I work at a hardware store mixing paint. I had a conversation with a paint vendor who came in, this was weeks ago. We were talking about 9/11 conspiracy, then got onto the talk of CERN Hadron Collider, he's convinced that the scientist working on it are trying to open a extra dimensional portal to another universe or hell so that demons are released onto our planet. Is he crazy, or was I naive to not consider the plausibility?
>>17695301
he's crazy. demons do not exist in the physical, they may not even exist at all.
hell doesn't exist either.
although i am not 100% in the know of these claims, i find them very outlandish and not of concern to us right now. we need to make earth great again.
>>17695343
>demons do not exist in the physical
not yet, but through the wonders of genetic and cybernetic engineering they can
>>17695301
Yes, I'm sure that this paint vendor is one of the few who really know what's going on at CERN.
>>17695359
Maybe he's an angel in disguise
>>17695378
That's an interesting theory. Are we ready to listen though ? Jesus was betrayed and be was trying to save us supposedly.
>>17695343
He was a Trump supporter, made me think that when you said we need to make earth great again : 0
>>17695388
It wasn't a theory. It was a shitpost, honestly!
I don't give half a shit about what Jesus is doing, or what the guys at CERN are doing. They don't matter.
>>17695398
We don't fully know the science of what CERN is doing tho. Smashing sub-particle atoms together , something could go wrong, maybe something humanity is not ready for
>>17695403
If that conCERNs you, you should've studied physics.
Anyway, your post made me bang my head on the wall. After I had a concussion, I still couldn't get close to your view.
>>17695409
Trust me when I had the conversation with the guy , it was really awkward. But every once in a while I think about it.
>>17695403
inb4 half life plot irl
>>17695415
also the plot of doom
The particle collisions happening in our upper atmosphere have energy several orders of magnitude greater than the LHC collisions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle
>The energy of this particle is some 40 million times that of the highest energy protons that have been produced in any terrestrial particle accelerator.
>>17695414
They wouldn't be doing it of they weren't sure what they are doing is safe. It could provide some interesting results some 50-70 years down the line and that's about it
>>17695423
>They wouldn't be doing it of they weren't sure what they are doing is safe.
Lol, you don't know much about the scientific community or it's history do you?
Science is done exclusively for the reason that "it would be really cool if..."
>>17695422
and yet we still allegedly made it to the moon
>>17695426
You're the ignorant one.
>>17695426
People have used science for nefarious means before, remember Atomic Bombs, Should humanity have that much destructive capability?
>Itt
Shills shilling shills, for the 0,2 in paypal.
>>17695482
Could you please point out the shills in this thread, please
>>17695434
questions and comments that start with the word "should" are inherently meaningless.
>>17695431
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>17695482
Could you please point to where I can get paid to post on /x/.
>>17695492
But you are ignorant, dear anon. Science, actual science, is boring. What you were thinking of is applied science, or engineering.
You see, actual science deals with boring stuff like the shit in CERN, or "huh, there must be a new element because the periodic table says so, let's spend millions of cash and decades of our lives to find this radioactive rock". It's cald basic research and it's useless to the common folk.
Now this is where your stuff kicks in. Applied research, where we get sexbots and flying cars and A-bombs. And it's done by a research team of investers, engineers and scientists who may or may not have been involved in the basic research, but they are the only ones that get the underlying principle
>>17695543
>Science, actual science, is boring.
you're such a fucking pleb, go play a video game loser.
>>17695563
basically this
>>17695563
>>17695589
Here are your (you)s, now GTFO. I should know that science is boring because I actually went to an university and am currently working in R&D
>>17695301
No your friend is correct. They are trying to open a gateway into a negative universe.
Think of our world as a Tree of life, they are going to open a door, to the reverse order the opposite Tree that lives in anti-life.
It doesn't matter if you don't believe it or any other shill on this thread. The scientists and their benefactors believe it and it is real, and independent of your belief.
In fact they may have succeeded an already destroyed earth and this is a parallel universe reconstructed by God. They still have to open and make contact with the anti-life world.
