Have any others ever suspected we are captured soldiers being held in a simulator to extract information or am I the only one who occasionally gets that vibe?
Also welcome: any other alternate reality ideas.
No.
>Are we hostages in a simulator?
Probably.
>we are captured soldiers being held in a simulator to extract information
Probably not. Plausible, but unlikely.
I agree with the theory that we live in a programmed matrix because of pic related.
Hanz did.
Rip in piece.
>>17585094
Sim? yes.
Soldiers? No.
We're more likely part of a security or marketing scheme (in which case we're not necessarily even the focus of the sim). I've also considered that we're prisoners serving a sentence.
>>17585108
I'm almost certain those are just plays on words. Due to the simple fact of people fucking up their pronunciation. You people probably shouldn't trust me though, I've been called a psychopath and a compulsive liar.
Guys I got info that we really are inside a simulation. Nothing is real.
I'd post it but I'd get v& by MiB
>>17585108
whelp I guess getting fit and quitting drinking doesn't matter anymore if I'm just ones and Zeros right?
At one point I was interested in going into boxing, and I distinctly remember reading about Muhammad Ali dying. He was world champ, but then developed cerebral palsy and some other conditions which deteriorated his health rapidly. Died rather young, saying with his last words that he was and would always be the champ.
I looked him up again recently only to find that now, he's still kicking. Somehow.
Up until then I hadn't put much stock into this idea.
... Unless I'm thinking of an entirely different boxer in which case, wow, is my face red.
Sorry for rambling.
Your theory is similar to mine OP: We are hostages in a simulation that are kept prisoner here to eliminate competition on a higher plane of existence. We live in this fake reality while in the real reality our captor is taking everything "real" for themselves. I believe it is a spiritual reality not some matrix shit.
We are spiritual prisoners.
I'm pretty sure this is a spiritual matrix not a techno matrix.
>>17585280
Fidel Castro is alive too but no one I know irl will believe me.
>>17585423
I think it goes something like this:
>there are probably entities within or outside of the universe with some wild technology that can create 'matrixes' (I don't like using that word, but it's an idea everybody knows about)
>if they can create them, they probably created lots of them with different parameters
>we're probably in one
Bump
>>17586636
dat uncanny valley always gets me man
always
>>17585280
Parkinson's, not cp.
>>17586669
You have kiddie porn on the brain. Your paedophilia is coming to the surface...
>>17585108
>Sex and the City
>Chick-Fil-A
Messaged them on facebook & asked when they changed their name.
>We've never changed our name. We've always been Chick-Fil-A!
>>17585108
>No, I am your father
what the fuck am I reading these things have been changed
>>17585210
No. I'm 100% Chic-Fil-A used to be Chic-Fil-A because I used to work there. This fucks with me hard. The rest ok maybe play on words but this one no...
So for you people, it is more pheasible that we are living in an elaborate simulation than you are remembering something wrong?
>>17586773
IT WAS ALWAYS, LUKE....., I AM YOUR FATHER.CAUSE I remember annoying the 2 lukes in my years
>>17586773
It's a play on the fact that people remember the wrong things TOGETHER.
>>17586773
Nothing elaborate about it. The chances of living in a sim are much greater than living in reality, as sims will always be created.
Ten years ago it was a hypothetical whether we'd have the computing power to create realistic sims, but it's no longer a guess -- the power exists or will shortly. Therefore, the Occam's razor simplest answer is, this is a sim.
>>17586795
lukes are jerks, annoy them all day
>>17585217
So how to work within the sim optimally???
>>17586721
I remember thinking it was so weird they spelled it that way as a kid.
>>17585434
nah it was his brother that died man
>>17586795
i remember older people around me repeating that but shit came out nearly 15 years before i was born so
>>17585434
Seriously, they must not read the news
He was in the news a couple weeks ago
>>17586962
that is dumb as hell dude
im sorry you cannot understand why
>>17587233
...it's kind of like a torture to have to watch the show...
>>17585094
Yes. I recently have decided on this in a form and things have been a bit eaiser for me accepting that "life" is just one complex simulation/video game
if this is a simulation then what is being simulated?
>>17585108
It's definitely a possibility that our reality is all a simulation but what reason could there possibly be to change the spelling or tiny words of titles and names?
Yes.
1. captured soldiers
from the orion wars
http://ascensionglossary.com/index.php/Orion_Wars
2. Worse yet through continued lifetimes here you are being assimilated?
3. A massive complex consciousness has had all its memories downloaded into walking talking bots (you and i), the next phase is to inject a synthetic layer into this host consciousness by attaching energetic devices to influence how those sentient memories operate, 'extremism like porn and violence from trauma inducing entertainment'
simulator
http://www.soul-healer.com/
>>17585234
Whether or not we exist as information, I'm still going to live my life as best i can
>>17587495
>soul-healer.com
This.
This.
THIS.
>vive la Clive
>>17586710
>>No, I am your father
Its not even subtle anymore
>>17587436
Unforeseen consequences of patches changing larger things perhaps?
>>17587747
>>17587436
Or messages dropped in by sim programmers and/or hackers-into-the-system.
