Greentext thread
bumping
thanks for the reading material op, have this
>>17658965
if I actually sorted my image folder I could dump alot faster
moar spoops plz
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>>17659824
My sides
requesting more
>>17660259
Alright,dumping at random from my folder
>>17658947
>appalachian trail
>live near there
FUCK
>>17660316
>>17660330
>>17660335
>>17660340
>>17660316
the reason i dislike this one is that a grown man or woman, hell even a child, can catch a kitten. "Evil small pets" isnt that spooky. it just feels contrived.
>>17660361
>>17660366
Fair enough,the dog probably would've torn the little fucker to bits after the first bite too
Any of the weird ones are from a folder of unread shit I got from a massive download of /x/ related shit,so some of them are going to be odd or just plain bad
>>17660372
>>17660379
>>17660383
>>17660389
>>17660379
the rest of this?
>>17660426
>>17660455
Uh,shit,forgot that one got cut off....not shure if I got the rest,but I don't think it's anything too freaky or important
>>17660456
>>17660484
>>17660492
Last one for now,might post more when I get back from the gym
>>17658971
God damn, these are always so great and I hate it when they end.
Where's the screencaps of the skinwalker/goatman story about Badass Bill?
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>>17658947
I'll be hiking pretty much exactly where that story took place soon and am thoroughly freaked out...
I'm gonna go ahead and post a few from my folder. Dunno if they're any good though, I hardly ever delete anything.
>>17660902
>>17660907
>>17660912
>>17660914
>>17660921
>>17660924
>>17660930
>>17660933
>>17660939
>>17660945
>>17660948
>>17660952
>>17660956
>>17660958
>>17660965
>>17660968
>>17660977
>>17660977
Last one.
>>17660463
Cunt
>>17660492
No one ever actually specified whatever the thing in the story was.
>>17658955
This is sorta how I picture it, interesting story never heard of a cryptid like that
>>17660619
Someone fucking translate whatever he is saying
>>17660208
Short and sweet, just how every greentext should be.
>>17660383
babies are actually good at swimming
Does anyone have the first part of >>17660912 ?
>>17658947
That was the spoopiest greentext I've read in a while.
>>17658971
Fuck that's scary
>>17659199
And I was starting to get scared
Dumping again,starting with Maine Taxi guy
I'll try not to post duplicates from these other guys,but no promises
>>17665244
>>17665251
>>17665258
>>17658955
Does anyone have the free text with the sloth? The one that went borp or something?
>>17665261
>>17660688
This?
>>17665276
>>17660649
I saw the ending coming and it still fucked me up
>>17659199
fake/10
>>17665282
>>17665292
>>17665303
>>17665284
Yes, thank you!
>>17665306
>>17665314
No problem,not even the same poster
>>17665319
This one freaks me the fuck out
>>17665330
>>17660939
>.gif
are you trying to spook me anon
>>17665362
>>17665377
>>17660476
am i missing something here?
>>17659966
spoopiest love story ever
>>17665509
Yes and no,I'd hit it
Does anyone have the rest of this?
>>17665761
Yes,actually!
I love this one,it's odd all the way through and set apart from all the other stuff I've seen on /x/
>>17665761
>>17666271
Wait shit I'm such a dumb nigger,read a couple names and thought this was a different greentext
>>17666274
I don't actually have it,though I have seen it before
>>17658947
I can /x/ to this
>>17665761
>>17666274
Wait,I do have it,incidentally I have the second half without the first and it took me this long to notice
>>17660921
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/16(Thu)18:07:21 No.17660921▶>>17660924
>File: 1444911926861.png (1.18 MB, 1840x6060)
>>>17660914
Where's the rest
>>17666702
Cabin Memories,I got
Dunno what you think is up with the other two
>>17666832
And this is the last one,enjoy
>>17660361
quotes from 4chan: "in his defense, it had become a meat eating freak." top kek
>>17660933
Holy shit, I realized I live about 3 hours from Makanda and might know what road he's talking about. Fuck.
>>17666597
Hey, this is from other current thread! Cool.
>Also, post the secrets thing. It's creepy
>>17666825
I'm asking about the rest of Cabin Memories, luckily I saved it before it was deleted but it doesn't look finished from what I have
>>17658947
Shit like this always spoops me out. Where someone is essentially "converted" to some kind of being's whims. When he said
>"Of course, whatever you need."
