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this 'sound' has been following me for 3 days
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hey /x/ so im going to start from the very beginning of this shit

>about a month ago my mother frantically called me over to her room because she heard something like the mix of dry gurgling and the grunge,i just brushed it off and said she must have just imagined it because she was half asleep.

>may 8th i was siting on the cough next to my cat and i hear a sound that is like the grunge for about 2 seconds, i simply brush it off as my cat having a weird tummy sound

>yesterday the exact same thing happens and i respond the exact same way

>today a few hrs ago i'm in the bathroom changing and i hear the mix of gurgling and the grunge again,i knew my cat was in the kitchen before closing the room so i know my cat is not in the bathroom with me,i quickly get dressed check the room for my cat or if anybody is in there,nothing at all and i leave the room to see my cat is in the kitchen still asleep so it could not have been him

>VERY scared and shaken i go to my mother and tell her what just happened she jokes that i'm being haunted and we both laugh it off,5 SECONDS LATER AND NOBODY BUT HER AND I ARE IN THE ROOM NOT EVEN MY CAT AND WE BOTH HEAR THE EXACT SAME SOUND AGAIN BEHIND ME,i quickly turn on the lights and look all around the bed and outside her room,nothing,after making sure the house is safe i come back to talk to her about it and she tells me that the same sound she heard a month ago.

ill update this further if anything happens again i'm just really scared if something is haunting me
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If this is creepypasta please continue.

if this is for real get your houses plumbing and hvac checked out.
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>>17675606
lol you need an exorcism

pray to st. michael
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>>17675624
this is not a creepypasta
and we actually had it routinely checked about 3 months ago as we do each year
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>>17675606
OP here, ever since i sat down to write this my cat has been prancing up and down the house letting out tiny meows time to time,this is not normal for him to do
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Try to record it, by leaving a tape recorder or your phone with a recording app running in the same room as you for a while. Then upload it and let us hear, maybe some anon can identify it.
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>>17675749
will do,ill used a spare phone and if anything happens ill just upload the sound somewhere and link it edited
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It's a ghost with a bad tummy ache.
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>>17675764
and now thats gonna bother me for a couple days thinking that
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>>17675855
scariest part is that you would never know
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>the grunge
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The grunge you say?
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>>17675859
>>17675865
>the grunge
welp i fucked up didnt i?
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>>17675749
Jesus Christ on a stick i actually got it but how to i share it,its on my phone recorded
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>>17675891
do*
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Keep an eye out for plaid shirts and roaches
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>>17675891
Upload it to YouTube and post a link
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>>17675900
https://soundcloud.com/selena-flores-175432048/ghost-127
i put it on a soundcloud account go to about 1:26 all before that is me or my cat moving,its just a small grown or somthing this time im gonna fucking panic

>>17675895
im actually wearing a red plaid shirt
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>>17675926
Kys, literally, before it kills you
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>>17675926
also i'm sorry for rambling after it happened i was just trying to not panic, im recording right now incase something happens again
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>>17675926
I'm too spooked to listen I'm a pussy
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>>17675942
Yeah same
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>>17675926
Wow that was quick :^)
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>>17675926
is your cat cute?
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how loud is it anyway? it just sounds like your cat or something I wouldn't be too spooked if I were you
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>>17675926
It sounds like a tummy rumbling and if your name is Selena Flores (since that's the name on your Soundcloud) I'm going to guess your of some kind of Spanish descent and so is your mother. Probably your stomachs are just making noises - lay off the spicy food.
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>>17675926
Does it sound like it's right next to you? Or in the walls? Also, assuming this isn't a ruse, I suggest dropping your shit and exiting the house.
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>>17675951
iv been recording this whole time just edited it down to a shorter time span
>>17675956
very cute hes a orange and white tabby named taco
>>17675964 it was super low this time but the two first times i heard it the sound was pretty loud
>>17675969
and its not my tummy,id know if it was man
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Red flannel? Yeah sounds like u summoned a cobaindemon.
Fill guitar w herbs and sage, destroy it at the end of a rocking set, unto a candlelit pentagram.

