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Guardian Demons


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Hi /x/ any satanists here?
anyone wanna talk about their guardian demon?
Mine is Sitri. i like this guy ^^ he hate humanity so much for its stupidity and lack of empathy.
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>>17670735
Idiots. Demons are by nature subtractive. they only take and destroy.
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Go back to 8th grade kid
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These threads haven't been funny in months.
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>>17670735
My demon is name Hugo he likes to suck out my asshole while I post on /x/. My parents and my friends at school don't believe does anyone know photo magic so I can take a picture of him eating my ass.
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>>17670735
Hell my demons name I julio he mows my lawn and my parents pay him for it. I see a guy on tv who wants to throw him over a wall, is their a wall magic I can do to stop him?
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>>17670735
Lmao
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>>17670735
Good thread anon I have a demon named My dad. At night he comes into my room to spank my ass. He smells like alcohol and tells me how much of a disappointment I am to him. Is there a magic I can do to make him not to be disappointed in me?
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>>17671901
Funny you should say that on nights my mom or brother isn't hoke it will be real late and I have sleeping problems I notice my door open and I'll squint my eyes real close to shut and I can see the silhouette of my dad's head poke in in the hallway light. After awhile hell come in really quiet and whisper my name's a few times and if I don't respond hell squeeze on my ass cheeks for a while n then leave. Lately he says he's been battling his own demons so thanks for the thread OP
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>>17671960
Holy shit
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>>17671960
>comes to this thread expecting shitpost
>this sudden plot twist
that's why I keep coming back to /x/
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>>17671976
>>17672026

It started happening a few years ago after my uncle came over and stole the cats and his autographed top gun beta max

Don't really connect them though dads just like asses nbd
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