Why is there no weird youtube threads up /x/? Are you feeling sick? Bonus points for videos with little views or something you found on petit I'll start
https://youtu.be/kKwlWe0USoE
https://youtu.be/k4Pd527GN48
Let's go /x/
Probably just a crazy old woman but the way the guy shrieks chills me
https://youtu.be/h5RdNyXsFEc
>>17550782
This was "exposed" awhile back as just being apart of some towel head horror movie in the UAE or somewhere nearby.
Still kinda creepy though.
>>17550793
Thanks, I wasn't aware.
It's not even the lady that freaks me out, it's how scared the man filming sounds. They did a good job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2NunYlLL7g
Someone posted this in /tv/ the other day
Hoping anyone can shed light
If anyone could help me out I'm looking for a video I saw on youtube in like 2007 or 2008. The video was maybe 5-10 minutes long and it was a guy filming outside, then inside his house at night time. It's in night vision so I remember it being green. At some point you can see a Bigfoot-like creature in his backyard in the weeds. I also remember him filming his cars in the driveway at some point. Near the end of the video he is hiding in his house just filming the wall, maybe crying or something but you can hear several huge bangs on his door like someone is trying to get in. If anyone has the link or at least knows what I'm talking of please let me know
>>17550811
Well that's fucking weird.
>>17550816
look up the playlist "The unsettlist" on YouTube, I know that's in there towards the top. playlist is by Anoptimus Prime
>>17550811
>>17550870
Holy fucking shit. Thank you so much. I've been trying to find this for YEARS. I know it's almost definitely fake, an ARG or whatever they call it, but it scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid. I remember being st a friend's house watching this on his computer in the complete darkness while he was sleeping, and I didn't go to sleep that night. Thank you for finding this, you really don't have any idea what it means to me. Here's the link if anyone's interested, it's scary as shit
https://youtu.be/maQsaaO2_gg
>>17550629
>Why is there no weird youtube threads up /x/?
Seriously? We get flooded with them every day, if you'd bother to check more than the main page.
>>17551049
There is no other thread. Maybe you should check the catalogue as I did before posting this
>>17551030
glad to help, friend. just to warn, the shit in that playlist is not all good. I just bookmarked it because it was posted on /x/ a while back
>>17551089
there's a nightmare fuel thread actually, which is pretty much exclusively videos
Real UFO sighting. Shit is frightening
https://youtu.be/NmNPjYxtRIU
>>17550811
what am i looking at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>>17551287
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>>17550811
Anyone?
>>17550811
art?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwybaI5QBMs
>>17551030
That looks like a guy in a ghillie suit to me, but still has some creep factor to it,
Wtf?
>>17550782
the more times i watch this the more times I just can't take it serious and giggle really hard after someone said it's a guy hunched over chasing the car
also i mean, you're in a car, hit the bitch
>>17550782
God damnit. The second it finished, I heard screeching outside and I nearly shit myself. Turns out that it was just a couple of cats but god damn I was terrified.
Scary shit....
>>17551287
>>17551404
Now I need an egg and a syringe. Thanks guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9vETdQub28
>>17551404
Prometheus BTFO, that's where facehuggers come from
>>17550782
Yeah fuck that
No bueno
>>17551287
>look on his channel
>there's another video
>and oh good lord it worked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ
please tell me there was a way this shit was faked
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yrhG5I65vg
>>17552539
god fucking damn it, I can't replicate this and prove to myself if it's real or fake because I don't have a dick.
>>17552549
>"WHAT'S UP, I'M TIM...UM"
>this is the part where I immediately close the video and call you a faggot
>>17552571
What makes it worse is that so far, only one untranslated video has disproved it, but even then the methods used to recreate it only make the original seem more legitimate
>>17552589
i mean I don't believe it, obviously. humans and chickens can't fuck and have babies because there's an anatomical barrier, and a fuckin biological barrier more importantly. plus, semen dies within hours iirc, and unless this guy was using fresh chicken eggs straight out a chicken puss then there would be no way this could even sensibly work because of the way eggs are prepared before sale to prevent baluts or whatever they're called.
however much I tell myself its not real, though, I STILL WANT TO INJECT SEME INTO AN EGG
>>17552589
>>17552539
How do you think it "worked" exactly?