Otherwise?
>goodnight sweet prince
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>>17675942
nothing bad, literally sounds like the grudge tho. Sounds like someone burping lightly or some shit. Rest of vid is just OP freaking the fuck out
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>>17675984
Yeah I listened to it and it sounded like my stomach after I eat jalapeno peppers and I have to use the bathroom.
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>>17675980
>tfw no cute cat to keep my company during spook

put the cat on your head to determine if its the stomach rumbling
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>>17675981
my sides
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>>17675979
sounds like its next to me on the couch,im sure they just wanna chill or some shit right? probably just has a wicked tummy ace, RIGHT?
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Turn the lights off and out to any spirits in the house while recording. If nothing happens start threatening them so whatever is there will confront you and then tell it to leave
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>>17675989
i did and hes all good
>>17675981
i fucking love you
>>17675999
i aint doing that shit anon i dont want to die
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>>1767599
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>>17676008
has your house ever been spooked before?
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>>17676018
a neighbor told me there was a murder in the backyard and plus when i first moved here there were crossed scattered around each doorway of the house even the closet

and yes,we'v been touch,grabbed and things thrown off tables
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>>17675926
Definitely sounds like an entity or human
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>>17676033
im not new to ghost shit happening but it still freaks me out so if it gos beyond growing time to time im gonna go to a hotel with my mom
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>>17676008
Nobody has ever died from a ghost. Just face it and it will leave. I have done this plenty of times
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so my laptop just blacked out while on the charger with full battery not even a blue screen and as i went to get my phone it was frozen,i now have my laptop back on but i really am scared now
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>>17675988
Maybe ghost has a diarrhea.
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>>17676053
mobo failure concidence
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>>17676077
im gonna head to bed but if anything else happens with this ill update the thread,maybe with a sample of my voice or something to prove its me
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>>17676167
i wouldnt freak out too much, good luck
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>>17675926
Sounds like your hard drive is shitting itself
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Sounds like some wooden floor or ceilings that getting weight stress... i suggest checking it, the floor or ceilings might collapse.
Does the sound came from same place? I mean only at certain place that the sound can heard?
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Be like that guy from /fit/ and punch the ghost
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>>17675606
The grunge? so you're hearing like.. kurt cobain or something?
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>>17676053
you're fucked
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>cat owner
>hears sounds
>not toxoplasmosis
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The Grunge? Wtf so you're getting haunted by all the 90's bands that blew their brains out
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>>17676053
Are you sure the sound wasnt your laptop?
>>17675926
Such an ambiguous sound. sounds like it could be a person, your cat, the hard-drive, a malfunctioning camera lens focusing (from my own experience.)
Better sage that place just in case. Are you able to tell where the sound is coming from or is it hard to tell exactly
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this just sounds to me like an attention whore being an attention whore, we ask for proof and she gives us a cat purring. Classic case of the dark and mysterious /x/ girl
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>>17675926
sounds like you need to have the plumbing pipes redone throughout the house. better sooner than later or it'll pop a leak soon and that won't be pretty
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old wood or pipes or whatever being affected by the heat. at least where i live it has only been "summer" for like 3 days now.
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>>17675606
Did it sound like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

or this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
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>>17676722
>>17677194
i dont have the webcam that makes sounds like that pluged on and nor is it my laptop making sounds,it does make sounds time to time but it would come from infront of me and id feel it,but this is to the right of me
>>17677179 yes i already realized i fucked up
>>17677216
>>17677209
my house does not usually make sounds like that
>>17677199 there is not quite 100% proof i can give you guys i just want to put this online in case something happens
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>>17677245
sounded abit like a gunshot going off,i feel bad for making that joke
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>>17677251
yes, it does NOT USUALLY make sounds like that, but that does not mean that its something else.
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provoke the ghost and record it's response
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>>17677251
So when you hear it its always coming from like .. the side or the back. thats creepy. Think about everywhere you've been when yo unheard the noise, and where the noise seemed to be coming from. do you think the source of the sound is one spot? or is it moving ? I'm thinking theres a sick animal or something under your house.
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selena, tits or GTFO
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>>17677278
fuck naw
it could be but it sounds too close it would be really muffled if it was under the floor
>>17677369
go back to /b/ anon
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>the grunge
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welp im glad to say that nothing has happen yet

