How do you cleanse your soul?
>>17662849
You don't and can't. God Almighty does and has made a Way through His Son Jesus Christ.
>>17662849
Jesus Christ shed His blood and whosoever believes on Him, will have His soul cleaned.
www.holytext.org/gospel
By connecting to whatever spiritual beliefs resonate with you and feel almost instinctual when you uncovering their knowledge.
Don't believe those who say you can't because only god/jesus/etc can only do it. Unless you come to that point yourself, not because you're bullied into thinking you're going to hell.
>>17662849
>Bathe in a running stream or river.
do not be tempted thereafter.
example: do not think sexually outside relationships of partner.
>Observe sunrise and sunset.
>Eat well, drink well, sleep well.
>Play magic muse and drift
Basically you need to imbue a sense of positivity an good karma.
Re-tuning your energetic vessel child.
>>17662849
Macerate several peeled heads of garlic and one very large raw ginger root in a blender (don't skimp on the ginger.) On stove top bring to boil and then let simmer a half gallon of white vinegar. Add garlic and ginger purée and let simmer 15 minutes or until the ginger softens. Remove from heat and add 3 or 4 shots of espresso and all the contents of a large bottle of Texas Pete and let cool. Once cool add a half pint of Bacardi 151 (gold) and shake well. Consume IMMEDIATELY and completely within ten to fifteen minutes of starting to consume. Do NOT vomit. Let it pass through your system completely and in 3 days enjoy your completely clean soul and clear conscience. My Filipino grandfather has been doing this shit for decades, learned it from some old Culebra woman back in the islands, it really works wonders. You may feel some intestinal discomfort and/or it could kill you. But at least you tried. You do all this at your own risk of course.
>>17662912
this is probably the wisest thing I've ever seen written on /x/. Thank you poster for keeping it real.
>>17662900
stop
>>17662905
STOP
>>>>17662905
17662900
AAaah!
STOP shitposting here. Your god won't do crap
>>17662912
exactly this.
>>17663373
lol
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
Nobody on here cares about TRUTH.
You all just go after whatever it is you like.
Morons.
It depends.. if you didn't sell your soul to Juhayman.
Otherwise, just believe in God and he is the only one.
That's it, no need to pray 10,000 times per day. Actually it's useful to praise Lord and pray once a week. It will protect you from illuminatis black magic.
>>17662912
This.
It's the one true religion. The one you actually feel something for in your heart.
>>17662912
>>17662945
Yup, pretty much what they said
Meditation may help too.
>>17663388
>STOP shitposting here. Your god won't do crap
Not with that attitude He won't.
But if you humble yourself and ask, He will.
"God, please forgive me as I forgive those who have sinned against me, in Jesus' name. I believe the Blood of Jesus paid for my sins, and I stand before you now as though I've never sinned. Amen."
Your soul is spiritually "cleansed", that is, forgiven and reconciled to God for what you did wrong.
Now if you want some major blessings in the real world, ask God how to make things right, listen to what the still, small voice inside you says (it's God), and then do those things to undo evil deeds and gain life's blessings (that is, "good Karma").
Just come to terms with what you've done, apologize if possible, and accept that it's happened and can't be changed. Acceptance is the first step to ascendance desu
>>17663639
Amen.
>>17663740
>>17663639
Nigga, you be samefaggin'
Stop.
>>17663747
You: Baal isn't a fire god.
>kek
>>17663539
Ohhh.
Someone hold me.
>>17663753
You probably samefagged right there to.
And there is not reliable historical records of Baal being connected to fire. The bible is not one.
Even if there was, Baal was worshiped by numerous different peoples in numerous different ways. But he was always connected to weather and fertility. Not fire. They don't even know enough about him, or his cult to tell what festivals for him were even like. The Carthaginians come close, I guess. But they sacrificed babies. And they sacrificed babies for lots of gods. Not just Ba'al Hamon
>>17663792
I never go anonymous. I always have a name on, dumbass.
And Baal is a fertility god, but there is a lot of fire rituals tied to baal. :^)
>>17663801
>I always have my name on
No you don't.
And no, there is not. It is all biblical, and the bible has been proven wrong time and time again when it comes to historical accuracy.
>>17663806
Yes, I do.
And no it hasn't.
I wont throw pearls before swine again, you will see who is right when you die. Even though it's not about right or wrong, more like do the studying and get the truth or simply close your eyes and enjoy the lies while they last.
>>17663809
>Yes I do.
Liar. Jesus hates liars.
>No it hasn't
All the Hebrew Slaves in Egypt were found to be nonexistent. Like, all of Exodus was basically a lie or horribly biased.
