.. and very Short-ass Stories bread.
Saw one of these a while back. Shit was cash. Lets do it!
Gogoogogogogog!
That was a really bad story OP.
There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.
>>17692477
It was probably my girlfriend. Crazy bitch better not be pregnant.
>>17692471
The knocking sound wasn't coming from the window. It was coming from the mirror.
>>17692480
Dude you made me blow a snotbubble.
>>17692483
>>17692471
his moms are heavy. palms spaghetti.
You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying "Don't go down there honey, I heard it too."
They could only find pieces of her.
The town was never really the same after that.
>>17692529
You hear your dad calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you see your moms dead body and start to cry. "It's Ok, Son. She was a cunt"
True story.
The inhuman shrieks out in the woods frightened me at first, but I got used to them after a while.
But then I heard them outside my door.
I hid it perfectly, and no one suspected a thing.
That was two years ago, and now I can hear it moving in the dark.
"You will lose everything you hold dear."
To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night.
I'm not letting you out.
"It sure is scary out here mister."
"You're scared, I have to walk back alone."
The park rangers tell you that you were attacked by a bear. You tell them it was too quick and too pale to have been a bear but they don't listen.
>>17692480
She looked at the test. Yep, it was positive.
You start getting the meat sweats even though you're a vegetarian.
>>17692592
this one was actually good
![legless-main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6K0Ye4p.jpg "legless-main[1].jpg")
But her husband on new years day learned everything and in a crisis sent to the Vatican right away their two bodies in two suitcases
Nor the bicyclist nor the man was ever happy or sad again
"Don't be silly, there are no monsters under your bed", she said, getting down on her knees. "Look, I'll show y..."
That was the last time I saw her.
I miss you, Mum.
The dead dog was lying on the side of the road as he bicycled past.
Slowly it lifted it's mangled head and stared at him with such hatred in its cloudy eyes until he wobbled, startled, and fell off his bike just as the eighteen wheeler approached.
We've been monitoring your internet usage for the past 5 years.
You're in big trouble.
>>17692616
image source?
>>17694333
really good and unique creepypastas recommendation thread
I'll start with '1999'
>>17694421
oops
wrong place
>>17694333
>>17692471
two sentence stories arent spooky, theres no way to properly build suspense or set up an idea that could scare someone.
>>17692723
gaaaaaayyyyyyyy
OP said "pound my ass, tyrone", "okay, ill do it" responded tyrone with a smile on his face.
>>17692471
There was an ebin meme once. But one day, it wasn't ebin anymore!!!!
Its crippled hand crawled its way up my leg in a violent and merciless attempt to pull me into the floorboards. Pulling my waist in, I reached out my arms, struggling to at least raise a few inches, but to no avail; the floorboards had broken under my weight.
thats how you do igt
My neck is often cold lately.
It means he's not looming over it.
>>17692688
that was three retard
>>17694771
Read the thread name retard...
>>17692688
Honestly, that was kind of bad.
I was home alone when I heard the cat run down the hallway.
He was asleep beside me.
~*~based on real 2spoopy events~*~
>>17694494
You have to think of a way to use pre-existing tensions or insecurities instead of build-up. That's why it's challenging. It can't be done effectively without a deep understanding of others. Which is something Millennials are particularly bad at that, hence why these threads rarely produce anything that doesn't suck.
Still valuable practice, though.
>>17694775
It's always so hard to tell if someone is trolling ineptly or just dense.
God damn, this thread is shit.
>>17695015
Feel free to contribute and make it better or continue being a whiny fedora
This morning everyone greeted me by name
I don't even know these people
>>17692471
I had the best orgasm during sex. I came loads without a condum.
>>17694954
Some of them are good.
I stood there looking down at the dead man laying in the middle of the road.
It was me.
>>17695042
This morning I woke up with morning wood.
I'm a girl.
It was his eyes that did it for me; beady, black, soul-less. Prodding the tip of my knife with my finger, letting it puncture soft flesh, I relished in the feeling of my first kill; I craved another.
