Spooky Greentext Thread.
Last one hit image limit.
Why'd you repost one from the old thread?
>>17681481
Because I didn't have spoops saved before the last thread.
Good story
>>17683946
Part two?
>>17684275
Top kek
My dog
>be 12
>moved around constantly because dad was ARMY
>I'm only accompanied by my only friend, a min pin named Raikou
>we move to this dump
>very cliched old house
>creaking floors, mirrors falling out of walls, all that shit
>We arrived and my dog wouldn't go inside
>kept barking and barking at the house
>dog slept outside that night
>>17684417
>begged my mum for us to move to another place
>mum says we're staying in that place for a long period of time
>fuck it
>whole family didn't believe in the supernatural anyways
>as expected, mirrors falling out of walls, missing items, fast moving things at the corner of your eyes
>dog finally went inside
>now barks 24/7 at the dark corner of my room. literally went apeshit
>made a couple of friends
>they tell me that there used to be an old lady who hanged herself in the attic
>people would pass our house and see an old lady staring at them from the attic
>all that creepy shit
>never believed none of that
>dog would still bark at the corner of my room for absolutely no reason
>crept me the fuck out in the first few days, but I eventually grew out of it
>invite friends over to our house
>dog being dog, barks at them like he would the corner of my room
>finally realize that dog is adjusting too and is unfamiliar with the whole place, the whole neighborhood
>>17684428
>dog barking stopped within a week but would still Bark at my friends when they come over
>a few more weeks, dog finally stopped freaking out and is back to normal
>lived a good year in that house, no ghosts no nothing
>fast forward 1 year and a half
>dog dies of old age
>we get a new puppy, a belgian malinois
>play with him in my room
>then a thought dawned on me
>realize that Raikou stopped barking at my friends because he knew them, he was accustomed to then, he made friends with them
>new puppy starts barking at the corner of my room
>>17684437
Oh shit nigga
>>17681343
A friend of mine name Anna moved to the UK from Poland when she was 12, this is a story she has told me many times about her upbringing (could be BS but still freaks me out).
>Anna was brought up in a town called Hucisko in Poland
>Lived with mother, younger sister and grandparents in a small-ish house - never met her father
>The town she lived in was small, surrounded by woodland - everyone knew everyone etc.
>When she was around 10 years old she was out with her younger sister and her friend on a park (apparently the park they played on was actually built by a man who lived a few houses down from hers).
>It was getting dark this night but it wasn't an issue, town was safe and all
>Then, 2 women who they had never seen before came onto the park and started asking her questions (her name, how old she was - and some personal questions about if she had become a "lady" yet)
>She remembers that they were fairly old (60's maybe) and seemed friendly enough so she answered their questions honestly without hesitation
>The women then left and they all went home, no issues.
>Then, over the next few weeks the women appeared regularly and she was getting a bit sick of their questions
>One night in particular she remembers seeing them coming so she hid near a barn and watched them searching for her (literally looking beneath bushes, behind cars etc.)
>Some nights she managed to hide, other nights they would call out to her, catch up to her and ask her more questions.
>Usually what she'd been up to that day, where she lived, who she lived with, all sorts
CONT
>>17684462
>She had told her family about the women but they didn't seem too bothered by it
>She remembers waking up one morning and seeing the women on their propery walking around the house but her mom didn't believe her when she told her and thinks she was playing games
>A week or so goes by and the town has a meeting (just a general town meeting that they had apparently)
>Her mom comes home and starts asking her questions about these women and takes a sudden interest
>Apparently another mother at the meeting said she came home and had to physically throw 2 women out of her house who had come in through the back door while she was out and were talking to her young daughter
>When she grabbed the women they scratched at her and shouted at her which really bothered her
>Anna's mother told the meeting how Anna mentioned stories about these women and they all decided to keep a close eye out.
>Weeks, even months had now gone by with no site of the women and people began to forget.
>Then one night there was a fire started in the woods which was visible from the town.
>A few of the men went out to investigate and came back shouting and screaming
>Apparently someone had grouped & tied together a load of farmyard animals and set them alight.
>People of the town started freaking out, being a very religious town they all started erecting crucifix's outside their homes, along the roads, in the parks, everywhere.
>Anna's mother didn't stick want to stick around much longer after that and moved them all out of town before Anna, her mother and sister moved to the UK.