>>17585280
No he died years ago. I remember the news talking about his palsy and the dangers of boxing. Also they randocumentaries on him on TV.
>>17585423
How does it work then, this spiritual prison. How does it translate into.the physical.things we experience.
>>17585459
If what you're suggesting is true there's no such thing as a soul and there's no chance of escape. We are purely artifacts of an artificial design. When we die our consciousness drops out of existence.
>>17586710
Luke, I am Your Father was always a misquote.
>>17587783
>>17587783
You are given illusionary events which discover your reactions to real events.
If you are willing to do evil here, the captors know you will in real life, etc.
>>17587233
yeah that guy does sound dumb but the way I see it that i think it's totally feesable that the (or for that matter any) universe could exist on a digital level, so one could exist on a digital medium like a computer, with all the cool stuff like consciousness included, so then if it was simulated, like how this one we're in may be, why would the creators only make one instead of many of these artificial universes. So if they do make many doesn't that mean statistically you're probably in one of those?
>>17585094
Sometimes I'm worried that people I'm talking to can read my thoughts so I quickly start thinking of something random like running through a field or something.
>>17587926
I got put in a mental hospital for that
>>17587926
>>17587929
that's not /x/ that's literally just being a retard
>>17587938
>telepathy isn't /x/
>>17587938
Yeah, true
>>17587926
yeah, dude. If that bothers you there is medication designed to help with that sort of thing
>>17587938
>implying that going on /x/ isn't just literally being a retard
>>17587949
>>17587945
>>17587938
>>17587955
So /x/ doesn't believe paranormal shit now?
>>17585094
A really complex virtual reality that we don't know about. It could work. The reality we see is made based on the levels of dopamine, seretonin, and other neurotransmitters. We would never know if this was reality. Say when you see a logo or something you like the look of, that's just something that releases a certain amount of dopamine or seretonin. Say when someone sees the apple logo and they like the look of the apple logo, you can never prove that other people see the apple logo in the same way.
Very poorly explained but I'm sure you can work it out
>>17587963
You actually listen to those cum guzzling cucks.
>>17585108
At first i thought some of those were bullshit. But after researching them my mind is blown to pieces. I remember reading on here onetime that the ppl who remember things like this differently were brought here from a different reality that ended in the 90's thats why alot of these are from the 90's. And the ppl who always remember it that way are from this reality...
What if we are the "perpetual motion machine". We we're created when it all started, was invented, and we are now in this loop that is going on endlessly. Creating everything, if not just in our dreams and imagination, creating whole space all over again larger and larger, dimensions.. all the data creating more data. Zeros and ones.
>>17585217
Post it
>>17587963
not this /x/ but this is more of like a lunch table atmosphere for disgruntled teenaged anime roleplayers than somewhere you'd go to in the middle of the night under candlelight
go to other chans we like things the way we are here and will resist with the full power of group force if you try to do somethign worthwhile
>>17585217
yeah I'm interested as well now
Rick and Morty
Season 2 Episode 6.
Watch it, it will probably cover every philosophy regarding this that you could think of.
Its not on Netflix, just google "Watch Rick and Morty Season 2 episode 6"
>>17587795
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During this 2 hour workshop, Carla will cover this fascinating and essential topic in addition to leading at least one journey that will map the pathway from 3rd dimensional physicality all the way through the exit portal at the top of our universe. Please join her for this exciting and essential experience.
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>>17587436
>>17587747
>>17587772
Mandela Effect poster here. I'd have to agree with the theory that these are glitches sprouting from either
A) the creations of more realities (the less likely reason)
B) imperfections in the codes used to form our world
>>17588052
This is the first I've heard of the mandela effect. My mind is blown. Cliche but it's the only way I can put it
>>17588058
Don't worry, Anon.
My whole mind was fucked too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6AMBBozEqI
>>17587966
A virtualization yes but on a level that would blow your mind.
http://www.trickedbythelight.com/tbtl/aliens.shtml
Because she had created it without her masculine counterpart
She gave rise to a misshapen being unlike herself.
Sophia saw what her desire produced.
It changed into the form of a dragon with a lion’s head
And eyes flashing lightning bolts.
She cast him far from her,
Outside of the realm of the immortal beings
So that they could not see him.
[She had created him in ignorance.]
Sophia surrounded him with a brilliant cloud,
Put a throne in the center part of the cloud
So that no one would see it.
[Except for the Holy Spirit called the Mother of the Living]
She named him Yaldabaoth.
So advanced you will what you want into existence
>>17585094
it would be unlikely to be held hostage in a simulation and not know who you actually are. you would remember being taken and put in...
assuming you were ever real that is. the more likely possibility is that if you exist in a simulation you were never a real person
so why make the simulation? why play video games or make computer models to show the flight path of astroids?
the true ruling class would want to know what would cause more problems in society and maybe to feed counter productive urges so as to not do those things in reality act them out in the simulation
the mind fuck part is that true reality might be completely different. colors might look different the taste of food. you ever play a video game that perfectly looks real?
everything might be a downgraded version of what stuff should be. sex might be only half as good in the simulation or the high from drugs might be a quarter the feeling
>>17588065
I remember playing in the playground as a kid reenacting that scene from Star Wars with my friends. It has always been "Luke, I am your father"
>>17588077
>you would remember being taken and put in
Not if it's possible to edit memories.
