Has the humunculus video been proven fake yet? I really wanna know, because its sketching me out. I don't see how they could fake it either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&bpctr=1462145311
i just wanna get laid
Well as soon as the fagtoid spits "acid" at him and he drops it on the table there is absolutely no movement making me think that it is fake i mean come on if it just fell wouldn't you think there would be some kind of movement
>>17646438
I saw some movement
>>17646438
well the thing was fragile as fuck, if you dropped it only slightly, the membrane of the spine or something must of broke because the thing was just hatched, making it not able to move. that or it was just a bit of shock because if you were that fragile little thing, being dropped would hurt like a motherfucker
>>17646438
You could see some black blur that moves fast in the frame that it spits.
that shit is obviously fake ffs, just watch his other videos
>>17646519
and suddenly your a scientist aren't you?
>>17646522
you don't have to be a scientist, any stupid could know that video is obviously fake, just watch the other videos in his YouTube channel
>>17646536
"obviously fake" is just your opinion on how you just view shit, i prefer to actually look at it with my own eyes before judging
>>17646402
this fucking shut in is spending his time injecting his cum into eggs and putting it on the internet
>>17646402
He just slipped something in the egg through a bigger hole which is hidden under the band aids, this "experiment" is as retarded as trying to impregnate a pig with fish eggs.
>>17646402
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bro your not going to get a clear answer from all these dumbasses saying "its obviously fake" or "he must of did this" because there is no fuckin proof of anything other than the guy doing these expirements
>>17646543
okay then go watch his other videos you fucking idiot, clearly.
>>17646625
>guy films himself doing shit that puts autists on /r9k/ to shame
>biology proves it's impossible
>there's no proof so we just don't know
I'm all for seeing proof before calling something fake but fact of the matter is that's just impossible and no further study is needed, what he did to make this video can be up for discussion but you can't deny that injecting semen into a chicken egg is absolutely pointless. Sometimes I really wonder are you faggots just roleplaying or do you genuinely believe the shit you discuss here in /x/
>>17646402
>I don't see how they could fake it either.
hello im a retard
>>17646662
There are both kinds of people here.
A friend of mine has three chickens. in a few months they'll be lating eggs in a coop in his backyard. He said he'll give me some. Not telling hin what I'm going to do, but I will try the homonculus thing and post results in this thread. Just make sure this thread stays up for about 100 days and I will do this
>>17646785
LOL
>>17646438
Not to imply I believe it's real, but you could very easily paralyze or otherwise seriously harm something that small with just a small drop. I know this to be true from a few sad experiences with pinky mice.
>>17646785
don't do this if you're just gonna smash your son with a book >:(
jk that's actually pointless and you will get nothing from it. the eggs chicken lay that we eat would be the chickeny pendant of menstruation. jacking into human ovulation that's already been "thrown out" by the body will do as much. nothing.
cum in a chicken egg and find out
>>17646981
this
post results
make sure they are fertilized
>>17646785
lmao well anon, I hope you know what you're doing.
>>17646402
There's no way for us to "prove" it to be fake, but there's pretty easy explanations and pretty damning tells.
The guy opens an egg, puts something in it, and patches it over. He pretends it's the same egg that he opened in front of you, but the reveal is always in a different take.
He put a fucking shrimp in one of his eggs and tried to pass it off as a homunculi. A shrimp. A fucking crustacean he bought at a store. He put it in an egg and pretended he made it.
Now he put... What? A malformed earplug? A caterpillar?
This means nothing.
>>17647015
How did he get it into the egg?
>>17646981
Can I just cum in a chicken?
>>17647021
>put bandaids over hole
>remove bandaids later, make x shaped cut with an xacto knife over what the bandaids cover
>pull sides away very, very gently starting from the center
>slide thing in
>put bandaids back over
>don't remove the bandaids before you crack it open
if he had removed the bandaids before cracking the egg open, we wouldn't need to have this conversation.
backstory???
>>17646402
>BYETTT!!!!!!!! (SMACKCKCK!!!)