>>17695620
I want some of those pills! What are you having?
>>17695403
You think I'm scared of some flying particles? Put me in there, shoot those beta particles at me, and watch them disintegrate on my man bod. Tch
>>17695635
Enjoy being like the guy who got a hole through his head for standing in the path of a particle accelerator
>>17695394
>He was a Trump supporter
Then you can discard any other opinions he has as well.
>>17695635
Have at it bro, he lived for a little while with just one.
This thread is 90% shills.
>>17695640
I'm setting up a crowdfund for me vs particle. I'd bet on me if I were you guys. Protip: I'm going to sweep the leg. Particle won't even see it coming
>>17695649
MUH bernie
>>17695649
>t. bernout
4chan endorses Trump
>>17695403
>sub-particle atoms
Seriously what the fuck
>>17695651
I'm not a shill, I am just on tren+test and feel invincible. I agree that there are many shills
>>17695301
>>17695620
The 2 most paranormal things there are the security and the amount of ching-chongs. Been there, seen the shiet, nothing interesting.
>>17695632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMDkxiBcSPc
Modafinil, Piracetam, Aniracetam and Science textbooks along with a lot of books on the occult and all the writings of the people who pay for CERN to run/be Built. And vitamins.
>>17695651
If you want to educate the masses, you give them evidence, not go all
>hurr durr shills
It's retarded. If you have any real evidence that CERNis evil, give it to us. And I want real evidence, not that bullshit a hobo who sniffed way too much glue and paint thinner told me so.
>inb4 hurr durr shill
>>17695680
I don't want to educate the masses, I want this to happen.
All of you deserve what is coming.
I want to work for the people doing this, all my life and energy is going into a position to serve them.
I'm getting the feeling that there are only two sane people on /x/, and one of them is a fairy queen
>>17695343
see pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PqjACe-vBo
>>17695693
Sanity is a luxury for for the ignorant.
Sanity is a luxury for the cattle, as they are led to slaughter.
>>17695704
Kek, you know nothing about true sanity
>>17695649
Nice meme bro
>>17695301
you guys are the fucking cliché of the manual labour working class conspiracy turbofags from every single movie.
>>17695742
>cliche
I'm a scientist, just graduated.
At least OP didn't have to look up the word spelling for cliche and copy and paste it.
>>17695719
Is there such a thing brother?
PRAISE KEK!
>>17695761
>graduated scientist
can't type Ééä
>>17695301
I've worked at CERN, no portals
>>17695428
Right, anon. That's because even a very strong particle contains very little actual energy. So while an astronaut going to the moon might be exposed to slightly more radiation than here on the surface of the earth, it's still not much more than a chest x-ray.
>scientists are opening a portal to hell/an evil dimension
So like the did in Doom, the Mist, Half-life... I'm sure I'm forgetting something. For people who have such a loose grip on reality, they're not very imaginative if they're plagiarizing from video games and Stephen King stories.
>>17695403
Except we do know exactly what they are doing. CERN isn't the first collider, just a larger one. Stop watching conspiracy videos by people who know jack shit about the topic they are discussing.
>>17695620
Looks like someone read to much of the Crisis storyline of DC
>>17695301
Anytime humans do something new the reaction is always NO DONT THERES SCARY DEMONS AND THE DEVIL THE WORLD WILL END.
People always have a new doomsday scenario. There was that rapture in the 50s that didn't happen, Y2K didn't happen, 2012 didn't happen. The hardon colider isn't going to open a portal for the Combine to come through.
>>17695422
The particle collisions are matter/anti-matter events.
>>17695428
Yes. We did. They don't happen often, it's not like a blanket of explosions. It's just once in a while.
>>17695301
This whole thread
9/11 was photo shop
>>17695983
No, the particle collisions are matter/matter. These collisions create other particles and antiparticles that annihilate or decay. It is also true that cosmic rays incident on the atmosphere cause collisions involving energies far beyond what we do on surface accelerators.
