How do you summon a volcano god? Is there a way?
>>17714878
sacrifice your booty to the volcano god
>>17714878
why dont we just drain all the molten rock into mexico?
>>17714890
sacrifice two monsters your opponent controls instead
>>17714878
You can't summon something that doesn't exist.
>>17714878
I summon the volcano god every time I eat taco bell
Are we not the proof
Of the idiot God
Who placed us here?
Are we not his dirty children
His unwashed sons
Who he holds dear?
Are we not the proof
That there may have been another creator?
Let's run to the volcano
And toss a virgin into the crater!
We've looked for the reasons
Why we're here
We've kept on searching
Until it was clear
We've looked for excuses
Can't find no other
We must be the product
Of God's kid brother!
>>17714878
Someone's been playing Chrono Trigger
>>17714878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TflRQdFliVY
