Homonculus
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A channel on Youtube that goes underr the name:"Кaк Cдeлaть ..." has made 4 videos attempting to create a homonculus. He has deemed 3 of the 4 as failures each for different reasons. His most recent video was posted a couple hours ago. This is one of the two videos that seemed to have great developments. His first video seemed to have very little development, but results nonetheless. The latest video has spawned a creature he has been able to keep alive. I don't have a lot of time right now, but I will be back later. Please watch his 1st, 2nd, and 4th videos. Then contribute to the discussion.
Is this guy paying people to post his videos on /x/?
>>17671266
Probably not, I get spammed with his vids on youtube a lot. Also OP it's fake.
The hell is a homonculus?
I saw his most recent video, and it does look pretty fake. Haven't seen any other videos, can someone summarize how he did this for me?
Everything on the internet is real, you're a fool if you do not believe this. Every one who has debunked it numerous times on every single thread is a liar.
>>17671281
A small humanoid creature
>>17671281
It's supposed to be some sort of half human creature that you can make with your sperm and apparently, a fresh chicken egg. Needless to say it's bullshit, however I don't think there has ever been a proper attempt at is as vaguely described by 16th century alchemists.
>>17671278
Enlighten me, please
>>17671294
On how it's fake? Many people have replicated it on youtube using putty and magnets. The homunculus as described in alchemical literature is supposed to look like a small human, and the creative process much more involved, so the guy who is posting these videos isn't even faking it right.
Still fake, still interesting. The fact that he's keeping this new homunculus "alive" to monitor its progress gives me hope that he's actually doing something narratively with this series of videos.
>>17671290
Is this a joke? Sorry, it just seems like an insincere comment.
>>17671300
Agreed, it's probably the most interesting ARG in recent times.
>>17671263
Not this fucking thread again
>>17671309
Get used to it, I'm sure this will be a big thing on /x/ for a few months at least. But hey, it's original and mildly entertaining which is better than most content on /x/.
>>17671299
Where do I find this video?
>>17671281
A real human bean.
Literally.
OP here, sorry if the original post seemed rushed, as it was.
>>17671266
I am not being paid to post his videos on here, I simply find what he's doing interesting.
I have not watched his other videos except his "Easter tradition" physics experiment. It may be fake, but I don't see it. It looks fairly real to me. Assuming it is real, do you think there could be advances in modern medicine, or our world as a whole from these "homonculi?
>>17671315
youtube works
>>17671315
Just type homunculus fake on youtube. Or simply watch the video and research homunculus, it's obviously fake but entertaining nonetheless.
>>17671332
I've watched a few of his other videos. Some are interesting but some are obviously fake, like the pyrokinesis one.
>>17671314
Nah. Its been proven false plenty of times. Just goes to show the intelligence of /x/ ;)
>>17671357
It doesn't really matter if it's proven false or not, the vocal minority of retards that inhabit /x/ will post endlessly about it until something else comes along that gains their interest.
>>17671263
When will you stop posting this shit? Everyone with a working brain knows it's impossible and this time ir's clearly some sort of a snail that he put in the egg. It was interesting the first time but it's time to let this shit go.
>>17671357
>Its been proven false
>proven
writing down "ITZ NUT REELZ" in a 4chin thread doesn't qualify as proof.
>>17671367
What is your proof of homunculus existence?
>>17671367
Then prove its real and not fake. Go ahead :)
>>17671367
There is nothing to prove you fucknugget, go pick up a first grade biology book.
>>17671387
jack off, put it in a syringe, and inject it into the egg.
>>17671407
its gotta be a fresh, recently laid egg.
the idea is to provide the optimal enviroment for the sperm to develop in.
So if I cum on an apple seed, ill get weird human looking apples that shoot toxic apple juice at me
>>17671427
more or less ya
>>17671422
Right.
>Find friend with chickens
>Ask get some eggs
>Rush home, wank, put in syringe, inject in egg
>Provide good enviroment for incubation
>give it time
>record results
This thread is sttupid.
>>17671302
Autism detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeS7PA3Zns
>>17671480
FUCKING PRIVET.
WHAT IS THIS THING?
