itt: worst creepypastas you've read
boo
I've been trying to find it again for years. It was about a guy that bought a disk at a flea market that was supposed to give his computer the "speed of hell"
the abandoned mcdonalds is one of them
>happy appy
sometime around december 2012 someone on here posted an address on the deep web claimed he had an episode of happy appy for sale
it was up for a few weeks but no one bought it, so he said that he'd give it away for free for anyone who showed any interest, a few days later the link froze
I'm 100% sure it was a scam, still wonder what would happen if anyone fell for it
>>17648706
have you checked the trollpasta wiki? they've got around 1.5k shitty creepypastas stored http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Pasta_Trying_To_Be_Good_When_It_Sucks_Enough_To_Be_A_Troll
>>17648548
>Mister Johnson, your escort is here
To be cool you can't be criticized by your peers, so you can't LIKE something that gets laughed at. So NEVER post something and say you like it, then it -will- be criticized, this is 4chan. Only post stuff and say you do NOT like it. Then you're safe, laughing at others so others don't laugh at you.
jeff the killer. they turned what used to be a pretty unsettling image that floated around from thread to thread to a bad micheal meyers knock off.
any character driven creepypasta (besides skinwalkers, those are pretty tight) like the rake tends to follow the same formula. slenderman went down that path once the video game came out and everyone wanted a piece of that lets play action. early era marble hornets is still great, though.
>remember, kids: if you want something to be scary don't turn it in to a silly e-celebrity
>>17648548
it was a woman, what a leap of logic
>>17649262
you act like the opinion of a nameless random is scary. even in large numbers its meaningless unless your one of those people that tries to fit in
in which case you wouldnt be here
>>17649263
>instead of just creating creepy stories everyone is trying to make their OC the new Jeff the Killer
I blame DeviantArt
>you are exploring an abandoned insane asylum
>find an old cell
>wind shuts door behind you
>click
>spend the next hour screaming for help, trying to break out
>hear footsteps coming
>the little window on the door opens
>[spoiler]"time for your treatment mr willis"[/spoiler]
>>17649263
Really? Because I always thought the image looked like a bad photoshoop and not scary at all
>>17648540
Fucking this.
Not only is it absolute trash, but it just keeps going and going.
>>17648555
aahh
>>17648540
It's so unnecessarily looong.
>>17648540
shit pasta agreed
unrelated, but does anyone remember that one pasta about the /x/ thread that included a DL of the supposed Japanese surveillance footage that captured live footage of aliens? I remember reading it a really long time ago on the creepypasta wiki or some shit like that and what always stuck out with me is that it had a "screenshot" that was I recognized from the Happy Appy creepypasta wiki page (this pic I posted being it, btw) and to this day I wondered which shitty pasta took it first
>>17648540
You mean like 95% of creepypastas
>>17649404
it's the eyes man
Way too many to name. The garbage has overwhelmed anything worth reading 50 times over.
Sonic.exe
Happy Appy
Jeff the Killer
are probably some of the worst.
There was some pasta on the creepypasta wiki that I think got featured because cleric of madness wanted to show off how bad it sucked, it was about a sniper in Russia during WWII that was essentially an early 2000s scene kid.
I also thought that the abandoned McDonalds was laughably bad, there's no way it was legit.
I was actually scared by happy appy, because I was younger when I read it. I read the first half in the dark, so that helped.
>>17650912
it's from a mexican mockumentary
I forgot the title though
>>17651345
>I also thought that the abandoned McDonalds was laughably bad, there's no way it was legit.
it was
SlenderMario was 12 when he wrote it back in 2012
>>17649263
>remember, kids: if you want something to be scary don't turn it in to a silly e-celebrity
The moment anything starts to get noticed by normalfags it becomes a silly e-celebrity, it's nearly impossible to avoid it.
>>17649329
that's spooky
>>17648717
yeah, and who was phone was also one of them
I forget the name, there was this one creepypasta about a guy who was going through several hotel hallways and each was slightly more off than the last, until eventually they became completely hellish.
It might have been good, if it wasn't like two fucking hours long.
>>17651425
I would like to read this. Anyone know the name of it?
>>17651441
Shit man, it's been a few years since I read it, I'll dig around and see if I can find it.
r/nosleep
>>17651441
Found it, it's called "No End House"
>>17651425
>>17651441
>>17651467
are you talking about noendhouse?
iirc it ended with him finding out that the last door was his house's door
>>17651471
I liked the Penpal series from that though.
The first few stories were awesome.
Actually, did Penpal start off from nosleep? Can't remember atm.
Jane & Jeff The Killers
i seen him with my own eyes.
>>17648548
Stupid story
How did he know he was the last man on other?
Is he just the last man or the last human?
>>17652958
Yes it did. All parts were posted there first. Nosleep was better a long while ago, still shit but better. Now its major league shit, multiple parts, over bearing monsters, too cliched, too much dialouge, etc.
>>17651482
Ohh I read that one. Actually one of my favorites. It wasn't a hotel though from what I remember. The sequels kinda ruined it for me
>>17648717
That one was satire
>>17649329
I like it, can see it being adapted into a real Spoopy short film
>>17651425
>>17651441
>>17651467
No End House was pretty Spoopy man, I loved it.
