Gimme some /x/ related LoLs
>>17670952
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>>17670980
Thank you so much. That typo was making me cry tears of goat's blood.
>>17670963
>>17670958
smbc is fucking boss
I remember seeing some weird comic called "Miracle" or something like that. It starts out with some demon star killing the brother of some girl and mutating her. Then it gets really weird. Requesting someone to post it.
>>17671154
This is awesome. I'd really wish for such story to be real - both sufficiently /x/ and badass.
>>17671279
It's less funny and more bizarre.
>>17670971
>low
>>17671279
What the fuck is this?
>>17671017
This sounds interesting
>>17670979
I've never seen this one before jesus fucking christ i cried of laughter.
>>17670970
>>17671154
TL;DR
>>17671279
I luv it.
>>17670952
>>17671661
lazy ass
>>17671634
>he doesn't know Skeleton Jelly
Burn the heathen scum
>>17672514
Behead those who insult skeleton jelly
>>17671279
isnt there supposed to be a last panel showing the underworld thing the skeleton falls into
>>17672567
Devour them as he was devoured
>>17671279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXRRhRlKW3s
>>17672584
http://imgur.com/lbIoX
>>17672584
>>17670958
Wooooooow.
>>17671682
Keh, so true.
>>17672595
I lol'd.
>>17670936
that pic is not even funny, delete it and never post it again retard
>>17674234
Piss off, sourpants.
>>17671017
Extreme newfag here, but this is it. Someone else can post the pictures if they want.
www (dot) vice.com/en_uk/read/ryan-comic-268-v16n12
>>17670936
the entire board
>>17671644
This is b8, right?
>>17671661
>TL;DR
Back to plebbit
>>17670970
Fucking love it
>>17670979
Kek. Lets make this a new pasta.
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>>17672614
This is terrifying. Living forever in such a bizarre world without any sense is my definition of hell. Also, it reminds me of that "Rock bottom" Spongebob episode. I was scared for life because of it.
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>>17674800
Nice dubs but I'll kill you
I'm posting these here because most of /x/ thinks NASA is a complete fake job and none of their stories or images can be trusted. And because they're too funny not to.
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>>17672612
Newfag Jelly?
>>17674610
thanks newfriend. I've seen those posted on /x/ before. Been a while though, and never did have a link for them. Good stuff!
>>17674610
You don't know how to save and post a picture...?
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>>17675032
>walls of text
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>17675218
It's just a bunch of really short and well known creepy pastas, really. And there are three pictures.
>doot doot
OBLIGATORY
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>>17675231
err, two pics. *shrugs*
I saved them the way I found them. I'll see if I can't format it better somehow another time.
>>17675251
topkek and topcuck!
>>17670983
dude holy fuck
>>17675052
The Trotsky one was fucking 10/10
https://youtu.be/N-e9UGvbobg
>Gregg Brown signing his original song about crop circles and playing the dulcimer.
https://youtu.be/KNYo69XiDfA
Psychic turns a Cloud into a Square Cloud
>Please excuse the strange sounding voice, it is necessary to speak like a "humming" sound to get the proper brainwaves for cloud psychokinesis.
Cat approves of this thread :).
thanks biggie
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17198148/#17198239
>>17675214
this is just too funny
definitely paranormal
>>17671154
This shit never fails to make me cry laughing.
>>17671661
Read ghost puncher you stupid faggot.
>>17675085
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>17675486
>CLEWD... TERN intoa SQUERE SHEEPED CLEWD...
>>17675770
>Pirates
>Skeletons
but anon... everyone knows those are real. Just ask Somalia, or the skeleton hiding UNDER YOUR SKIN RIGHT NOW
Need a little less Facebook-tier shit in this thread.
>>17676218
you should be looking up new content or even, dare I say, making original funny shit, yourself, anon. give it a shot. you care enough to complain about it, you should honestly try contributing.
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>>17675105
My sides are in the 5th dimension
>>17675546
>http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17198148/#17198239
thanks Biggie
Damn, anon, I almost forgot about that thread. Thank you for finding it. So fucking funny.
