I'm not religious at all, but wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if you died and next thing you know you're standing at heavens gate being judged.
>Post yfw Christains were right.
>>17725076
We all need time to rest.
When you die your eternal slumber begins and ends.
>>17725076
Wouldn't it be hilarious to find out Muslims were right?
>>17725076
>mfw
>Told all y'all bitches.
>>17725122
Yeh we would all miss out on like 30 virgins or something
>>17725140
No, it was 13. 13 virgins.
>well god damn, ain't that some shit..
>mfw
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>>17725076
I had a strong thought about this earlier yesterday. What if there is an afterlife and everything I did in life was surveyed NSA style and the only thing I had to look forward to is to be critiqued, scrutinized after I died. Just the thought of being judged by a higher power pissed me off and gave me anxiety.
Google "Critics Corner" from Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) to get an idea of what I'm talking about.
anon it will be many things to you...hilarious will absolutely not one of them...
I can't fucking believe people swallow that total bullshit about the afterlife. It makes me sick to my stomach, am I alone in feeling like this?
>>17725578
ooh your alone my friend so very alone Lucifer's indoctrination has you lock stock and barrel.
Read the Bible and walk in God's and Jesus's ways...its as simple and as hard as that
>>17725594
I grew up with that brainwashing. I know the bible in and out. As soon as I developed the capacity to question information, I saw through that shit, how about you? Do you seriously believe in some meme shit a group of deranged desert niggers wrote? Do you swallow every fiction book you read as well? Have you seen the state of the world? What kind of god runs this shit?
>>17725578
You're not alone but there aren't that many people that value logic and reason over the security of having the tough questions "answered". People as a whole would rather have false sense of security rather than facing the fact that everyone dies eventually, so they made up something desirable to look forward to. It's sad that this is how majority of people think.
>>17725603
Think this way*
>>17725603
Even though i couldn't care less about this topic, why is it a sad thing people have something to help them get through the day.
>>17725615
Because that thing motivates horrible acts
1983 best role player ever t00m
So, if religious myth and afterlives were real, why would it be Christianity and not any other religion?
Also, was Mormonism DLC to Christianity?
>>17725615
Fair point, although most people wouldn't use it in this way from what I've witnessed. Either they follow a faith to justify being a shit person or the decision isn't even theirs to begin with. There's nothing wrong with doing that you want to do when it comes to religion. There is something wrong with blindly accepting myths because it's the path of least resistance. Intelligence starts to stagnate if you have all the answers already.
>>17725662
In the Mormonism DLC you get to be the god at the end.
>>17725076
/pol/'s out in full force today I see.
looking at /pol/ might blackout
>so you're forgiving and shit, right?
>>17725076
If god were real and omnipotent he would understand why a human being with our limited knowledge wouldn't believe in him don't you think?
mfw christians where right
According to people who have had NDEs, the only one who judges us in the afterlife is ourselves, and God certainly doesn't send people to Hell for not saying ten Hail Marys every Sunday (or for anything else, for that matter; the consensus is that Hell doesn't even exist).
>>17725076
YFW rave étiquette follows jesus preachings.
>>17725288
What if this is the sole purpose of the illuminati?
>>17725122
Never gonna happen. Muslims are evil and we'll find out Muhammad was possessed
>>17725966
And you are your harshest judge when everything is seen clear the sorrow sets in.
>>17725076
>>17726523
KEKINGTON
>>17725578
I too am enlightened by my own intelligence
>>17725893
Underrated post. My thoughts for days and days
>>17726570
And i'm too tipping my fedora as i'm typing this
>>17725076
>>17725076
>time for genocide
>>17725578
It disgusts me every day. It probably disgusts you and me more in three weeks than all the comfort it might have ever provided to a fool for their entire life. It's not the lie that's disgusting, it's the rate at which people believe it that makes my stomach turn.
>>17725599
Obviously an inconsistent one.
>>17725603
>the security of having the tough questions
Security through obscurity is not security. It's a security hole waiting to be exploited. Christianity hasn't wrong me personally enough for me to go nuclear on them, so they lay in wait for whoever they do end up wronging.
It wouldn't be hard for me to walk into a Church and have a McCult at my fingertips.
God help you if I ever decide to write a guide for making cults from existing religious sects.
>>17725615
For the same reason you don't still carry your blanky wherever you go.