What most likely happened is that he had a viable egg, it got fucked up by injecting his jizz into it, and what resulted was just a malformed chicken, not any homunculus or anything
>>17550811
It was made by the guy that made the cat tribute video. He is an artist.
>>17552729
He has a bandcamp and is from Texas, Austin.
>>17550629
this actually happened irl, thats even more scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL5MwfSxwCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qM0ssPh4MRM
>>17552741
wish he would post more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbwTMSV_8f8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ooNj14wH8
>>17550811
Fuck. 24/7 weather automated voices are always really fucking spooky. They also bring up memories of huddling in the basement during tornado warnings while listening to the radio.
>that ominous beeping signifying a severe weather announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHQjrUPkv9U
!!!!! READ THESE RULES BEFORE WATCHING !!!!!
Normal video *CHANGED* into a dark, sinister jumble when left in abandoned house: See the results:
Here's a video some friends and I shot about a year ago in an abandoned house, in part of our town the old folks call, Darkness Valley.
We heard a local ghost story of a girl who was abandoned and died in this house, and we thought we'd make a parody of a "paranormal investigators" video, as a joke. Sorry, but we weren't taking our "investigation" seriously when we made this video originally; we do watch The Haunting and TAPS/Ghost Hunters, but we certainly are NO professionals (as you can tell from the first 2 minutes of our video, below), and we were skeptical of the story we were "investigating".
We found the so-called "Darkness Valley" location with the house where the girl was supposedly abandoned and died, shot a few scenes here and there of our fake investigation, then we burned & traded a few DVDs on the spot, and forgot about it.
This year, we went back to check on the place, and found some of our stuff still in the old house, including one of the DVDs we'd made, dirty from the rain & weather that had gotten inside. Took it home, and after several washings, finally got it to play (more or less), but... it was... different.
It was NOT the same video as when we'd left it there in that old house in Darkness Valley. It had changed.
We recognized some parts, but... it just wasn't the same.
>>17554959
It started out playing fine for the first 2 minutes while we introduced the "crew", but as we approached the house in the video, it started messing up. It got darker. Our narration dropped out, the music was messed up, and in most parts - just strange sounds & static. I've been told that the ink dye used to "burn" home-made type DVDs can actually "biodegrade/rot" with exposure to weather, heat, and sun, but this is.... much, much more than that.
The closer we got to the girl's bedroom in the video, the more disturbing it got. Clips we never filmed, started "appearing" in the video - taken from different angles, some even with a different kind of camera than ours. And the girl in our mockumentary video, who was supposed to be portraying the original girl who died there: She looks the same, at times, but... I'd swear it's someone/something else coming through.
What really creeped us out was when we watched it a couple of times, and started noticing the CHANGES.
****** THE RULES: ******
THIS IS NOT FOR LITTLE KIDS!
IT'S RECCOMENDED YOU DON'T WATCH THIS MORE THAN ONCE. If you do watch it more than once, and you see the changes, obviously, that will cause problems with your state of mind, possibly physical sickness.
IF YOU WATCH IT MORE THAN ONCE, AND SEE OR HEAR CHANGES, NO MATTER HOW SMALL: This can be as bad as you allow it to be. It can prey on your mind to the exclusion of all else. So, it would probably be best, to Just Not Worry about it, and tell yourself you didn't see it.
The transfer we made of the video from the DVD: Note that it seems fine up to the point at which we're approaching the house (about the first 2 minutes - and Yeah, we thought this was a joke, so we were Not taking this "investigation" seriously to start with, sorry), then it gets worse & more dark & abstract the closer we get to the girl's bedroom, where the story said she was found, under her favorite yellow blanket...
