What if, on that fateful day in the last years of the nineteenth century, we really did encounter martians in London?
It was based on an actual event that happened in 1487, in a town called Yefaggot, England.
Apparently, I totally just made that shit up.
Bump
>>17657672
They would help us improve out technology and improve our knowledge of the universe considerable, Martians are a peaceful race that would never harm anyone ulla- I mean senpai.
We would die. Our Earth materials are too valuable for them to spare us
>>17657701
You're fucking retarded. Earth is barren compared to what could be mined from asteroids.. everywhere.
>>17657710
Depends on what materials he's talking about. He said nothing about mining.
If any Aliens came here it would be either to a) say hello, or, b) to rule us/kill us/fuck us.
They haven't said hello...
>>17657717
I hope it's b3
>>17657724
I hope they fuck you first and find it so disgusting that they leave humans in peace.
You can be king though.
>>17657724
You can be the only guy to get nutted off an ayylmao.
>yfw it has a barbed dick
>>17657732
Imagine the books, movies, and games that could come out of it.
>>17657736
I'd go for a vagina dentata. Much worse.
>>17657693
The Yefaggot Incident was in 1488, dummy.
It involved a time travelling Hitler
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>>17657816
Why are you cross thread posting this shit, RP faggot?
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>>17657881
Those are Mor-Taxans, get your facts straight.
>>17657824
I don't know why he does it, but I know that it may work.
Not sure if it's the thing he wants to do.
Bumpity bump bump.
>>17657882
>Watching the WOTW TV series
Why the fuck would you do this to yourself
>>17658869
Ask my subconscious, it might know.
What if they invaded America?