>>17585217
Dont Be that way
>>17585094
image related?
i dont get it
>>17587966
>>17588077
This could explain why we are so unaware of our surroundings. I'm sure anon has noticed that he is never fully aware of the environment in a dream (what does it smell like, what temp is it right now, what does x's voice sound like). In a video game you leave out details to focus on what's important. Why, in a true reality, would we not be fully aware? Another possibility is that even if reality is true, or even based on truth/derived from truth, that we are not.
Another thought that occurred to me is how in a movie or video game, there are "false realities" that are designed to express truth more so. Example: music. IRL, we don't hear music as we walk or have a map of the area above our heads. But music can substitute and more fully express emotions, and a map or HUD can show what a character is aware of, or thinking.
Neurotransmitters could be a form of "music" that is particular to this simulation. It makes no sense that reality can be expressed adequately by chemicals, no more than a series of chords express an emotional state.
>>17588148
>Things arent there unless we pay attention to them
In physics, a lot of things act differently when theyre observed, and we dont know why.
>>17588233
Because compression and processing efficiency.
Money is a simulation.
Try existing without it and tell us how you do.
>>17587926
Tfw I'm the same way
>>17588351
You surely can't live without it in the simulation. Duh.
>>17588371
Yes well the breadth and depth of the molecular simulation is quite non-experiencial from our current hardware on a practical level. So the sooner broken sims of obsolescence are removed from capacity for influence the better.
>>17585098
fnord
>>17588233
I understand that most times this only means the photon used to observe the particle may change the particle/path in some way.
The observer effect in quantum mechanics is completely beyond me, though.
>Once one has measured the system, one knows its current state; and this prevents it from being in one of its other states.
This sounds like it's saying the waves as a whole are "fluid" and the result is more of an overall effect than individually so. Like a law of percentages maybe.
As if reality were actually malleable under the tablecloth but knows to behave when it's observed or acted upon.
>>17585098
This shut the fuck up OP, you are being crazy
>>17585108
Don't really know how credible all that it, but I have a tiny one (don't know if it's legit or I'm just retarded)
I grew up my whole life looking at maps with Sri Lanka being below India, now it is next to India
>>17585108
It's interpretation you fucking moron.
I promise you it is.
Think about it. I know you've seen those chain pictures on FB that say something along the lines of read this sentence and all the words are jumbled up.
You can still read it. That's because you construct your own way of understanding words.
All of those glitches are people just mistaking the words on there first glance and then just assuming forever that it was that way, then when someone points out that it's different. It blows there mind and they think they are in a fucking simulation. They probably never would have realized the difference if it wasn't pointed out.
>>17585175
>We're more likely part of a security or marketing scheme (in which case we're not necessarily even the focus of the sim).
I can get on board with this. What is it we are producing?
I have a possible theory but, would like to hear yours first?
>>17589833
I opened Google Maps to check up on that shit, and was looking at Sri Lanka, then I zoomed out (so I could see the whole map), and switched to Google Earth, then was spinning the globe for a bit, looking at different countries, then suddenly all this shit started showing up
OUR REALITY IS LITERALLY FALLING APART
THE SKY ISN'T REAL
>>17589833
sri lanka is below India wft are you talking about
>>17585094
did you just play fallout 3 or something? lol
>>17588148
this is the most retarded shit i have ever read. You obviously don't know anything about biology or chemistry but are talking like you have gotten PhD's in both of them and have the knowledge to safely say how reality works
>>17590099
I don't recall saying I had a PHD in anything. I have a high school education & work as a security guard.
What's so wrong with it anon? I'm just interested, just shooting the bull dude.
>>17590106
>makes no sense to talk about reality using science
>neurotransmitters are like music in video games!
Please don't pull shit out of your ass.
also
>we are so unaware of our surroundings!
Is there a reason why we should be aware of everything?
>>17590120
There's no reason a chemical process should be a way to grasp truth. As anon before me said, the concept of good & evil could just be the result of dopamine in your head.
Music doesn't directly correspond with the literal events in a game. You can't disassemble a track and say "the strings are x event, the sax is y." They correspond with a perceived reality which is entirely subjective. So even though music doesn't directly correspond with reality, it expands upon the experience of it.
Neurotransmitters could be the same. Like how good & evil could be only a personal preference, they wouldn't be a direct grasp of the literal events taking place, but expanding on the subjective experience, or even defining it.
>why should we be aware of everything
Why should we not? If I look at states where I'm less aware, it seems this are ones where I'm less perfect: childhood, drunkenness, being asleep. Makes sense to me, if you follow that line of thinking, a perfect existence would include a full awareness.
Like I said though, I don't really know anything, just tossing things out.
>>17589857
Ah, I see.
So those millions upon millions of people who would agree that it has changed have an invalid point because it's left up to "interpretation".
Human memory is meant to be INfallible, not fallible. You don't just misinterpret or forget something you saw over and over again which you have a clear memory of.
>>17590147
>Neurotransmitters could be the same!
>Why should we not be aware of everything!