>>17651345
>>17653121
It wasn't satire
Can't you guys comprehend that retards who are shit at writing exist in this world?
>worst creepypastas
And you thought this would make a GOOD thread?
>A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a man named James. James loved finding creepy .exe and .avi stuff on the computer. One day, James came across something called “James.exe,” and decided to open the file. It opened and showed him, mirroring his every movement. Things got weirder. On the .exe file, James face began to melt. It soon just became his skull. This freaked out James, remembering that it mirrored his every move. He felt his face and felt skin, so he closed the .exe file and went to bed. The next day, James woke up in a puddle of his own melted skin and had no face. James soon died.
>>17653006
>How did he know he was the last man
Have you never heard of an omniscient narrator?
>>17648540
Shit nigga you already posted it. I don't even know whether to give second place to Jefe the Murderer for starting the trend of title character driven slasher fanfiction pastas, Squidward's Suicide and Suicide Mouse for starting the edgy lost episode trend, or Sonic.exe for starting the MY VIDEO GAME IS HAUNTED trend. They're all so fucking awful.
>>17649329
lol my last name is Willis
>>17651740
The original pic was made by this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ZL-57j7fo
called Sesseur, who claims it's a shopped picture of himself in a mask. This video predates the "original" 2011 Jeff the Killer pasta, but it's not very good either. At least in this video he was burned by acid and not fucking bleach.
Just about any video game/cartoon pasta (Pale Luna was one of the few good ones in my opinion)
>Muh hyper realistic blood
>Muh flashing images of gore
>Muh sick staff members
That or just say the main character is actually in a coma/hell
>>17651740
>>17654212
oh man this brought back a few memories
that vid reminded me that I saw the Acid Face Jeff story posted on here a couple of times back in late '08 and mid '09
I remember it slightly
>the guy in the pic's name is jeff
>wanna know how he got like this?
if someone replied the author would post 4-5 paragraphs explaining that he fell into the bathtub and acid splashed into his face and fell unconscious, he was home alone at the moment and his body wasnt found until 10-11 (idr) AM, he then was rushed into the hospital. there he lost his sanity for whatever reason and that night killed his entire family (something which happens in the 2011 JtK story)
hopefully this will trigger a few peoples memories
>>17648548
I have tried to tell that to a bunch of people, and each time without fail they all say "it was the last woman."
Shit story.
>>17651425
Man no end house is some tight shit.
>>17654193
Ahh Squidwards Suicide.
I thought that was great when I first read it.
Now I realise it is literally everything wrong with bad creepypastas, from the hyper realism to the random gore and the beloved character killing himself at the end.
>>17656259
>I thought that was great when I first read it.
can't blame you honestly
I did too
in 2010 these lost episode pastas were being posted all over /x/ as "a new genre of horror"
now we realise how laughably bad they were
>>17648555
>>17656284
I still like the Fallout 3 Numbers Station if that counts, I also like the Lone Wolf Radio one for New Vegas
>>17648540
Man hand hook door
More seriously, Jeff the Killer. The satire pastas are at least entertaining.
>>17651407
It was pretty boring but it does make humans sound like destructive, kickass, bad mother fuckers.
>>17651740
Lately I was wondering why the pic doesn't spoop me anymore, turns out I was spooped by the one on the right instead. Am I the only one that thinks it's creepier?
Paranoia
>>17651425
Oh shit I had a dream like this the other day, it was horrible.
>>17648717
jepp.. it is one of the worst
>>17656259
>Just about any video game/cartoon pasta (Pale Luna was one of the few good ones in my opinion)
first time i read it i was scared... and i thought it was real
Ok I have only seen this creepy pasta on one site and probably never posted here but maybe one of you have heard of it..
Its about a guy that has these dead bodies in his apartment that he thinks are actually alive and documents his day to day interactions with them in the forms of seperate dates like journal entries. There is also a character named "wet hands man" who leaves handprints on his bathroom mirror.
I believe that it was on some sort of blog with a really long name that made no sense.
>>17656599
sounds interesting
anyone knows what it was called
>>17656539
>first time i read it i was scared... and i thought it was real
me too lol
Anything involving vidya or cartoons is cringy as fuck
I remember years ago, i read one about some guy that could point his finger and say bang. And when he did, it would be as if a bullet shot out of his finger, even though it didn't
It was so terrible
>>17648548
>>17656328
Yeah I agree, left is more jumpscare type image while the right is more uncanney valley creepy
>>17648548
>>17649268
>>17653006
>>17656250
You have to take into account this was written at a time when women weren't considered human.
>>17648540
You know Happy Appy got a sequel that was even longer than the first one and like 2 spin-offs? I haven't read any of them yet because Happy Appy was so fucking awful, but I can assume they're just as bad, if not worse.
>>17648717
>>17651345
Links? My Google-Fu is weak, Sensei.
>>17658838
Obvious b8, but women were considered human way before 1906 you dumb shit
>>17658838
>>17658838
women are humans? since when
>>17656328
I agree. What freaks me out are its weird sad-looking eyes.