>>17695969
Okay Mr.pick up that can we get it
>>17695620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNudvfIzNz0
>>17695687
>>17695800
half life was heavily inspired by the mist and most of this stuff goes back to good old Lovecraft.
before that we needed the bible for our stories of invisible beings influencing our world.
rehashed ideas or perhaps a concept our species cant quite understand being returned to, over and over.
>>17695680
Cern is an IO port :^>
>>17695770
Hate to bump this thread, but this needed an answer.
True sanity lies beyond knowing what YHVH and Satan are. Beyond being sane and insane. I can't use words to describe it well
>>17695301
He described the plot to Half-Life. Guy was trolling you.
>>17695800
The idea of planes flying into the twin towers to bring them down was used in fiction prior to 9/11.
So did 9/11 real?
>>17697365
You're missing the point, anon.
CERN isn't opening a portal to hell. That's a rather stupid piece of fiction. Futhermore, it's not even a creative piece of fiction. It's just a ripped off sci fi cliche. So if you want to make up stupid stories about CERN, at least put a little creativity into it.
ITT: Listening to people that breath paint fumes all day long isn't a good source of info.
>>17697392
You're missing my point that simply because something has been used in fiction, doesn't mean that event/object can't exist in reality. Life imitating art or simply both being products of the human mind.
>CERN isn't opening a portal to hell. That's a rather stupid piece of fiction.
I am always skeptical of the stated intentions of massive projects. Why should CERN's stated purpose be taken at face value? Do you think there are not plenty of powerful groups and individuals interested in occult practices/theories/devices/etc.?
>Futhermore, it's not even a creative piece of fiction. It's just a ripped off sci fi cliche.
Reality is ripped of scifi cliche.
>drones
>driverless cars
>smart watches
>>17697402
I already told them so
>>17695434
Who cares if we should, the only thing that matters is if we CAN.
So yes.
>>17697437
I got your point, and I'm dismissing it as a strawman.
Nobody ever claimed that just because something was fictional then therefore it can never happen.
>>17695301
Doom wasn't just a game, iT WAS A DOCUMENTARY
>>17695301
The Large Hadron Collider at cern is a particle accelerator. It's a giant machine that's sole purpose is to smack tiny objects together really really fast. Like really tiny objects, some of the things that they accelerate towards one another are gold atoms.
The LHC then measures the resulting collision in an attempt to discover exotic types of matter. It allows us to convert energy into anti-matter, contain it for an extremely small amount of time, and observe before it inevitably collides with matter and converts back to energy.
You're not going to create a portal with a particle accelerator, what you want is something that can either create or enlarge a worm hole. If you can create it then you'll be famous among scientists and engineers.
>>17695403
>sup-particle atoms
>>17695346
And AI which might end up just being Satan tricking us into giving him a material body capable of superhuman feats and survival in space so he can conquer the universe.
>>17695301
he's crazy as fuck. the LHC is a measurement instrument, not some massive death-star-esque energy beam capable of holding open wormholes or whatever.
If you're in Geneva, I guess you can book a free tour of the facility!
http://opendays2013.web.cern.ch/
>>17697667
>>17695415
There is no hl3 because the plot was actually leaked info about events that transpired after our first contact with aliens (demons). They gave us tech in exchange for lives to feed on and deceived us by giving us tech that would consequently enslave us. Episode 2 was the end. We have been subverted.
>>17695422
Tesla's ideas we're actually demonic in origin, he brought us the basics of what would be the foundation of allowing UFOs through from the upper atmosphere. EM theory and E.L.F. radio allowed us communication with the low vibration prison where Satan and his fallen could give us steady upgrades in tech that will allow them to escape. Tesla went mad because of this connection and isolated himself maybe under the belief that he was a hostage and his silence and service might free him or protect someone. Its not a coincidence that aperture sciences portal gun inventor was as crazy as Tesla.
>>17697705
Or because Valve wants their Magnum Opus to have a flawless narrative meshed with compelling gameplay that impacts the player emotionally, and they realize that they have to redesign and revise many portions of the game to fit this and modern technology, e.g. VR, Source 2, physics, etc.
