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>>17589828
>>17589841
I actually find this funny.
t. Former Yugoslav
>>17590739
Explained
>>17590739
Explained again
>>17590322
>tfw no qt ghostly gf
>>17587990
I don't have the picture but the comic with the neckbeard summoning the succubus always makes me have a hearty chuckle
>>17590807
You got there a concret point, anon.
Beer for you.
>>17589980
Where from my friend ? I am from Romania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvG9FxLLWNU
>>17587990
>dancing ghost
reminds me of this video. Watch it starting from 1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5bzLxkVWrI
>>17591835
I did
all time classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
>>17586173
>>17589649
Fucking died of laughter while reading the reply
>>17591870
You're doing wrong where's the pudding pops
>>17589841
Gets me everytime
>>17591945
when the skelly shake that booty at 11:00
>>17592428
lost
>>17591240
Got your back, friend.
>>17592428
kek
>>17592428
but the power's out...
>>17592590
angelina jolie
>>17591945
It just went into maximum spook mode.
>>17589841
What the fuck that is spoopy
My "anything ayy lmao related makes me crack up tbqh" post got deleted, but I don't remember deleting it, and I am pretty sure I didn't get blocked/banned
WHAT THE FUCK
MODS ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?
>>17591835
this video is just fucking faked
>>17591978
Oh fuck, that was me. That stupid RP thread is still up? Gonna go see if he said anything else stupid haha.
I'm glad someone enjoyed it, good sir. It's kinda rare for me to come off as funny. You made my day.
http://youtu.be/chYkhlCon6E
Pretty much all the other videos on this guy's channel as well
long but very worth it
>>17593267
i laughed
>>17593267
top kek at that entire story
>throws ouiji board in the trash and pisses in it
>>17591945
You'll never catch me! Not when I shift into maximum overspook!
>>17591870
as a temple student, i can confirm, this is how he is summoned, but more pudding and xanax
>>17591945
>christians
>>17593244
THANK YOU DEAR ANON. I've been searching for this channel and the video about Shrek being the Green Man/Dionysus/Jesus for YEARS.
You're awesome.
>>17593267
best shit i've read all day
>>17593244
It all makes sense now.
>>17592428
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! no.
>>17593244
The Paramount thing actually makes sense though
>>17593267
>>ghosts
>>are scared
>>of my bulky friend
10/10 will laugh again
https://youtu.be/NmNPjYxtRIU
The bird at the end gets me every time
>>17593239
this one got me rolling on the floor lolling
>>17591870
Guise this was done prior to bill cosby being outed for date raping allthose women. This person ruined that mans life by cursing him.
>>17593239
Kek
>>17596976
Err...
>>17596980
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>17592726
Fucking. Lost. My shit.
>>17593256
>If a book store never runs out of a certain book does that mean nobody reads it or everybody reads it?
Lost my shit. Why is this so funny?
>>17593256
Not sure why these haven't been posted
>>17597149
keep going i love these
>>17597152
Last one I have sadly.
>>17597149
>alienware
top fucking kek
>>17593239
lose everytime
>>17592702
>>17592702
a smartphone is technically a computer
>>17593239
>radical larry
fucking lost
>>17593267
Holy fucking shit my sides im fucking tearing rn 10/10
>>17590807
Nah anon. That is a demon twerking on that poor soul she is about to drag into the after life. Duhhh
>>17593267
What the fuck man
>>17593267
Read it before and it is still funny. Thank you and keep spreading the ghost puncher's story.
>>17597164
All the time.
>>17593267
Even if this is fake, it's funny as fuck
>>17593256
He's a modern day Socrates
>>17591835
me as a ghost
>>17597157
>>17597145
>>17591945
oh wow this was funny, bible folk shitting their pants and shouting at a toy with a faulty transformer :D
There's this
>>17597164
>>17593239
By Psychokinesis a Psychic turns a Cloud into a Square Cloud
https://youtu.be/KNYo69XiDfA
>>17597131
Huh.
Is there any porn of this creature?
>>17598632
>>17598619
Is this a joke based on the pants that you could make from dead peoples skin, and you would always find money in them or something, which was written in the black book?
>>17598646
yeah, there was a thread about them I don't know how long ago. someone made that using a pic from a pair of them on display in some (Scandinavian, iirc) museum. it was a good thread, the joke pic was just having some fun with it.
>>17598659
Ok :^)
anyone remember the hotdog conspiracy thread? OP's pic was of roasting hotdogs and completely unrelated and /x/ ended up running with some idea about the pic, other boards showed up...
>pic related
not sure if I saved anything else
>>17589841
tru
former yugo here too
>>17592014
Someone should post the one where he says "Get out Stalker"
my favorite creepypasta
no I'm not in the wrong thread
OH MY GOD, /X/,
I thought I found the funniest /x/ related video ever
>what is normal
>what is para-
Then he started singing about skinwalkers and wearing tinfoil hats I thought it was becoming more scary than it was funny
W T F W T F
https://youtu.be/42_y4bGRVtw
>>17593267
>throwing out home-cooked beaner food
ya dun goofed
>>17598875
Fat cunt's never ran a mile, give her 2 years before she's fat as shit.
So how would you guys feel about an appearance by Jaden Smith in the next arc?
>>17598884
>worrying about the future when those large soft thighs are here and now
>>17598891
Shit wrong thread. Well I'm not taking that back.
>>17598590
fucking hilarious
anybody have the expanded version?
>>17598894
Kek you're the reason our generation are fat useless cunts!
>>17598912
>not wanting to fuck her silly
>not wanting to get her interested in working out so you can fuck longer
bruh it's not my fault you can only see the bad future
>>17593267
Not even mad about losing to this.
>>17598200
>>17597157
well /x/ certainly isn't funny
>>17598888
underrated quints and greentext
>>17598972
>quints
quads famo
>>17593267
>one of the medium people
top kek
>>17591945
lmao
>>17598989
IS THIS REAL?!
>>17598590
what a horrible shitty forced meme by the CIA to poorly draw attention away form floating cities. Floating cities are a sign of the apocalypse which is happening in secret.
>>17599055
>>17598968
kill yourself
>>17599061
/x/ YLYL THREAD
you dumb faggot
way to waste an image post. go start a floating cities thread.
if trolling, you can GTFO just the same.
>>17593267
A bit funny, but didn't made me laugh.
>>17599067
you don't want to open pandoras shit box
>>17599144
i love DMT threads
>>17592428
Lost
>>17591945
i fucking love this vid
>>17597149
kek
>>17599152
I think this thread will have all the info you need
https://www.scribd.com/doc/160077477/4chan-s-x-mindf-k-thread
>>17591945
Full spook mode engaged
>>17593267
>woman grabs his hand
>he flexes slightly
>>17597015
>/tg/ finally managed to build the toilet paper and butter golem
>>17591870
remember when twitch streamed every episode ever of The Joy of Painting? an /x/phile was apparently following along in the /tv/ threads.
>>17598646
Necropants.
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/objects-of-intrigue-necropants
>>17598673
Sounds dank. Wish I was there.
>>17598912
Says the pleb using 'kek' non-ironically.
>>17599416
It was fun as hell, all the other boards jumping in. I found this imgur pic someone made of ALL the threads for r/4chan (who apprently didn't get it). I laughed a couple times reading through the whole thread again.
Someday I might get around to making a smaller version, put together the hilights; but for now, it's all here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/rMO4R
>>17599344
Crafted using willfully donated skin from a recently deceased friend from natural causes. Honestly, this checks out for some potent shit according to the European and Scandinavian pagan and protopagan belief systems. Though that sort of magicks would lend itself more to esoteric abilities than monetary.
I believe both the flat earth theory and the hollow earth theory.
David Lynch is /x/
>>17599462
I like you.
>>17593256
hahaha, i was listening to this while reading the pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE
>>17599147
Lost like a bitch..
>>17599580
>>17599585
>gf of 11 years
wtf.......
>>17599585
Lucky bastard
>>17599585
JUST
>>17599620
Australians anon.
>>17599629
Tasmanians, m8
this is probably a little outdated now, but oh well
>>17599585
>canoodling
>>17599062
Fuck this. This manga fucked me up hard
>>17598996
This was actually the premise for that movie Return of the Living Dead. They nuked Louisville and despite it being "based on a true story" well, Louisville is unfortunately still there.
>>17599693
DRR DRR DRR
>>17597131
That looks more like a wendigo
>>17591835
Discredited everything in this video
>>17598581
It's a skinwalker. Probably
>>17599585
>tassie
we out here f a m
>>17599654
oh wow, this is old. Brings back memories of a lot of nights spent staying up till dawn, too freaked to go to bed in the darkness.
>>17599325
Your gonna need a bigger brush to beat that devil out.
>>17599620
They've been dating for 11 years anon, get your sick fantasies out of here.
>>17599055
lost again
![tumblr_n0njx4j8Mq1ruc976o4_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/inTs68l.png "tumblr_n0njx4j8Mq1ruc976o4_500[1].png")
>>17599913
Holy shit its that bitch from Itou Junji's model story!
>>17593239
Never. Ever. Ever gets old.
>>17597164
I always start losing it at William.
>>17599661
>succubus daki
Can't help but kek every time
...probably because I kind of want one
>>17598559
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>17599585
This is Huey Emmerich all over again.
>>17598576
lulwut? what the actual fuck. It maybe SORT of resembles a square at the end, but why is he talking like a down the entire time
>CLEWD... BCUMASQUERE SHAPED CLEWD... CLEWD... bcumaSQUERE SHAPED CLEW....
>>17598894
>giving attention to some vapid cunt while ignoring plain-clothes predators just chilling in the background, playing with their camo-function for lulz
>>17592590
lost to the mlp blankets
>>17593239
Radical Larry put my sides on orbit
>>17598590
Ahhh I remember this thread, lost my shit
>>17600399
Me too, lol
>>17599964
hahaha..
https://youtu.be/j_ZKmYCuAlQ
DEVIL STATUS: BTFO
>>17600349
>>CLEWD... BCUMASQUERE SHAPED CLEWD... CLEWD... bcumaSQUERE SHAPED CLEW....
I saw this vid in an /x/ thread a couple days ago and it is my new favorite thing ever. I'm happy you got a lolwut out of it too, anon. His youtube channel has lots more of the same.
https://youtu.be/HaQiFAWxDxM
In this one he makes a Hulle in the Clewd
The fun starts at 0:58
I want 02:07-02:10 as a ringtone, asap
>mmrrnnmake a huuuule in the cleeewwwwd
Just found his website. It's worth digging around from the main page. Tons of predictions and theories and zodiac stuff. This is one where he talks about his ability ...
http://www.revelation13.net/psychic.html
>>17600506
Holy fuck, that is almost too much. lulz for days, man...
You are a gentlemen and a scholar
Is old meme sorry
>>17588404
This is how I misinterpreted the plot in the nes game Fester's Quest.
>Fester goes to get night sandwich
>keep walking
>this house... is big
>>17598590
lost
>>17591945
>skelly is done with their shit
>starts furiously dancing
>vibrates himself to show them his bony booty
>turns his head towards them
This is genuinely spooky and both hilarious at the same time.
I'd hang out with that skelly.
>>17600602
Wow I forgot I even had that game.
>>17591945
>reading the description
>out of nowhere at the end: "All you Demon skeleton are belong to us"
Not sure how I feel about this.
>>17597152
>>17593239
>vibrates through walls
>>17598829
Holy shit this is the stupidest thing i;'ve ever read.What the fuck
>>17598883
Duuuuuude I remember that thread that was so long ago. Its about that spooky Occulus place in Oregon. Someone I know drove up to see it, but its nothing special I guess.
>>17598936
the fucking eyebrow lmao
>>17598875
When the booty so nice you forget you activated your reptillian alien camouflage
>>17600719
found a page with the thread and story from back then - posted here >>17599251
>>17600716
I think that's the joke. It's a so bad it's hilarious creepypasta fail.
>pic is another spoopy story fail
>>17593239
Lost
>>17593256
what if these are his up and coming movie titles?
