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2016-05-05 05:42:56 Post No. 17659009
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2016-05-05 05:42:56
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Hey /x/ I know we have discussed this a million times but I wanna talk about the goatman. I think I have some relevant information. I hate greentext but here I go.
>be 16-17
>be eastern european
>my drunk uncle wants to sell his farm because it's allegedly haunted by a demon
>since he's a drunk bastard I natyrally thought he was mistaken. Also I was an edgy teenager.
>decided to go with my then-girlfriend before that old fuck sells it
>first night; we were fucking when something interrupts us. It sounded like a wounded animal but we couldn't figure what.
>thought it was a bird and shrugged off (when you're at it you cannot give a single fuck about anything)
>the next day we decide to take a walk around the farmlands even though it was cold as fuck
>we ended up in some woods near the farm, by a creek.
We felt a very odd smell. It wasn't blood like usual nor was it copper. It smelled like crayons. Or that smell that you get in your hands after pkaying with play-dohs. It wasn't unpleasant but it did feel out of place.
And thats when we saw it. It was 2 meters tall approx and it was very slender. Not emaciated but rather delicate. Had deer-like horns and it did look like a fur-covered human with cleft hooves. It came out of the bushes and I remember that the way it moved reminded me of claymation movies. Now that I think of it ; it was like those 60 fps gifs that seem to move unnaturally but you cant put your finger on whats wrong with it.
I think it tried to tell me something. I'm saying "me" because it had its gaze fixed on me. Its eyes were like a dogs eyes. I couldnt understand anything because it sounded mostly like a backwards recording of a wild animal. After what felt like two minutes it ran away; hopping farther and farther away from us.
Days later me and my girlfriend decided to discuss it. She told me that it seemed to cover long distances in seconds. Not because of its speed but because it "plays with perspective".