TRIGGERED
Muh child abuses
>>17647035
Russian dude downloaded a pirated version of adobe after effects. It's amazing what you can fake with that shit. Some dude used it and his fake UFO clip was allover the media. Even Secure Team aren't aware it's fake yet I don't think. He posted how he did it on Leddit around the time this homonculus shit came out. I like the added touch of the fake spit shooting out the thing's mouth at the end and the fake blood.
>>17646402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwJMz_jjVo
>>17646625
>>17646501
must have
must have
Isn't this something that's easy to simulate? Someone on /sci/ could easily do it and prove it wrong.
>>17646543
Are you really this dense?
NO. JUST FUCKING NO. NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN. OK, so all this homunculus crap is really blowing up in Russia (the country I live in) right now. All these stupid schoolboys are attempting to make one and make jokes about it. THEY HONESTLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT. If you would study the BASIC COURSE OF BIOLOGY, which is GIVEN TO YOU AT YOUR LOCAL SCHOOL, you would now that if you fuck a bitch, a literal bitch, then she won't end up pregnant. If you cum into a female dolphin, you won't get a mermaid. SO HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU GET SOMETHING FROM CUMMING INTO AN EGG? By this logic I can cum into a pot filled with dirt and have my own personal Earth Golem walk around fucking shit up. REPRODUCTION DOESENT WORK THAT WAY. "But Egor, what's in the video then? It's clearly something alive in that egg!" Ok, look at the first white "homunculus". IT DOEAS LITTLE TO NO MOVEMENT. You know what's that? THATS THE INSIDES OF THE EGG. You know that white part of your omelett? THATS THE HOMUNCULUS. "Oh, but the first one moved and had blood!" No shit. You know what also moves and has blood? CATERPILLARS. THEY PUT A FUCKING CATERPILLAR IN AN EGG, GLUED THE EGG BACK TOGETHER, AND CALLED IT A HOMUNCULUS. ITS CLEARLY A CATERPILLAR YOU DELUSIONAL RETARDS
>>17646522
You're certainly not a scientist. I doubt you're even an amateur scientist. I doubt you even have a rudimentary understanding of biology.
>>17648625
How did you come to the conclusion that it was caterpillars?
>You know what also moves and has blood? Caterpillars
What on earth kind of reasoning is that le good gentlesir?
>>17646438
There was definitely movement.
>>17648625
His explanation video was kinda convincing
The shadows all wonky...what book does he smash it with?
It was a Russian/Chinese dictionary
>>17646402
Fucking Russians and Mexicans trying to defy nature
>>17648625
And even if it was possible, a professional research team would have discovered it before this guy did
>>17646402
You know, there can be a developing embryo inside an egg. It can develop into a little baby chicken. If you put jizz or something that doesn't belong inside the egg and incubate it 1/3rd of the normal required time, you'll get an underdeveloped mutant.
Someone make a gif yet of it smashed by the book?
>>17646402
>I don't see how they could fake it either.
Why would you openly admit to dropping out of school before 6th grade?
>>17646402
What does this have to do with being paranormal?
>People can't fertilize dogs
>People can't fertilize cats
>People can't fertilize bears
>People can fertilize chickens
Something doesn't belong
every single day this guy creates a thread about his own videos
>>17649510
not
under
these
conditions
ya
dingus
Looks like a leech to me
>>17646402
Go Home Drossbitch
>>17649510
literally talking straight out of the ass. Holy shit this is the dumbest shit i have ever read
>>17649481
im pretty sure this would have been discovered by idiots way before science came around
>>17646402
Do any of you guys even know what the homunculus is?
>>17649671
You must be retarded. Does this seem complex or far out to you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubator_(egg)
>>17649554
Same kind of special case there.
>>17649677
in the videos he's talking about paracelsus doing these experiments in the middle ages.
>>17649689
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubator_(egg)
does it look like he used an incubaotr in the videos? no, he just fucking wrapped the egg in a cloth. where does the warmth come from? please tell me. please.
>>17649704
M-maybe its hot where he lives...
