I assume someone on this board tried this.
>>17670416
I assume they're dead from severe dehydration now.
>>17670478
How do you know? I'm curious if it works.
>>17670416
it works
have fun boys
you just missed the new moon tho
>>17670502
It doesn't work unless you're insane and have a strong imagination.
>>17670511
So something like a tulpa?
>>17670541
Exactly. Belief is powerful. If you can believe hard enough that it works, then (for you) it will. It's not real; just a hallucination.
>>17670547
I thought that at least some people who post on this board summoned at least one thing or did some weird spiritual stuff.
>>17670572
Nope. We just like to get spooked here.
>>17670511
Making a neet weeb drink a whole wine bottle kind of helps too>>17670547
>>17670541
Despite the FAQ stating otherwise am I going to hell if I try to summon a succubus?
>>17670633
Yes.
>>17670637
Cool
>dump the rest of the bottle of perfume over your head
ADVICE CORNER: use a travel-size mister of Florida Water, rosewater or orange flower water. Most commercial perfumes would be unpleasantly strong if you used THAT much of them, and the bottles are usually made not to be opened and poured anyway.
>>17670754
ADVICE CORNER: DO IT ANYWAY, FAGGOT
>>17670416
This is bullshit, wrote by some roleplaying guy, who probably never have real sex before. Masturbating before ritual is completely useless and this guy recommends it. Actually, it drains power that succubus want from you... I suspect that he is some 20-times-a-day-fapping horny fag who thinks that he have stamina of breeder horse. Also, this stuff about succubus collecting womans vaginal fluid is hilarious. I bet he never even seen a live vagina before and don't really now how it works...
Forget about this crap. You will be wasting your time and making fool of yourself. There are some ways to actual summoning of succubi, but it's probably not what you expect...
>>17670642
right on
>>17670416
No, we just keep reposting in over and over, but nobody actually tried it.
>>17670799
Tell us some other succubus summoning rituals.
>>17670799
>There are some ways to actual summoning of succubi
post or gtfo
>>17670842
1. Kill yourself
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
>>17670799
>live vagina
Please man, you are better than this shit.
Here you have faggots something that actually works
https://succubuslove.wordpress.com
>>17670860
Bad wording? Well, obviously english is not my first language, sorry...
>>17670901
I was about to post this link, thanks. Remember people, be careful. Stick to porn if you are just looking for... well, let's say alternative means to get laid.
>>17670416
Only gullible newfags. Everyone else was around when the author of the thing caved in and confessed he made this shit for shit and giggles (duh, how gullible you have to be - even among /x/ crowd - to claim otherwise?).