Do you even know what neurotransmitters do and how they are released? Do you even realize that by being aware of everything around us that means we would also sense more of the light spectrum, be able to sense polarity changes, be able to sense magnetic fields, be able to sense all the bacteria, be able to sense chemical interactions, etc. And why wouldn't you want to explain the workings of this reality with reactions? How can anything happen without interaction of anything?
And I have no idea about the other bullshit you are talkin about when talking about how to differentiate between reality and simulation.
>>17585108
I'm not one to believe this kind of stuff, but I have something to add to this idea
I'm brazillian, and the portuguese translation for the Snow White line that I'm undoubtedly sure of is "espelho, espelho meu", which is essentially translated to "mirror, mirror of mine"
doesn't prove anything, but if anything it points towards the fact that the proper line is "mirror, mirror on the wall" like the image suggests
>>17590147
> "Like I said though, I don't really know anything"
> this thread
>>17590147
this retarded response is what /x/ is
>>17590327
so I decide to look up on youtube the scene in the brazillian dub, and the line now says "fala, mágico espelho meu", which translates to "speak, magic mirror of mine"
this shit most definitely isn't people remembering stuff wrong, man
it spans across multiple iterations of the same memory
the memory I created from the localization I watched was altered because the original was altered
fucking garbage-ass simulation, filled with obvious bugs
How fucking retarded can people think to believe that somehow people fucking up pronounciation of some unimportant shit (that mostly happened in our childhood, so memories are even wonkier) - honestly, shit literally hit the fan when I read you faggots stressing over movie quotes everyone got wrong (mostly because people who created shit memes are shit at keeping everything like the original quote)
Ah but fuck it, all of you live in a simulation anyway - sitting on your computer and shitting your life away. Kill yourself faggots, maybe these pesky machines will recycle you into fuel faster.
>>17590414
there are also people here on /x/ that like to dismiss facts from science but at the same time use science to make their topics more believable.
Im surprised this board is still up, its actually just /b/
>>17590354
>>17590172
So suggest something better.
We are in cryo-sleep awaiting arrival on our new Homeworld.
>>17585094
As usual with this theory, it begs the question: if yes, how many of us are real and in a simulation and how many are virtual NPC who do not actually exist? If we are all real, there are some incongruencies that arise, like, for example, the fact that for some this "prison" is fucking awesome.
>>17585108
Pic related can be explained with multiverse theories as well. As in, universes are merging for unknown reasons.
>>17585234
Well, you are installing a better skinpack. That can't be a bad thing...
>>17585280
He's alive and kicking and he is a fucking racist. He supports segregation, did you know? The interview where he declares that is easy to find.
>>17586773
Feasible, you phucking pheasant.
>>17590434
you want me to suggest a revised comment so you can look smarter? Or are you asking me to suggest a better topic? This place is fuckin retarded
>>17587159
Find the cheat codes.
You did not learn anything from The Matrix movies?
kailo is my cousin. he's herem and galatic armadas... that being sqi we're not much alike
>>17590517
I was trying to get some conversation besides
>that's stupid
>you're stupid
>>17587214
Is it really so difficult to look stuff up before typing BS? They are both alive.
>>17587370
http://www.socialsmiling.com/image/asset/1511_life-is-so-much-more-enjoyable-now-that-i-have-decided-i-just-dont-give-a-fuck_322-692.jpg
>>17587436
Not intentional, obviously.
>>17587518
Seriously underrated post.
+111
>>17587773
He is alive.
>>17587783
Jeez you're slow.
Have you seen the Matrix movies?
Same thing.
Your "physical things" aren't real.
>>17590525
>asks if he knows about NT's
>asks if he knows what would happen if we were more aware of surroundings
>can you suggest something more intellectual to talk about
why do you think im calling you a retard?
>>17587929
No, you got put in a mental hospital because you said that to someone, dumbass.
>>17590548
i think he is asking for the actual mechanism and workings of a machine that can simulate a whole new life entirely with everyone hooked up to it running at the same time.
Hes not asking for fictional examples
>>17587955
Mmmmno it isn't, if you come here to watch the endless circus.
>>17590499
I also like to think about the theory of a multiverse, but I picture the Mandela Effect as a glitch that happens when a new universe has formed.
It rubs up against the universe it formed from, and an alternate reality is created.
>>17590550
Because you can't think of anything original pertaining to the conversation and only want to insult other anons.
>>17590556
"Brain in a vat" scenario.
Literally the Matrix.
Fictional does not mean that it can't be used as a theoretical example.
>>17590558
Absolutely. The question remains of the reasons why this happens, if it is real.
>>17590557
Man, that is EXACTLY why I am here :^)
Hanz here. Thats what i believe. The way out is you first have to shed your lower ego off and accept into your mind that this is a game.
When i did that the illuminati destroyed my brain and now im a lifeless shell waiting for time to pass. So beware of these guys.
I believe on may 20 my wife wanted to rescue me.
Why does literally no one mention me in this thread? If i remember correctly im the first guy to have had the idea of this all being a simulation. I feel insulted.
>>17590560
>literally asking if the anon knows what he is talkin about by asking if he knows what he is talking about
>can you at least suggest something intellectual to talk about?