I got chills, man.
Bump
keep em comin
>>17659966
Is he still alive?
Are they married?
Do they have a child?
Does he even go on 4chan anymore?
What has happened to him in these 2 years?
>>17658955
This is a good one.
Does anyone have the one where the guy's girlfriend was killed by something when they and a couple friends went dogsitting or something? I didn't stick around in the thread long enough for the ending.
>>17658965
Legit needed that pic after the above story
>>17658948
Never gets old
>>17659199
Fake or not this one always gets me
>>17660335
This reads like something written by some fat garbage teenager who just discovered 4chan a month before writing it
bamp
>>17669704
1/3 to save thread
>>17670753
2/3
>walls of green text
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>17670759
3/3 it's a long read but worth it
>>17670753
>>17670759
>>17670768
jesus christ this white fucker's worse than a loan shark.
>>17671082
lmfao my sides
Here's arguably one of the best creepypasta's ever written
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/1999
>>17670753
>>17670759
>>17670768
White man? More like fucking mafia jew man
>>17671226
kek
>>17659824
>the Nut Buster
>>17667803
Tl;Dr
Buddy, his woman and two friends went to look after a dog. Went for a walk innawoods. Found a junkie in a deer stand. Junkie stabs woman and woman dies. The end. Nothing spoopy, just kind of sad.
>>17671226
my thoughts exactly
>>17659966
LONG story for little pay off, and to be honest Baby sounds like a very nice person. If I knew her in school I would of tried to be her friend.
>>17661453
i kind of pictured it like a red, jim carrey grinch, with a pointier bullet shaped head
>>17665244
i luv taxi guy
Just happened a few nights ago, kind of spoopy
>1 AM
>playing soccer in an old field outside of town with a few buddies
>We have a bigass floodlight lighting the field up
>Nice night, stars visible, about 67 degrees
>Woods on 3 sides of the soccer field
>At about 2:30 AM a cloud cover sets in, and 4 of my friends leave, leaving only me and another guy I didn't know very well
>We decide to just kick the ball around then head out
>Right as I go to kick it a huge gust of wind comes through and knocks over the flood light
>I kicked the ball way to far and it went in to the woods
>Ask the guy there with me if he wants to get it while I pack the floodlight up
>he tells me no
>I start walking over to the woods
>here a punt noise
>wtf
>ball comes flying back out of the woods
>right as it is coming the guy stands the floodlight back up right on to the area
>nothing there but trees
>skinny trees, no one could hide behind them
>tripped me the fuck out
>wind doesn't make a punt noise when it hits a ball
pic related, kind of like what the woods looked like with light shined in it.
>>17671863
Gracias amigo!!
>>17660306
was probably a large Eagle or something. I've seen Eagles drag kills to heavy to fly off with.
>>17671546
>green text thread
>puts mediocre creepypasta
>>17660655
Nigga that one got me for some reason haha, reading in the dark, playing eerie music in the background.
i wont look up, fuck dat
Anyone got the one where the kid hides in his closet every rainy day because his grandpa said so, but then it turns out his grandpa is a serial killer?
guys im getting spooked
>>17673039
its okay anon, we're all spooked
>>17673273
And it's time to pile on more spooks
>>17673319
>>17673319
Whether this is legit or not, there's something about a pig's head on a human's body that unnerves me, especially if it has rational thoughts.
Actually the scariest part to me is if it could think at all.
>>17673325
>>17673332
Piglike creatures freak me out too
>>17673333
>>17672872
Got it
>>17673354
>>17673358
>>17673378
>>17673396
Part 2
>>17673401
>>17673409
>>17673423
>>17673343
Now that I've thought about it, I'm not sure if the piglike thing has anything to do with my fear. I think my fear is anything developing a consciousness that is similar to a human level. This probably makes no sense, and I blame sleep meds.
Shit like A.I. actually "learning" and starting to question things makes me downright terrified now that I think on it. I can't think of any real good examples, but I, Robot comes to mind. The robot questioning who he is, and his purpose, both terrifies and crushes me. For some-thing to question it's purpose, or what it is, makes me feel for it. Sympathy for a machine.
Goddamn I should stop posting my thoughts while tired out of my mind. Sorry for this, but /x/ is slow anyways, maybe it'll be interesting to someone here.
