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Every Horror Movie Ever
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Every Horror Movie Ever
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2016-04-30 19:11:02
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There lived six teenagers who drove to a cabin in the woods which once happened to be a mental asylum. This being a haunted cabin and crap, they performed complex rituals involving making out with each other and sometimes a knife for torture porn to summon the ancient ghosts of the Indian burial ground below them. This proved dangerous when a black guy yelled OH HELL NO! and was promptly devoured by nazi zombie vampires created by the alien mad scientist that used to conduct experiments at the cabin. The others ran but a girl tripped and was slashed apart by the lead zombie who used to be a hockey player who was bullied until he murdered everyone with a chainsaw connected to an axe with a slimy black goo. The two dudes saw this and were so traumatized that one of them went Psycho and murdered the other dude. The two ladies safely made it to their cars but only one of them started because only one driver was a virgin. The murderous dude jumped onto the broken car ready to kill her when the car started and he was thrown off. She was relieved that her car started and decided to text her friend. But when she looked up, she got jumpscared by the zombie axe murderer and she drove off a bridge. She managed to hold onto the side of the bridge as the car plummeted toward the thing below the bridge taking the zombie axe murderer along with it. A handsome man helped her up and she said, "OMG Thank You Let's Make Out lololol." Then suddenly the man pulled off his face and he was the insane dude. He began stabbing her and pulled off his face again revealing that it was the zombie axe murderer!!!!!1 Everyone died except for the virgin and she lived happily ever after. She eventually married and had a tons of kids that would soon become horror movie victims. Her last baby before she died was born on Friday the 13th. One day, she went to feed the baby and it stabbed her111111! The last thing she saw before she died was that THE BABY WAS THE ZOMBIE AXE MURDERER ALL ALONG!?!?!?
