire
>>17739357
holy shit that is slick
>>17737752
your ass is in dire jeopardy
>u gonna git raped
>>17737752
Rape it
Hope it didn't leave hoof marks in the hardwood floors. ..mom's gonna be pissed!