>>17649682
yes you sperg.
ITT: Retards with no understanding of basic biology
Shit wont work yo
Not to mention the fact he hides the hole under huge bandaids. Plus he's Russian, can't be trusted
>>17649704
So the video doesn't skip any parts of the process? He just wraps it in a beanie and it immediately turns into a homunculus? Video cuts to the opening of the egg after the beanie part. You can make an incubator yourself.
>>17649732
>Shit wont work yo
>2016
>is a wigger
>Yet expects you to believe he knows science
>>17649744
I agree
>>17649742
he literally says that he just put it in a dark closet. because that's what paracelsus wrote in the "instructions". there are subtitles, you know
>>17649751
You can put an incubator in a dark closet. I'm not going take the guy's words as truth.
>>17649758
occam's razor is your friend
>>17649758
then why the beanie?
>I'm not going take the guy's words as truth.
ironic, damn
>>17646550
what's wrong with it?
>>17646402
You don't need to prove something fake when its already IMPOSSIBLE.
>>17649539
it isn't fertilization
>>17649761
>occam's razor is
...the most common thing people bring up when they try to sound intelligent without proof. Occam's razor doesn't mean that idiots are always right.
>>17649763
Go ahead and jizz in an egg and stuff it in the same closet where you're hiding faggot. You can grow mushrooms with bacteria and jizz on an open surface. You should try that too. Post results.
>>17649758
>literally believes a beanie is a suitable incubator
my goodness, this place keeps getting worse
why don't try it out anons?
>>17649777
you do realize that fungus can grow in extreme conditions? But a developing organism in the very first stages can't. I hope you realize this.
>>17649777
the fuck are you talking about? are you saying that mushrooms prove it to be possible or that it's bullshit? what?
>>17649784
>literally posts shit
>>17649777
>You can grow mushrooms with bacteria and jizz on an open surface
damn that proves everything. you got me.
>>17649796
>thinks someone dismissing a beanie as incubator is a shit post
>>17649784
>>17649791
>>17649792
>>17649799
You really are mentally ill.
>>17649810
I never said the beanie was an incubator.
>>17649813
i think at this point it's safe to assume that this is b8
>>17649813
Lemme just point out this is the post >>17649510 this retard is defending. LOLOLOL
>>17649823
Homunculus is more plausible than incubating an egg?
>>17649826
>literally doesnt know what a homunculus is
>literally believes placing sperm of different species will genetically alter developing organism
0/10 troll at this point
>>17648625
Having my own earth golem baby would be rad though
>>17649826
oh boy, summer is definitely here
>>17648625
This.
You see, people, it's not the fact that it's not because it's an homunculus that we call it bullshit. If he was doing some kind of science alchemy or even magic(k) bullshit in the video it would be more believable than he simply injecting cum in there and saying it'll create a homunculus after some time.
Why? Because this isn't occult shit. This isn't magic, alchemy, witchcraft, pagan rituals, NOTHING. This is simply some guy implying that you, human males, are able to reproduce with chicken.
If you believe in this crap, go ahead and have sex with all the chicken you want to, then bring back your homunculus as proof.
While at it, also create some reptilians by injecting your stuff into lizard eggs and some deep ones by injecting your stuff into fish eggs.
>>17649826
either you are trolling or you really don't know what you originally said
>>17646402
Some popular mexican debunker made a video regarding this video. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=585HguG4HII
>>17649839
Same poster here. Skip at about six minutes in, he´s talking about the lore in the beginning.
>>17649834
It sure is samefagging in here.
>>17649831
>genetically alter
I never claimed that it's genetically altered to a literal mutant. I was saying the exact opposite. You can have birth defects if you're impacted by substance that shouldn't influence your development. The sperm is useless junk and bacteria inside the egg.
>>17649836
I'm just enjoying this shitposting.
>>17649851
>you will get an underdeveloped mutant when placing sperm inside an already fertilized egg
>i didnt say anything was genetically altered
>still doesn't know what a homunculus is
0/10 troll or literally retarded
This board is horrible. Its slow.. Its shitpost general.. And i am sad.