>>17673432
It took me 20 minutes to post like 5 sentences, and I thought those 5 sentences were a lot longer. Sleep meds. Sorry for the double post, I'm done.
>>17665244
>>17665251
>>17665255
Dug up my last Maine Taxi guy collection,finally
>>17673432
Never seen I, Robot,but the idea behind it sounds interesting.
No clue why the concept scares you though
>>17673446
>>17673458
>>17673466
>>17673469
>>17673484
>>17673492
Aaannnnddddd I'm done for now,may flip through my folder later if anyone's got requests
>>17667090
the thread of this >>17666834
can be found here: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15472512/#15473607
>>17660670
>tfw no plague doctor to give me tips on the paranormal
>>17672261
Just was looking to bump the thread, wasn't too much activity and didn't want it falling
>>17673710
I know that feel bro
If you think these events sound far-fetched, I agree. I would come to the same conclusion had I not experienced them.
I will try to finish the site as soon as possible. Check the date on the main page to see when I've made updates.
To protect myself from people who might want to copy this site, I include the following: All text on this and following pages are my own words and copyright 2001.
Ted
I will divide the text into two colors for the sake of clarity. The plain text is taken directly from my caving journal. The italicized text is my comment as I reflect on the experience. I will do my best to convey the thoughts and feelings I had during the entire event. I will not use the actual names of the other individuals involved. I will include the entire relevant text of my journal. Only small parts of the journal will I skip. This will only occur when the entry has nothing to do with the experience in the cave, such as eating dinner after a trip, getting fuel or snacks, irrelevant details, etc. (My journal is fairly thorough) I will merely summarize what I am cutting out of the actual entry.
In an effort to present this experience in as accurate light as possible I will type my journal as I wrote it: sans grammar check. Please overlook my errors. My additional comments will help to clarify the things I wrote in my journal.
>>17660379
Absolute fucking shit. Brave canadian tough guy with his cliche's stereorypical sidekick, tough native that knows chaman shit and magical stories and legends that does as he's told. Disgusting.
No big deal, though. The cave is in the vicinity of a highway that has heavy trucks drive on it. We figured the rumble was the effect of the trucks resonating through the rocks. We determined that our best plan would be to haul a cordless drill into the cave to drill into the rock. Then we could take a bullpin and a small sledge hammer and break up the rock. It seemed pretty straight-forward. We would widen the hole big enough to squeeze in and see what was on the other side. The efforts to haul all of the equipment down to the hole would be a pain, but we hoped it would be worth it. I named the passage Floyd's Tomb, after Floyd Collins. It seemed to look like the tight spot where Floyd spent his last miserable days on earth.
Floyd
A rough drawing of how the passage originally looked
Floyd Collins was a caver back in the early 1900's. He got stuck in a tight crawl space and was unable to free himself. It is an amazing story that is detailed in a book called, "Trapped: The Story of Floyd Collins" (I think that was the title. I don't recall the author). Calling our passage Floyd's Tomb was not only a tribute to Floyd, but a commentary of the size of the passage.
Ha Ha! In retrospect it is funny how simple I thought it was going to be. I figured a few hours work and we would be in. Had I known how long it was going to take I doubt I would have even begun the project. Had I known what I was going to experience in the cave I never would have returned.
The above is a small preview of an EXTREMELY long, and EXTREMELY good creepypasta..
Here's the link, it was never screecapped.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ted_the_Caver
>>17673354
Thank you, friend.
That one is fucking dank.
>>17673999
>not linking the original glorious web 1.0 page
newfags, i swear
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/
>>17658955
>bullet head
enterthegungeon.jpg
>>17674091
>http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/
glorious
>>17660307
The AT runs from Georgia to Maine. I'm guessing a lot of people live near there
>>17660502
>it's cut off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>be riding home from work with co-worker in his 3000gt sl
>he's pretty hardcore christian, but an okay guy
Anyway
>riding down a back road, speed limit 40, he's doing 45-50
>suddenly get passed at high speed by a bright pink Pontiac solstice
Lolwut
>dude says "man she was flying I want to know what she looks like" and floors it
>catch up to car doing probably 80-90
>look over
>its a guy
>he looks over, makes eye contact with co-worker
>looks like he starts yelling
>grabs wheel tight as fuck
>my co-worker is visibly shocked despite this all transpiring in a matter of seconds
>suddenly guy stops yelling or whatever, turns to us and winks
>another guy pops up in passenger seat, wipes his mouth and they take off
>co-worker just pulls over to the side of the road, looks a bit pale
>>mfw got out raced by a gay guy driving a solstice getting a blowjob from another gay guy who must have been a contortionist or something.
