>Guy in panda costume runs into a newsroom saying he has a story about a government conspiracy involving blackholes. He said it was as big as the Panama papers
They called it in as a bomb threat and the whole police force showed up. What was the conspiracy?
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/baltimore-tv-station-evacuated-after-bomb-threat-n564316
Idk but I'm interested now I heard about the whole bomb thing but I did not hear anything about the black hole part.
Guy said he had "information on the sun"
>>17636268
It said he said he has infromotion on his flash drive about a government cover up about a black hole and the sun.
Probably a case of psychosis
>>17636174
Fox news prob just told them that so it would make bigger news for them
>>17636680
Sure it is NSA-SAMA
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
CREDIT CARDS AND SCAMMERS
>>17636174
The video showing the robot peeling the bomb off made me kekkle. Looked like it was a vulture stripping the flesh.
GOING OUT LIKE IM MONTANA
>>17636174
black hole sun won't you come and wash away the rain?
>>17636174
that was the conspiracy. to try to cover up radical islamic terrorism with cute and cuddly teddy bears and some tin foil about black holes
the democrats are so desperate they have lost touch with reality.
>>17636758
reality is nothing but what you make it.
Interested
>black hole is actually a square
Wake up people
>>17636749
Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking that.
The guy was a complete weeb, wearing a hedgehog kigurumi and a mask with Japanese on it.
>>17636268
Well why did he have it on the sun? Doesn't seem like a very safe place to keep it.
>>17636732
In the scanners*
Fucking pleb.
Read the article nothing about black holes??
>>17636847
*And the scammers, you're both plebs
>>17636749
Ha I too enjoy TOOL.
OH WAH AH AH AH
>>17636932
Oh. OH OH OH
>>17636792
>wake up people
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>17636938
SHUT UP DUCK, SHUT UP NOW YOURSELF
>>17636909
>Cards and the scammers
>Cards and scammers
>Cards in the scanners
Keeping in mind it is followed by
>Going out like I'm Montana
Which is likely a Montana of 300 reference, a man renowned for his swiping.
I heard it was a hedgehog costume.
(No it wasn't a costume of THAT hedgehog.)
It looked like a half panda, half pikachu costume. He was also wearing a lif jacket underneath it and a couple of blocks with plastic wrap around them. Saw a photo of it on /b/ about an hour ago.
>>17637032
He was wearing this exact one. Also he had a bunch of chocolate bars wrapped in tinfoil.
>>17636792
Back to astrophysics you retard
>>17636996
Initial reports said that but turns out he was a panda who had broads in Atlanta
>>17636956
That's a reference to going out like Tony Montana, in Scarface
>>17636949
YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT SWEATER
>>17636792
OPEN YOUR JOWLS, STEEPLE!
>>17636666
the numbers.. and also, it seems real. Why'd they call it bomb threat and not "lunatic broke into newsroom"?
>>17636809
yes there is a black hole sun in the middle of the flat earth hovering above the hole to sheol (inner earth) that captures the astral light and also projects are suns to us
only idiots don't know this, stupid sheeple that were good students at good goy school
>>17637835
Either way, it clashes with the proposed lyrics about scammers.
>>17638012
so is the sun flat too, you idiot?
>>17638012
People can't actually be this retarded, right?
>>17637046
Tinfoil with wires coming out of it.
Guy got shot for being an incoherent moron who refused to cooperate with police procedure.
Pretty sure he lived though, so he's probably gona win and make enough off the lawsuit to retire.
>>17638188
You are on /x/
Bro had a mask with love on it.
Some weeb went full schizo I guess
>>17638252
Animal control got snipers
>>17637506
>>17636174
>>17636792
The Earth is flat and none of this even exists. It's all lies to keep us from knowing the truth.
>>17638188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYtUCIVnPNo
>>17636683
Probably
>>17638012
Fascinating
>>17636666
Anyone notice this guys quads?
Also it is possible.
They wouldn't want a panic if someone found out some catastrophic shit was gonna go down.
People say its impossible to cover such things up but the manhattan project created nuclear/atomic energy and bombs and no one knew about it due to compartmentalization and above-top-secrets
It's from Baltimore who gives a fuck that entire place is filled with morons.
>>17640049
So, he found out something that he shouldn't and they broke his mind?
Happened before.
>>17636956
Montana of 300 is fucking BASED
>>17637506
Start using the 1-Norm, you retard.
>>17636174
They want to extinct them pandas.
>>17636174
Sounds like he watched that movie where that ginger takes over the news station but is actually successful. I think rampage 2
>>17636174
hes obv mentally ill, or else he wouldnt have walked into a fucking fox news station uninvited in a costume like a madman.
he wouldve just tweeted about it, made a youtube video, or posted it on /b/ like a normal person.
>>17636718
Kek