>>17649872
welcome to /x/
>>17649867
Your mother probably drank like crazy when she was pregnant.
When I talk about genetics in this subject matter, I'm talking about genetics regarding inheritance and conception, since it's vital in crossbreeding. In this case, it just doesn't work.
>>17649885
>goes from talking about sperm affecting developing organisms to dominant traits being passed to progeny in order to save face
>calls anon retard
So i guess both 0/10 troll and retard. Good to know
>>17649893
>dominant traits being passed to progeny
That's all you. Now you're making stuff up to feed your own trolling.
>>17649911
lol, its really cute how hard you are trying to troll me and keep me here. What else you got?
Im interested in conducting the experiemnt. Does anybody know what book to read? and does the egg have to still be alive? or can I use regular eggs from a store?
This fucking thread
>>17649920
Maybe go outside and try to fertilize some eggs.
>>17649928
I can as long as the species of the organisms are closely related and not distantly.
Anything else?
>>17646522
homunculus was something stupid medieval scientists believed was true before true biology emerged with telescopes which is why that science is seen as completely obsolete and this as fake and stupid like you
>>17649930
Now you're trying to turn this around again :D
>I can as long as the species of the organisms are closely related and not distantly.
I knew you were into your mommy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3NscmjPszs
If you watch this video its kinda cheesey and fake looking. Its one of his other videos. I think this was enough for me to think his stuff is fake.
>>17649939
>literally too dumb to refute back. Can't anyway since what i said was 100% correct
>goes with trolling and using those good old mom jokes
lol, very cute stuff little boy. Im out though
>>17649952
>i like trolling and fucking my mom
>muh homunculus
I told you about making stuff up.
>Im out though
Proud of you. I hope you find a banana to split you.
This stuff is some bloodborne level shit.
>>17647102
>>>17646402 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwJMz_jjVo [Remove]
Brilliant.
Nostrovia!
>>17646402
Considering that the same channel contains a demonstration of a free energy machine built by plugging an extension cord into itself, I think you can figure it out.
so spoopy
>>17650105
>No english subtitles
Fuck off you sexy little investigator
>>17646536
>>17646556
>>17646633
>>17646749
>>17647015
>>17647074
>>17648625
>>17649732
Proofing that it's fake is really easy, just make a vid like that and post it. Poof! Proof.
>>17649682
also this. It's like saying "but alchemy is scientifically not possible". It's not about science, it's paranormal. So this is the right board for discussing it, even when it's not about that russian dude.
>>17649969
im back but just for a few minutes. But let me explain to you what a homunculus is exactly.
In biology, it is a visual representation of how sensitive our receptor cells are. The picture in OP's picture is that visual representation of the homunculus. It shows that our fingers and lips are the most sensitive parts of our bodies and is why it is drawn so large.
But its really cute and funny to see that you thought i was trolling even though everything i said was 100% correct. Its also somewhat scary how dumb you were to not realize all of what i was saying.
Good luck in life tho
>>17650197
'Homunculus argument' has nothing to do with this homunculus we're talking about. It's a completely different subject about vision and you're adapting it to this like a moron.
>>17650105
Stop. I just want to believe in something.
>>17650139
The auto-translate ones work surprisingly well.
>>17646402
The guy who made the video is notorious for his pseudo-alchemy vids, and he got inspired to make the homonculus thing by a Russian indie film of the same name. It's a dumb meme and good viral marketing for the film nobody would care about otherwise, that's all.
>>17650236
lol, try reading what the anon originally posted and then ask me why i was talkin about bio. I wasn't talkin about that experiment dummy
>>17650484
What you said about homunculus in relation to biology makes no sense in the context of this "conversation".
science grew a human ear on a rat. Can anyone theorise how to make a real homonculus?
>>17650534
A humunculus would, scientifically, be something like a clone. A little fucked up clone of yourself. Totally possible.
>>17646785
You have to incubate the eggs for them to hatch of the embryo will die.