Pretty much any haunted games, or lost episodes pastas. I can't understand why it's scary and usually they really try too hard.
Other than those, the worst pasta I remember reading is Jeff the Killer. It was just so poorly written.
I thought 1999 was fucking lame
>>17659049
I'm sorry anon. At least you only had to wait one more year for 2000.
>>17657098
I remember that one! And then at the end the guy killed himself by pointing his finger at his head and saying "bang". LOL
I'm tired of deep web stories. The first one or two I read where interesting but they are all the same.
>Mess around on the deep web
>See some shit
>my computer won't respond to my input
>they know where I live
>>17659054
Lel, I meant the creepypasta
Since Jeff the Killer is being brought up a lot in this thread, can we talk about the new rewritten version up on the creepypasta wiki right now? Because it's really not much better. Not only is it pretty much the exact same story with a fresh coat of paint, it's also unnecessarily long and dreadfully boring, while at the same time being much too tryhard and edgy. And what the fuck is with trying to make Jeff an empathetic character when he's a fucking serial killer? They are trying way too hard to make Jeff justified in what he's doing and that, along with how much we know about him, makes him not scary. I don't understand why they would accept this as the best Jeff the Killer rewrite when it stumbles into the exact same fundamental pitfalls the original falls into, the most glaring of which is letting the audience inside the mind of a serial killer. That is not what makes serial killers scary or, just as importantly, interesting. What makes Jeff the Killer interesting in the vast history of serial killers? His fucked up face? His age? Jeffery Dahmer poured acid into the frontal lobe of one of his victims to try and make him into zombie slave, then killed him and added him to his skeleton shrine. That's scary and bizarre and so interesting, but if I wrote something like that in a world where Jeffery Dahmer didn't exist, it would be written off as too tryhard and edgy, it only holds weight because it's real. Most serial killer pastas have no place on the wiki because if you decide to flesh out their character and not keep them mysterious, it is impossible to make them scary. I've seen a handful of pastas where the killer is a nameless, faceless force of nature for our main character and the pasta is infinitely better for it. But because the story is called Jeff the Killer, we just have to know everything about the guy, and no fresh coat of paint is going to make that not sound fucking stupid. Fuck Jeff the Killer, fuck every incarnation of it.
>>17659087
Little preteens are too blame for this. (Or worst, grown-ass adults who don't know shit.) There are groups of readers/writers who thing gore=horror, when that isn't exactly true. Gore is gross and can make something pretty freaky, but it's not interesting story telling in the least. These readers/writers assume if they can add in as many gross things as possible it will make it so scary.
Then there are the people who get a crush on the character. This is a whole mess. They want someone edgy and dangerous, but they are children (or, again, adults with problems). They don't know what makes a good character. They don't know good story telling. and there are people out there who can't just like a thing, they have to make it a love or sexual interest. and it's just like, why? Why man? C'mon.
When humans moved to digital what they didn't realise, is how easy it becomes to fool them, its all in the math of thee image.
>cunts~ you still haven't proven ones fkin stupidity, but one has yours...
>meltdown mode
>>17659103
That's even fucking worse because Jeff the Killer isn't even gore porn. He just fucking stabs people, not even like a lot of people, just his family. And, man, don't even get me started on the people who have a thing for Jeff, that could occupy another 500 character post. The absolute worst part of the new story is the fact that it is enabling those kinds of people to keep up that behavior by making Jeff entirely sympathetic. "Oh, my serial killer husbando isn't evil, he's just misunderstood" Fuck you.
>>17649263
Neither the image or the story were ever remotely scary or good quality
>>17659115
JEFF sounds like a right cunt, quite literally that is.
>>17656599
Sounds like salad fingers
>>17650912
hahahahahah i thought the file name was foreskin
>>17659070
>Deep web story always has the guy telling who he knows beyond a doubt are murderers that they're sick and he's going to tell the police
Like why the fuck would any rational human being ever fucking do this? Just bring the fucking information to the police without exposing yourself to the dude who just posted the video of how he skinned a man alive.
>>17659065
Yeah, and somehow, it started with him accidentally killing someone, and years later having forgot about that, until he accidentally shoots a kid in the face
It was even posted in every creepypasta thread back then
I mean, who the fuck actually posts those? Who would think that spooky, clever, or anything at all?
>>17659103
They were horrified the nucs went *b00m* >people were then in fear.
Horror is shock and unadulterated fear..
The pasta series I though was actually pretty good was The Puppet Master series. It was never scary, just unsettling and creepy. It told a good story, but didn't try to spoop.
>>17648548
"Hey, it's your uber driver here... Am outside"
>>17659671
I read that as "The Pupper Master" the first time around.
Stay spoopy pupper
Any creepypasta that isn't anonymous is shit. The entire point is having some degree of credibility, preferably first person, telling a story that no one but like-minded channers would believe.
It's why /r/nosleep and shit is so bad. It's people posting flowery stories while they use the same account to post about League of Legends and shit
I don't know why Abandoned By Disney pasta got popular. It's badly written and stereotypical, and ends in that same fucking cop-out of mentioning God abandoning us like it's supposed to be some shocking shit every time.