Hello retarded /x/ers, check this out: >>17671480
>>17671300
Completely agree with this. It's a pretty cool concept, someone with better storytelling abilities might create a true cult phenomenon here.
Alchemy is totally for realz guyz.
I actually got the FMA Homonculus tattoo, no regrets
>>17671278
>Also OP it's fake
spotted the retard
>>17671263
faggot op.
>>17671480
>all those deformed spics talking
jesus
>>17671381
>>17671387
Prove it isnt
>>17671473
What does that say about you
>some dude makes how2basic tier videos just for the fuck of it
>idiots think it's completely serious
Пиздeц.
>>17671263
Stop posting this fake-ass shit, you retards. It had its moment, it's over.
He has a fucking video with him plugging in a cord into itself for free energy stop fucking posting this shit on this board. OP is probably a shill.
>>17672593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjXXGbGzq0
>>17672421
pls no bully
Cum in a sock and it grows mushrooms hmm so does the mushrooms live off the sugar in the jizz?
Laughing at the ignorant sheep who think the homonculus is fake. As the scientist himself stated, "They are engaged in self deception, in order to maintain their world view."
Please folks, it is one thing to be skeptical, that I understand, but it is another to completely denounce something like an ignorant bastard without any knowledge of the subject beforehand or just because you don't like it.
Wake up children, your incessant whining and arrogant attitudes really do amuse sometimes :')
>>17672609
seems legit to me
He's been putting animals like caterpillars and leeches in the eggs... Anyone who believes these videos are real is fucking retarded...
Human sperm will not create life with a fertilised chicken egg!
/thread
>>17671422
But that's literally too damn late to fertilize an egg.Chicken eggs aren't like fish eggs. You can't just spunk in them and have them be fertilized.
>>17671422
No, actually even then you can't. Us and chickens don't even have the same number of chromosomes. It's very rare that two different species can crossbreed, and even then they have to be almost genetically identical.
>>17673295
Actually, it's hard to even call it "crossbreeding", because usually their offspring can't even reproduce properly, because it's genetics are so poor.
Let me explain why isn't fake in a way you all would understand, he isn't crossbreeding, he isn't making human-chicken hybrids , he is just using the nutrients of an egg to feed the spermatozoid. Do you guys even know how real a chick is born? Do you guys think that the yellow and White part of the egg is the chick? And when you eat eggs you are eating a chicken fetus that wasn't fertilized? No Thats not what happen, the insides of an egg are just nutrients and yes it could be used by a spermatozoid. Niggers.
>>17672421
I know you are but what am you
>>17673540
No. It couldnt.
Basic biology class from 4th grade. Go read a book uncultured swine.
>>17673540
sperm has no mouth to eat or organs in which nutrients would nourish you idiot
This is interesting, I've never heard of this.
So could I create tiny sexy female humanoids to be my sexy pet companions?
>>17671427
Dont talk that way about your mother
>>17673607
Not him but kek at you for thinking organisms need "mouths" to get nutrients.
>>17671263
>different species with similair genetic material struggle to creat viable young
>different PHYLUMS can tho
When will this meme die?
>>17673540
>eggs are just nutrients
Who lied to you anon? eggs are the fucking female gamete, which combine with sperm to create a zygote (chick or fertilised egg), this guy is just pumping human male gametes into a nutrient mix surrounding a female chicken's gamete. This will only ever result in dead sperm and a wasted egg. Sperm cannot grow independantly, same as an egg, neither contain the correct number of chromosomes required for mitosis.
2/10 made me reply.
>>17673059
>>17673295
I never said the egg gets fertilized.
Learn to read.
I said the egg need to be recently laid because that way it provides an optimal enviroment FOR THE SPERM TO DEVELOP IN.
THE HOMUNCULUS IS NOT A HYBRID.
IT IS MUTATED SPERM. WHICH IS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE.
There. It's that easier to read and comprehend?
>>17671281
Is an human made by alchemy
Funny how South Merica niggers already proved this to be fake (of course but still fuck you)
and you guys are arguing it may be real
>>17671263
follow the truth. fuck the chicken
>>17674591
pssst, you cant mix between species like that.