>>17695083
Yeah that was pretty awful desu famalama. Nice idea, poor execution (pardon the pun).
>>17695081
Tits/penis or gtfo
>>17695090
sorry im trying to get back into the swing of writing, it's been a while
>>17695081
post penis
>>17695083
You sound like a faggy killer. Might as well don a gimp suit and tickle him with a feather duster for a while too, singing some Mary Poppins and shit.
>>17695097
Me too actually. Kek. I also take pleasure in insulting others' work. Unkek.
I jest.
Keep posting Bro
>>17695103
How about..
"...His eyes rolled up. This was it! I gripped tighter.
He stopped kicking.
His body went limp.
I came in my pants.
He was my first... "
Damn I fucked the ending up
>>17694333
"Daddy, there's something under my bed"
"Daddy, there's something on my bed"
Every day for three years John would wake up, and brush his teeth next to his wife Sarah, and she would always be awake and brushing her teeth before John walked in; unfortunately this day he was at Sarah's funeral, he left his kids at a summer camp for the weak, they were too young to understand what happened to their mother.
John woke up the day after the funeral, and went to the bathroom; he looked in the bathroom and saw his daughter, she said
"I want to be just like mommy."
Father is dead.
Who was phone?
>>17695122
lewd
I put the revolver to my head and heard only a disappointing click. There were things worse than death and I'd soon find out
It took me 4 hours to hike up to the end of the trail. A beautiful twilight vista spread out beyond the sheer cliff face in front of me. At first I thought what I heard was thunder rumbling. I searched the sky for clouds for a moment until I realized what I had heard were growls coming from behind me.
I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
every night I dream, the shadow gets closer. I cant even lay in bed anymore knowing if I close my eyes it'll be right above me.
You're the last person on Earth. There is a knock at the door.
You have been audited
when I looked down I saw my feet, but when I looked up I couldn't see my head
I wokeup a nightmare so I went to go to my parents room, I had to turn the corners of many hallways and the lights got dimmer with every turn.
As it became almost too dark to see I began to hear the low buzz of an electric razor and my dads voice saying, "time for a haircut" but I was already bald.
It is 2 am and the house is silent. You can usually hear them running around in the darkness at this time of night.
>>17694402
Mr. Unpronounceable Adventures by Tim Molloy. Can't recommend it enough.
>>17695079
DIO!
"Why do you create genocides, and let people reap each others flesh?'I asked."Because I'm bored", replied God
The Holocaust is real. It just hasn't happened yet.
>>17692471
Anon . I'm pregnant.
I thought it was fart. It was not.
"Shhhhh..", he whispered into my ear, putting the knife to my throat.
"... you won't feel a thing.."
>>17696058
You're a faggot and I cringe for you.
>>17695971
At least I got laid....UNLESS I DIDN'T
>>17692471
"Hi anon, it's mom, thanks for coming to my funeral" said a voice through my phone. My mother was not dead.
>>17696080
It was your teacher. Unfortunately you were home schooled
>>17692471
You are the last man on Earth and you hear a knock on the door. You kill yourself out of fear only to find that it was just the last woman on earth.
The cat began to speak in a childs voice. "Kill them all, Richie. Do it now!". My Dad walked in.. but.. it wasn't him. He was twisted. His left eye was halfway down his face. I could hear Mom screaming from downstairs. Screaming "Kill".
What was happening? Was the fuck was this?
"F-FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE ALL IN MY HEAD!", I shouted.
The cat smiled..
"We know"
>>17692471
After eternities of pain and torture you think you've reached the end of your suffering. You wipe again, only to find the toilet paper still dirty.
>>17696094
I'd still kill myself out of fear.
She asked why I was breathing so heavily.
I wasn’t.
>>17692616
Is that Carl the Cuck?
>the moon has a thousand faces??? Are you kidding me????
Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.
>>17695743
It's a nigger.
After so many years living alone in this large house I came to a startling revelation. In this time I had closed far more doors than I had opened.
>>17695971
>you are the last man on Earth sitting alone in a room.
>there is a knock on the door...
