Hey /x/
Need a new god to worship?
Come charge this sigil and create the mighty Thagaroth.
Sacrifices! Altars! All are welcome!
eRis.
Too many dicks
>>17707026
tRUe
My time is valuable and I can only worship so many gods without pissing off too many others. You've got 5 minutes. Sell me.
>>17707158
Homo Deus Antinous. Google it. Right up your alley. Literally. You're welcome.
>>17707158
You worship him, he graces your life with spiritual progress and helps to unlock the magic hidden in all human DNA
>>17707173
Son, you're never going to get ahead in life when you're projecting like an Imax. Be honest with yourself. That being said, you're fired.
>>17707181
I'm getting the same offer from Thoth. What makes this new god a competitor?
>>17707226
his ability to guide you in the path normally obscured by mainstream gods whom normally obscure information they deem too important to just dole out indiscriminately
>>17707226
Honestly this sounds a bit sketchy. meditate on both and see the results