>Her grandparents still lived in another town in Poland but I can't remember the town.
>Anna hadn't heard from them since she left and tried to get back in touch to no avail.
>I haven't seen Anna in about 6 years now so she must be about 28-29 years old now.
>>17684467
Spoopy
>be 18
>visit a former POW camp for German soldiers after wwii in Iowa
A lot of weird shit happens there. I can post green in a few hours if anyone's interested.
>>17684509
We are intrested.
>>17684527
I'll be free in about 4 hours. Keep the thread alive until then.
>>17684467
I'm sure it's just a coincidence but if you actually google that town and get street view up there are crucifix's everywhere...
>>17684536
Don't let us down and be a faggot
>>17684567
hes right ya know
>>17684579
everywhere
>>17684579
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>>17684587
thats nothing unusual actually. no idea about poland but if you drive through an austrian village for example you'll find 5 crosses within a 1km range
>>17684574
One of my professors is gone today, so I have a free hour
>be 18
>visit a POW camp for German soldiers after wwii in Iowa
>there's a little museum building where they have a bunch of little trinkets and shit like that
>I don't care much for the museum, a lot of white washing of the actual history of the camp (I did a lot of research before visiting, a lot of people died of neglect in the camp)
>a lot of rubbing it in about how ''''''great'''''' the American run camps were compared to the German run camps
>Fuck this, time to go into the camp
>>17684610
>I'm shocked by the entrance to the camp, it looks very much like Auschwitz, with a railroad going into the camp
>as soon as I enter the camp, I can already feel the bad vibes in the air
>dozens upon dozens of barracks to my left and right
>administrative office a ways in front of me
>decide to visit the administrative office first
>Camp is full access, so nothing is restricted
>>17684618
>walk around the office before entering
>find words carved into the back of the wooden building
>"Der Direktor des Todes"
>I know basic german, so this creeps me out. I wonder to myself if this guy really earned the title of "the warden of death"
>enter the administrative office
>not much to see
>a few offices with empty desks
>Fuck this, time to see the barracks
>>17684587
mfw
>>17684628
>Holy shit, the barracks have a shit load of messages carved into them
>"der Führer kehrt uns zu befreien" (the Führer will return to free us)
>Uh huh, sure.
>"Warum werden Sie uns nicht helfen?" (Why won't you aid us?)
>kinda creepy
>"der Engel des Todes wacht über diesen Ort" (the angel of death watches over this place)
>shivers.jpg
>>17684641
>walk into barracks #4 first
>nothing of note, bed frames are still here
>go to barracks #2
>the air feels a bit thinner in here, a bit hard to breathe
>almost identical to #4
>go across to barracks #5
>walk through doorway
>engage sudden splitting headache
>get the fuck out of there
>headache goes away
>2spooky4me
>Fuck the barracks, let's go to the mess hall
>>17684641
moar pls
>>17684653
>mess hall looks fucking creepy from the outside
>enter
>walk around the dining area for a bit
>hear something
>stop
>sounds like muffled talking between two men, one angry and one scared
>it's coming from behind the west wall of the building
>put ear to wall
>"aber was ist wenn sie herausfinden?" (But what if they find out?)
>getting spooked
>"sie werde nicht, wenn man ihn gut genug verstecken" (they won't, if you hide him well enough)
>ok, that's enough
>quickly leave the mess hall after that
>decide that I've been spooked enough
>start walking towards the entrance
>looking around quickly
>my eyes pass over a window in barracks #5
>see shape of a person in the window
>focus on window
>it's gone
>start jogging to the entrance
>get the fuck out of there
>go home, thoroughly spooked
>>17684695
I'm convinced that lots of people died there (at the hands of both staff and prisoners alike)
>>17684695
Well? Is my experience spoopy?
>>17684653
Iowa City native here
Where is this camp you are talking about?
>>17684736
Algona.
>>17684727
I enjoyed it, I would like to explore. any pics?
>>17684275
Thats pretty good
>yfw over half the skinwalker/fleshgait stories you read on this board seem to be describing a European ghoul.
>>17684991
that gif kek
>>17684892
No pics from when I was there.
>>17685054
Here's a pic from when it was open.
Lets get started!!!
>>17684579
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>>17684587
Those are graves/commemorations, extremely common in Polish, Lithuania and Russia villages.