Either or.
>>17697705
Beware the bearers of false gifts and broken promises. This logarithmic advance of technology is the Trojan horse. We all see how dumb the majority is. This all wasnt just thought up by anyone without help. Tesla had visions of his machines, One of the scientists who worked on the A bomb had dreams that told him the most efficient geometry required for ignition. That tech let a few of them through. Roswell just happpened to occur after bigger more energetic tests were performed.
>>17697750
I dunno, that sounds like something a passionate game dev would do. ALL gaben seems to do is get fatter off steam profits, maybe because he didn't write the source material and has fuck all idea how this could be fixed?
>>17695434
I'm still confused as to how Science has been used for "nefarious" reasons.
>should humanity be allowed to have brains?
>>17697772
There's a video of this guy, a well respected scientist/engineer, classified military clearance, who spilled the beans on D.U.M.Bs and where aliens were coming from. It rhymes a bit too well with the events at black mesa. Maybe someone can link it, its posted a fair amount. He said if he was ever found dead from suicide it was because he talked and he had no intentions of shutting up or harming himself. Guess how he was found not long after?
>>17695426
Such as trying to ignite Jupiter with the nuclear batteries on a satellite, or the ever increasing yields of nukes possibly igniting the atmosphere on the table. Or the nuclear missile engine that sprayed fallout in it's wake, which their highly ethical minds concluded could be flown back and forth over Russia before releasing the MIRVs for a bonus scorched earth effect possibly also a threat to Vegas residents and ocean life.
>>17695640
THIS!
We can televise it, "Alpha vs. Beta!!" It will be a hysterical darwin award winning outcome!
>>17695653
First time a beta kos an alpha in the first round
>>17695671
I did that but I just used dxm. Same results. With the added bonus of outside
the box thinking enhanced by disassociative effects.
>>17695719
You know the most about nothing in this thread!
>>17695761
Most devices auto correct now. Makes spotting the potatoes a little more challenging. But not much.
Captcha: SAVAGE
>>17697402
https://youtu.be/SCg0idsPXaM
>>17695800
But what happened in half life when they introduced the alien sample into the beam? We know accelerators are mundane, but what if they are adding something the funding people want hush hush? You can Google the ULO, some how an unknown object got inside a sealed vacuum tube at CERN. They called it an unidentified Lying object. And of course they said they would just move the beam to avoid it. SOUND familiar?
>>17695301
>demons are released onto our planet
BRING IT!!!
>>17697485
EXACTLY. These stories are info leaks. Warnings! Or maybe they are akin to sigils. These games and stories have loads of fans, that's a shitload of focused energy. Maybe to manifest a certain agenda?
>>17697897
That makes me a philosopher!
>>17697933
>Or maybe they are akin to sigils. These games and stories have loads of fans, that's a shitload of focused energy. Maybe to manifest a certain agenda?
I think they call it predictive programming these days.
I guess that differs somewhat from you said. Art and entertainment is certainly used as mass rituals.
>>17697926
You won't last a minute against the annihilation event, And if you did you would still have to face the fallen in their augmented Cyborg bodies and Satan in his armored quantum computer "ai" form supported by human less factories of robot machinists and nanocarbon 3D printers that make the legion almost indestructible. In DOOM and half life, why do you think they depicted demons using exo suits and human military tech? We made that shit for them, happily fucking ourselves over cause only a few rich fuckers knew it wasn't about human potential and progress for OUR benefit
>>17697946
Go forth and philosomize, I'm honored to have played a role in your discovering your talents!
>>17695301
>the scientist working on it are trying to open a extra dimensional portal to another universe or hell so that demons are released onto our planet
Sounds fun, to be very honest here, familioni.
>Is he crazy, or was I naive to not consider the plausibility?
I hope he's right.
Life's just too boring, I need some fun.