>>17670952
nice thumbnail faggot
>>17677441
obligatory and still one of the best /x/ related stuff
>>17677220
no problem friend i almost forgot too
>>17675212
jesus christ i just downloaded this image for the sake of posting a picture, re-named it doot doot.gif and upon attempting to post was alerted that a duplicate under the exact same name was already up. mildly spooped
>>17675248
Do you have any idea how long it'll take for cultural marxism to fix this? Longer than it's going to take for them to refuck Norway after Anders Breivik set them free I can assure you of that.
>>17677120
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed
>>17670952
Funny how tiny seed {basic computer} can grow into tree {hyper branched computer},
But man is yet to grow super intelligent computer.
>Silly humans
>>17675158
>the first free crap in space.
How far have we go?
>>17678261
This isnt greentex butt I thouht it's a spooky sponjbob
The sponjbob is this way
<-----
>>17678683
I see your old (well, 2013, but popular) 4chan story, and raise you
>pic related
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>>17670936
zoop
>>17670936
spooks
>>17670936
Oh
>>17670936
2spooky4me
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>>17678742
here's another old funny/sad/scary one
>>17678830
>old funny/sad/scary
What I really think of 4chan.
>>17678156
do you mean cultural Darwinism?
if paranormal activity scars you for life, you are not long for this world.
>>17678742
take that evil out of here
>>17677418
Literally none of this is remotely chuckling
>>17678980
>chuckling
yeah? well, you know, that's like your opinion, man
did you contribute to the thread or... just bitchin?
Monsters by John Kenn
- edited by 4chan
>>17679177
rest of set: http://imgur.com/a/tI0m7
Don Kenn gallery: http://johnkenn.blogspot.com/
>>17679181
It's sad some retard ruined all those images by writing lame stuff on someone else's work.
>>17679197
I think it's pretty funny. The original images are still around and not ruined. Stop trying to ruin others fun.
>>17670992
tfw thought the moth was missing a leg for a sec and wondered what it went through to lose a leg when it's a moth.
>>17671150
HOLY CRAP I HAVE A COLLECTION OF HIS COMICS!!!
>>17679197
I provided the link to the original images. This IS a X-related LOL thread... Like >>17679205
said, they weren't "ruined" by "some retard".
Geez.
Why don't you contribute with some content you think is better.
>>17679218
I almost lost to this. Good job,anon.
>>17678905
oh god.. took me a second to take in what I was looking at.
I love that somewhere in the world there must be lawn with this ornament on it. the anon that lives there might even be an x-phile.
>>17678830
old creepy/funny. classic, even.
>>17678742
>old
>2013
Newfags pls go
>>17679220
POST SOME FGT
>>17679712
can you read?
>(well, 2013, but popular)
three years ago isn't "new" for content. the story of the dude with the weird dolls in his "battlestation" is hardly fucking new.
you think that was the only shit I posted in this thread?
if you're such an oldfag, where's your fucking contribution?
or did you just stop by to bitch?
you should know better than to beg like this, dumbass. not even that anon.
>
>>17679220
POST SOME FGT
you suck
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>>17680190
Let the Bodies Hit the FLOOR
https://youtu.be/uguXNL93fWg
>>17680465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6OKCo5hyss
>>17680137
this makes me think. how ready is /x/ in case of an alium invasion?
>>17675216
Gal Gadot!
>>17680137
kek
>>17680120
You're rather touchy, aren't you?
But at least you contributed.
>>17680935
What is going on,at the end?
>>17681199
How old are you, Anon?
Not sure if OC greentexts go here but...
>be years ago as a senior is HS
> have a friend with a 6 year old, autistic/adhd having brother
>be at this friend's house
>the kid is losing his shit over not wanting to go to bed.
>friend is too lazy to deal with him
>we're "babysitting"
>so i remember /x/'s skinwalker stuff
>think up a bullshit story
>I have it...