>>17685346
Part 2.
>>17685275
I think that it's all the more spoopier that you can see what this place looked like when it was open.
It's the midnight hour. Post spooky shit.
>be me, 20 years old, SOI-E, Camp Geiger
>be in medical holding
>roughly 12 at night, fire watch for the squad bay is switching over
>my buddy Hicks is getting dressed for watch next to his rack
>sees something move strangely behind the rack to the rear of his
>says "what... the... fuck..."
>thing raises up, maybe four feet tall, snorts like a pig, and tears off fast as lighting
>he throws a boot he was about to put on
>from my rack, I hear him say
>"DUDE THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKIN IN HERE MAN, IT SNORTED AT ME!"
>He calms down eventually, comes to talk to me at my rack
>He asks me to snort for him
>I do, and in the dark I see him turn pale
>"You weren't the one that snorted... it was a demon, I know it..."
Except it was me, I tore ass back to my rack and slithered in like a snake and laid there biting my pillow to keep from laughing. The whole goddamn squad bay was freaking the fuck out. I had him convinced it was a pig demon because I cited the part in the Bible where Jesus cast the demons into pigs, and he believed me.
He was scared shitless of those horse masks too, I used to enjoy making him cry and piss his pants.
>>17686830
No, I'm not four feet tall, I was hunched over and had my arms out in front of me like a T-Rex to trick that fool.
PLEASE STOP POSTING GOATMAN/SKINWALKER/SHITFUCK RETARD STORIES PLEASE
THEY SUCK, ARE UNORIGINAL, AND BORING
>>17686858
Like your complete life
>>17686881
Which is why I hate memewalker stories. My life is boring enough as is- I don't need more boring shit
>>17686858
They are unoriginal and repetitive. But a lot of people here like them, so just suck it up and hide the threads/posts you don't like.
>>17684125
>mfw nfw
>>17686830
>>17686832
Pretty good, anon. Just hope he never browses /x/ or the pig is up.
Anyone got that really long story about a girl named blue?
>>17687225
I'm pretty sure that's a guy though.
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>>17687136
>the pig is up
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>>17687281
thank you man
>>17686858
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>>17684275
Brilliant
>>17686858
>>17684437
So... you're implying what?
>>17684870
Jumpscare warning.
>>17687626
Reading comprehension is hard for fucking retards, huh?
>>17687692
Still waiting for the answer.
>>17687661
It's a single frame gif. Don't be a pussy.
>>17687692
Old dog befriended whatever was in the corner. And?
>>17687661
Thanks anon
>>17686858
I gotta agree. Most are boring and too similar to each other
>"suddenly there was a terrible smell,,,like copper or rotting carcass"
that's when I generally know the story is going to be shit and stop reading
>>17687571
jokes on them- by identifying themselves i can safely ignore these stories
Bump for people too lazy to use the catalog.
my personal story that i will repost now, because i posted it once awhile back...
>going to abandoned church for underage "demon" summoning with necronomicon
>just went to hang with chick i liked and her friends
>get to church, decide to go explore with my friends
>attic at the end of a long hallway
by the way this place is abandoned, trashed, GW bush hate spray painted over the walls
>anon 1, 2, and myself go up the attic. i'm first because i'm nimble as an adolescent marmoset
>nothing cool up there except ASBESTOS, start making our way down
>FILO
>anon 2 grabs my foot on the way down ladder
>almost fall
>plop to the ground, anon 1 AND 2 are at the beginning of the very long hallway
>no way he couldve grabbed my foot and ran without me hearing the commotion
>mentioned it to anon 2 later and he looked at me like i was crazy
asbestos
>>17684763
Other iowafag here, gonna check that shit later, sounds neat
>>17689241
It was bretty cool, aside from the museum they had. Even at a fucking POW camp for German soldiers, they threw in a 'muh holocaust' area.
>>17689241
I can't remember exact details (aside from the spoops), but if I remember correctly, the camp is in a gorge or some shit about a mile from the museum, which is in town.
>>17684870
>.gif
>u wot m8
>>17686858
truth. I remember when these threads had stories that weren't
>went innawoods for whatever nonsense reason
>friend was alone for a second
>NOW IS NOT FRIEND?!?!?
or the ever-gay dramatic scene where they see it, and it smells and does some shaky motion. It's the exact same story every single time. Post better content
>>17689863
Why don't you write some then, flea-ridden malign tumor?