>>17725603
>>17727847
>>17728432
Not badass, psychopath. You goading is basically the same as advocating for me to write that guide. It's not something a sane society should allow.
>>17725288
>>>17725076 (OP)
>I had a strong thought about this earlier yesterday. What if there is an afterlife and everything I did in life was surveyed NSA style and the only thing I had to look forward to is to be critiqued, scrutinized after I died. Just the thought of being judged by a higher power pissed me off and gave me anxiety.
You should be more concerned about being judged by the worst critic of all... yourSELF.
We are all judged every day by our conscience, and rightfully so. For when you take an action that causes you to lose respect for your SELF? Then you have truly crossed the line.
>>17725599
>Have you seen the state of the world? What kind of god runs this shit?
The kind of God who allows Free Will.
No one can protect you from yourself, and the consequences of your own bad decisions.
>>17728492
Nobody asked for free will.
The ones that wanted it demanded it with blood.
>>17725076
>I wouldn't play nice.
>>17725573
I would say
>yall some fairies.
who cares, im fucked here, im fucked there god was never on my side im used to it
>>17725076
there are some people who live among you who already know that they are destined to burn
imagine that feel
>>17728560
>implying fairies would take up such a hideous visage
>>17728485
Not any of the prior posters, but do it.
Seriously. I want you to make national (or international) news. Before you make them all drink the koolaid, post the guide.
So yeah. Carpe Diem friend of. Follow through.
>what if the aztecs were right
>what if the egyptians were right
>what if the buddhists were right
if this logic applies to your belief system, I can almost 100% guarantee you that it is factually incorrect.
Doesnt speak towards the practise or practitioners of it, simply to the truthfulness of its claims.
All religions are true to a degree.
>>17725573
What are sanguinary guard doing with a chaos cultist in front of a herald of tzeentch?
>>17725076
>being judged
If religion is correct and there is a Heaven, it's God's fault for not making the one true religion obvious from the start. Therefore, judgement at the pearly gates would inherently be unfair and only a small fraction of souls would get in.
Besides that, Christianity/Catholicism state that Jesus died for our sins, so technically by that logic, everyone before and after Jesus' death should have been granted salvation.
>>17728866
It'd be the biggest dick move or all time. Millions of people have worked to create temporal cults and a "god" conspiracy. I only destroy ancient shit when the world/society actually betrays me. Don't be a dick unless it's necessary.
>>17725578
>tfw you watch the feeble minded religious human cattle have an opinion
>>17725076
>I'm not religious at all
Whatever you say christcuck
>>17728930
spastic fuck
our "free will"?
>>17725076
>>17729199
I get so sick of you people thinking you can add the word "cuck" to any other word and create an insult that makes you look so smart. You all are probably the same guy
>>17729237
dont get butthurt shit cunt
>>17725578
I only know what ego has shown me and meditation. I would like to believe there is an afterlife and it actually could most definitely exist! How crazy is it for existence to be? Anyway you look at it we are existing so why couldn't there be other kinds of existences? Theres creatures that perceive differently than us right here on this planet. Its not like humans are the only beings. Would be wild if all the dimensions exist that Sanatana Dharma claims. I know enlightenment so I know such a state exists. It is like pic related. :) I miss it, one day Ill experience it again. I like to think everyone experiences it at death. I wonder if we are just too scared of it cause its too awesome and thats why we don't experience it. SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!
>>17725603
I definitely do not value logic. There really is an ultimate reality in my religions I follow we call Parama Siva and Brahman; whether that really fits into a definition of God it depends on how you define it but it is very real.
>>17729237
Cuck is literally the funniest derogatory word to call someone online in my opinion. Hell Ive been cucked a couple times even lulz.
>>17729265
You've watched your spouse cheating on you and gotten off on it?
>>17729237
shut up you cuckbucket
>>17725076
> edgy
>>17725076
Best treatment of this idea was in a Steve Martin stand-up routine.
It would be more hilarious if it were just frogs. A frog at the gate. Roads for guards. But all just frogs. Not even powerful just reg ass frogs.
>>17729143
Arbor mist is for gay faggots
>>17728591
More info please???
>>17729263
>How crazy is it for existence to be? Anyway you look at it we are existing so why couldn't there be other kinds of existences?
Lately, I've been thinking something similar. I've seen some atheists say that the existence of souls doesn't even make sense, but really, even the existence of the physical universe is kind of absurd.