i wont be updating nor answering questions unless some spoops happen
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>>17675637
that means nothing, something might just be in the pipes
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>>17675624
>>17675637
If you don't hear it anywhere except your house then this is propably your problem.
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>mfw I watched the grudge last night
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its just your voice but coming from your throat (alias the deathrattle from the grudge). stop pretending
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>>17675606
Maybe it's the ghost of Kurt Cobain, gargling cum.
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rip op
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Just made a video on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2VFuQE26Y&ab_channel=Toxicologist
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>the grunge
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>>17680595
We knew him well. RIP, I hope he fonud an answer for his shitty drainery.
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did op die
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>>17681642
After the spoopy grunge ghost started spreading not just spoopy sounds but also spoopy smells such as teen spirit through her house OP couldn't take it anymore and took a shotgun to the head.
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>>17681642
>>17680595
>>17681181
op is not kill... sadly
>>17681106
oh no
>>17681687
nice meme
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>>17682033
sorry i forgot to put my name,but this is op

not much has happened to me so far but my mother said she heard it while i was out of the house again,i asked abit more about the murder and apparently the person choked on his own blood so i shited my pants at that moment,
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>>17682042
Well op this is some shit. Try going to a hotel or something for the night and see if the spirit follows you
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>>17682193
If it does follow you it may be something wrong with you or your mom. Do you think your mom hears it louder than you or does your mom feel weird when she hears it?
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I SHALL NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE
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>>17682327
Maybe I will
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>>17675606
damn nigga. Nothing to contribute but here's a bippity bampity bump.
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>>17682193
>>17682195
she feels the same way about it and only heard it twice
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sadly im dead tired after doing alot of psychically demanding stuff and i don;t have the spare money to go to a hotle with my mother,so im gonna sleep and punch a ghost in the kidney if anything happens
if i don't respond in a whole day i am probably kill but so is spoopers kidney
r.i.p in peace
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>>17682560
>DEAD tired
anyways, good night op, dont die
make a thread tomorrow and keep us updated.
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>>17682560
> don;t have the spare money to go to a hotle with my mother
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We will keep this thread alive for op.
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bumping
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bump for op
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Sleep thight OP
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>>17677216
>Old Wood Pipes
See, THERE'S your problem
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>>17682560
How long does this paranoid bitch sleep?
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OP lives another day

last night i heard the sound again but i was too not giving a shit to care then my fucking blanket is being tugged on until i shoot up turn on lights and simply stay up for awhile and fall asleep at my desk

also sorry i didnt updating this for abit,i just woke up at my desk about a hour ago
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>>17684647
Ur gonna be ghost rapped. For real tho, where you from? What's your spiritual/religious beliefs? Describe your house.
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>>17684673
im from TX,wont be saying my city for reasons
im a atheist but i think ghost/demons are real
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>>17675631

this. it's an attachment at the least. demonic entities will make disgusting gurgling noises, phlegm noises, etc.
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>>17684690
Sounds like a demon. They tend to terrorize until a time where you're mentally and spiritually weak, then they attach to the body. I would find a priest about it
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so after i made >>17684690 i left to get groceries,after getting everything i sat at a empty bus-stop to go home and put on headphones to pass the time,abit into waiting i got two taps on my shoulder/ mind you there is nobody at the whole bus-stop and there is a brick wall behind me/ i took off my headphones and looked around and after abit of me standing there i hear a loud hiss near my ear

after looking around if there are any animals that may have hissed at me i see nothing and my bus pulling up so i outy 5000ed it and got home

so IF that was spooper, it can now follow me out of the house AND IT HISSES
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>>17685013
Knees weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti.

Sorry, had to do that.