>>17689924
This.
Look at the IDs.
>OyJew
>>17689924
>Write some
Implying these aren't all recollections of events that happened to the poster
>>17687344
>gays instead of guys x3
Spell check or Freudian slip?
Don't tell me they wrote that out on their phone or something?
Are there any books that capture the atmosphere of innawoods/creepy pasta?
Not sure how I feel about skinwalkers, the premise and stories creep me out. But reading just about every one in this thread back to back I can feel the people writing these being ameture writers and thinking "Okay, a skinwalker story, but I need to give it a hook". I'm reading the one about the camping trip in Arizona where it's stated very early that one of the party members has a rhotacism where they can't pronounce "r" sounds. I can already tell that he's going to be the one replaced by the skinwalker and the creepy part right at the end will be that he's a little off and they can't quite pin it until he pronounces an R correctly.
If anyone grabbed the J376 greentexts, could you please post them? That was a pretty damn epic story, if legit. Unfortunately I cannot locate my copy right now.
In a nutshell, army guy came to /k/ with this story about how his team were asked to infiltrate and neutralize a threat in a Iraqi detainment camp, and were basically slaughtered to just a few men within the first few hours by what was left of the inmates and perm guards. How? He didn't even know, but implied they were infected with some of biological/disease based agent designated "J376". The last few guys were shot by the operations lead dude before they left the facility so the only two to walk away from it were OP and the guy who called the shots apparently. Thought it would be an interesting read for other anons out there who hadn't heard of it.
>>17687374
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>>17687319
>dtpm
>dick thrusts per minute
>>17684887
What
>>17690507
>tfw a monster can talk better than you
>>17687712
It means that ghost was always there, living and breathing with you
>>17691411
I understand that much, but I don't see how is that spooky. That ghost is probably friendly if nothing happened in that year and even the dog got used to it.
>>17691411
Did you know that there's a skeleton inside of you?
>>17681343
Sounds like a Navajo Skin-walker
>>17691487
Sounds like a dark skinned, fast running thief.
I came to share
You want to see a scary thread, try
>>>/tv/69506861
>friend tells me that nosleep is getting better and I should check it out
>top story: I'm a serial killer and my next target has gone missing (part two)
You can't make this stuff up
>>17691817
I know that creature. I'd be terrified of the tiny men moreso
>>17691831
Whats the name?
>>17684275
that's almost as great as the first bellair story.
>>17691411
>It means that ghost was always there, living and breathing with you
Watching you fap to /d/ material.
>>17691849
well, this one turned out to not be paranormal. huh.
>>17684467
Well, It's only partially bullshit.
Hey Clockwork Man, I appreciate you contributing so much to the thread, but please stop posting your own personal border on all the images FFS already. It's annoying.
>>17691997
>on /x/
>expecting most people not to have tomorrow on
Wew.
>>17692005
I DO have Tomorrow on, dumbshit, that doesn't stop it from being noticeable, especially when you go to save the image. It's just pointless.
>>17692019
I'm not talking about you. Don't get triggered, honey.
>>17692021
>I'm not talking about you.
>replied to my post
>can't discuss anything without memeing
Back to /s4s/ with you.
>>17692034
You really lack wisdom and compassion for other people if you didn't understand what I meant by not talking to you.
>>17687319
Wouldn't put it past any of you degenerates to rape a monster
>>17684265
>I won't even attempt to describe it
>it's like this thing
come on man
>>17684265
What is this shit... Holy fuck this story is faker than the bush election
>>17692648
>>17692691
It's obviously a parody of the usual goatman/skinwalker story.
>>17694459
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>>17694479
>>17692691
I don't know what were they thinking, writing a fake story on /x/. This one at least confirmed real.
>>17691802
NoSleep loves to make biblically long yet mediocre stories. I blame the book deals
>>17685389
>>17685346
prolly the only one who took the time to read text wall but damn im glad i did.
solidpasta/10
>>17691644
Wohh thats pretty fucking scary
>>17694645
>fucking
>itsaanotherskinwalkerepisode
>boring premise
>uninspired lore
>typical plotline
>only redeeming factor is the prose
seriously, I don't mind skinwalkers or goatment but can someone actually make an innovative one that isn't
>muh friends not muh friend
>muh voice
>muh borrowing of other lores
>>17694770
>>muh friends not muh friend
>>muh voice
>>muh borrowing of other lores
But thats what makes a skinwalker. It's like asking for ghost stories without muh returning souls from the dead or asking for skeleton stories without muh calcium.