So becaues you can't answer my questions, its considered a non-intellectual conversation that has nothing to do what you said?
Am i being trolled or is this actual retard?
>>17590585
ffs get some energy body work done.
you don't anhero on a tooth ache do you, you take pain killers and see the dentist
>>17590617
The illuminati did something to my brain m8.
I wish someone would help me already :(
How is it that everytime i post somewhere, i kill the thread?
Im so sorry everyone that i failed.
>>17590669
help you find your wife?
>>17590716
With that but more importantly against the illuminati.
>>17587949
>implying psychiatry is a science and medications do good instead of doing only damage
Everytime i post in a thread it immediately dies. Weird.
>>17587436
The future fucks up in ways that we cannot fathom.
They sent people back to change things.
Upon doing special calculations, scientists discovered that even the slightest noticeable change could have drastic consequences, and a big enough change could make things much, much worse.
In the end they decided that the best thing to do would be to alter small, safe things, like letters in movie and book titles, and slight quote changes. That way, even if people noticed them, they would never be totally sure anything had changed, and therefore only small changes would be made to the future.
>>17590729
I'm sure the social reject living in a basement must know a lot.
Can anyone help me get out of the simulation?
http://philosophybites.com/2011/08/nick-bostrom-on-the-simulation-argument.html
Check this shit out
>>17590570
Indeed.
I've planned some things I'm going to test out that might reveal more about our world while in a lucid state during unconsciousness. They should prove useful.
Then again, I've only ever lucid-dreamed once. So it comes down to the matter of me getting a chance to perform such tests.
I haven't read all the comments but here are a few stories in which I have that make me think there are reality glitches.
I remember being corrected by my grandmother as a kid when I was learning to read the Bernstein Bears, I would call them "barren stine" because of the ei. and she would say no, its "barren Steen"
It was never corrected to "barren stain".
Also I had an extreme case of de ja vu about the time modern warfare was released, although the memory I was relating it to seemed like I was really young, between 8 and 10. Anyway, I'm playing the campaign and the part where the helicopter gets shot down between the buildings and ends up fucking your partners leg up, and you gotta carry him. As that was going I almost froze and felt like I've seen it all before, like de ja vu. Except it was different this time, instead of feeling like I've seen it before, I was actually able to predict what happened in the next few seconds. I remember seeing the clip when I was younger (probably when CoD 3 was played regularly) like I beta tested it, at some big arcade place with racing simulator games and stuff. Id seen the building I thought I was at not too long ago, and its a Harley Davidson shop.
The most convincing thing is Bernstein Bears.
>>17591244
Samefag, Star Wars "I am your father", Sex in the City, Forrest Gump, and Home Depot are ones I know of looking back at the picture.
" Office Home Depot" is what I used to call it. Sex in the City could be a play on words, "n" for in or and. But Forrest always said "Life is like a box of chocolates".
>>17591249
Well apparently not. At least not anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh59vZ8ccc
>>17585423
Watch this
>>17586773
For a start nigger, get some basic understandings on fucking science mother fucker before you insult others.
Double slit experiment, etc, holographic universe etc.
We don't have a fucking clue about the universe
>>17585094
>Are we hostages in a simulator
no, somebody would have clipped into something or abused a physics bug, just think about our own simulations and how poorly they operate. nobody in any reality could manage a 100% bug free simulation
>>17591415
what if ghosts are a bug?
every so called paranormal thing, being a bug too. anyway, i try not to think too much about it
>>17585094
No, supposed "glitches" in the universe are faults in the multiverse. The universe is too madsive for a computer program, even the most advanced beings couldnt have made it, especially for what is realativly pondscum like our species.
>>17585094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_RwcGzGurc
>>17585094
Probably. Think about it. ALL of us have defects. The person you think is a very good person have told numerous "white lies"....now that's a defect. What if the higher plane/the other planet etc are actually perfect? And also the fact that space is against us is another valid point. Gravity is against us, so is time so on and so on. Take any vidya for instance, you're pretty much not allowed to explore the "farthest reaches" of that sand box you've been given. The same thing is real in our world and universe.
>>17589833
Looked at a map and yep. It's out of place. I really do remember Sri Lanka being almost straight south of India and nearer the equator, AND I got a minor in political geography. So, I went online and looked at old maps. They all show them at the same place Google Maps does now. It's not in the right damn place. Next time I'm in a library, I'm gonna look at old atlases. Maybe one was missed?
>>17585094
No, we are neets and fags. It sucks but it's true.
>>17590638
then weed.
How could we overload the simulation?
>>17591509
In the process of watching all of it. Thanks anon, exactly what OP was looking for.
>>17585108
>>17585108
>>17585108
Man, I remember the movie Interview with the Vampire from when I was young. Then a while ago I saw a Mandela effect thread that said it changed to "Interview with A Vampire" and I looked it up and it was true.
Couldn't believe it. I was baffled. Now all of a sudden I see another Mandela effect thread, and it has changed back.
Man, this is some weird shit. I also remember "Sex and the city" as correct, I do remember Hello Clarice line from Hannibal Lecter but it could've been in the movie Hannibal too, dunno.
There's other weird shit too, but eh.. Can't really do anything about it.
