Give me all your moon conspiracies
>>17726193
The moon sucks.
All the beings on it are assholes.
The END.
>>17726193
Mr. Strong Alien
Do you really wish to know?
>>17726240
All the beings inside it are assholes.
All their secrets are asshole secrets too.
All their satellite technology and programs are made by assholes too.
The moon is a jerk.
>>17726193
Neil Armstrong backwards "Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
>>17726246
It's a necessary jerk, or have you forgotten?
>>17726193
>Neil Armstrong
>Strangle Minor
Strong alien arm.
The moon is fake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke
>He further proposes that the Moon is an artificial construct—"probably a hollowed-out planetoid"—from which the reptilians broadcast an "artificial sense of self and the world" that humans mistakenly perceive as reality.
>>17726193
It's hollow because its,cheese in a nut shell,sprinkled with moon dust.
>>17726248
mr(Moon Rocket) alien ( its A LIE, N)
G! no rts (NO Real Trip[to]Moon
>>17727281
(NO Real Trip[to]Space)
>>17726193
Check this link out. Its real interesting it proves Muslims worship the Moon as God and call it Allah!
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/moongod.htm
There is only one option:
We must blow up the moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA