Hey /x/ what can you tell me about SubGenius, does anyone know anything about them?
>>17633547
If you really want to know its only $30 and it comes with a triple your money back guarantee. What do you have to lose? I mean the world ends tomorrow and you may die.
>>17633556
kek, but what if they are right and jehova is some space alien?
>>17633547
they are making fun of The One on behalf of Satan.
they are very high up the illuminatus chain.;
>>17633568
Are you saying that that JHVH-1 isn't an alien? How do you explain the space craft of the sex goddesses then?
see the president puppets in this video?
that's "Bob"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id6nCa_OTEM
Discordian here. I can tell you just about anything. what do you want to know fnord
>>17633599
That kind of information should only be shown to those who have proven themselves to truly be of Yeti descent by paying their $30.
>>17633614
i can pay it for them. im a good guy
>>17633556
the world has been ending Since Crist times
we are hopping it will continue ending for another 2000 years then it will decay , then colapse and struck donw again to anoter ending in aprox 3000 years.
ist a very bussy schedule.
>>17633614
illumination is for free.
if you pay you just fell to the fnord meme.
>>17633619
lol
>>17633619
no I'm afraid "Bob" needs money.
a check is what separates a conversation form a commitment
>>17633619
>>17633599
What are the techniques for getting a woman?
>>17633623
be a man
>>17633625
>>17633623
or rather become physically attractive, luck and health
>>17633619
Is $30 really too high a price for Eternal Salvation?
Besides, there is a Triple Your Money Back Guarantee.
Discordianism has a creamy Eastern core, while SubGenius has a crunchy Western core.
>>17633632
or make up for your lack of looks with money
money proves you are resourceful and can provide and take care of said woman
>>17633625
/thread
>>17633637
where'd you get that pic? is that a super secret discordian meeting?
>>17633637
If you ate them at the same time it's quite delicious
>>17633639
the woman was just one thing no need to focus on it so much
they say gain an attractive personality, luck, ect
>>17633653
I'm intelligent, nighlistic, with a wicked sense of humor
>>17633660
nice
>>17633660
memers stop memeing
memers stop memeing
memers stop memeing
>>17633660
do you contact entities?
>>17633667
no entities contact me.
>>17633671
Was it on a TV you built yourself? I'm not inclined to believe you otherwise.
>>17633671
may I ask why, and how would I go about contacting one?
>>17633675
why does it have to be a self built tv?
>>17633677
if you want to get contacted by an entity simply make yourself available. these entities can be kind of shy.
>>17633689
So that it doesn't have the Conspiracy mandated filters to keep you from getting JHVH-1.
>>17633689
I have been mentally focusing on it, is there any sort of ritual I should do?
>>17633568
Jenova is a space alien, last I heard her son was a bit pissed off.
Jehovah means God of Chaos in ancient Semitic speak, they literally blamed every horrible event on deities referred to as such.
No aliums, no lerminaty, just classical Jewry.
>>17633568
these cards give me the spoops
>>17633599
normally my phone network's IP is blocked from posting here, but Eris allows me to bypass this so I may shitpost
Hail Discordia
>>17634727
BOB?
I wonder what happened to the splendid vendor...
>>17634727
these cards give me slack
>>17633599
Hail Eris!
>>17636550
Did you pick that picture up here on /x/? Are my pictures spreading? Yes!
Hail Discordia!
>>17636553
you didn't make that picture.
>>17636776
obviously not but I put it on /x/ and I get excited over the smallest stuff
>>17636797
>obviously not but I put it on /x/
You were not the first to post that on /x/
>>17636823
>I know who you are, anonymous
sure
>>17636854
your name is paul rogers
you have a devoted wife and cat
you work at the post office
your online persona in world of warcraft is "eagle hunter" where you erp with various players and feel guilty you are cyber cheating on your wife.
>>17636857
Hah! I don't feel guilty!
>>17636888
damn you must be that OTHER paul rogers
>>17636903
maybe. I'll be sure to tell my wife and cat about this, haha
>>17637022
haha! see you in WoW!
>>17633547
> reasons too COMPLEX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly#Earth_Coincidence_Control_Office_.28E.C.C.O..29