>the last woman on Earth walks in
>"anon, I'm pregnant"
>tfw you are a virgin
>>17692483
This made me laugh for some reason
They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap.
From the main room I begin to hear popping.
"You stupid bastard!" I cried as he tied me to the rails, "don't you know this line has been abandoned for years!"
"Of course I know", he said, walking away, "no one comes here at all."
>>17696189
>>17696213
Do you have any original ones?
>>17696118
>>17696272
Nope.
>>17696267
So he was a ghost?
>>17696278
Sorry >>17696272 that was me. Dunno wtf is wrong with me. Been a right dick lately.
Thanks for the contribution bro. Good stuff.
Keep dumping.
>>17696282
I think that the twist is that instead of a quick, violent death of being run over by a train, they will be left to starve to death.
>>17692471
While making love to me one night, he leaned in and whispered "Did you finish your homework?"
"Yes" I replied meekly. I hadn't though.
>>17696278
>>17696267
>>17696240
>>17696213
>>17696189
>>17696129
It's taken you time and effort to do this. Thanks bro. /x/ needs more anons like you
>>17692471
I woke up in my cell.
When I was a kid, me and my friends used to play hide and seek in an old house. The funny thing is that the one who was seeking always found more people than he should.
>>17692471
It's January 21st, 2017. Donald Trump just became president of the United States of America.
When next you are completely alone, imagine you are listening to a sound of some kind.
When that sounds seems to stop, you'll know that you've been noticed.
"Your hands are so cold" she said, rubbing his between her own. Her mother opened the bedroom door, looked towards them and asked "Jen, who are you talking to?"
>>17696343
This is good
She opened my browser and clicked 'History'. I hadn't deleted it in over 2 months.
She started to cry...
After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child.
I didn't know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
It seems we're the last people alive, m'lady.
She was choking on my penis.
I could hear her all the way from where I stood, fifty feet away.
>>17695612
This one is pretty good.
I told my wife, curiosity killed the cat, upon seeing that dusty generator below the basement.
Though my trap worked, I had not prepared for the grizzly horrors that I set forth towards the world.
>>17692471
"Curiosity killed the cat" my husband told me when I inquired after the generator in the basement. Hearing this nonsensical statement reinforced my decision to cheat on him with Tyrone.
>>17696084
Ha! See, that one was good.
My father begged me to feed him beneath the catacombs of the daycare. I could only back away as papa's roots twisted and bled deep within the earth.
>>17696391
Keke Did she cut it off with a small knife and run 50ft away from you before eating it?
You have good ears.
A few hours after I was buried alive, I was thrilled when I heard someone digging me out.
My joy quickly faded when I realized the sound was coming from under me.
They said that if you beat Death at a game, he won't take you. As his hollow skull tilted up from his fallen king, briefly meeting my gaze before focusing on the darkness behind me, I realized that they never said what else will.
"I won't let the monster get you," I promised my young daughter.
With the horrible images dancing through my mind, I put the noose around my neck and kept my promise.
>>17696465
It was your ass. Your ass had formed a plan and was digging you to freedom, using your anus to suck in soil and expel it through your mouth. Slowly you dug to the surface ass-first, sucking in stones and rocks and mud and worms.. until you could feel the cold night air fresh against your buttocks. You stood in victory with your sentient heroic ass taking in deep breaths. What now..?
tbc...
>>17696465
That's fucking dark
>>17696455
so fucking gay and cringy
He came back inside covered in bite marks.
A rather unusual thing to happen to an astronaut.
Lord bojangles played the doot that ended all doots. The very vibrations tore my flesh asunder in that void, exposing my true form, a young skeletal.
"Just the tip?", she pleaded nervously with her eyes.
I violently shook my head against the restraints as she raised the knife.
>>17695536
>he left his kids at a summer camp for the weak
Fucking faggot my kids are only allowed at the summer camps for the STRONK
Stromboii, Trapgod of the 40th parallel offered pleasures beyond my comprehension. However all I desired was the power of the burrito beneath his unhinged ass cheek.
Every once in a while you hear a story in the news of somebody who was charged for a crime they didn't do.
What if I told you that happens in the afterlife as well?
I'd been under the bed for an hour. Waiting. The movement had stopped. I think they were asleep. I slowly slipped my hand under the blanket and.. there it was... a foot!
They woke up and screamed. Fucken shat myself. I'll try again tomorrow...
The Monster, aka, Fred.
I woke up with a jolt, realizing I left the T.V on the horror channel, hearing demented laughter coming from downstairs.
As I flipped the light switch, and my room remained dark, I shook with the realization that the power was out.
I was already too late when I arrived, shotgun in hand and adrenaline dancing. That day gave me the fight of my life, and night terrors to come following.
Goodbye mission control. Thank you for trying.
>>17696456
Was that the twist
>>17696625
kek
The meteor had crashed right into South Africa, creating a dust cloud that covered lands as far as the US.
It was so large, we didn't even see the second one coming.
When the ships touched down, we though they were aliens but between their looks of horror they stated the had returned home and someone had let US loose.
They said we were a virus to seed onto enemy planets in order to destroy them and now we'd done the same to their home world while they were away.
>>17696625
What's going on there? Is that a bot?
>>17696679
No, just a thirsty bitch.
>>17696690
Waht the fug
>>17696694
Yep, bitch be saying any old shit famala
You reach for the ladder but your gloves barely scratch the last bar.
Floating away, you watch the ladder grow distant, you watch the Earth grow distant...
>>17692471
The truth is that the Jews have been spreading degeneracy and destroying traditional structures as part of a larger conspiracy in order to strengthen themselves at our expense. However, they wouldn't be doing such a thing if they didn't need absolute control of all human systems to defend us from them.
>>17696748
That is... Interesting.
>>17696748
Are you Muslim?
As a kid everyone called me Pringles and now I know why.
I'm a skeleton and once I pop I can't stop.
>>17696484
LOL'd so hard at this that I had to run to the toilet. My horrified wife thought I was dying, and walked in on me wiping my eyes and ass simultaneously while also cackling like an idiot and trying to breathe.
I remember starting off life as but a cluster of cells. You hadn't quite noticed me yet, but I guess I was always aware of your presence. My cells began to divide rapidly, splitting apart from each other as my body grew beneath your skin. Selfish as it may be, I almost look back on this time with a hint of fondness. You might not have known that I existed yet, but at least i didn't feel guilty for causing you so much grief. After awhile, I guess all the cramping and vomiting had alerted you to my presence. From the moment you first understood me, you called me a cancer.
I never wanted to hurt you. Honestly, I had no intention of causing you any pain or misery. Knowing everything that I know now, I would gladly give up my existence just to ease your discomfort. Sadly, thats all wishful thinking at this point. I remember how terrified you felt after the hearing the doctor confirm that your suspicions were indeed correct. Having the results come back positive in such a clear cut black and white manor sent your head and body in a self destructive spiral. Bottle after bottle of distilled poison passed through your lips as you tried to numb the pain. I know a lot of that blame can be attributed to me leaching off of you, causing your body to writhe with aches and fatigue. I cant describe the heavy magnitude of guilt I felt knowing that all of this pain was because of me.
>>17696852
You begged the doctor, imploring that there must be some way to get rid yourself of me. Id be lying if I said that I wasn't fearful of the operation. The notion of your flesh being torn apart and my body extracted through various scalpels and needles left me nautilus and hysterical. Despite this, I understood why you wanted me removed; I know i would be inclined to do the same if the situation was reversed. Despite that, part of me felt relived when you learned that there was no way you could afford the medical bills necessary for such a procedure,as egotistical and greedy as that might make me sound. Perhaps if you had noticed me a bit sooner, maybe things could have turned out differently, but I guess there is no sense in lamenting over the past.
Knowing the sort of bleak and fleeting future that laid before you, your depression began to worsen. Your drinking became heavier and more frequent as well. As my body continued to grow despite your hardships and misfortune, I couldn't help but feel the guilt cultivate inside of me as well. My writhing, developing form began to push up against your organs, compressing them painfully as your breaths became more and more labored, the pain becoming all but intolerable.
