So, how can I join the Illuminati? Anyone ever made some experiences with them?
>>17723162
I have listened in to a meeting by them, a large weapons and launch code exchange. They scrambled my signal and chased me. They were talking about ayy lmaos and shit. I might not be along much longer. I can go into detail, I think I even took a picture. I'll have to get it opened later for proof.
Ya'll haters corny with that Illuminati mess
>>17723755
... what?
Go to college and kill unwed mothers' babies and sell them to the mcdonalds man. This will get you on their radar.
>>17723162
Get rich. Party with yeezy. It's that simple.
>>17723775
No thanks.
>>17723755
Found the pic. I zoomed in while behind a trailer.
>>17723781
Pic
>>17723162
Do some archaeology and read up on the esotery of Abrahamic religions.
>>17723786
You took the pic I uploaded to the internet and renamed it? GO ALREADY NEWFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17723162
Be the light of darknes.
>>17723797
Love these replies that are totally useless.
>>17723162
We've been monitoring you and have considered your application, unfortunately we cannot accept you. We have maintained a strict "no retards" policy for the past three centuries. Good day.
>>17723813
4/10
You tried.
>>17723162
Find tour local Free Masons chapter. Have to work from the bottom up. Like the rest of us.
Sign up here, friend: https://www.illuminatiofficial.org
>>17723162
first you disregard
>>17723755
then you probably mean mason-loges or Rosicrucians.
They all have websites were you can contact them. Some of them have open days and you can actually learn some stuff about them. Believe me, except the weird Initiation rites (and thats more a american thing nowadays because the yanks love sticking to dumb traditions) its pretty boring. Like some country club. With less retarded people.
>>17725507
Masons only accept men though no?
>>17725574
Women dont have dicks to suck so yeah.
>>17723813
>We've been monitoring you and have considered your application, unfortunately we cannot accept you. We have maintained a strict "no retards" policy for the past three centuries. Good day.
:)
>>17727213
You bump the thread for this? Wow.
>>17725574
>Masons only accept men though no?
http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/orders_women_freemasonry.html
If you marry one, that's the ticket. See a husband and a wife are expected to share everything, they can't be made to testify against each other and spill each other's secrets.
>>17723162
yeah you need 10 years of experience for the entry level job in the illuminati
>>17727222
Fuck that. I'd rather dress up as a guy and sneak in myself than get a ticket through marriage.
Pic related, not me though, just a transformation from Youtube.
>>17727234
shes hot
Join the DeMolay. Girls can get into an equivalent of the Masons by joining Rainbow Girls and graduating to Northern Stars.
>>17727278
>The Order of DeMolay is a youth organization teaching young men to be better persons and leaders.
>Rainbow Girls
Doesn't sound like they are going to teach you sick wizard tricks and make you rich.
>>17727283
well the real illuminati arent real lmao
>>17723162
>how can I join the Illuminati?
It's probably the other way around, for obvious reasons
>>17727315
You mean they ask you to join them or that they join you?
>>17727322
They ask you to join.
>>17723162
What do you have to offer to the illuminati? To be a member you have to be in a worldly position where the illuminati can gain something you do or have. Their not gonna benefit from letting a normal person join.
>>17727640
I can eat a lot of food.
>>17727650
There's probably enough rich fattys in the illuminati that eat alot. I'm sorry anon.
>>17727658
Well, you don't need to be sorry. You're not one of them.
ITT: pure cancer with unironical
>im a girl btw
and retards actually bumping this aids
kill yourselves
>>17727829
>getting this mad over an inactive thread that was on page 4
Eat shit and stay butthurt.
>>17723162
Save this pic with the same filename it was posted with. Keep it forever. Never tell anyone.
This process works with other images too. Be careful what you wish for.
>>17727883
Thanks man.
>>17727829
You know saying your a girl for no reason in a post. Is more cancerous then this thread. Do you really think people give a shit?
>>17728182
I agree that his post was cancer, but "im a girl btw" is a meme and not serious. How new to 4chan are you?
>>17728182
>than
>>17728188
Not new but come on once in a while. You really can't blame for falling for it. People post stupid shit daily on here.
>>17728202
It's a meme. And gets probably posted at least once a day.
>>17723162
The Illuminati is a joke, and they've been trying to steal my soul and kill me for the past 2-3 years.
I ended up finding a lot out about the Illuminati (or just the antichrist) by accidentally fucking him - it.
There are only two "people" in the Illuminati, and they control an army of undead puppets.
Satan and Young Thug (lol), they are both cursed for eternity and turned themselves quite literally, into tentacle monsters with magic.
Unable to feel anything in their unseen dimension, they use magic and hosts to possess corpses so that they can "live" again vicariously through other people. They do this of course by killing and/or buying souls.
They hate their lives so much that they are on a mission to blow up the earth to end their misery.
If they could commit suicide, they would, but they are immortal.
This is the untold joke that truly comprises the Illuminati.
They are quite literally a bunch of fat lizards who hoard wealth and try to make earth suck for everyone who is still alive and still able to reach Heaven.
>>17728218
Why would they want to steal your soul? What makes you so special?
You sound schizophrenic as fuck.
>>17728218
Young Thug who is the antichrist has some notable puppets
Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Tom Brady, Drake's mom (the rapper)
This nigger is rigging the election from both sides.
Fun fact, when Young Thug pretends to be in families with Satan, he's always the mom.
Young Thug is quite literally worse than Satan; Young Thug is his original body and he's already a tentacle monster in leagues with Satan.
He's also a self loathing African American, even though he's just ugly in general, and not because he's blacker than pavement.
I've personally seen Young Thug try to shapeshift into Tom Brady
He got about halfway before I woke up dryheaving from seeing Young Thug's face
>>17728223
it's hard to describe how sick some of these devils are, but Young Thug aspires to be everyone
he's even tried to kill my grandma
ps how do you sound schizophrenic
Please, keep going.
>>17728218
>>17728237
>>17728246
You're a schizo. I don't care what you have to say.
>>17728202
>stupid shit daily
So exceedingly new. Say no more.
>>17728223
>What makes you so special?
Hanz is how /x/ shows its good will to the people.
He's special in that he's not special at all.
>>17728182
>more cancerous
Cancer is cancer, newfriend.
Differentiating types of cancer is cancer.
>>17728218
Do u have any proof of any of this? Please, I'm very interested
>>17728285
That guy isn't Hanz. Both schizophrenic though.
>>17728291
I want it to be true, but it isnt sadly.
Satire as fuck though, 6/10 easily.
>>17728288
Some cancer is deadlier than others my friend.
>>17728352
That's where you're wrong.
>>17728291
go twitter search "young thug dream" "young thug nightmare"
he's been attacking me and my wife on a daily basis for the past 6 months
I also met a girl at the crazy house who knew about him (was probably sent there because of his mental attacks)
Personally, I was just having sex and Tom Brady astral projected into my room, and started crying when I declined his sexual advances
it's almost like a daily routine but he gives me something to laugh at, his painful pointless existence
>>17723813
Topkek
>>17728516
Does your wife believe you?
>>17728516
Yeah does your wife believe you?
>>17730121
>implying his wife is real
>>17728223
>You sound schizophrenic as fuck.
Welcome to /x/
>>17730189
Well, only a few people in this place are truly schizophrenic. The rest are trolls and people who are relatively sane but like to roleplay.
Yeah you just ask
>>17730219
Who?
>>17728218
So are they like Eldritch Gods or what?
>>17723763
underrated
>>17730235
DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT HE SAID??