>I wont throw pearls before swine again, you will see who is right when you die
Said the liar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
>>17663388
I only made one post, guy. Quit being butthurt.
>>17663814
Yeah, the Hebrew "slaves" were a class of skilled stone smiths imported to do complex workings and they left when they felt they had not been paid enough. And then they spent generations making and expanding some bullshit story about slavery and escaping thanks to the glories of THEIR god.
>>17663388
>I'm a le atheist on a paranormal board
God and Jesus are the way. Deal with it nerd
>>17663926
That, and they were not all Hebrew. They came from all over.
Live with clean eating and sexual habits. This means avoid fapping and excessive junk food.
And seriously, accept jesus.
>>17664026
There is something in my mind that can't accept him. I don't know why. I tried to believe in him, I recognize his power was great, maybe the greatest, but it doesn't mean anything in my heart and I don't have the faith in him.
Christianity is dying in my country. At first I thought that converting myself would be an act of resistance, but then I realized I could not believe. And I am sad of not being able to believe in him. I am currently looking for another faith that will be closer to me.
>>17662849
stop doing shit that makes you feel bad and others around you. and stop listening to people that want to tell you how you should live.
>>17664026
I eat junk food all the time. I watch porn and jack off at least 3 times a week. I feel good about everything though.
>>17662849
Fasting works. Disconnect yourself from everyone/thing, fast for at least 3 days or more of you can. Pray.
>>17664048
Jesus spoke of you.
And he spake many things unto them in parables, saying, Behold, a sower went forth to sow;
4 And when he sowed, some seeds fell by the way side, and the fowls came and devoured them up:
Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower.
19 When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side
You are in the most important battle of your life and you just gave up because Satan came and took the Word of God out of you.
www.holytext.org/gospel
www.kjvtoday.com
Get your faith strong dude.
>>17664075
Ok, will do. Thank you for the advise.
Im curious, did any of you religious people go to/finish college?
>>17664090
So you could attend graduation? As in GRADual indoctrinATION?
Do you also believe GOVERN (to rule) MENT (latin for mind) is the good guys and want your best at heart and will make sure you get the best of educations so you can question things?
Kek.
>>17664090
Yes.
>>17664099
Well that explains your autism.
>>17664090
I'm*
Yes. I'm a STEM grad, in fact. Biology, to be precise. It actually opened my eyes to the existence of an intelligent designer.
>>17664104
Your lack of education explains why you can barely form a coherent sentence.
>>17664095
So thats a big fat no. You could have cut all that autistic shit out and just said no
>>17664095
>>17662849
Visualize bright white-gold light all over your soul. U can also use mantras like AUM, RAUM, or SURYAE 13 times and affirm a protecting affirmation for this energy :)
>>17662849Iincense, the natural kind. Make it yourself and don't use the store bought shit. Then spread the smoke throughout your body, breathing it in and do some prayers. Pretty easy stuff.
>>17664113
>everything science related in college is backed up by use of labs
>absolutely no labs to prove theory on existence of higher being
>believes it anyway despite all that work in lab
>points out small grammar mistake to prove intelligence
lol, i dont even know what this post is
>>17664113
After learning everything about evolution and how species must adapt to stay alive, you still believe our bodies just happened to be as complex as it is now without having to go through adaptations through generations?
>>17664137
How you get that, from his simple statement of a "designer" is beyond me. For all you know he believes Evolution is actually the process that was created by a designer.
Even though evolution, as a whole, cannot explain how life first formed. Science has pretty much no clue as to how the first lifeforms came about.
>>17664072
>>17664145
>the implication
I guess you are too stupid to understand how others might perceive sentences like that. Maybe talk to other people more, you will see not everyone has the same angle.
And also, thats why science has mostly theories and very few laws. Science keeps changing to keep improving and further the understanding of how things work in this world. To be 100% sure on something is quite a feat and accomplishment. There are many things right now that scientists on the cutting edge of research don't understand and thats perfectly fine because it shows we are still pushing to further educate ourselves.
Im not exactly sure what you meant by that last sentence but thats my explanation for why science has more theories than laws.
>>17664158
>I guess you are too stupid to understand how others might perceive sentences like that. Maybe talk to other people more, you will see not everyone has the same angle.
You..I...how? I can't even. You're accusing me of the exact thing you did.
>And also, thats why science has mostly theories and very few laws. Science keeps changing to keep improving and further the understanding of how things work in this world. To be 100% sure on something is quite a feat and accomplishment. There are many things right now that scientists on the cutting edge of research don't understand and thats perfectly fine because it shows we are still pushing to further educate ourselves.
