Cryptic riddles thread?
'What is the color of the night?'
>>17640207
Sanguine, my brother.
Why do you start a thread with a vydia reference?
Who the FUCK knows
>>17640250
Is that a skyrim reference I hear?
>>17640395
>skyrim
normies reeeee
>>17640207
dark and full of terrors
>>17640455
Skelly Melly is still a qt 3.14
>>17640395
Oblivion, actually.
Is it gay to fuck a dude but pretend he is a girl?
>>17640729
As long as he is of age and can consent. Go for it, but wrap yer dong, son.
>>17640250
BASED
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Who was phone?
>>17640729
Yeah, but that's okay. Embrace your degeneracy, anon, you'll feel so much better.
>>17640729
Why would you care what anyone thinks about how your sexual activity should be labelled? Just have fun, anon. Be safe.
>>17642122
>>17640841
>>17640792
i just wanted to throw a riddle out there. Not get motivation to fuck dudes.
>>17640729
It's not gay as long as you don't do it in the vaigna
If the moon is made of bleu cheese, why haven't we started mining there?
If man lights the lantern, what does the lantern light?
What do you call a girl with only one foot?
>>17643537
Ilene
what is black and white and "read" all over?
>>17643564
A newspaper
>>17640207
how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent?
You're hiking and your compass is going around in circles. You stop to look around and a bear walks past. The compass is still going in circles. What was the color of the bear.
>>17644644
White because the north pole or whatever
>>17644724
Gg 2 ez
>>17640395
>skyrim
AHH make it stop
>>17640395
It is the prequel to Skyrim, you are upsetting people by not knowing this.
>>17640207
What walks on 3 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?
>>17646098
a human born with one arm?
How is a raven like a writing desk?
>>17646098
If you read this, how do you know everyone else isn't crazy?
>>17646165
>yfw the slakoth and froakie line
>>17646151
i dont know please tell me the answer
>>17646876
A writing desk and Raven from Teen Titans should both be on all fours.
This is now and r34 Raven or tables thread. Who got dat
>>17647321
Bit of a stretch there with that awkward vernacular.
>>17640207
A love Kirkbride. He is a legit genius.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>17640395
>Skyrim
>>17646151
Poe wrote on both of them
>>17650227
>hurrr
>>17643528
His way
>>17650227
Except the riddle was posed before Poe was alive.
The answer is they are both covered in inky blackness.
>>17646829
Shit, man.
How much wood would a fag cuck suck if a fag cuck could fuck wood?
>>17643537
An easy rape target?
Born on one day, the day most forget
>>17640729
Is he wearing a wig?
>>17646151
Because both can produce, though they are very flat, and are nevar put with the wrong end forward.
>>17650700
Alice in Wonderland was released in 1865, Poe died in 1849
>>17646151
They both fly farther than you would expect
>>17640207
I am the night, color me black.
>>17646148
Oops. I fucked that up.
>>17643537
A bad stool