>>17585108
It has always been sex and the city
>>17585108
>>17586773
Sorry to be THAT guy but... It was always "NO! I am your father!". I remember as a kid everyone would misquote that line and just say "Luke I am your father". I always thought we did that because someone might not get the reference without the "Luke". Also it should of been luke rather than no, but it isn't.
Also Kirk never says "Beam me up Scottie".
Misquotes and mispellings are stupid. Now stuff like Mandela an Paul McCartney dying years earlier is interesting
>>17592004
a history teacher once did a test, where we had to whisper something at the start of the class, and when it got to the end, it changed completely.
quotes and stuff are so easy to get wrong, and so hard to undo afterwards is all i'm saying.
>>17591427
Nah, the credible reports and recording are too eclectic, something else entirely is going on there for the phenomena known as ghosts to be a phys bug, plus they're too persistent, something that overt would have been patched out
>>17591790
how do you crash GTAV?
You move too fast for the engine to load more objects, or in the case of our universe you observe too many points than the processor can handle. if we had a solid sphere of telescopes that observed every direction out beyond the orbit of Neptune and a person to look at the screen of each telescope's observation that might just be enough to do it
>>17592004
I believe that it was "No"... in YOUR timeline. Mine was definitely "Luke."
>>17591485
Yeah, and no being could ever travel in space, create natural voice language translation, broadcast custom radio and video stations to anyone who wants them instantly, entangle photons, carry fire in its pocket... etc...
>>17589860
We're not producing anything, we're just parts of the research group. Could well just be individual routines within Walmart's sales forecasting system. We might not even be very good ones... and our self awareness could well be a glitch unknown to the sysop.
This is all a simulation but we do not exist outside it.
We and our consciousness are a product of the simulation, without the simulation we don't exist. Within the simulation we exist forever.
So this is as real as it gets for us.
And yes "glitches do happen" and things can change or double themselves because nothing is perfect.
I have experienced doubling of cellphones, transferrence of words from a pink sticky note into a yellowgreen sticky note. Shit like this happens to all of us but on a larger scale entire countries can shift location, our location in the universe can suddenly shift and change.
You can look at old maps and star charts and notice sudden shifts that make no sense. Same with words and phrases and memories.
We usually adapt to them and do not notice them but if you are paying attention you will.
>>17585108
"Luke, I'm your father" doesn't makes sense in the scene. People kust like to quote thst way but before it Luke says "Obi wan said my father is dead" So vader says No(I'm not dead) I am your father
couldn't we draw too much power to one location and overload the whole thing?
>>17592226
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE INTO THE SCENE YOU FUVKING ANIMAL
JUST WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE
>>17592342
Rick and Morty style?
>>17592280
>>You can look at old maps and star charts and notice sudden shifts that make no sense. Same with words and phrases and memories.
and it's not with how we are always improving how we see the world so better maps and star charts, and how easy it is for words, phrases, and memories to change over the years??
>>17592280
maps are updated every year you mongoloid
pay attention to the geography class
>>17592354
Triggered.
>>17592226
And now the 2 timelines merged and mine is the dominant one, where it is "No" instead of "Luke". Get on your knees and bow to the kings of this new dimension, you filthy luke peasent.
>>17592342
This universe is probably operating at 100% CPU capacity
Also we aren't simulations, we are real in a simulation, and you know this because you can think
Unless I am the only real poster, and real person in the world, and everyone else is a simulation
>>17585280
I thought Ali was dead too? How old are you, and what part of the world are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
>>17593127
Nah we're all stuck in here together, unfortunately. I have to deal with the same story scenarios that you do, it's kind of gay.
This has been on my mind quite a bit lately, and of my own accord I am convinced that reality as we perceive it is just a bunch of repeating patterns manifesting in different ways. I don't even think our reality is a simulation, per say. Although that wouldn't be a surprising layer. But this shit is definitely "fake," if you can look at it that way.
>>17590510
He softened after the civil rights act and isn't like that anymore desu.
>>17592354
I saw it in the THEATER, you sixteen year old spithead.
>>17593127
Fine, so let's make 'em have to overclock the fucker to keep going... and maybe burn it out in the process.
tl;dr burn down this racist universe
>>17585108
I dont get the pic. Are you saying that some of these used to be movie lines but due to glitches they were changed?
>>17586795
Maybe Lucas changed the way Vader delivered the line on the remastered version idk
>>17585094
This makes perfect sense to explain ghosts and why some see them and why others dont.
Ghosts being matrix glitches and some parts of a certain area in a city is more affected by them.
I still think the Marix movie has all the answers to the universe.
>>17587994
>It's not on Netflix
Another reason to unsub from that shite
>>17588052
Can the Mandela Effect be due to there existing existing multiple universes and sometimes these universe collide?
I used to have a habit of putting music on blank CDs and last year or so I was re relistening to these CDs when I came across one CD that had an entire album of 1 band that I never knew I had... may sound really weird but I swear I never had a copy of.
Your meat body is very real, you are a guest in this dimension.
The soul exists as an energetic soup of algorithms,
Okay someone hear me out, this happened to me years ago and I want answers.
One day I was dreaming (I am a guitarist) and a song started playing in my dream - a song that I never ever heard before.