>>17697961
I appreciate your observational skills, and aside from an insignificant difference in semantics, the fact that these rituals are practiced and deeply believed by people who oft have resources to organize such deception, i would say it would be irresponsible and likely dangerous not to consider the possibility that such a thing might be happening at projects like cern that consume such vast energy and money. Why would investors sink money into harmless experiments with high risk on returns?
>>17697962
Fortunately there is an infinite number of manifestations of life in the universe. Someone's gotta win. Life consumes life.
I mean, we may all be trapped in the prison of Satan or whomever/whatever, but at least Satan's still kickin'.
Yeah, of course an apathetic populace would be part of the Archons' agenda, but damn, must I play the game at all? How does one not get lost in paradoxes?
Sure, deception and confusion is all part of the agenda. But I mean, potentially all of humanity may be infected with interdimensional AI parasites.
The very laws of this universe may be the Archons.
So what I'm saying is, what do you want me to do about it?
Side note: the captcha process is CERTAINLY an evil indoctrination ritual.
>>17697962
While this does make sense in theory, our understanding of demons and gods is simply flawed. Humans fear power that they cant even begin to comprehend, after all, we're simply nothing. Even thinking about our place in the Universe brings massive anxiety, let alone thinking that it's just one of many out there and that there's a conscious being/beings behind all of it. We cant even explore the limits of our own consciousness, let alone begin to understand the meanding of "God".
>>17695403
>sub-particle atoms
Fuck right off immediately
>>17695301
>demons
im not a troll but shit's gonna hit the fan
>nosc0pe.mp3
i mean seriously why would you want to make ritual dance in place like this ?
no shill answers pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JwIO5k7gdg
>too many coincedence's
>>17698041
What if the secret to human consciousness, and reason we are so hated by the fallen, is that God is a hyper dimensional being outside of time, where our collective consciousness lays in a larval stage, inside a 3D incubator that allows it to perceive time and connect too every living thing. We barely feel it because we we're designed with a biological ego that interfaces the source with our bodies and allows an illusion of self so every life has a unique experience that speeds the growth of the new larval God. And Satan can't stand how major that is and that God would want an equal to rival him rather than his old creation, the perfect angel fated to be sub par.
>>17695543
>research team of investors
Get out.
also, civil engineer detected, pic related, averageLecture.jpg
>>17698041
I don't believe in good or evil, but love and hate are real. Demons aren't evil, they just hate us because they are as incapable of comprehending our nature and value as they are of God's. Much how people will feel when robots take their factory jobs.
>>17698090
We are not hated. Primal emotions are a trait of lower beings with limited understanding. As humans, our emotions help us grow, but limit our ability to look deeper into the bigger picture. Feelings like love and hatred are a product of our biological roots, a simple mix of chemicals which affect not only our phisical body, but the higher realms of our consciousness, our soul, and may or may not be pushing us back. Human curiosity is limitless, science is our own way of understanding our surroundings and although it's currently flawed, it'll eventually be the bridge between us and the "heavens". Time and space are relative, a universal law. If there is a being, standing behind our Universe, then it's not only not affected by such laws, they are bound to it's will. Everyone has their own understanding of the Dao, while all of our theories and understandings may be wrong to certain extent, it's again our curiosity that makes us search for answers we may never find in our lifetime, or our next.
>>17698145
That is a common theme in religions, that our creators and/or rulers are jealous of our innate divinity which they lack.
The Sumerian creation story suggest the Annunaki become jealous of us, right? People talk about Greys being technologically-minded beings, possibly advanced humans who evolved to lack souls. Demons and greys may be different descriptions of the same phenomenon. Perhaps they are interdimensional beings rather than extraterrestrial.
They certainly feed off fear.
The Gnostics spoke of the Archons. Parasitic, exploitative, jealous, imitative, manipulative beings.
>>17697834
Even 420 erryday Sagan worked on how to nuke the moon.
>>17698079
OP of thread, you just reminded me! He told me CERN has a statue of Shiva at the facility! Why do they need a statue of the Indian deity of destruction and creation?
Remind me of the movie pulse
>>17695800
What happened in DOOM?