>>17694645
yeah that one is a classic
>>17684876
Dam son, since I live in Czech Republic, this fucking creeped me out, although it is just an average pasta. Thank God I don't live anywhere near that area.
>>17694770
>>17694822
>go camping
>suddenly no sound
>copper smell
>oh look it's a person
>but wait, it isn't
There you go. You never have to read another one of these again.
>>17694868
Kek
>>17694868
pretty much
every
single
skinwalker
story
here' s parody
>be hanging out with my mate jim and elly and shit
>decide to go camping down in (insert some dense forest American state)
>some filler, say how we always go on our "annual camping trip" or my mates just back from somewhere or we just finished uni and are having a final get=together
>we all head to the dense as fuck forest
>first night we spend drinking and talking shit, oh, did I forget? we also brought along this creepy friend of a friend because lol need more filler and another plot twist
>go to be
>wake up
>OH NO, OUR SHITS MESSED UP
>WHO MUSTADONE IT?
>find some shit near our camp, organised in a special snowflake way to indicate intelligent though
>fastfoward more filler
>NIGHT 2: GOATMAN BOOGALOO
>suddenly it's cold and shit
>suddenly I hear noises and get one of my buds to go out with me
>say some shit like "hello famalams anyone there, friend says shit to"
>filler filler filler
>FRIEND AND I HAVE SOMEHOW SPLIT UP
>see what I think is my friend
>friend starts talking and shit
>BUT HE DOESNT TALK NORMALLY, HE WALKS WEIRD AS WELL AND SMILES A BIT WEIRDLY
>fortunately I brought with me my /k/k approved triple sighted mosin nagant with explosive rounds and underslung grenade launcher
>fire off a shot but oh noes he's ran off!
>frun back to camp and everyones worried =(
>see the friend I lost in the forrest come back and we have a stand off befor ehe says some shit that makes him my friend
>suddenly, MY FRIEND APPEARS A SECOND TIME FROM THE WOODS =)))(((((
>he makes noises and shit
>everyone scared and shit
>fire some rounds and shit
>book it
>luckily, the creepy guy has some abstract hobby like infrared camera pics
>we look at da SPOOKY SCARY PICS
>OH BOY THERE WAS MORE THEN ONE OF EM IN THE FOREST AND SHIT!!!! AND THE MAIN ONE DRESSED AS MY FRIEND LOOKS LIKE A GGOOOOAAAAATTTT
>never go there again but I swear on my mum they were real and shit
done
>>17694899
You forgot
>Legs on backwards FFS
>>17694929
>legs on backwards
>triangle head
>muh yelps and screams and shit
>fur and shit
if jeff the killer is the cancer of creepy pastas, goatmen and the cancers of greentexts
>>17684862
I see someone had just played Saya no Uta
>>17694899
You forgot weird rotten meat/copper smells and jittery head movements.
>>17695057
shit
that will go into my second goatman story, because everyone loves a sequel!
>>17695067
And prequels, don't forget prequels.
>>17695067
>>17695082
>my story is so interesting that I will write a second one!
>So many people care, I swear!
>>17695067
>be me an shit
>going to a party with my grandpa in some shithole southern state, or just a general get together with some estranged family member I don't give a fuck
>chill and shit with cousins/ brothers/ friends and shit before deciding we should all head out into the forest for a gangbang/ smoke/ drink because granpa won't let us drink/ smoke/ fuck at the party! =(
>luckily he WILL let us bring our pattoned Sherman tanks, complete with .45ACP laser sight pistols and a complements of mp5k silencers!