Well op do an oujia board. If shit goes insane post pics. Don't record or ghosts won't reply
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>>17685013
The murder probably tapped the victim on the shoulder before he killed him with a snake so that they wouldn't retrace his finger prints from the knife and the guy was gagging from the poison or from another device he was using to kill the victim?
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>>17685049
i was honestly waiting for somebody to do it
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>>17685058
Heh, thanks. So is oujia board a go?
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>>17685013
Oh no leafy's community is coming for you...
Better run buddy
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>>17685063
Go for ouija maybe that will help. Try recording somehow though maybe we can get some spicy spoops
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>>17685087
Spirits won't reply tho because they know they'll be recorded. But she can take pics of aftermath if shit hits the fan
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>>17685099
Yeah probably, hyped for OP to do somethinf.
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>>17685104
Same

Op if you have trouble finding an oujia board just find one at a thrift store or some shit
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>>17685104
Something*
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>>17685058
>>17685063
>>17685109
im not gonna be doing any oujia board shit man i not fucking with that can of worms

>>17685078
how is leafy's community here?
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>>17685115
They're with the "hisss" shit
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>>17685119
oh yeah forgot about that hiss meme,i thought leafy made a fucking video about this or some shit
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>>17685126
If leafy would have made a video about this, the thread would be probably filled with "hiss" cancer and all that.
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well fuck my life
my mother has a last supper painting hung up in the dining room and when i came home she told me she thinks my cat knocked something down/broke something so i scanned the house for what might be broken and i only now saw that the glass to the painting is broken but still in the frame,and its too high up for my cat to have touched it

i'm 100% ready to punch a ghost in the taint because that is a family heirloom and my mom cried when i told her the glass broke and that bitch made me lose sleep last night
thankfully the painting is ok though
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>>17685173
I'd certainly say it's demonic if it's indirectly attacking christian related things.
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>>17685173
Terminate that faggot.
Fingers crossed for you, OP!
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>>17685180
then ill punch a demon in its taint
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>>17685189
Fight of the century.
Also, keep us updated with any spoops going on.
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>>17685189
Bro don't fuck with demons they are powerful, cast a sigil in your house and become a super sayin like goku and fuck that shit up.
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get holy water and a cross.

Look at some tutorial of how to attract a demon in a circle and trap it there

Spray the demon with holy water

Congratulations you're demon hunter now, you saved you and your mom and cat, and you're officially a badass
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OP you are fucked buy a gun
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>>17685307
Guns ain't gonna do shit.
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>>17685189
Let the demon possess you, it'll be cool I promise
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>>17685306
fun fact my mother has a exorcism 'kit' also passed down from family and it has jebus crist on it and it slides in half to open it and inside are small things of holy water and a rosary

im fucken set if this bitch wants to tussle bro

>>17685319
do it for the vine
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I have some holy water at home lmao.
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>>17685323
fuck i dont know why but "knees weak" keeps on not coming on but its me
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>>17685330
Summon an angel op
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>>17685306
ill wear a red flannel shirt to make it more legit
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>>17685335
Good, do that. Get some holy water man and you're good.

Also try summoning an angel too if you're too lazy
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Guys im totally OP holy shit
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>>17685342
oh no here we go with fake OPS
ill start posting pics of my cat to prove its me as said in >>17675980
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>>17685339
will do ill also play eye of the tiger as i lipsing
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>>17685368
No play this song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
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>>17685387
its a supernatural reference
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>>17685329
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the painting now got knocked off the wall and is in the middle of the fucking dinning room floor and this bitch ass demon wants his taint punched
my mom MAY stay at her friends house for abit because shes very sick and weak at the moment and does not need this shit
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>>17685445
awwww the cat is so cute

play this and piss it off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
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Op you should stay in your house spirits and demon can follow you
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Tell it the stupid asshole that likes to pretend says that satan demands him in hell if he doesn't stop.
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oh also as always carry salt on you
like a lot of salt
demons cant step over salt
for instance if you enter a room put salt across the door way the demon can enter the room if it already in there, go it wont be able to get out.

additional thing you may want to do
- stuff thats weird or gives off a bad vibe, get rid of it
- you may also want to clean your house
- cleanse your house,burn incense,candles (pink is good),
-make some holy water (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Own-Holy-Water)
be safe
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>>17685481
im gonna stay home
>>17685522
thanks for the info