>I know enlightenment so I know such a state exists. It is like pic related. :)
Enlightenment is getting to lie down and let a hot goddess fuck your brains out? I can get into that. It's very different from what people usually talk about when they say "enlightenment"; they basically say you'd have no desires at all. I like your version better.
>>17725194
72 dipshit, get your facts right
>>17725893
Well... shit.
>>17725076
If I can enter heaven even despite not being faithful, that would be really hilarious.
>tfw I get let in, as a Pagan for being more Christian than most Christians.
>mfw I find out that God is just like "Yeah man, I knew that my actual followers would all go apeshit. But that was the point."
>>17729297
No it just means they cheated on you; doesn't have to be a fetish. After my first live MMA show ran into this ex felon you would of thought we were brothers. His wife looked like the most beautiful girl I ever banged and was 4'10 swedish looking. He whips out her tits and says feel. Never felt fake tits before. She takes her panties off and puts them in my face. He asks if I want to touch her pussy so Im like hell yeah! Start fingering her. Then he says so you wanna fuck my wife!? I say hell yeah. We take turns tearing this epic tiny 9/10 up! End up fucking her ass and coming inside her. Then she wouldn't even give him the ass. Thats fetish cuck shit.
72 virgins. What it doesn't say is it's 72 basement dwelling neck beards. no offence to said neck beards. :)
A guy with the highest IQ in the world even agrees that there's a heaven.
https://youtu.be/j-788Upky2Y
>>17729956
Oh its totally absurd. Its a mystic dream.
>>17729956
Highest enlightenment is like getting raped by Kali; theres a reason Kali is depicted as such. Imagine getting raped by god! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!! Lower level enlightenment is like looking at god from within the prison feeling love and thinking thats what god is; born again christian tier. The men standing in the prison yard they can see nature outside but are they free? Full enlightenment is like imagine being god, raping you and you see it from both sides! It is infinitely blissful and infinitely terrifying from the egos perspective LITERALLY! Theres a reason why in my religion the highest reality is referred to as Bhairava (Terrifying). Infinity isn't oh thats neat; ITS LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD INFINITE BLISS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at every moment. Its scares the shit out of me and Im fearless. Its like you turn into a lightning bolt of bliss and you feel like you are literally exploding with bliss; like getting the electric chair but bliss! Imperfect enlightenment is like you holding the universes hand, hugging it maybe, fucking it from your perspective. Real Yoga is sex with existence mane. But full enlightenment is like god going oh you want this HERE!!! and just rapes you into oblivion.
>>17730604
>Full enlightenment is like imagine being god, raping you and you see it from both sides! It is infinitely blissful and infinitely terrifying from the egos perspective LITERALLY!
lolwut
I'd probably expect God to understand that I discarded him so that I could explore his universe unfettered by superstition. Maybe that would be his test. To see if the young would fly the nest and love the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
If he wouldn't be cool with that I wouldn't want anything to do with him, he could send me to hell. This isn't edginess, this is genuine conviction. If he didn't want me to seek the objective truth and unlock the mysteries of the universe he built, he doesn't command my respect.
>>17729956
>>17730604
Infinite bliss brah, infinite bliss; it is no god damn joke! Its too crazy that it exists. And its realer than you can possibly imagine. You get to see from gods perspective your entire reality is less than a dream to it! Dream is a good way to describe it. Heard the term seeing the projection which is apt. Metaphor that felt the most appropriate in my experience is it felt like my entire reality was paper thin literally like imagine how much reality is on a page in a book. Lets say theres a picture on it and info and its not that big of a deal, not even some really cool book; that is exactly how my reality looked from the Ultimates perspective. The no desire thing is a Buddhist saying. They only talk from the negative perspective. What happens is you become desire itself, the source of desire and object of desire BLISS! Basically I think I could of been a Buddha all permanently but I was 99.9% into it and ultimately my ego ran for its life!!! :( Under the excuse that I felt bad that others didn't experience it. If it ever comes again Im not gonna pussy out.
I experience so much bliss its retarded! I can experience hundreds of orgasms a day while living a normal life its crazy! But bliss doesn't even compare to infinite bliss; very different. Feels like a slap in the face in comparison. But yeah I have sex with reality the universe whatever you wanna call it often lol.