BOB.
I just don't get it. I know there's probably something I'm missing, but how are there people unironically liking this?
>>17658860
vidga gayme pastas
also the "how to" pastas i find are pretty dumb, especially when preceeded by "dont do this!....okay so to do this you gotta..."
>>17660411
r/nosleep can be scary as shit sometimes, like that thread where there was actually someone in the dude's house on video. I freaked the fuck out when I first watched that.
>>17660540
Yeah there was one really simple, really short story that kinda gave me chills.
It's like a guy is at home alone in his house that's out in the middle of the country, he's washing dishes in the kitchen sink late in the evening when's it's really dark during the winter, when he looks up from the dishes through the large window above his sink he sees a large hairless unnatural looking dog creature with big eyes, luminous in the night. He can just barely make out its emaciateddog body in the dark country field outside the house, he's scared motionless at the sight and he's trying not to breathe. The creature cranes it's neck to look at him through the window into his well lit kitchen, it turn its neck in a twitchy pained manner. They lock eyes for what feels like forever, it bares it's large teeth at him. It snaps onto its hind legs and runs out of view.
Then there's the obligatory, I LOCKED ALL THE DOORS AND RAN UPSTAIRS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO COME HOME moment which kills the simplicity, but it was spooky enough for a reddit story.
>>17660593
Eh, sounds like a typical "I saw a spoopy monster and got spooped"
>>17648548
The IRS obviously.
>>17660599
The way it was written made the snapped on hind legs and ran away part really unsettling, I'll see if I can find it and copy paste it.
>>17660604
Could you please post some good nosleep episodes, i find them relaxin to listen before going to sleep. yeah ironic....
>>17660599
>>17660604
Ok so as it turns out, plot twist, the OC story is really shit and nothing like I remember it being, my version is better. Weird how we remember things wrong?
One evening I was at my house alone. I was hungry so I got up and went to the kitchen to make something to eat. I didn't have any clean bowl so I decided to just clean all the dishes. There is a large window above my sink that looks out to my car and behind it the forest. As I was washing the dishes I looked up and saw a coyote beside my car. It locked eyes with it and stood there staring at if for what seemed like eternity. Then it stood up and walked away on two legs exactly like a human would walk. My friends say it was probably a small bear but it looked exactly like a coyote. I spent the rest of that night away from windows.
Objectively the worst: Jeff the Killer.
Because it doesn't try to follow the traditional creepypasta formula, it doesn't even pretend to try to be scary, hell, it doesn't even try to redeem itself with gore for cheap shock value. It's a textbook example for what is not a creepypasta.
Criminally Underhated: Laughing Jack (and the shitty prequel).
Over the top gore story with a yaoi monster character written by a twenty-something trying his hardest to establish himself as a meme. I can't really blame him for exploiting the teenage edgy girl crowd on dA for free tits, he should still be ashamed for being such an edgelord.
>>17660622
>trying to establish himself as a meme,
That made me laugh way to hard, you're funny anon.
come on someone post some decent long creepypasta
I actually do like /r/nosleep for a daily bedtime story, many stories are poorly written and uninspired but the higher rated ones are usually better that the shit you'll find in "creepypasta" communities.
>>17648548
Such agony. The person knocking is Jesus. Could be anyone, really. Knock Knock anon, it's time to face judgement.
>>17650912
That looks like a PSX character model for a background character. Anywho, is that supposed to be an alien? Looks weak, I always liked how aliens are portrayed as extremely skinny/frail, and sometimes short beings who would die if I breathed oxygen onto them. I know my god complex it showing, but I really want to kill an advanced being to show off my huge cock
>>17655078
You forgot
>muh monster/character coming through the screen into real life
>>17660465
Anyone who doesn't realize that this is satire is a moron.
>>17649262
Let's play spot the newfag
>>17648540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7BkMaCNodA
This makes me want to guzzle a nice shot of pine sol
http://crst.wikia.com/wiki/Pawn_Stars_Lost_Episode
A classic.
I just wrote a spoopy story, that came to me early today in the bus, sadly it's written in spanish, I don't know if somebody want to read it?
and maybe help me traslate it
>>17660465
Arigato, Sensei.
>>17651425
They made a unity game out of it too lmao
>>17648540
There was a really long one about a guy staying on the subway too long and he got off at the last stop only to be in a whole other world occupied by monsters. I got pretty far into it, but it was stupid. Where I left off was he crawled into a sewer and ate a centipede or something idk. This was like 2010 and I haven't seen it since.
>>17648548
It was me, Dio!
>>17662295
I liked that one ;_;
>>17660411
Nosleep is mostly utter shit, I agree. Penpal got really fucking bad towards the end and those stories about the bitch holding an orange were ennui incarnate.
The recent series about the forest ranger and the crazy shit he sees on the job are fucking fantastic, though. Gems like that are worth digging through shit for.