>head out over some fence/ into the forest
>get deeper
>SUDDENLY GET DA SPOOKS
>"MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BEK GUISE"
>lolnope keep[ going in deeper becase cool guy friend and shit
>insert scared friend for even greater spooks
>copper smell and shit, gets darker all of a sudden to really crack out that ambiance
>MY MATES FROZEN AND TELLS ME NOT TO LOOK BEHIND ME OH FUG
>figdeting in a bush and shit
>MY FRIENDS VOICE ALSO COME FROM BEHIND ME, BUT IT'S NOT MUH FRIENDS VOICE BECAUS EIT SOUNDS JILTED AND SHIT
>my mate scream run and throws his incendiary grenade flashbang before firing his extended magazine mp5k into the bush behind me
>i call in a tactical JDAM and book it
>we all run to the outskirts of the wood and into the field and turn around
>BEHIND US IS A JITTERY, TRIANGLES HEADED FURRY 7 FOOT FIGURE WITH BACKWARDS LEGGS AND BOX FULL OF COPPER
>IT STARTS MAKING NOISES LIKE MY FRIEND AND SHIT
>he disappeared =DDDDD
>oh look, while i was calling in my tactical JDAM the scared friend disappeared and i see him arrive from da forrest
>just as i run to him because he says he's injured my granpa appears with a posse in Sherman tanks
>"nah nigga don't go to him he dank son"
>filler filler filler
>HE'S ONE OF DEM!!!!!???
>he fucks off
>apparently they then decide to vomit back the real friend without killing him because lol they just rusing me IT'S JUST A GOAT PRANK BRO!
>granpa doesn't talk about it because lolreasons
REAL BRO
>>17695108
>GOATMAN: PREQUEL
>yadda yadda yadda my gramps getting old and on his death bed
>decide again to ask him why he lets his kids play in the woods with supernatural skinwalkers and why he's a bit of a cunt
>WELL SON SETTLE DOWN FOR A FUCKING STORY THAT'S 100% REAL AND ORIGINAL DONUT STEAL
>flashback time
>be gramp as kid
>dad sits down and tells me about the pact the new settlers had with the goatmen to not settle down in their territory and shit and keep party's/ pollution and shit to a minimum
>instead of just killing those niggers off indian style we decide to do a deal with the triangle headed shits because reasons
>think of it like a very shit version of twilight, but instead of a pact between vampires and wolves its a pact with goatmen and humans. That's right, even the lore isn't original
>well my dad hears about some shitter dumping trash and furniture on the goatman's side of the woods so we saddle up our horses and ready our /k/ approved thumper grenade launchers
>filler filler filler forest feels all natural and I'm enjoying the forest with my assault dogs
>get to the polluted area of the woods
>IT'S ALL GUN QUIET NIGGER
>dad and horses freaked out, dogs start barking
>figures in the trees and shit
>MUH COPPER SMELLS
>THEY START BARKING TOO
>dad says sorry out loud and promises to remove the pollution and shit
>figures disappear and everything goes back to normal
>dad picks up the barrels and attaches it to his horse
>he's a big guy
>make our way back home and everything goes back to normal
>NEXT TIME A GROUP OF FAGGOTS ARE OUT IN THE WOODS BURNING SHIT
>my dad tries to save em
>filler filler filler
>insert screaming, gunshots, yelping, copper
>DAD'S NOT MY DAD
>shoot dad
>real dad appears
>we all run to the forrest boundary
>gay arse...onists don't make it
>get dragged into forest by some triangle headed jittery fuckers with backwards legs
>learn that day that this was a really fucking stupid pact to make
cont...
>>17691817
Beluga sturgeon.
>>17695151
>flashback ends
>granpa strumming out a fucking long one before he finally bites the dust
>just as he does I SEE A SPOOPY FACE IN THE WINDOW AND A MASSIVE SMELL OF COPPER
>oh wait that's just my granddads corpse shitting himself
>next day leave for home because fuck this twilight fanfiction
>in my rearview mirror as i drive off i see a figure
>IT'S MY GRANDAD
>AND HE'S FLIPPING ME OFF
thus ends the goatman saga
Anyone have any stories about La Llorna? I think that's what it's called at least. Mexican(?) myth about a crying woman spirit or something. I saw a few good stories about it a few years ago on /x/, but didn't save any, and haven't seen any since
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>>17695151
>>17695159
8/10, thanks for the giggles.
>>17695151
>>17695108
>>17694899
green text parody thread when?
>>17695567
>>17695833
Gross, that's just a spoopwalker story that mentions la llorena
>>17684859
Hey I live right by this place
>>17687708
Don't fucking lie, Theres a jump scare in >>17684870
>>17684876
Anybody have anymore information on this? Because that's weird as fuck.