See the Kali imagery shows Shiva (God depicted as a perfect Yogi) and consort Kali (shakti/energy). It is depicting EVEN Shiva (God) (consciousness) being killed by his own uncontrollable energy (Kali). She is usually shown standing over his dead body reigning supreme as the uncontrollable infinite bliss of god. Sometimes she is shown fucking his dead body. TANTRA BABY!!!
>>17730610
Just describing how the ultimate is really like. Don't believe me look into Tantra. God is horrifying! Its not a joke.
>tfw god sends all religious people to hell and agnostic people to heaven?
>Why did you believe in all this bullshit written in a book by some retard thousands of years ago? Why do you blindly follow a dogma? Why do you think that your religion, as opposed to the countless other religions on earth, is true? What happened to being humble about your understanding of the universe?
>Oh, so you didn't accept my existence because there was no proof but did not count out the posibility of me either? You also accepted religious people's right to believe in what they want, even thought you know they probably are wrong? You also understood that even if I didn't exist there still is a place for morality and the golden rule on earth? Great, you have earned your place, come in!
>>17730610
who's that chick? she fine yo
>>17730610
Im using a christian word god to refer to infinity aka ultimate reality which transcends everything. Keep worshipping the ego and having the illusion that you are safe.
>Does he look like hes at just the born again christian level!? This mother fucker is staring straight into the face of god! Covered in the ashes of the dead displaying the FEARLESS MUDRA! This shit aint no joke!
>>17729996
lol omg
>>17725076
>yfw you spend 20 years being atheist and then God convinces you he is real and so is His Son Jesus Christ and I need Him
Don't wait. Just do your research and know he is real.
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
>>17725578
There are people on this board right now who unironically worship Scary Godmother. Get angry over something else.
>>17725599
C'mon, son.
>I know the bible inside and out
Perhaps, you didn't pray for spiritual understanding when you read it? Sounds like you relied on your own interpretation, or you blew it completely and took everything literally.
Two things you need to remember.
One, Christ said his Father's Kingdom was not of this world.
Two, Satan is the god(note the lower case g) of this world.
Satan = material = vice
God = ethereal = virtue
Ever wonder why you're capable of both? Because you are comprised of both.
You are given free will to choose which "wolf" to feed. The ones who "wins" you, is the one you feed. You can't serve two masters, anon.
>>17728558
>>17729263
>>17730649
>>17731097
>Scary Godmother lmao
People no just me, one lone fanatic who earlier posted about Tantric Hinduism for like 15 hours straight all over this board. Yeah saying Im a fanatic is a wild understatement huh.
>>17731097
>unironically worship Scary Godmother
Its just a metaphor. Its the same as Bhairava the male version.
I don't worship them as actual entities. Example Shiva is depicted as the ultimate Yogi which is cool but I don't think hes an actual entity. I worship Siva the ancient sanskrit term which literally means bliss.
>2016
>not unironically sacrificing people to Kali.
>>17728580
you didn't listen.
it's only a whisper.
>>17731353
Sure but stop this bullshit like the only way into heaven is through believing uncondiationally what Jesus Christ and the Bible says.
Entering the realm we associate with heaven is much more complex then whether you were born in a specific country and if your parents happened to raise you in a specific
dont care tried to be good anyway
>>17731563
All the information we have from people who have supposedly died and come back says that what religion you follow on Earth is completely irrelevant, and everyone eventually goes to what you might call Heaven.
>>17725076
That's when I get pissed and start screaming about what an asshole God is. (I love you, but I'm going to create flies that lay eggs in children's eyes and blind them. Also I'm going to give you a 'choice' to join me in Heaven, but I already know whether or not you're going to accept, so I created you knowing that I'd end up just tossing you away to suffer forever. LOVE ME, DAMMIT!)
>>17730401
Why paganism
>>17725076
Wouldn't want in, any god that creates a place of infinite punishment for finite wrongdoing for everyone who doesn't join his cult isn't a benevolent one.
>mfw im faced with the idea of existing forever, regardless of whether im in heaven or hell
>>17725076
I'm religious, Catholic, but I know when my atheist best friend reaches the pearly gates, she'll be allowed in.
Well the Christian god would still forgive you if you wanted as long as you weren't a dick otherwise in life
So that's not too bad really
>>17732699
He understands>>17732672
My friend has been exposed to false Christians and people in general. God sees people for who they are.