>>17662295
I know the one you're talking about, it doesn't go much further than that. It's pretty much a glorified ritual pasta, "Don't ride the train all the way to the end of the line or else you'll wind up in the multiverse." There also wasn't really any payoff, just the standard "If you ever see what I saw, don't do what I did because life is eternal suffering for me now"
>>17659103
I'd fuck jeff the killer
>>17662295
read that one. as something scary was shit, but was a cool story
>>17653121
>>17660793
>>17653488
jesus christ you idiots are starting to piss me off
it isn't satire
the author (SlenderMario) said he was 12 when he wrote the mcdonald's building and regrets writing it now
he was the same guy who wrote http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/1_Guy_2_Spoons
>>17648540
>that ending
>mfw wondering how a cgi animation could attack a kid
>>17648548
If I remember right this is just a small portion of a larger story
>>17662538
wasn't it like a clay apple on a stick? it was impossible to picture it actually attacking or hurting people in any case.
>>17648540
What do you guys think of Dogscape?
>>17662686
pretty good body horror, but there's not much else to it.
>>17660465
The Ronald McDonald House one is worse. It just goes from like "inner city punk kid goes to home for troubled teens" to "HOLY SHIT FUCKING CLOWN NURSES WITH NEEDLES ROOM FULL OF CRUCIFIED KIDS BLEEDING INTO BUCKETS" in like one paragraph, then I'm pretty sure involves time travel at the end.
>>17649329
desu you should just end it at "spend the next hour screaming for help" idk if it would make it any better but still knowing that no one is around to help is scarier
>>17651471
There were actually a few great stories that came from r/nosleep. But now they're just laughably shitty.
To make things even worse the subreddit has this rule where you have to pretend the story is real in the comments, no matter how fake and stupid the story is. You're basically forced to roleplay. It's cringey as fuck.
>>17662750
>think it can't possibly be that bad
>the highest rated story of the day is some rich guy who sucks on severed thumbs
oh jeez
>>17655078
The one about that game called killswitch was also good. Because they were subtle in their creepiness. No over the top gore imagery or the game taking on some sort of stupid sentience where its 'alive' or possessed or some shit.
>>17662295
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Strangers
The concept itself was nice, but the attempt at throwing a spooky punchline at the end was silly.
It's an easy answer, but Clockwork: Your Time Is Up is probably the worst creepypasta ever written. It isn't even like so bad that it's funny. It's just this mary sue self insert fantasy bullshit with every fucking bullying and abusive family revenge killing cliche thrown in.
If I'm going for a less obvious answer, I'd probably say that Arizona one. It reads like the writer was shitfaced drunk when they wrote it because it just kind of skips from topic to topic without dwelling on anything long enough for it to mean anything and the whole thing just kind of blends together into nonsense.
>>17662771
I thought that one was so stupid it was funny.
>>17659070
I fucking hate deep web stories, the only good one was the original "Normal Porn For Normal People" creepypasta. I dont even think the website in the story was on the deep web. Because the deep web wasn't a big fucking meme back then.
The reason it worked was because it was somewhat subtle in its approach, no stupid redroom shit, no spoopy elite hackers, no having the main characters address/ip being tracked or losing control of the cumputer.
You can tell the people who write most of these stories have never been to the deepweb, and I always see faggots basing their knowledge of the deep web off these shitty pastas.They think the deep web is actually some horrifying CP/snuff/hitman littered fun house. When in reality you REALLY have to look if you want to find that stuff, its just not lying out there in the open. Most people just use it to buy drugs.
Source: Used to use it to buy drugs.
>>17662771
upon looking at the comments (note: never a good idea) apparently this dude has written a lot of stories on nosleep and is actually pretty popular, so i'm going to read every single one of them and see what the big deal is.
>>17662879
upon looking through this guy's post history, he's made a lot of fucking stories and there's no way i'm making it through them all in one night, so i'll just go through the most popular ones. also this motherfucker has his own subreddit named after him.
>>17655078
>Pale Luna
One of the first pastas I read. Simple stories like these are my favourite.
>>17662327
I don't use Reddit very often, but one of the few times I went there was when a friend of mine linked me the orange lady story, parading it as "really fucking creepy". Honestly, it was one of most boring online stories I've ever read.
I liked the forest ranger series when it wasn't going on about the staircases. I like how it actually felt like real people were giving actual accounts of weird shit happening. My favourite part was with the firefighter and that kid up in that super tall tree.
>>17659070
What's annoying is that most of the people who are really into deep web tales don't really have a firm grasp on what it is, writers can use this to their advantage and write some really strange, creative stuff. Instead we get the same gory/CP nonsense over and over again.
>>17648548
it's me goku
>>17649268
>>17653006
>>17656250
fucking idiots
>>17662474
>it's not satire!
>here's another satirical story he wrote to prove my point
ok?
>>17663210
No, the story is overrated dumbass.
If it said the last human or person it would work. But by saying man it just prompts everyone to say "lol woman XD."
>>17663238
>it's an overrated story
THAT'S NOT THE STORY YOU FUCKING MONG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_%28short_story%29
>>17662295
wasn't that story very similar in concept to lovecraft short story/dream?
>>17663255
Still shit
>>17663255
Hmm ok that's better. Probably creepy for the time.
>>17663259
Im pretty sure there was a Clive Barker story that had something to do with a horrific truth behind the subway, but I don't know if it's related.