>>17696860
Considering this was all my fault, I can't really blame you for what you had to do. I began to feel your muscles depress as you popped one pill after another past your lips. Your body began to slow down as your breaths became shallow and farther apart. I know our time together is drawing to a close. In all likelihood, this is for the best. I can feel your lungs have stopped contracting. Without any fresh air getting in, I know the rest of your body is well on it's way. Looks like you found a way to get rid of me after all, so I guess some good will have come from this. My own body is starting to shut down now as well. I guess some would find it poetic, mother and daughter dyeing together as both of our hearts cease to beat.
"Hey anon, I want to have a talk with you. I found some things under your bed."
>>17696532
top kek
>>17695926
>>17694954
I happen to agree but I don't want to read your opinion ten god damn times.
>>17695519
Haven't heard this one before. Not bad.
LOL! Holy fuck dude. Simmer the hell down. It's a VIDEO GAME! Think about that before you open your mouth and make yourself look like the saddest piece of shit I've seen all day. I know NOTHING about you except that you're worthless and have no life IE. time to check these things out and care. Hope you're proud of yourself. I really do. I sincerely hope for a SPLIT second you feel better about yourself because you downloaded and rummaged through all the levels of your favourite Video Game in fucking STEAM just to point out he said his opinion. That was going to blow the fucking CONTINUITY out of the water and blow our FUCKING minds somehow. Being that Video Games are known for their sharp and detective like continuity. Steam. Even the fucking CREATOR said fuck this and LEFT....but you...no YOU sat down and figured this out and now you look SO brilliant in front of us. Man....is my face red. I'm so ashamed of myself for not being a big fucking loser who has to spend my time nitpicking a fucking KIDS game (even in Japan it's for CHILDREN you weeaboo piece of shit) like you. Nice work.
need more
this is shit but
I heard my mother call me for dinner.
She's been dead for 6 years.
I went up to the attic to hang myself. When I turned on the light, I could see I already had.
>>17696472
This was good
I recently went on a vacation. When I got home, people started noticing tiny bumps on my body. They were on my neck, hands, and feet. They started itching so bad to the point where I was making myself bleed from scratching. It started to get better though. I woke up one morning, and the itching was almost completely gone, but then I felt the crawling.
take it
>>17695607
Two sentences... OP said two sentences...
>>17697147
>Two Sentence Horror Stories Thread..
>.. and very Short-ass Stories bread.
I think four sentences is still in the spirit of the OP.
>>17692471
>bread.
>Gogoogogogogog!
Fuck off already Tumblr.
>Guys I'm going to make a low-effort OP demanding content but I'm not going to put forth any effort! 4chan is all about me me me and what I want!
>>17697147
True, but OP continued with "...and very short ass stories". So suck it monkey.
>>17692592
EDGY.
I turned around to see my door open after I finished fapping to futa porn. It was closed when I started.
The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time.
Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.
>>17697275
>Phantom limbs feeling external contact
Cue /x/'s complete ignorance of the human body to write shoddy Le Creepypastes.
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.
I live on the 14th floor.
You sleep walk in the middle of a road. Is it a dream or no?
I read and write on this website until the end of my days.
On my deathbed I realized that while all my friends flourished and prospered I stayed behind and thought to myself how I could have done things differently.
The last man on earth sat in a room. Suddenly there was a knock at the door
The cellar is to remain shut!! No matter what you hear
I awoke in a sweat and suddenly remembered.
I am the one who killed my family.
I created the universe in all it's beauty
Before that there was a tap on my shoulder.
>>17696864
Two sentences you dimwitted imbecile
I phoned the landlord about the upstairs neighbors always arguing.
Apparently no one has lived there for years.
>>17697382
It is still a short story dumbass.
Another day hearing the laughter of children.
I pray for death.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and I was the last person on Earth.
I had sex with a ghost. I am that ghost.
I lived on the fourteenth grinning face on my darkness, beyond which was the bedroom window.
I heard my mother call me for dead.
She's been dinner for six years.