>>17698661
>deity of destruction and creation
They smash atoms together in a sense mirroring the cosmic force of destruction, are you retarded?
>>17695403
>sub particle atoms
>>17695597
>"Watch as i swing my massive internet dick"
go away
>>17698719
That's what they'd like you to think, open your mind to the truth.
>>17695649
Seriously.
I hate bernie hillary and cruz but if someone is an unironic trump supporter theyre either 16 or they need to stop huffing spray paint
>>17698724
faggot
>>17695657
>4chan endorses trump
What more reason do i need to ignore him
>>17695359
they arent hiding it well
the best way to do hide tings is not to do it
>wat are you doing whit that portal looking stuff? - noting , just fooling around and physis stuff you would not understand
haa ok
>>17698725
I'm aware they have alternative motives but at least they are using the correct symbol is what I'm saying desu.
>>17695620
i am pretty sure they destroy either the berenstain/stein and thats why we recibe so many mandela effect last october/september
>>17698811
>portal looking stuff
What exactly does equipment designed to open a portal to hell look like, and how do you know?
>>17698845
A guy high on paint thinner told him, of course!
This thread is like a fucking 90s postmodern comic book, god damn
>>17698845
You're not very bright.
>>17698854
Again, how would you know?
>>17698845
STAR GATE ATLANTIS
common ist a basic paranormal show
if you can't see the similarities you are blind
>>17695301
>he's convinced that the scientist working on it are trying to open a extra dimensional portal to another universe
That seems plausible to me
>or hell so that demons are released onto our planet
Now it's spooky
>>17698869
You do realize that Stargate: Atlantis is a make believe TV show, right? It's fiction?
Also, the Stargate is a great big ring that stands vertically and people walk through it. The only thing it has in common with anything at the LHC is they're roughly circular. Nobody walks through anything in the LHC. Nobody could, it's all machinery.
>>17698921
IMAGINE THE STUFF THAT COULD WALK/FLOAT TROUG THAT HUGE RING
Cuthlulu came to my mind as a first choice and only God knows what could come troug such a huge portal , whit that size they could sumon even arch angles.
>>17698868
It's better not to know.
>>17698931
Take a good look at OP's pic. See that engineer standing in the middle of the thing? He's guiding in another piece of equipment, coming in from the top of the frame. Once it's installed, the actual space left for the beams is very small. The actual pipes the particles travel through is only about two inches wide.
But hey, maybe it will open a portal to Smurf Village. Isn't that how they get to New York City in the movie?
>>17698943
>condensed highly powerful energy
You don't think there is a secret part of LHC where they can open up a portal, that the public doesn't know about? That not even like 99% of the scientist there know about? The scientists work is being diverted for an ulterior motive.
>>17698954
No. I think the idea is pretty stupid.
high energy beam =/= opening a portal
>>17698961
we are tinking in portals , but what about sumoning circles?
in that case i could be posible to have a really huge sumoning circle.
>>17698976
Summoning circles aren't actually real. Neither are summoning pentagrams.
>>17697667
Sounds a lot what happened to the Necrontyr in wh40k desu
>>17698983
do you even /x/ ?
Guys! Guys! Guys! I got it! What would happen if we superaccelerated fart particles? I'm ready to volunteer for it
>>17698998
Whatever we need to do, to make this happen, we need to do it.
>>17695301
The guy is probably permanently high on paint fumes.
>>17699271
Original comment not previously posted in this thread. Clever and not at all obvious and simple. Quality contribution, anon.
>>17695346
played too much doom
EVIL
V
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CERN is evil, they have to be.
>>17695346
>genetic and cybernetic engineering
Then they'd be just imitations of demons, not actual demons.
>>17702162
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it's a duck
Nothing really happens at CERN. Everything is controlled and worst case scenario would be the machine malfuction, to which are counter-measures.
Well, worst case scenario would be the use of the collider to harness the power of a bomb or device that instead of exploding, implodes, thus devouring even light. Which is pure babble.