>>17663221
SlenderMario himself said he regretted writing it on the creepypasta wiki sometime around august of last year retard
thread's deleted so i can't show you
>hyper realistic eyes
>blood
>SpongeBob
Why do people do this?
>>17648540
"The Pocket". Worst and most cliched pasta of all time. It was removed from the wiki some time ago, but it's still on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8f_xHgDEqc
>>17662474
>They run out of gas.
>After escaping the building, he fills up his tank from the emergency gas supply in his trunk.
You're an idiot.
>>17648540
All of them.
Oh fuck i remember reading that shitty happy appy story, didn't the apple do 9/11 or something and the narrator became super cool and fought some cultists? I can't remember shit.
>>17651422
>who was phone is bad
>b8ing this much
Replied/10
>>17661841
id like to anon
>>17663616
I just pass it through google translate and edit it a little for coherence.
The D57 Package
The contents of the following letter has been sent to both the local police department and the newspaper of the locality.
You cannot describe my actions as appropriate, but I can only blame my own curiosity and cowardice for that, for this reason understand the words in this letter as a testimony at the same time as a confession.
It all started last week, one morning of Wednesday, when I found what I could describe to the naked eye as a small package, completely wrapped in gray paper, at first I thought the package of no more than 10 centimeters was a parcel sent by my distant family, but it was not sent to anyone in particular, on the contrary only had written a mailing address on a small label, the address was identical to mine, except for the department number, which belonged to my neighbor, despite the strangeness of the situation, did not think much about it and just put the package in front of my neighbor’s door, hoping that he could possibly find it later.
The next day I met up again with a new package in front of my door, I told myself about the ineptitude of the mail system to be wrong a second time, this time, the package was larger, about 30 centimeters, with the same direction and nameless receiver, a detail that caught my attention was that it had been marked on an edge with the code "T68", as with the previous package, I decided to leave it on the front door of my neighbor, this time I try to inform him of the situation and avoid this happening again, unfortunately my knocks at his door received no response.
1/?
>>17663621
2/?
The third day to find a package in front of my door, I decided to take it with me and give it to the janitor at the entrance of the departments, for him to do the delivery and talk to the postman to avoid this morning nuisance, this package was much smaller, could ensure that was no bigger than a mason jar, perhaps even it was, was marked with the code "X92" and unlike other packages, this generated a strange feeling of disgust, when take it closer to the face could feel an unpleasant scent of what I can only describe as lavender and copper, which stuck in my hands and I could not take off until later that day; When talking to the janitor about this annoying situation, he only could assure me that my neighbor could not answer during the day, since he worked night shifts and yesterday I found him sleeping soundly. He assure me that if he found the messenger of these packages, he would be informed of his mistake.
The fourth day I found no package on my front door, at first I thought it was all over, if not because that night a horrible insomnia attacked me, this was caused by the unpleasant smell that I described earlier, at first I thought were the residual scent that were impregnated in my hands, to the point of bathing repeatedly that night to remove the smell, but it was very persistent and intense, did not take long to realize that the smell did not come from my department, this actually came from one of my walls, especially the one I shared with the neighbor who received these packages, my only theory was that he had obviously received the one from yesterday and now it is reviewed meticulously, I was able to go back to sleep thanks to light a incense in the room far away from the department of my neighbor, maybe it was in dreams or semi-conscious thoughts that I noticed a small detail, how it was possible that my neighbor could review the contents of that package at night if he worked only on night shifts.
>>17663210
i figured they were joking
its common to know that back in the day mankind was refered to as just "man" right?
>>17663624
3/
The fifth day I found two packages, one medium sized and another very small, this time curiosity got the best of me, introduced both packages to my home and check them carefully, the largest one had the code "A56", when open I only found a series of medical devices, from gloves to a series of scalpels, the smallest one was labeled "D57", it only brought a small syringe and a vial of liquid unlabeled also the syringe came wrapped in a small message that did not understand at the time "for those who receive it, use it properly", when finished reviewing these tools, a feeling of regret came over me, I decided that this time they would be delivered to the addressee directly, I when to the door of his apartment and knock gently, to my surprise the door was open, actually his plate had been forced and now it cannot be closed.
Upon entering I could feel the unpleasant scent of lavender, this time felt almost diluted, entering the living room, I felt an abandoned room, much of the furniture seemed untouched for many months, unlike the carpet which appeared to have been constantly moved in recent days possibly something common in a person who works at night and only sleep during the day, the door to his room was locked from the inside, as if the person who lived there wanted to hide or be left alone, something very strange for somebody who was known to live alone, called his name through the door, but no one answered, all I heard was the sound of water, a sound like overflow by leaving open a faucet for a long time, I went to the bathroom where the sound came, I could feel the putrid smell of lavender intensified, opening the door I found no open faucet, but rather the source of the unpleasant odor,
>>17663630
4/4
, I cannot describe in words how I felt or what I saw, but I can only assume that before me was a man of indeterminable age, naked barely protruding from a tub filled with a repellent compound of orange color with reddish spots, with dead eyes staring at the ceiling, his mouth open on a face in the process degradation, the horrible smell forced me to throw up in the sink, could not believe the horrible scene I was seeing.