Ok. Thanks for reiterating my point. You're asking him to take something with as much backing as many other theories/hypotheses for granted.
>Im not exactly sure what you meant by that last sentence but thats my explanation for why science has more theories than laws.
How can you not understand a fact? Evolution doesn't answer the creation of life. It answers diversity of life. Science has zero clue as to how the very first living organism came to be.
They have ideas that are so far, un-testable. Or proving to be pointing towards false.
>>17662849
With the blood of the Lamb.
>>17664175
>I can't even.
literally omg
>>17664179
totes
>>17664175
You really think scientists have not questioned the idea of how life came to be? You really think you guys are the first people to be talking about this? Have you not even heard of the big bang theory?
First off, science works. Without science, everything you own would not exist.
Second, i dunno what the theory is called but there was an experiment done where they took the 4 basic elements that were known to exist in the beginning of earth's existance, placed them in a flask, applied electricity to the solution and surrounding gas, and resulted in single celled organisms spawning.
And stop trying to turn my point of view against me. You are the one who accused first so of course I have to come back saying you should know other people have different angles. Again, im sorry you are too dense to understand this idea.
>>17664184
>>17664187
>Spontaneous generation
Oh my, /x/ intellectuals, everyone.
>>17664203
>not understanding spontaneous generation doesn't equal spontaneous complexity
>>17664187
>Have you not even heard of the big bang theory?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Lema%C3%AEtre
>>17664187
You're thinking of the Miller/Urey experiments. Single celled organisms certainly did not spawn as a result, but it did generate various amino acids.
>>17664214
Sorry, I definitely did not reread up on that theory and yes it is amino acids. Thank you for correcting me.
>>17664209
>spontaneous complexity
>spontaneous
>complexity
>>17664221
>can't understand those two words
>ill use it to make fun of him
>>17664187
>You really think scientists have not questioned the idea of how life came to be?
Yet again, your ability to jump to conclusions is astounding. I'm in awe.
>You really think you guys are the first people to be talking about this?
Who's us guys? Because US guys, as in people like me love science and our spirituality equally.
>Have you not even heard of the big bang theory?
How does that even relate to life being created? The big bang isn't supposed to have created life. It has also fallen out of favor in the scientific community as of late.
http://phys.org/news/2015-02-big-quantum-equation-universe.html
>Without science, everything you own would not exist.
Ok? I'm grateful for science, and love it. However I question some of it. Which is what good scientists do as well. I'm not a scientist, but I can look at a theory and ask "Why?"
>Second, i dunno what the theory is called but there was an experiment done where they took the 4 basic elements that were known to exist in the beginning of earth's existance, placed them in a flask, applied electricity to the solution and surrounding gas, and resulted in single celled organisms spawning.
Well, in true scientific fashion...source? If you can't show me...it doesn't matter.
>And stop trying to turn my point of view against me. You are the one who accused first so of course I have to come back saying you should know other people have different angles. Again, im sorry you are too dense to understand this idea.
Yeah, I accused you of jumping to a conclusion because you're the uneducated one on religion. You have no idea what he really believes, so you lumped him into your narrow scope of reality. You got butthurt when I pointed it out and gave me a, well, a very uninformed rundown of what YOU think science is.
>I don't know what it was...but it happened I swear.
>arguing about science
>tells me to take his word for it
>>17664229
>Science has zero clue as to how the very first living organism came to be
Well maybe its good to understand how Earth first came to be and what was present before understanding how life began.
>What does Big Bang Theory have anything to do with existence of life?
Why don't you think about it and get back to me on that one.
>Why can't I question theories?
lol, you can but you better have better questions that why. Also, you do realize there are labs that are mandatory for students? They allow students to test the theories themselves. Maybe you missed that part of college....
>Source? It doesn't exist if you can't provide it.
Someone else recognized the theory in this thread and even said the name of it. If you don't believe and aren't curious enough to see if im right, well then that your problem.
>You don't know what he is thinking
Again, im sorry you don't understand the word implication. Its fine that you took my statements in the wrong way too but you don't see me insulting you for doing so. Stop trying to act like you are better than me.
>>17664250
>Well maybe its good to understand how Earth first came to be and what was present before understanding how life began.
Ok, but nobody understands.
>Why don't you think about it and get back to me on that one.
The Bang is about how all present material in the Universe came to be, but does nothing to explain exactly how it assembled itself. You jumped from. They are two separate things.