Ok, not actually spoopy, but it creeped me the fuck out
>Be me, yesterday
>Reading manga online cause I'm a fucking weeb
>Suddenly, have to pee crazy bad
>Get up and walk to the bathroom
>Start peeing, and I begin to think about some random shit, I kept peeing for a while
>Finish my activity, so I zip my pants and
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Have blood on my left hand
>wat
>Watch another drop fall on my hand, with my right hand I touch my nose, to see if I was bleeding
>Nope
>Touch my face, maybe I cut myself shaving and, for some stupid reason, I justs arted bleeding
>Nope
>Grab some toilet paper and wipe the blood off my hand
>Look at ceiling
>Nothing
>Went back to my room and just lay on my bed for a while
I'm 20, living by my own, and I felt like a scared and fucking powerless little kid
(Pic unrelated)
>>17687661
Are we reddit now?
>>17684859
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>17684862
>"I don't think I talked to Katja once more after that"
>"The next night Katja babysat me and we talked"
>>17696521
>"I don't think I talked to Katja once more after that" (that day)
Is it so hard to use your brain?
>>17684887
Fucking glorious.
>>17696616
Well that isn't what was said, you fucking faggot. What was said is that narrator didn't talk to Katja after that.
>>17696171
Can't explain the perfectfags or the other weird happenings, but Nerdfag sounds as if he was attacked by a skinwalker.
>>17696705
I never understood the whole skinwalker thing, when they smile but then again all I've ever dealt with are shadow men and some occult bullshit in my life. Fuck the woods.
>>17696697
The implications are clear, That sentence means the narrator didn't speak to Katja for a while after that, only heard his parents talking about her.
>>17687272
>>17687278
>>17687281
Anymore of these? I fucking loved it.
>>17685346
>>17685389
Jesus Fuck when I first read this it gave me nightmares, anyone have any idea what the bugs he was talking about were? I Googled "Australian Swamp Barnacle" it did not help
>>17696732
Nothing I know of, but he said he will return soon and tell more tales.
>>17696736
The closest I came to finding a similar looking bug was the Balmain Bug, but it's really more of a lobster, and it lives in the ocean not swamps
>>17687296
Fucks the rest of this shit? Don't just cap alittle.
>>17684876
>""""German"""" with a Quran
>German who wishes he was a nigger
Yep, everything checks out here.
>>17690529
seconding this.
>>17696738
I fucking hope so, even if they were pure bullshit I thoroughly enjoyed the damn things.
>>17684870
Fell for it, good show m80.
>>17686830
fuckin Lima co. so much stupid shit goes down there its hillarios
>>17691487
No it sounds like a lame fictitious account of someone trying to play off the skinwalker meme.
Of course it's trying to be about skinwalkers, but it's an incredibly fake story.
>>17694506
As spooky as this is, I cannot reasonably believe that the guy didn't fucking break and quit after night 3
The only fuckers that could with stand that is fucking ghost puncher and Bill Murray
Especially after night 4, ID fucking take the dogs home with me and say fuck that. Youd have to either have a fucking SWAT team in the house ready to ice some punk ass niggas or be paying me fucking millions for that shit
>>17694516
God fucking damn it
>>17696180
Are we Patrick now?
>>17698280
I dunno, I know a couple of people who wouldn't bail, myself included. Some people just have the "If you quit you're a faggot" mentality.
This is some OC that happened to me a few days ago, not really terrifying but still pretty creepy imo
>grandparents getting really old, have to be moved into assisted living
>before lived in one of those condo neighborhoods made for old people
>they were planning on selling the place, so me, my brother, and my dad took turns staying there every so often to make sure nothing gets broken or some shit
>last week was my turn, sitting in bed at about 1 AM reading shit on /k/
>hear knocking on walls in hallway
>I am the only person here
>take phone light and check out hallway
>hear "my name is Charles seed" from the bedroom
>oh_fuck.webm
>spooked, but eventually go to sleep
Is this place haunted? Surely since older people live in the neighborhood someone has died in/around there.
>>17698540
FUCK
GOATMEN
>>17698699
How old is the house/building in question?
>>17698962
Not old at all, maybe 5-10 years at most, but still a lot of old folks have lived in it.