>>17674422
What the fuck this isn't /o/
I don't know how to 4chin apparently sorry all
>>17674440
I dont care, that was fucking hilarious
>>17665377
I want porn of this.
Ehh, could any of you guys tell me which of these greentexts are good for a read? I mean, which of them are REALLY scary. I want to write a short story for literature class and i thought i may get inspired by any of these. Thx beforehand.
>>17660958
Underrated green text
>>17674757
This one's pretty good>>17673354
>be 17
>be innawoods back in 2008
>be with two buddies; we'll call them Eddie and Jarad.
>Eddie is tubby, but athletic. Plus, he has ADD
>Jarad is a skinny guy who loves baseball.
>be me
>be obsessed with WWII and politics
>decide to take friends innawoods behind my dad's shop, along the Iowa River.
>take along a few weapons (Shotgun, and an SA dagger from '34).
>Eddie brings a Colt pistol and a pocket knife.
>Jarad brings a baseball bat (kek), and a pocket knife.
>>17660340
Old but gold
>>17674983
Should I cont?
>>17675118
Sure
>>17674983
>we decide to set up camp on the sandbar along the river (the sandbar is about 50-75 meters from the water to the woods).
>the shop is about a mile away if anything happens.
>I bring a huge ass 6 man tent for us to use.
>we also bring a hollowed out tire rim to use as for a fire.
>we arrive at the sandbar at around 5 (it's June, so we have about 2 hours of decent light left)
>we start gathering wood
>about 20 minutes in, Jarad walks over to me
>"Hey Anon, did you hear anything in the brush a bit ago?"
"No.?"
>"Oh, k."
>he goes back to gathering wood. I start to keep my eye on the trees from then on.
>>17675133
Also, checked.
>>17661295
Schizophrenia
Any good WWII spookiness?
>>17658965
Thank you, Furrts
>>17675244
Not all the Jews died
>>17663281
Only immediately after they are born when they do not require oxygen from the outside to stay alive. Besides, baby exhibit a "swimming reflex" and cannot actually swim. They will most assuredly drown if you try dropping them in a pool.
>>17675149
>By the time it's 6:30, we're all set up with a nice big fire.
>pull out my harmonica and start playing some German folk songs (inb4 /pol/tard).
>about 3/4 through Lili Marleen, Eddie stops me
>"Anon, seriously, did you not just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
>now Jarad speaks
>"THAT fucking sound!"
>I listen, and find that there is indeed a rustling sound in the bushes about 60 meters from us, within the woods.
>It sounds too big to be an animal from around here, so I assume it's 'Connor' (guy who always shows up uninvited).
>I decide to do what I always do to freak people out.
>I go to our tent, unzip my bag, and grab my Grandpa's Korean War service cap.
>I throw that shit on my head and unsheath my dagger from the scabbard on my belt.
>>17675431
Sounding good so far? I've never done a greentext before, so I'm not quite sure how to make everything flow well.
>>17675579
Just keep going,don't worry too much
Type it like you'd be telling it to someone orally
>>17675431
>Alright, let's do this.
>Jarad and Eddie have their knives ready. Eddie has his pistol ready (he doesn't suspect that it's Connor).
>we fucking charge the bush
>once we're within 8 or so meters of the bush, this... thing jumps out of it.
>Imagine a hairless dog (minus a few patches of fur), with an elongated rat head, and no tail, hunched on all fours. That's what is now in front of us.
>The thing looks at us with its sunken in eyes; then, seemingly without first turning around, darts back into the woods, staying low enough so that we can't see it run away.
>we stand there for a few seconds
>then start screaming and yelling
>we run faster than we've ever run before.
>somehow, despite not ever being in any sports, I make it to the truck first.
>I throw open the door and literally jump inside.
>Jarad and Eddie both leap in through the same door into the back seat.
>I start that shit up and soon, we're doing 80 mph all the way back to town (about 15 miles away.
