Portals
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Okay /x/, today in my technology class me and a couple mates opened a portal to hell using the following chant,
Conjuro potentiae Lucifer
Patefacio a porta ad inferos
Et tua deamones transire
Sic urantar mundi
Did it actually work or do i need another spell?
>>17703651
Nope, it works. Be warned that Hell is DEFINITELY NOT for the weak-hearted, you should bring along a quartz blade or something similar to that to fight off the hellspawn.
>>17703651
And the teacher didn't notice?
>>17703651
Lucifer doesn't work there anymore, he moved to Los Angeles and opened a nightclub.
>>17703651
SHITPOST!!!
Describe the event in detail, DUH! Were you standing in a circle or circle jerking. What was the response of your class mates and the school administration. What visual or auditory cues were there after the incantation?
YOU TELL US dipshit. You were there, we weren't.
(Children) STOP WASTING /x/ Bandwidth
>>17703702
What do those letters around the pentagram say? LS1?
>chevy engines confirmed for being the devil
>>17703651
>>17703929
there's two letters not in the shot. it spells out Leviathan in Hebrew.