Drums, bass, guitar, vocals - it was the complete package and it sounded really good as a kickass indie rock song!
When I woke up I wrote it down and recorded a demo of it (still waiting to see how things go with making an album and starting a band).
Still definitely a song I had never heard in my life BUT it was like an actual band came into my dream and performed the song for me...
Sorry I sound crazy.
>>17585108
>>17590754
Does bad luck happen to you with technology and objects you touch?
>>17585094
What the heck... it says Nelson Mandela died in 2013 BUT I left school then AND remember a school asembly taking place about his death in 2012 when I was still a student...
Seriously!
>>17585094
I swear the Tom Cruise movie was Interview with A vampire and NEVER THE vampire!
>>17594848
I remember this as well it was A for sure
The berenstein bears one has fucked me up more than anything though.
If are in a simulation, how come we can feel intoxication? Wouldn't it take physical existence for someone to feel heroin or something? Like, actual chemical reactions?
>>17595212
Because you're not actually feeling anything, it's just tricking your brain into thinking you are.
>>17585108
>>17586710
>>17587797
Was is though? I remember Luke. Even Tommy Boy does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsI3lFHkU_s
Or maybe my memory of this scene messed with m original memory.
>>17595212
We're programmed to feel that way, duh.
>>17594848
When the fuck did it change to THE??? I always thought it was A.
>>17593136
I am about to turn twenty and I know for a fact he was dead because of this stupid commercial that played during a high school news program they forces us to watch. Then my grandma and I are really into this show (60 Days?) where people go to an Indiana prison to uncover some shit and his daughter was on it. My grandma mentioned how sad it was when he passed away, but then the show showed that her father was still alive cause it was talking about his stance on the BLMM.
>>17585108
i dont get this, what does it show?
>>17585430
i agree with this
>>17585430
Its both.
>>17586795
Yes, because your friends misquoted it and you just assumed they were correct. 'Luke' doesn't make sense in the context of the scene.
>>17594542
Yeah, as a kid
>>17590496
You'll find that many of those folks -- and I'm not even going to generalize "most" here, let alone "all" -- are sociopaths.
And that can be a whole 'nother thread (which I might just well start, come to think of it), but I'd suggest that sociopaths are either part of the sim, projections of the sysop, or our own equivalent of the prison narc who gets special privileges.
>>17592280
Its not a fucking simulation you retard fuck. If lifes a simulation then everythings pixels which therefore means they have no physical meaning.
>>17590518
>cheat codes
pic related
>>17594641
Nah I've composed essays and poetry in my dreams, that's your subconscious (though I prefer the term superconscious and consider it the real Me) bypassing ego and speaking directly.
Here is the truth.
We are all inside a tv show for advanced being being used to humor them. They have upped the degree of humor after may 20 2013. How this works is they made us lose the sense for humor that this world has so we dont notice that all of this is a comedy show. We simply became deaf to our higher consciousness. I hope this year the apocalypse happens and we will all be freed. Or at least i will be freed. Im the only one that noticed that. Thats why they unarmed me and rewired my mind and put me in this world which is a sealed off environment to the server with all the other real people. I am probably all alone here and everyone is sleep walking. If this doesnt end we, well i, will be stuck in here forever. I hope they release me.
>>17595534
Everything IS pixels, dumbass. Do you even Planck?
>>17595574
fwiw i'm self-aware too... obviously can't prove that to you, but i am.
>>17595585
Where do you live?
>>17595591
In a house. Lol.
>Personally identifying info and /x/ don't mix well.
>>17595664
Im just checking if you are the person im looking for.
>>17595693
I am not the drone...
ahh...
y'know, i'm not gonna start that on a "luke" thread.
>>17586962
for me, it's not about whether we could simulate the universe but whether we could simulate US
>>17585094
well, that's literally what scientology thinks, op.
i'm not a scientologist but i think that they have the most accurate explanation of how and why we're here, and what the universe/existence is actually like and about.
>>17595737
Im looking for my wife.
>>17595741
One slightly greater than us (perhaps the "real" us?) could simulate our current experience without thinking too hard.
>>17595751
yeah no definitely not me
>>17595794
Ok.
>>17595741
If you're ready for some seriously esoteric stuff -- and you have to give it a chance, it's pretty heavy reading -- follow anon's advice in >>17587495 and start reading soul-healer.com.
>>17587412
The universe
>>17591390
>Double slit experiment, etc, holographic universe etc.
so if we throw random terms from unrelated fields, it negates the enemies' argument?
OK, let me play.
thermodynamics, mitosis, encephaly! wew I win! my unrelated science words are bigger than yours.
>>17585094
I used to get that all the time. Just tell them stuff they'll never be able to prove and they'll go away.
>>17588042
There's no such thing as a seller of truth.
if we were simulations we couldn't really be hostages could we fnord
>>17596344
Sure we could... but I'm leaning toward us being prisoners.
>>17596220
If you can prove they believe in god you win as well.
>>17596359
sure we are, but not hostages
>>17596344
We could be simulations of prisoners, do the enemy could know what we would do if approached by our enemy.
>>17596406
But I mean, we COULD be hostages (as in, it's possible, though I don't think that's our particular case).