>>17697278
THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO SPOOKY THOUGH
Another day hearing the death of children.
I pray for laughter.
He came back inside covered in astronauts.
A rather unusual thing to happen to a bite mark.
>>17697284
Is that grinman?
>>17697403
Top kek
There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.
It was probably my girlfriend. Crazy bitch better not be pregnant.
The knocking sound wasn't coming from the window.
It was coming from my pregnant mom, who was dinner for six years, a crazy pregnant dead bitch who lives alone who came from the mirror who said "Don't go down there honey, they could only find pieces of her outside my door moving in the dark that lost everything they held dear and they're not letting you out."
>>17697403
Another day of hearing laughter.
I pray for the death of children.
There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.
I live in a snotbubble.
>>17697399
How could you possibly spend 6 years eating your old aged mother, while simultaneously keeping her body fit for consumption?
I hid the inhuman shrieks perfectly and no one suspected a thing.
That was two years ago and she was a cunt.
>>17697436
Deep freezer and hamburger helper
I see someone else's reflection in my snot bubble.
I live alone.
I went up to the attic to hang myself.
When I turned on the light, "Fuck off already Tumblr, two sentences you dimwitted imbecile."
"It is still a short story, dumbass!"
I was rapped by 17 men.
I have AIDS
"Daddy, there's something on my bed."
"Daddy, I was rapped by seventeen men."
"I have snot bubbles."
>>17697450
Damn. Niggers are so full of AIDS that their rapping alone can infect other people.
>>17697450
Protip
Rapping =/= raping >>17697456
I made a long lasting friend that day.
Years later I found out he was a jew.
"Just the tip?", she pleaded nervously with her eyes.
0/10.
"Daddy I was raped by Phantom Limb."
>>>>>>>>story
When I woke up this morning my window had been closed and locked.
I live alone and my bedroom is on the second floor.
"Daddy I was raped by the window."
>>17696672
love it
One day I was blowing my nose into my hand and sucking up the snot into every crevice of my mouth, mucus in between my gums and all.
When suddenly a skeleton peered out of the bushes and asked me for tree fiddy; I tried to scream but all that came out was a snot bubble.
After nearly a decade of mental anguish and physical torment, I had defeated the demon that killed my family and cursed my livelihood.
I bent over the demon's corpse, took a look at what was left of his face, and sucked the snot right out of his nostrils while also remembering to use my tongue to really clean out his nasal cavities.
This thread has been overrun by skinwalkers.
I woke up in a cold sweat, paralyzed and confined to my bed.
All I could do was fearfully look upon the creature's rigid white face as he dug his finger into my nose, stealing all of my delicious morsels and placing them inside if his own nose.
>>17692679
I'm sure you were trying to communicate something, but that was awfully written. I think you might want to check your grammar.
I always knew I lived in an old house because the wind would howl against the window panes. But staring into the dark I couldn't remember if my basement had windows..
I created the window panes in all their beauty.
Before that there was a tap on my spaghetti.
I woke up in a cold nasal cavity, paralyzed and confined to my skeleton.
All I could do was fearfully look upon the creature's rigid snot bubble.
Stealing all of my delicious spaghetti, mom was dinner.
>>17696334
Not horror, but hope
>>17696334
It's now.
/pol/ and /r/The_Donald still won't stay on their fucking boards.
>>17692688
shittiest itt
>>17697056
this one's neat
>>17692471
It's Sunday evening, you're having few beers with your friends at the beach. Then, you remembered that you have a 10,000 words essay due on Monday.
>>17695776
spoopy
>>17696911
this post made the thread, thanks
>>17692483
But who was MIRROR!!??!
>>17692562
that's like a shit-tier version of a tell-tale heart,, sorry
>>17697577
So beautiful.
>>17697460
depends on how skilled the raper is
>>17695607
>vista
Spookiest shit yet
"We commit his body to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
These were the last words I heard before they closed the coffin and I was enveloped in darkness.
Let's play a game.
If you can make it to your living room before I do, you win
>>17697393
Edgy as fuck.