>ask the kid to come with me
>the little shit loves me. No idea why.
>stops his meltdown and starts laughing
>runs up to me
>take him by his hand and walk him to his bedroom doorway
>his sister (same age) is in bed already
>so i get down to his level
>and in a whisper I say
Cont.
>>17681291
They don't,tripfag
>>17681291
> "you have to go to bed on time! It's dangerous not to!"
>the little fucker babbles in Autist speak, and then asks "why?"
>because, if you aren't in bed there is a monster who will take your spot and wait for you! Then when you finally come to bed he steals your skin and then takes over your life!
>his eyes are now buldging out of his head. He had never been told a scary story before. Ever.
>he also trusted me 100%, the dumbass.
>"See your sister is safe. The monster can't get under the covers while she is there. It's too weak to fight you one one one...but if you let him surprise you he'll skin you alive. Then your mom, dad, brothers, sister and dog will be in danger! He'll look like you!"
>tears well up in his eyes
>but he stays quiet
>goes to bed
> friend is in the hall way doing laughing so hard he eventually threw up.
Fast forward to just this year.
>the kid is now 12.
>have not seen him in forever.
>friend and I stopped hanging out at his house because reasons
>literally be 5 almost 6 years since Ive seen the kid
>see him when I go see friend's mom's new house
>12 year old little bro is getting ready for bed.
>i say hi
>he waves at me and runs up
>"Going to bed right on time!"
Asked his mom if he still believed in monsters. She says "Yep. And I'm cool with it."
>>17675486
It's been too long since I've seen that one.
Thanks for the nostalgia, anon.
>>17671154
Damn,lol,fuck
>>17675226
10/10 Made me kek loudly
>>17681182
Maybe. I always prompt people who complain to contribute. Did it a few times ITT already, in fact.
Complaining is just pointless and shitty. But to misread, complain, not post anything yourself, and insult someone - while you're supposedly "old" - thought I'd show 'em, you know?
anyway, more to post.
I have more of these
>pic related
but was waiting for someone else to jump in.
not everyone is going to find the same stuff funny, obviously. the best bet would be for everyone to find something they think is good, and post that. these comics are super easy to find too. finding stuff like
>>17675205
>>17677441
>>17677143
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>>17677133
or finding new, funny and /x/-related youtube vids... that takes some work.
>>17681384
comic wouldve been funnier without the wordy explanation of the joke at the bottom
>>17681386
I dunno, "offering cookies and milk to the accursed" is good text
>>17681390
yea the accursed part wasn't bad.
mental warfare and ascension tips
>>17678830
He should have tried to activate it with a thread from a safe distance.
>>17670983
Nice pacman alt art
>>17681404
before I posted it, I tried searching to confirm it with a second news story, but I came up empty. Unfortunately, I did see two other stories (one involving teens, one involving little kids less than 10) from different years involving the same thing happening - just without 4chan being involved.
:(
>>17670983
Love the Atari logo on his shoulder
>>17675158
>The first free crap in space
Fuck, that got me
>>17675206
>.gif
>>17681476
>>>17675206
>>.gif
yeah, I didn't catch that until I posted it somehow.
It's just the animated light in the hallway looks kinda spooky, not a jumpscare
p.s. glad a couple people liked the Apollo mission stuff
>>17681485
I like the
>dadgum
and
>first crap around the sun
myself
/x/ talks about the Bible from time to time I suppose
>>17678587
Why does this picture make me nervous?
>>17672904
Chtullu is the only answer to racism.
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>>17681500
I know right? exactly why I saved it. Didn't think I'd be posting it in a 'ylyl' type thread on /x/, but it seemed appropriate as a reply...
I think the 'nervous' or whatever it is off-putting about it comes from us wanting to create order out of chaos in the world - it's a perfect reason to measure things. But measuring everything in nature doesn't give us any real control over it. We can know almost everything but still not understand it. Nature is ordered and balanced and perfect, but it still brings "chaos" to our lives. At least that's about all I can stand to think before I shiver and try to forget about the damn pic.
your little alien laying back and thinking reaction pic is perfect.
