Which cryptid is most like you? For me it's vampires: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>17728281
BAHAHA OP GOT FUCKING BURN"D
I'm like an Ent
I might be slow, but I've also got the most wood
I like to prey on other people, undermining their culture and enslaving them with outrageous debt
My favorite is Frankensteins. Lean, gregarious, playful.
>>17728219
Lovecraftian horrors.
Life is suffering.
>>17728315
>not cryptid
>>17728219
Probably werewolf.
Get angry and aggressive fast, I'm fairly large and strong due to training, prefer to be alone but get sad, Rarely trust anyone, keep in contact with one relative, wander around at night. Also wished I was a werewolf sine I was like 5, kek.
>>17728350
>implying Jews are human
>>17728356
I refuse to believe anybody who uses the term "kek" is "fairly large and strong"...
You're just a 13 year old who wants to go to the gym when he grows up.
>>17728356
You sound like my schizophrenic body building brother
>>17728397
/b/ takes its toll.
I'm 20, been training for around 5 years. 6'2, 87kg, 10% bodyfat.
>>17728219
>Intelligent
Fuck off, faggot
>>17728407
[spoiler]he is[/spoiler]
>>17728340
i had a more emotional connection to Frankenstein. He couldn't be loved but he was so loving. I didn't grow up love & don't know how too. I destroy anything I touch.
Used to have the same tattoos as Herman Munster but I got them covered up.
>>17728426
Moms gonna put him back in the insane asylum if he doesn't stop farting in the dogs face
Bro if it's you, cut that shit out
>>17728425
Edge
>>17728397
Kek is over 12 years old now m8, maybe if you were older you'd know that
Nothin' wrong with usin' kek
Kek
this thread is crackin me up! i relate to a goat you know the whole living deliciously thing
be me wake up every night with night terrors in a sweat heart rate on moniter 140 plus, arms hands clasped above my heart legs crossed. every night similar dreams always being consumed nowhere safe to hide... i really dont sleep well anymore. havent slept for a few months as well as i should. my memories arent as clear as they used to be proabbly from lack of sleep.. the worst part is now im losing feeling in my right arm.. willing to bet money on a nervous system illness but hey im willing to entertain the thought that its evil spirits
>>17728448
>12 years old
Your point?
>Nothin' wrong with usin' kek
Yes, yes there is.
lol etc.
>>17728470
im more then willing to chalk it up to being on amphtimens since i was in 6th grade taking 70 mg of vyvanse and shit tons of ssris is a great way to keep your resting heart rate above 100 beats per minute resting. the feeling of electricity running up my spine was an odd sensation... drugs, they fuck you up. something bad.
>>17728479
you know getting rushed to the hospital with cardio arythima and a heart rate of 220 plus bpm and body temp of 102 f is really a rush.. all in highschool docs keept saying it was a pretty crazy thing that i survived. but some times i feel like i havent that some how i died.
>>17728471
kek is not 12 years old, dont believe this newfaggot
and yes kek is used by faggots exclusively
Oh, goody. It's this shit post again.
>>17728490
zozzle
>>17728498
I don't even have any idea what that is supposed to mean you fucking post-2008 cancer
>>17728390
That has nothing to do with it. They're just not undiscovered is all.
>>17728504
zozzle
>>17728483
Holy shit, this happened to me as well. Got pulled out on a stretcher after lunch and went into amphetamine psychosis.
FYIAD
I'm big and fat and I spend so much time alone that when people see me it's like a miracle
Mine is Taylor Swift, I am blonde and beautiful.
>>17728219
This exact picture and post appeared a few days ago. Being paid by 4chan or are you really interested?
>>17730103
Wonderful threads deserve to be remade.
>>17730161
How much are they paying you?
>>17728356
>Probably werewolf
sure a faggot
>>17728219
>obligatory *tips fedora* response
>>17728219
Is this a copy-pasta like the V one?
I like Spring Heel Jack.
>>17728440
>Moms gonna put him back in the insane asylum if he doesn't stop farting in the dogs face
>>17731408
He also has a habit of throwing buckets of cold water on people while they're showering
>>17728471
Kekekekekekekekeke comes from Starcraft back in the 90s. It's what Zerg players said instead of Lol. It's also the Korean translation of Lol.
You're both noobs
>>17728219
Sewer Alligator because I'm boring, and no really believes in me.
>>17728440
excuse me? does your brother really do this?
>>17731959
>>17731959
Again, what is your point?
You're making more of an argument that it's a fag thing to say. You're literally proving our point you peasant fag.
And we're the noobs? kek.
>>17728315
Kek
>>17728219
A fairy.
Think about it.
>>17732182
Its an oldfag thing to say was my point. Just cause it's not from your shit-tier generation doesn't mean it's "fag". Also, what's your guys obession with saying everything is "gay" or "fag"? It's like you love constantly hearing about the act of men fucking. Faggot
>>17731968
Yeah. 10+ times a day.
He wakes up at 4:00am, works out till 8:00, then farts in the dogs face for the rest of the day & drink protein shakes
>>17732289
Look faggot, you've got it backwards. The older generation you're from the less likely you are to use faggot phrases. If you're the fag that said you're 20 then you're at least a decade younger than me so shhhh fag, shhhh.
>>17728896
Tree fiddy.
>a photo of literally me in the OP
DELETE THIS
>>17731222
It's a /co/ meme
Probably a goatman or wendigo
>like to creep people out when they least expect it
>blend myself into various circles mimicking them yet never being completely part of their group
>very hairy
>>17728407
I got one of those too.
He's a champion.
Jackalope.
>>17728219
How much are they paying you OP?
>>17733917
Five million pounds.
For me it's sasquatch. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>17733220
Let's fight our brothers
Idk about yours but mine believes he could beat anyone in a fist fight
Space Marine, because I am always loyal to the emperor and love to fight against the xenos scum with my BATTLE BROTHERS!
What cryptid would you describe as cynical and angry, but wanting to believe there's still good left?
>>17728219
If you're gonna shitpost about vampires, at least have the decency to do your homework, op. Look up Dudley Wright.
>>17733917
Tree fiddy.
>>17728397
>He doesn't into /fit/
Mfw jelly DYEL lanklet BTFO. Skelly nogainz on suicide watch.
Coldsteel
>>17737020
I don't know. Jersey Devil, maybe? But that's more of like an "up to interpretation" kind of thing.
>>17728219
Try fake, narcissistic, edgy, and lame.
>>17732953
Werewolf or sasquatch. I am a hairy person who likes to be innawoods.
>>17728442
>>17737633
I found the Faggots even more retarded than OP
>>17739963
>falls for obvious bait
>calls other retarded