>>17697915
you obviously aren't a kindergarden teacher
>>17697920
You obviously ARE a homosexual queer faggot.
He stood against my window, his pale complexion, his cartoonish smile; his eyes seemed to stare me down, as i realised my wife and child were sleeping upstairs.
I couln't do anything, i stayed there, staring him back, looking into my own home. he starred at me through my window
>>17697935
Please stop, Tumblr. Just stop. You're not a good writer.
Sleep did not come to me easily that night in the cabin in the woods for the portraits on the wall only portrayed the deformed, the decrepit and the damned. Sleep has never come easily to me ever again, for when I had woke I found no portraits, only windows.
>>17697968
God damn that's edgy.
>>17692471
I was taking a poop and I finished.
I got up and looked in the toilet, but there was no poop to be found!
The end.
>>17697972
Does "edgy" even mean anything anymore?
I once saw my 3rd grade teacher at a mall buying supersize dildos
>>17692471
Your life is a cemented straight path that does not detour. Then you die and are annihilated from existence.
Based on a true story.
Yours.
>>17697987
It means "trying hard to be dark, grim and visceral for the sake of being dark, grim and visceral."
>You let other retards on 4chan who think that just because they write paragraphs, they're right, decide the make-up of your entire lexicon, pretending that words don't have meaning.
>>17697990
>Then you die and are annihilated from existence.
Ee, dee, gee, why, eeeheeeheeeedgyyyyeeeyyyyy! That's some EDGE!
>>17698001
It isn't, its the very basic belief of scientific atheism and admittingly edgy nihilism.
If you believe in atheism, you believe that in death comes nothingness. That what you do does not matter, and that the eternity beyond your mortal coil is one of non existence. You believe that, and not even realize the horror of the sentiment.
To put it into even further perspective, there are people who casually believe that everything has already occurred, and will occur in a single fashion that cannot ever be deviated from. Meaning that there is no such thing as free will or the ability to live a free life.
So, in combination, you are a prisoner of a story that has already dictated what you will do, and what your accomplishments will be, before reverting to a state of non existence for the remainder of eternity.
And you sit here laughing, calling me edgy.
We all fight fear in our own ways Anon, mockery and laughter is a good tool; however if used in ignorance only proceeds to highlight your buffoonish nature.
:3
>>17698020
>>17698001
Then again, it doesn't matter. This was bound to happen, and in the long run won't have that much of a difference when we die and become nothing Anon.
:3
>>17698020
>>17698027
>LMAO UR IGNORANT
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>>17698035
:3
I see many things, and for you I see...happiness. A spouse. A child. A career. Sentiment. Place. Sense of belong.
You will forget this conversation until 54 years from now when you are bleeding out from a burst stomach, due to a miscommunication between you and a semi truck.
You will smile, not because of your sense of peace, but rather at the fate. You were written to have a fine life, that in the end you enjoyed. Nothing can ever take that away, even your removal from the story Anon.
>>17698053
Eeeeeeeheeeeeheeeeedgy, Tumblr!
>>17697612
>Berniggers in charge of reading
>>17698071
>Anyone against politics off of /pol/ is just a meanie leftist!
I fucking can't stand /pol/niggers. Why did I spend four years with you reverse SJWs?
>>17698074
You still can't read, you dumb nigger.
>>17698065
No. What is edgy is this upcoming sentiment
That post was a lie, and perhaps it wasn't. Come tomorrow, you could easily die before experiencing any joy. You could live very long, without experiencing any joy. You are free to choose what you will, but that doesn't mean that Reality honestly cares. Would you like an edgy sentiment?
You are neither unique or special, your worth as a human is easily replaceable, and ultimately; your accomplishments and sense of identity mean nothing in any circle outside your own personal zone.
Even if you manage to matter, you will never acquire the means to leave a footprint in the sands of time. You will never carve your name into the stars.
You are nothing, you have always been nothing, and you will always be nothing.
Death is your only hope, and it is your only fate.
There is your edge friend.
Kill yourself and be at peace with what you are :3
>>17698085
that ass looks really weird