>>17681537
Amen.
or should I say
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. >>17675846
>>17681557
hahaha
good job finding the visible version
Thought i should post this, light humor, but still funny to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TH86o5lck0
>>17678911
deeper and deeeper in the rabit hole ,i stop digging time ago ,so goes deeper than the a.i?
>>17681615
>No gentoo loaded thinkpad in the middle
Step it up onii-senpai-desu-chan
>>17677441
Kek. I think there was a WKUK sketch that was pretty much this.
>>17681637
hahah, not my work, just found the pic. saw another with the star made of Doritos.
>>17681496
Actually convinced me to take a hard look at Paul.
>>17681199
Are you a pillow?
>here, lemme just... there.
>ok. got it. good idea, you telepathically showing me what your wife's alien genitals look like, J-ROD. thanks.
more info:
http://www.ufowatchdog.com/burischdirtbag.htm
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/dan_burisch/esp_dan_burisch_10.htm
>>17681397
Far Side Cartoons.
>>17681782
oops. I don't know where I got that it was the alien's wife... STILL
>>17681588
See the way I looked at it was trying to bring about our own imperfect order to perfect chaos; to something that doesn't need it.
We killed that tree to make it what we perceived as "correct" even though it is detrimental to the tree itself. Like different filters on the camera, some of see that as proper, or some see that as wrong.
>>17681602
Devil get ye gone!
>>17679173
>FRIENDS: The Spooky Season
>>17675105
mirin' calves
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>>17681882
>>17681946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUMFgPYFRog
>"Bob Ross descends from the heavens with his two inch brush to beat the devil out one last time" - anon
https://youtu.be/j_ZKmYCuAlQ
He Never Stops Loving It
https://youtu.be/gnGEoMfOvyg
>DEVIL STATUS: BTFO
https://youtu.be/m4AjMW-UEws
>remix
>>17681388
Top kek. Underrated post.
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>>17680191
Sunday newspaper comics are so unfunny it hurts
>>17681742
have you not read it before?
it's drastically different form the other gospels
straight up fan fiction
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>>17680465
Man, this one may be the best vid yet... I don't know if it's funny past the 40sec mark. I was laughing too hard to go on, honestly. All you psychics of /x/ will be crazy for this one.
https://youtu.be/JSFz8VxzLf0
>>17682007
some one asked for them. and they aren't terrible for /x/ related comic content, really.
I'm actually the same anon that posted these:
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>>17681403
(yeah, all of those.)
Like you, I'd rather see actual /x/ stuff in a
"ylyl" thread like this. But, you know, hunting old funny /x/ stuff takes work, and the Far Side stuff went over better.
So, you know, just post more of what you like.
>>17675189
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kekd hard m8 nice
>>17674676
Are you fucking new?
TLDR was fucking coined on 4chan you newfag
>>17675074
stop posting this
>>17682818
fuck off space nigger
>>17675026
Russian sleep experiment
The 2d-3d creepypasta
World War 2 Berlin
>>17675032
I don't know this one
Tulpa
Red eyed lady
>>17675251
at least he found out where the moaning came from. closure is always good.
>>17675218
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I WRECK A THREAD SINGING
>>17675214
>-Vial of virgin blood (extracted from self)
lost
>>17686524
Perfect setup for a horror movie.
>>17688598
Apollo 18. The movie, not the TMBG album. Though you should listen to that, too. Even though it's not really spooky. Well, the "Fingertips" series is, sort of, but only if you get an iPod classic with 120GB and fill it to like 90% capacity with every discography you've ever been interested in whatsoever, and the little 5-second snippits come on at various moments, months apart from each other, and you're like "what - oh, yeah. Apollo 18." What was I just talking about?
>>17681500
Because the order and chaos are backwards. Nature is chaotic but makes beautiful patterns but plucking it and arranging it into lines, as humans are wont to do, is structured and ugly.
>>17681637
Good god that pic. What the actual fuck?