>lol, you can but you better have better questions that why. Also, you do realize there are labs that are mandatory for students? They allow students to test the theories themselves. Maybe you missed that part of college....
I can't exactly test the big bang in a collage lab. Or the "Primordial Soup" theory either.
>Someone else recognized the theory in this thread and even said the name of it. If you don't believe and aren't curious enough to see if im right, well then that your problem.
Yeah, and you were wrong. No organisms formed as a result. Amino Acids did. And that is not nearly enough evidence to conclude anything.
>Again, im sorry you don't understand the word implication. Its fine that you took my statements in the wrong way too but you don't see me insulting you for doing so. Stop trying to act like you are better than me.
I have not insulted you at all. I'm just talking to you. If it upsets you...shit man. The real world must kill you.
>>17662849
The blessed sacraments of baptism and reconciliation.
>>17664278
>You jumped from
Meant to add
>one totally different thing, to another totally different thing.
The big bang doesn't account for life's creation. It accounts for life because it created the materials, that then eventually made the new materials needed for life. But that process was independent.
>>17664278
lololol, you really can't see past a point. When one thing happens, thats it for you. No other consequences arise from just one action.
Again, sorry you don't understand the word implication. Maybe you should really think about how you talk to people and how others might perceive your condescending tone. But then again, you may be too dense to understand this idea(i hope you picked up on that).
You seem like a very petty person to me that just wants to win at everything. Well, you can mark this one as another victory on 4chan.
>>17664299
Ok dude.
>>17663388
>>17664397
Incorrect and idiotic.
>>17663931
except that I'm not an atheist. Your way is the wrong way
>>17664397
Saying that you're 100% sure that no gods exist is absolutely stupid.
You people say I'm an atheist but you don't know that for real. that's also stupid
... Considering I'm not.
>>17664397
Except atheism is not believing that there was once absolutely nothing.
It's not believing in divine deities.
Go fucking pray on your pillow, Anon. "God' will surely answer you in his wonderfully vague and mysterious ways!
>>17663931
>I'm a le Christian on a paranormal board. I /actually/ believe in ghosts and shit. My dead grandma is literally still watching me.
Christians are wrong and Atheists are cringey.
Agnostic master race, reporting for duty.
Say YodHeWahHe 10+ times, pay attention on the feeling. Use the voice.
being someone who was raised in a slightly fringe protestant household and who presently flows back and forth between said fringe christian belief,christian deism and Unitarianism.
I usually confess my known sins directly to god in my mind, i do not ask for forgiveness, for it is already given, nor do i make promises that i wont do it again, because i probably will, but i am repentant and i usually try harder not to commit the same sins again. sometimes I accompany this with a verse that fits my current situation, asking for god to remember people who may need help, and a prayer, usually for strength or guidance in a current situation (although my ego can take over and i may ask for something directly, which i find to be a little disrespectful). sometimes this leads to conversations with god to work through things that are troubling me.
after I usually feel more at ease and in a sense of oneness with the universe.
Your soul is like a white napkin that's been on the floor of a public bathroom for eternity. Every mark possible has found itself onto the face of the napkin.
The Tibetians call this Kadag.
>>17665016
But the master is wakeful.
He watches his body.
In all his actions he discriminates,
And he becomes pure.
He is without blame
Though once he may have murdered
His mother and his father,
Two kings, a kingdom, and all its subjects.
-Dhammapada, Sayings of the Buddha
>>17662849
Methamphetamine. And then some dope for the come down.
>>17662849
With a Sriracha enema.
Thank you for all your answers. Ill fast as long as I can to begin the cleansing, then Ill pray and Ill burn some incense over my body.
Seriously? Three options
1. Read about the sacrifices of the Prophets for their people and what love they held for them
2. Play some good old retro pokemon or listen to the ingame soundtracks
3. Watch some sad as fuck Videos or movies to cry like a little bitch
Mind you I am a 6'1 tall muscular beardy guy.
>>17666170
Wow! I'm a girl, I could totally be your girlfriend! :}
>>17662849
Define 'soul', please!
Jesus gave only to the apostles the power to pardon sins.
Jn. 20:23
After saying this he breathed on them and said: Receive the Holy Spirit.
23 If you forgive anyone's sins, they are forgiven; if you retain anyone's sins, they are retained.
2 Cor. 5:18
18 It is all God's work; he reconciled us to himself through Christ and he gave us the ministry of reconciliation.
That's why I have to confess my sins with a priest, descendant by the order of apostles, to have my soul cleaned as white snow with the blood of the Lamb
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE PRIEST IS A SINNER AS WELL - THE AUTORITHY COMES FROM ABOVE