>>17673030
>without any knowledge of the subject beforehand
I have knowledge of basic science and biology and his shit is impossible. so STFU and quit acting like you're some kind of high-minded lord of the fags
>>17671302
hahahahahaha
>>17674629
>spotted the special olympian
>>17671678
Post pic
>>17671300
There's or whatever but yeah. It looks like an ARG or series that's gonna take a turn here real soon.
If not then whatever, say your goodbyes because as soon as a weapons or pharma developer gets wind of him actually producing something viable the only thing you'll notice is a loud swoop sound and he'll be gone.
>>17671263
People like you are the best argument in favor of eugenics and abortion.
>>17673607
toppest kek
>>17674654
Settle down.
Eat your other pizza.
Eat you other pizza
and I'll buy you one
later. We'll go out
and get a pizza just
for you.
>Mehhhh
>>17671326
kek
>>17673641
yes and no
>>17674591
That's even less realistic. See:
>>17674628
>>17674275
if it made you reply, wans't just a 2/10 bait
>>17674612
not everyone from South América is a nigger, you know
just 90%, and most of them don't have internet or education
>>17674275
Actually, eggs that are laid do have nutrients (that's what the yolk is for). But this is fucking retarded. Sperm can't undergo mitosis, and therefore will just die out.
How many kids are out there jerking off into their mom's eggs?? Seriously, if your mother catches you...you're going to the loony bin..Pronto! Dr.Frankenstein is rolling in his grave
>>17674836
So what you're saying is that most likely I'll just end up with a lumpy and perhaps vaguely feminine thing with little intelligence.
Maybe I should just stick to fairies.
>>17674909
I never said that.
btw can you enlighten me about fairies?
>>17671263
>I never said that.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Anyway, as far as fairies go, there are people who believe they are real, and claim to have seen them. Supposedly they actually inhabit a parallel world to ours, and slip into our world to become visible. Apparently, if you go to a wooded area and remain calm and still, and focus, you will begin to see glints of light that are in fact fairies. They are also not like depicted in fairy tales and movies, in that they don't look 100% human and they can be mischievous and even malignant towards humans.
I'm on my phone, but there are several websites about them. Just Google "fairies are real" and study up. I got interested when an anon here several months back said he saw an ugly and mean-looking fairy-like creature flutter by his windshield.
>>17674275
This you horde of faggets! :)
this homonculus shit is a mexican meme created by a youtuber named dross, thats the reason of this shit spam on /x/
>>17671263
Come on man, im trying to eat here
>>17675162
Fairies are real. And they're after your BUTTHOLES!!
>You'll never have a qt deformed chicken born covered in your cum
Why even bother with life?
Wait, isn't the chicken bestiality monster the cockatrice? I thought humonculi were minigolems or something? Fuck videogames and their lies.
>>17673030
*tips fedora*
>>17675441
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Hoop Dreams!
You Got Em?
>>17674864
>Eggs are JUST nutrient
I never argued that they don't have nutrients, but this anon doesn't appear tl understand how gametes work
>>17674852
Nah mate, there are many levels of bait, bait that makes you reply is 1/10 tier, where you can tell it was looking for a reaction, this is 2/10 because it was so easy to debunk, 8-10/10 bait is that which is difficult to debunk and makes lots and lots of people mad imo.
>>17676132
My bad
>>17671303
what are some other good ARGs ?
>>17674628
>/vg/ above anything
>>17674591
>IT IS MUTATED SPERM. WHICH IS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE.
If it were possible, sperm would be mutating in your fucking testicles and ripping their way through your urethra.
>>17674628
>no /diy/
>>17674591
>WHICH IS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE.
Did you go to school? Please explain how a sperm can mutate by getting put in a raw egg then?
>>17675162
Yeah that shit in the woods is actually gases in the ground igniting. Don't rember what it's called.
Brb gonna go goole unicorns are real and believe everything I read.
>>17673030
>le wake up meme
ok bruh
>>17674591
Why are you talking about an egg ?
Paracelse : "That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse’s womb, or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. If, after this, it be fed wisely with the Arcanum of human blood, and be nourished for up to forty weeks, and be kept in the even heat of the horse’s womb, a living human child grows therefrom, with all its members like another child, which is born of a woman, but much smaller."
Back in my day we'd have accepted that this was fake but still waiy to see where the guy was going with it. You've changed, /x/.