also if any of you guys saw the new eps of Steven universe that shit was dope

rest in pepperoni my waifu
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>>17685634
As a former priest from a Catholic Church and now spending my retirement on the internet I have found the solution to your problem. You first need to make a circle of sugar. Not salt, sugar. You said earlier in the thread that this was a murder? This ghost will be attracted to a phone to try to call 911 as that ghosts have their minds manipulated by God to think that they're still in the situation their in and time is technically frozen for them. Make sure to call the phone in the circle so that it can attract the ghost. Now you may be wondering "the ghost will see me set this all up!" If you clap your hands together six times while saying "tomyeas" every time you clap the ghost will be blinded for six minutes. This will give you enough time to set up the circle. Once six minutes is up call the phone in the middle and the ghost will become attracted to it. Although you may have to make a little entrance and expose a little of the sugar making the circle. The ghost will spawn where your standing and hear the phone ringing and go through the entrance of the sugar. Quickly close the sugar by spreading some sugar back into the circle and say the bible verse John 3:16. The demon will scream pretty loud but it will all be worth it in the end when it is away from you
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>>17685634
Who died?
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>>17685955
im sorry but im not gonna be doing that

>>17685959
[spoiler] jasper is fucken r.i.p [/spoiler]
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>>17685981
i tried so hard
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>>17685013
Ya took it too far sister
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Post picture of Last Supper in your house otherwise fake
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>>17686251
sure,i already took the glass out the frame threw it away and hung it back up but here
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>>17685445
Your mom is fucked...
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>>17686304
Where did you get that anon?
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>>17686512
shes staying here for toinght then leaving for the weekend to her friends
>>17686522
it was passed down by family after they passed away,it was in the same house for 98 years then it came into out house about 2 years ago
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>>17686542
That's not a picture of the last supper. I'm surprised you went this long nothing happening. Also your mom is weak now, that's why the demon is becoming bold. You should have gotten that picture blessed before you moved it. That's your problem.
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Cover yer self in piss and scream Lucifer. Work on my old pipes all the time
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>>17686542
fuck did it come with the exorcism kit too? sounds like that could be the haunted item idkkkkk
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>>17686569
and iv been working alot lately and coming home tired as fuck so that could be it
>>17686580
it did,and my great grandmothers house [who the painting and kit came from] has alot of ghost shit going on in there too
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>>17686607
Listen, the fact that you have a malevolent spirit being this bold (especially in a house with a cat) means you should be worried and stop fucking around. Either get help, let yourself or your mother get taken, or admit you're an attention whore making it all up. Choose one.
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>>17686607
that was supposed to be a joke ;-; just listened to the recording too to see if it was legit and it does sound grudgey. the more you let it get to you the more itll fuck around it feeds off your fear and from the sounds of it you cant just leave the premises type of deal because it follows you so movies dictate you now call an exorcist and fight a demon have fun.
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>>17686627
yeah desu i make jokes alot to hide that im scared of something but tomorrow ill call i friend whos mom is medium person i dont think a demon even has a taint to punch but i can only hope for tonight
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>>17685634
SU is back??? Aw shit when did this happen wait what

>>17685981
FUCK ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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>>17686676
Medium for an obvious demon. Good idea, lol. Have fun with that.
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>>17686679
just today,two eps too
and im so sorry i tried to put a spoiler but failed
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>>17686681
its the best i can do right now man
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>>17686691
You obviously must be making things up. Nobody in a real situation like this half asses it like you.
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>>17686695
legit where do i even start on geting a priest?
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>>17686864
a church?
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Jesus fucking Christ yeah im gonna go to a church tomorrow and ask for help because after laying down in bed my blankets were tugged right off my bed and im 100% fucking done and scared
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dude thats rats
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>>17687124
i dont know any rat that can pull a whole fucking blanket off of a person whos is holding some of the blanket in her arms

also theres no rats here since iv moved in even if i did no rat can do that
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>>17687133
You've never lived in the hood then. Rats work together to get to stuff and can get pretty fucking big. I have no doubt in my mind that one or two of them could yank a blanket off of a bed/ out of hands.
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>>17687163
well fuck man that sounds scary
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Salt? Ha! No.
Ouija board? Yeah that will only make things worse.
Holy water? Eh I honestly don't think the stuff helps.
Even if you're joking about punching a ghost you may want to be careful so that you don't challenge the demon. When you start calling it out then shit can really hit the fan.
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>>17685319
Not gonna lie, it is pretty cool.
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>>17675926
>https://soundcloud.com/selena-flores-175432048/ghost-127
The hot water at my work makes the same noise
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When the thread is in tough times