>>17593239
vintage meme you got here buddy
>>17600506
So it's obviously a conscious decision this guy pronounces it as "clewd" because he says hole in the cloud normally at first. Why? Does he ever say why?
>>17600745
I mean I'd like to think it was written with a sense of irony but I see so much shit like that story I don't know anymore. Its like the nurse joy creepy pasta or Jeff the killer but worse.
Anyways hookman hand door gives me a giggle
>>17599144
lel
>>17599462
>Earth is one of those shitty cheese empanadas from the grocery bakery aisle
>>17593267
>tells me's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice mail messages for the "ghosts"
Fucking kek
>>17593244
Keksimus lol
>>17600762
I don't think so. Only found this
>I have found that to do this weather psychokinesis I have to speak in a lower tone voice, and command the cloud to disappear or grow. It has something to do with the lower voice tone.
He also talks about where this ability comes from a lot, and at one point he gets an answer from channeling spirits that explain it for him. His website link I posted there is worth taking a look at.
>http://www.revelation13.net/psychic.html
Had another look myself and found this
>My own Weather Psychokinesis:
>I actually noticed that I had the ability to make clouds disappear back in the 1980s. But after that I forgot about it, and it did not occur to me to try to make a video of it until 2008. When I found that I can still make clouds disappear, I then tried in 2009 to make videos where I make clouds grow and also control the wind. It does seem to have something to do with my voice, speaking commandingly with a lower tone voice helps me do it, and also I try to visually send energy to the cloud. I find it helps if I try to get excited and angry. And I try to speak in a low voice: "Cloud disappear", with the word "cloud" sounding like "ooom". And I try to turn my eyes upward.
>>17598497
This is great
when was it made?
>>17601243
Just recently.
>>17599061
Pretty shit apocalypse if its secret. Should have more demon armies.
>>17598590
>checking out thread for laughs
>see that image
>recognize it
>realize the original "it's a fucking" post as mine
I meant to say "Because it's a fucking hoax you dumb cunt." I had no idea I had omitted a word or that it took on a life of its own.
>>17601345
So edgy...
>>17601348
And I remember being the first reply to your post
>>17597659
I don't understand why this picture gives me a boner.
>>17593267
This needs to be a show, I'd pay money for it or even make it myself
>>17601345
I've never understood the point of this comic.
Maybe if the aliens/robots needed sound to survive and the comic is built on that it would somehow be interesting. Then again, the head is sealed into a ball and there is no indication of there being any air movement as in the head wouldn't be able to make any noise.
Yea, this comic is retarded. Good effort though.
>>17598884
But what a great 2 years, though.
>>17598576
what the fug, he actually did it though. i found that squares are rare in nature, but look at those 90's on that cloud.
>>17598875
>that skin color
I think I may be into spics.
>>17601304
>Capping and posting your own samefag posts
>>17597145
>>17597145
>>17601610
Dude, latinas are top tier. Shame, too, since I'd like kids with my eye color.
>>17598590
On all levels except physical, i am a fucking.
[dumb cunts]
>>17600745
>she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
my sides
>>17601601
Fucking this. Are there any GOOD movies/shows out there about people just not giving a single fuck about ghosts that haunt them?
>>17587990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIk7-o8gDL8
>>17601601
Seconding this. Seriously, this would be fucking gold.
>>17589841
Fucking lost
>>17598659
I remember that thread, it was an icelandic museum. Anyone got anymore pics from the thread?
>>17591945
This is definitely me when I listen to death grips
>>17593239
Is this my DnD character sheet
>>17591945
Holy shit I'm dying
I'll just leave this here.
http://gnosticwarrior.com/oreo.html
>>17602590
>http://gnosticwarrior.com/oreo.html
amazing. I'll be spending some time both marveling and laughing at this site. thank you, based anon.
>>17602257
Nice. I just got a chuckle from your pic and filename.
>>17602187
You are in luck, anon. I searched an archive site for you, and found the thread itself.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17488465/#17488465
>>17602128
>>17591945
Groovy-ass demon
>>17598559
Thats great
Only one missing is William
>>17602718
William's the one that's been captured... or gone off masturbating again.
>>17602796
Shit I missed that line of text
>>17591014
This.