I cannot explain my actions, I can only ensure that the shock of the situation clouded my reasoning, I draw the small syringe from my pocket, broke the vial and prepare the injection, with my trembling hand I injected the compound in what was once his chest and was now only a clumped mass decomposing, to take effect the injection what remained of the body began to shake gelatinously before being diluted in the contents of the tub, without thinking twice I escape, cursing my curiosity and thanking my cowardice.
At the time this letter is being read, I already found myself leaving the city, I don’t do it for my physical safety, but rather for my own mental health, since there was a detail that will torment me for the rest of my days, at the time of injection, those revolting dead eyes looked directly at me and even if his jaw was fused to his torso I could see in his eyes a cry, a cry of pain and agony that I can only translate as
"Help me...
... I'm still alive. "
End.
Not really creepypasta but whatever that no john, you are the demons story
>read happy appy
>lame cultist totheark ripoff character
>narrator names him "forensik" for no fucking reason
Good shit.
>>17663270
Midnight Meat Train?
>>17660420
Does /x/ have a general opinion when it comes to Slimebeast? The Disney series is pretty bad, but I think his general writing style is pretty good.
>>17663946
>narrator is supposedly russian
>not mentioned till the end
>>17648540
In terms of popular ones, that and Jeff, I just found them boring.
>>17663957
I love his sarcastic writing style, it feels like he treats the reader as an adult person and not some hyperactive teen. He also manages to make the most tiredly overused premises seem fresh (like video game pastas), he doesn't give a shit if it's believable or realistic, thats what makes him one of the few mature creepypasta writers.
The first two Disney parts were fresh, it was spooky to see something as strictly-flawless as Disney resorts going downhill and turning into something hellish. The third part was almost as stupid as fanfictions about, I liked it more when it was open to interpretation.
>>17648540
YO THE PHONE RANGIN
NOONE DERE
WHO WAS PHONE
NIGGA IDK
>>17663957
Afterpeople is absolutely godtier.
>>17663946
>he makes the bad guy kill himself after dropping the bomb that murdering children is wrong
>>17663950
Yeah that's the one.
Good shit that.
>>17648540
My life.
any fun crappypasta readers?
rob dyke does some
micaelleroi
There's a fucking Happy Appy Wiki guys.
http://happyappy.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy_Wiki
>>17665453
>Occupation
>Kills people
>>17662743
i think the point of it was that he was a patient all along and he was a having an episode or some shit about exploring an abandoned asylum when it really was an actual asylum. idk im probs wrong desu senpai
>>17655078
The Princess was pretty good but they haven't updated in while, IIRC.
>>17663068
Under appreciated post
>>17663068
>>17662585
i'm pretty sure it started off as an apple on a stick, and then by the end he was fully "hyperrealistic" cgi animated
either way it's ridiculous because the scene where the kid is getting attacked is shot in live action so unless happy appy turned into a real demon apple it makes no sense
>>17660465
this is exactly what would happen if a 5th grader wrote a horror story
>>17666291
Give credit to 5th graders. Even they would know this is utter shite.
>>17651033
I gotta agree. Something about sunken eyes brings about a sort of primal fear (for me at least).
>>17654212
Gotta say the guy is a genius, he really caught on what makes for a scary face.
>>17649263
you know i was laughing at the first few posts but once i saw this i sort of stopped laughing, even though ive seen it heaps of times. Guess thats just an instinct or something
>>17655078
Hype realistic has become the biggest meme word in gaming creepypastas.
Squidwards suicide was a nice unnerving story but everything after? Garbage.
>>17659115
How did Jeff of all things become popular with all dem 'goffik' pre teen girls?
>>17662295
Seemed like a copy of The Midnight Meat Train.
>>17666333
Eh, I don't think age has been kind to it. It was certainly new when it came out, but rereading it now kind of shows how shlocky it is.
Plus, is "hyper realistic" even a term or is it meaningless garbage?
>>17666421
Hyperrealism is actually a real term in art, but it doesn't apply to moving pictures, that would be photorealism. But photorealistic doesn't sound as cool as hyperrealistic. Like can you imagine Hyper Galaxy Gurren Lagann being Photo Galaxy Gurren Lagann? Just sounds silly.
>>17666335
In the story he's a bad boy. He's very edgy, is an outcast, and delinquent. That alone gets their panties wet. But to top it all off, he turns into a serial killer, and you know how some women just can't get enough of serial killers. Some say it's because it appeals to that primal need for a man who dominates and slays others, others say it's a phase, or even a kink. Whatever the case may be, being a serial killer seals the deal for them. And as an added bonus, Jeff's deformity, while disgusting and unsettling in real life, loses all of it's spookyness in fanarts, because it stops being uncanny valley because it's just a drawing. Infact, it looks even """cute""" in a sort of exotic way. Just look at pic related. It doesn't carry the same weight of the original picture.