>>17675692
>it's my dad's property, so we decide to tell him that this thing is on his land.
>"Anon, where the fuck did you get weed?"
>tfw he thinks we were high
>mfw I took him out there myself, and the tracks were still there
>mfw he says it was probably a coyote
>mfw the tracks are vaguely human-like.
End.
>>17675758
Well, what do ya think?
>>17675766
Spooked me, Anon
>>17663281
Babies, anon, not toddlers.
>>17673458
is there a followup to this thread?
>>17673458
Turns out that missing woman was murdered by her lover, not a desert skinwalker.
>>17670753
>that's nice dear
Immediately lost interest. I don't know if it's only me but I stop liking stories when I've found out they're written by passive-aggressive twats.
>>17674144
Oh my poor sides.
>>17675692
Does anyone have an idea of what we saw? I'm not thinking wendigo, because it didn't have horns/antlers.
>>17677262
Could have been a fuckhueg rat
Some Boy Scout stories of mine.
>>17659199
At first I was getting a lil scared, but the greatest ghost story that I have ever seen.
>>17660492
wtf is a form?
>>17658947
So john is dead?
>>17677723
Had some spooky shit happen to me back in my Boy Scout days...
>>17678069
do tell
>>17677966
Is English not your first language? It's like a shape or a figure, in this context.
>>17678071
>be 17
>leading a camp out with 5 younger boys (inb4 pedo)
>we arrive to the campsite I set up previously (firepit, stove, etc.)
>mfw there's a pile of at least 8 mutilated deer on top of the firepit
>mfw I find what looks like barefoot tracks from a human in the mud around it (it had rained the previous night)
>mfw this was only a few years ago, so my /x/ instincts told me to get us the fuck out of there.
>I turn all of us around and we start walking back to the van
>MFW I START TO SMELL ROTTING FLESH AFTER WE WERE OUT OF SMELLING RANGE OF THE DEER PILE
>tell kids to fucking book it back to the van
>mfw I hear rustling (not my jimmies) in the brush to my left
>don't dare to look and just keep running
>yes! There's the van!
>we all pile in into that thing in 5 seconds flat
>we get the fuck out of there
>scout master thinks we're fucking with him
>mfw
>>17678127
tl;dr version
>lead kids
>find dead deer pile
>barely escape death
>???
>PROFIT
>>17678127
danks. spoopy indeed.
>>17660492
Real shame this thread was ruined by rp-fags and trolls. Interesting story, even if it wasn't real. Would be cool if OP came back.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17329742/
>>17678139
I didn't look to my left because I was already about to shit myself. I would have been a shit rocket if I looked over and saw a windigo.
What do you think? Do you think that it was another windigo innawoods incident?
>>17678148
Also, I notice that most windigo greentexts seem to follow a pattern.
>arrive
>see weird shit
>smell weird shit
>hear weird shit
>OHFUCKIT'SAWINDIGO
>chase scene
>escape
Does this sound about right?
>>17660705
What would that be? A forest entity?
>>17660455
let thi be my end
>>17678160
And don't forget the boilerplate "innawoods" threads that seem to comprise 90% of all creepypasta written nowadays:
>be innawoods
>got my M16-A2 assault rifle with multiple clips of FMJ .45 ACP hollow point rounds
>set up a camp, start shootin shit, fuck yeah
>suddenly, smell something weird
>like metallic, but also rotten
>investigate further
>see something up ahead in the woods
>oh god, it's some kind of animal, like a bear, but more/less hairy
>has the head of an earless fox/ hairy, mammalian turtle/ancient lemur
>ohgodkillitwithfire.jpg
>unload entire clip in its general vicinity
>makes a screaming noise that is VERY weird
>bulletshavenoeffect.png
>sprint back to my car/dirt bike/ATV/whatever
>peel out like heck
later...
>come back with my /k/ommando bros
>we all got our M16's with multiple clips
>gas masks, night vision goggles, one guy brought his grandpas bazooka
>find my campsite
>tent and belongings are shredded, strange footprints surround camp perimeter
>nope all the way back to civilization
Fucking e-commandos. Enough with the woods and the guns and the boring ass cryptids that are just stupid smelly animals. Oh wow, a giant sloth. I'm so scared. Fuck off.