Even if we're spawns of the sim, it would be possible to be held as hostages to coerce those who do not want harm to come to intelligent beings (even digital ones).
But again, I agree with you that the prisoner situation feels to be the right one.
>>17585108
this is the stupidest fucking shit in /x/
I once had a dream where I was a young futuristic soldier on some kind of space ship. Everything was sort of grey and we filed in gung ho and happy, ready to kick ass, sat in seats like a bus and pulled down a rollercoaster type safety harnesses.
Then we all dropped like an ODST from Halo down to a planet.
It was the most real experience of my life, I've never felt so alive in my entire life. Afterwards I was fucked up for a week, I kept thinking that this dream reality was real and my waking state was a dream.
Now I understand that by itself this is just a bit of a creepy dream that I attached too much importance to but this was actually the last in a sequence of dreams over the course of a month or so. The dreams leading up to it weren't about this alternate reality, they were predictions about this reality that came true. Very small things, what people would bring back to the shop, a bus being late, people I'd see later in the day unexpectedly.
I haven't thought about it in years, but I'm really interested by the OP's post. My dream about being a futuristic soldier might not have just been a dream, but a memory, or a prediction.
Or maybe we're all schizophrenic. Maybe we'll find out one day, maybe we won't. I just really want to know the fucking answer.
>>17596463
Be careful, what if you blow your cover?
>>17594587
the thing is there are multiple universes and for some reason some people end up in other similar yet slightly different universes. They KNOW their memories are correct even though the universe they know live in shows it as being different. I have a few of these feelings from the past like a few others...this isn't a recent meme on /x/. There have been posts about this stuff since before 4chan.
Ones that are against the effect try to prove the others wrong by saying you can see it's this way...not using critical thinking skills to understand of course it's this way, you're living in this universe. I'm from a less violent universe, this one currently is extremely hostile. Murder, war, and simple conversations in any thread contain those that thrive off of negative energy. There are balances in each universe and also between universes that are close together...ie a see-saw.
Some people think extreme acts of violence can rupture reality...something is off with this place. But I only feel it because I'm a visitor
I don't know after experiencing ego death it's hard to imagine this earth as being superficial
>>17596555
and to add, I don't think it's a physical transfer. My mind/soul either broke off or converged to this universes me
>>17596563
I find exactly the opposite to be true. The deeper I've gone, the fake-r this thing is.
>>17596588
The earth itself, not the "world of man" on its surface.
>>17585094
Retards like you are the McDonald's of human life. Worthless shit.
>>17585108
Mandela Effect always seemed like bullshit to me until I found out that apparently an assload of people remember dilemma being spelled with an n.
Now I'm a bit mindfucked.
>>17596631
What if it's instead a dream realm we've all populated in order to further a long running joke?
I've noticed certain relationships between Mandela Effects, an alchemical relationship.
Some global gag...
...like Idiocracy... but as a big gag...
Like a big ol' bunch of gags where everyone gags eachother and gagsback in an intertwining network of gags.
Gags and also time travel.
You have to glitch it. You need to make it do calculations that are incredibly computationally intensive.
The simulator itself is dumb. We can break it. If you remember who you are meet me at light source 23
>>17595284
It feels like it changed this year. I remember reading the title couple years ago and it was "A". Google results call it "A", people on ebay selling the movie posters and DVD call it "Interview with A Vampire - Brand New DVD" despite their own copies of the movie having "THE" on them now.
What's the most fucked is that Anne Rice, the author of the novel at 4:40 in this video calls it "Interview with A Vampire" no fucking joke:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0VX_U20wLk
>>17597297
Or maybe she is saying "the" hmm idk but still that doesnt change half of people remembering it as "A"
>>17595239
I have legit felt smells, eaten and drank in a dream.
So that other anon who said we are never fully aware of out environment when drraming is wrong
>>17595315
I hope for the day I wake up and Christopher Lee is still alive.
Why do you think Mandella was brought back alive if he really did die in another universe?
>>17595533
What about good luck? I mean some have such amazing luck in this life whilst others, whatever they do or how hard they pray, it is hell for them nonstop
>>17595534
Science has shown that matter actually is like pixels. I remember watching some documentary on objects and matter barely existing or something like that due to how much mass is in them.
Idk I suck at science and what I just explained doesnt make sense.
>>17585175
I've considered that we may be prisoners in the "future", serving a prison sentence. You must experience how life was 1,000 years ago. Or maybe this is just a ride or a game, just to see how our ancestors lived.
>>17597319
It seems like this is a computer simulation, and this computer is calculating all possible outcomes for every action. But in our universe, we only see one outcome. But all we can observe is the weird quantum phenomena that happens in out universe. But it's hinting at a much larger working of the universe.
>>17595744
Finally someone else understands the truth of what scientologists teach.
A shame that scientologists "punish" us because they are mostly anti sexual believers hence why they hate homosexuality etc.
>>17596631
What other words do you remember being different?
Reminds me of the word "worser" which my parents told me never existed and isn't an actual english word BUT a google search reveals that yes Shakespearian times used it and even a friend of a friend used it once and I was like "wtf I thought I was the only one who invented this saying"?