You bump it
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>>17687955
Also op use a cross and recite some bible verse
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God, I said it before and I'll say it again
Only if you braindead dumbells paid even the slightest attention in high school classes, or for that matter were curious enough to understand what the famous E=mc^2 equation implies
you would know that in order to emit a sound wave, energy is needed
and this energy cannot spontaneously appear out of nowhere as the conservation of energy and matter laws are unbreakable
if OP had a better recording I could calculate the exact energy needed to emit such a sound at that specific frequency
which would obviously limit possibilities of what it actually is

put down your pseudo scientific books, read up and this board wouldn't even exist
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>>17675926
sounds like your making coffee.
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Is she dead
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>>17688007

Shouldn't you be trying to disprove the existence of God? I know you're trolling but the /X/ trolls seem genuinely buttmad that people believe in other things. Woulda thunk?
You're a real Einstein buddy, keep doing God's work or whatever nothingness you believe in.
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>>17688141
>2016
>being this uninformed and uneducated
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>>17688154

Maybe you should put all that energy into being a teacher.
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>>17688157

I literally just explained the nature of origin of soundwave

It's people like you that make me dread being a teacher, ignorant and unwilling to understand life around them based on FACTS
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You have rats living in your pipes.
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hey sorry for no updating for awhile nothing happened that would be worthy of updating anything

but i just called a near by church and theyll send a priest to my house Monday so i cant really do anything untill then

i drove over there and they gave me holy water and a few crosses and told me what to do,i hope this works
>>17688007
neato
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>>17688165

I guess you're just not cut out for teaching. You can still argue with strangers on the internet, though.
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>>17688209
btw, spoilers don't work on /x/, this board dosn't have them enabled for some reason.

Also, good luck OP.
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>>17675875
It's Kurt Cobain's ghost
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>>17676008
You should definitely tell the ghost that it's 100% welcome in your home and to make itself comfortable.

Trust me this is the best thing to do.
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>>17688260
he aint if this bitch is gonna be droping paintings and shit not to add keeping me up at night
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>>17688234
thanks for the info
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Masturbate until it goes away
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>>17688260

It's NOT welcome, though. This is a foreign spirit who sounds malicious.

OP please don't attempt to talk to this entity, whether you speak negatively or positively to it. Don't try to engage it, and ignore it as best as you can. I'm obviously not saying it will stop existing just because you ignore it, but engaging it could escalate the situation.
The best thing to do is wait for the priest.
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>>17688376
yeah a aint doing any of that
im just ignoring it and leaving the room at this point
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>>17688234
Only media boards have 'em.
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>>17675926
Call a plumber lol
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>>17687163
No they can't. I own rats. They aren't that strong, there would need to be like 15-20 to do that.
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Thread is boring and kill. RIP
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>>17689311
i cant really update it if nothing is happening and i have to wait until monday for a priest

so all i can do is sit in a empty house and hope spooper does not decide to fuck me up
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Well op it looks like you're in good hands
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>>17676008
Show a pic of your cat, for science
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>>17689472
bro like four pics of my cat taco are already in here

also i wont be updating almost all day tomorrow because im going to a small con being held in my city and i aint afraid of no bitch ass ghost
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>>17689351
Or you could post titties, just to keep the thread alive
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Bump are better than tits anon
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>>17685445
smoll baby with thom yorke eye

i love him
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Bumpy
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>>17686304
Never seen a version with that chair with the blue cloth in the front of the table
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>>17685087
Ouija boards are toys made up by some toy company like Mattel. I remember reading about it years ago. Why do people think they are real?
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>>17685522
Where did this weird belief come from? They supposedly can fuck with your mind, supposedly can do all kinds of powerful shit, supposedly can grant you worldly riches or other similar things, but they're scared of a bit of salt? It doesn't add up. Unless demons are giant garden slugs.
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>>17686304
time-u stampu prease
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>>17677166
lmao
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>>17686569
what do you mean it's not a picture of the last supper? of course it is. are you blind?
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>>17688209
You must have some shit-tier church.

>Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
>There's a bad man in my house
>OK, hon. You just relax, and we'll send somebody by on Monday to take a look see.
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>>17691706
Many churches don't even believe in doing exorcisms. Those that do need permission from higher up, for catholics, the Vatican specifically.
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Fake
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sorry about that op. i was just trying to say hi, but i have a mild facial deformity (similary to a harelip) that makes it hard for me to talk clearly.

pic related, it's me.
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>>17691706
yeah, the priest said he has to visit other homes and cant until monday
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>>17692543
maybe your town is infested with demons then.

>When there's somethin' strange, in the neighborhood
>Who ya gonna call?
>When there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
>Who ya gonna call?
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>>17675606
>in the bathroom changing
what the fuck?
who the hell doesnt change in their own goddamn room?
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>>17675606
tinnitus
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>>17675606
If you're trying to outpasta the goatman story, at least add this "grunge" youtube clip as a source to make your shitty story scarier https://youtu.be/o-Y82ifoTjs
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>>17675606
Did Oh-Pee died?
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>>17677166
> toxoplasmosis
Toxoplasmosis causes the infected to not feel fear (which is bad, m'kay), so the fact that OP is afraid rules that out.
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>>17691436
my grandma has one like that
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Despite everyone saying not to try and communicate with it I would suggest doing so. There was a few years in my life where some paranormal activity had been occurring. Eventually I got sick of it since I was to scared to even sleep in my house. So, I was home alone one day and basically talked out loud to try and get whatever it was to fuck off. After I had finished talking i heard a voice say "oh" and ever since then nothing has happened. 10/10 would recommend.
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>>17692732
i had my clothes in the bathroom
>>17694159
im sure everybody knows how the grudge sounds like so why
>>17694661
you hurt the ghosts feeling, how dare you
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also OPs still alive and kicking,i think the crosses and holy water the church gave me may have helped because nothing has happened and my cat stopped paroling the house at night
>>17691619
also might as well,excuse my shit hand writing
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>>17695050
Yes that's the exact same one in my family.

OP, everyone's assuming you're Mexican because of the name in your SoundCloud. Do you also have Italian or Sicilian heritage?
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>>17686864
call up the local catholic church
ask if you can have a priest perform a house blessing and/or an exorcism
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>>17695069
im half Hispanic and half white but born in texas
>>17695075
ready done,i just play the waiting game now
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>>17695078
> white
The reason I asked is because I found it a little odd that the other Anons were talking about how that painting was odd like because of the blue cloth and the one saying it wasn't even The Last Supper and I know that EXACT same version hangs in one of my relative's house so I wondered if there was a connection like it was more common in Italian or Sicilian families. In any case, I've seen that the Catholic iconography is very similar in Mexican families and Italian families.
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>>17695093
the man my great grandmother married after she had my grandmother was Italian so that could be it
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>>17675606
OP are you recently engaged?
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>>17695412
nope,why?
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>>17695466
anon want to confess their love 4 u how cute
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>>17695468
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>>17675855
>>17675875
>>17682560
>>17685013
>>17685173
>>17695480

OP is a filthy undertale loving weeaboo
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>>17695511
Undertale isn't anime btw, just wanna get that out there even though it has nothing to do with what you said
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>>17695523
Also I really hope nobody takes my username seriously.
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>>17695511
undertale has nothing to do with anime but yes i do enjoy undertale along with anime and some cartoons
>>17695532
oh shit waddup
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>>17695532
Here comes dat boi
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>>17675606
i think that's a case for a plumber.
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>>17695532
Too late, dat boi is dead
rip in peace dat boi
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>>17695532
O shit whaddup
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is op kill?
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Cumon OP, grunge isn't horrible.
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Bamp
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Is OP kill
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>>17696390
>>17696729
OP is not kill,just activity has stopped and im just chilling while i can and have the house to myself
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>>17675926
Sounds like water honestly
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>the grunge
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>>17696803
yes, it has been previously established that i made a typo multiple times you completely orignal and unique human being
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>>17696818
>underage beaner trolls a bunch of fat kids on /x/
>calls other people unoriginal
>trolling an rp board
>only getting attention because she has a vagina and genuinely thought "the grudge" was spelled "the grunge"

Kill yourself my dudette
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