>>17648540
Every single one with happy endings
>>17663576
It wasn't reeeally 9/11, but I remember it was something fucking stupid and didn't make any sense, and yeah, he fought some cultists who were copycats/disciples of the real killer or some retarded shit like that. What always gets me is how Richard D James makes a cameo in a Happy Appy episode early in the pasta. That just comes out of fucking nowhere and serves no purpose in the story. The guy who wrote it was probably an Aphex Twin fan and shoehorned in Richard and the Donkey Rhubarb bears as a sort of terrible hamfisted homage.
Also, I think there's a part where the main character finds a lost happy appy game(of fucking course he does), and that's where I stopped reading I think, because it's fucking stupid.
>>17666447
I see. Thanks for the info.
>>17658959
>women
>human
L M A O
>>17666533
Careful with that edge.
>>17651407
Serves them well space soviet niggers
>>17648540
Dude are you shitting me, that pasta made me scared of SpookMan Magoo
>>17648555
2spooked
>>17648548
It was a chimpanzee
>>17648540
Jeff the Killer and Clockwork, they're both equally awful. What're some ones you like? I'm a fan of Normal Porn for Normal People.
>>17666630
Ted the Caver.
I know it isn't a pasta, but it scared the shit out of me.
No end house. I liked Soviet sleep experiment... right up until the end when that big dramatic spiel is said by one of the patients. Honestly was edgy and cringey as fuck, ruined the pasta for me.
That one where they cut all the guys senses to see if he could perceive God was good. Can't remember the name.
Psychosis is great. Made me feel paranoid as fuck.
More will come to me in a while but that's off the top of my head.
>>17648555
>>17666563
>using buzzwords you don't understand: the post
>>17651422
>>17648717
Those are some of the best jokepastas around.
>>17666470
Yeah that's my question, how did a shock picture become so popular? Is it the accompanying shittypasta?
>>17666829
Fuck, no. That picture is the legacy. People don't have to have read the story to know that the face is Jefe the Murderer. It may be just a crummy shoop of a guy in a mask, but to the masses of retards on the internet, it's scary and unsettling.
>>17666829
>>17666841
That's not even the picture I remember seeing as a kid it was always pic related,
Pic related is way more unsettling Imo.
>>17660465
>I didn't even have time to eat fries
gets me every time
>>17648540
>listenining to creepy pastas on youtube because fuck reading and also i can listen to wathever youtube picks for me for hours
>there is this creepy pasta about a carnival, the guy reading has a shitty mic and poor narrating skills
>it gets to the part where the kid goes inside the haunted house and i already barely know whats happening
>he says a wierd song starts playing and there is a song in the video
>playing a song over your shitty narration with your shitty mic that i can barely understand is a bad idea
>then the story goes and the music goes 3 times louder and faster
>oh no
>the music in hte video is 3 times louder
>the voice of the narrator is not
>5 minutes of unitelligible mumbles later the kid gets out the hounted house
>he finds hs parents and goes home
creeping pastor.
but that's the point.
also it's hilarious
>>17649263
I still think that picture is horrifying. It's just in the right level of the uncanny valley to spook me out. The earlier version of the picture might be even more scary.
Has the original source of the picture been discovered yet? Heard it was an edit of some fat teenage girl.
>>17649263
Like you said, Marble Hornets Season 1 is great, but don't waste your time watching the next seaso ns, just watch Night Mind's videos on Marble Hornets.
>>17649263
I enjoyed the Rake, mostly because I live around the area part of the story happens in.
>>17649263
12 year olds turned Jeff the Killer into an emo Ledger Joker, something that fangirls can crush on.
>>17650894
The ending makes no fucking sense to me either, so badly written.
>>17649263
Jeff the Killer creepypasta was probably written by a middle schooler trying to be edgy.
>>17650931
Sturgeon's Law
>>17651714
Apperently the author wants to write more and collect them into a full-length book.
>>17655078
this one is so good though
>>17653007
That's what happens when you turn into a default subreddit.
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
>>17654193
Pretty sure BEN Drowned or one of the many Pokemon creeypasta's started the haunted video game trend.
Is there a Vidya Creepypasta worst than Sonic.exe?
>>17659049
Didn't they end up plagarizing Alantutorial?
>>17660622
Pretty sure Laughing Jack is a rip-off of Jeff the Killer.
>>17661438
Holy shit that's bad.
>>17662686
It's satire, right?
>>17662750
I always hated that rule.
>>17662773
That was written by an actual published author.
>>17662830
Fun fact: Normal Porn for Normal People was written by the same guy who made NES Godzilla Creepypasta (Cosbydaf)
>>17662894
Apparently, there's a lot of people on there that have gotten book/movie deals. So now there's a lot of aspiring writers trying to get their big break, same as r/writingprompts.
>>17663057
Wasn't the forest ranger idea mostly taken from that guy who wrote books detailing weird disapperances in national parks?
>>17663662
DOOM: Reprcussions of Evil
>>17663957
Surprised he hasn't tried to get a book collecting all of his stories published.
>>17665551
Nah, the author ended up writing the ending.
this one
>>17666643
Gateway of the Mind
>>17667354
That was written bogleech, the cracked writer who's also written a few other notable creepypastas. Unfortunely a huge SJW. He used to be good friends with Slimebeast before Slimebeast came out as a gamergate supporter.
>>17667456
Catherynne Valente