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTHlJT8VCns
>>17551123
its a plane
>>17554964
alright you fucker I watched seven minutes of this shit and I would like to take the time to call out how utterly fake and laughably bad your attempt at corrupt lost media is, but you've already stolen enough of my life with that utter garbage.
here's a tip. next time, give the camera to someone else when the ghost is supposed to be filming, because when every shot is the exact same, it loses it's immersion MORE than immediately.
>>17550811
I sorry, but whenever I hear one of those Google translate voice all I can think is that they are about to break out into a rap song about the KKK. Moonman has broken me.
On mobile rn but search up kraina (kryna?) GryzboTV. It gave me some spoopies
>>17552046
Hell yes, this is phenomenal..
The audio track was intense throughout, and was timed perfectly for maximum impact of the video- complemented the video perfectly.
All in all this is awesome.. Gold for sure
>>17552571
>im a grill btw :)
>>17557516
nigga I said I don't have a dick doesn't mean I'm a girl
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
A simulation of mass suicide in America.
>>17558159
Its pretty rare for it to not mean you are a girl though.
>>17558159
>don't have a dick doesn't mean I'm a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DySMzS4baY8&nohtml5=False
>>17552729
>>17555651
This video you mean?
Doesn't appear to be in his channel.
The Wyoming Incident
It's just a shitty Creepypasta that I'm sure everybody on this board knows of but I still find it unsettling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHkW0aKHRc
>>17554848
Poor Goebbels :(
>>17552729
>artist
That isn't art, it's shitposting.
>>17558159
Fuck off attention whore.
>>17550811
wat
>>17554848
that bitch has no clue how to play a cello
>>17558195
i like this one better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>17558159
what are you then? genderfluid Shitkin?
>>17553378
I watch this out of compulsion every time I see it in a thread
>>17550793
I heard different. Apparently the woman was possessed by a jinn and the guys in the truck were tracking her down.
>>17552539
This is some disturbing annunaki shit.
Really makes you wonder just what abominations scientists have been able to cook up in top secret labs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt8rfsm2mUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMdKb2kbRVU
>>17550629
>THIS FUCKING PICTURE
I HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THINGS LOOKING INTO MY WINDOW AND THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LONG AGO AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT TRIGGERED
>>17550629
ay lmao
lowkey smokin weed
>>17560708
no, i got a leg and my dick chopped off in a car accident. of course that also includes my balls and half my pelvic floor, in general it's not a fun time and doesn't matter in the thread.
>>17561397
>>17561397
post pics
Look through some of these urban explorer vids by Dan Bell. He's caught some freaky shit on video in some of his recordings, that defy explanation
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNz4Un92pGNyYF4twxErGwWr5T3RY3yMP
>>17552549
>man with accordion attacks kids for breaking into his house
>>17561397
Sorry to hear that, are you in constant pain? I hope not.
>>17550629
Stan Romanak (or however you spell his name) is a total sensationalist. Got picked up for cp, too.
>>17552765
you are a true fag.
>>17561397
> It doesn't matter in the thread
Then why did you make an entire post bringing it up in a forced manner? Post pics, btw
>>17550629
found this on /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smcz3tbvkEY
>>17551425
Honestly, in my eyes, appeared to be a so-called broadcast hackings. It doesn't make it any less petrifying, however.
>>17559993
That's cause that's a contra bass and is like twice her size.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X72xDpv898Y
>>17550782
@2:46
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROAD YOU NORMALFAG!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lJMiyME3Cs
>>17562413
Made my week
These threads never scare me to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBbzAROBCI
>>17550811
I actually live in cincinnati, Ive seen that channel many times. It is actually a legit weather channel, it repeats the same weather forecast over and over for as long as it runs for the night.
https://youtu.be/6qYSxDfmHZE
>>17556173
thats the joke
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqz6aJpsn6Hwg2WG2OLCQ4Q I found this channel when Inside The Asylum Walls mentioned it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1qj_Suu7OQ
very weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEPuF7QJa3g
This guy reedited Holy Mountain to be even more creepy
>>17550629
I wish I could find whoever started that "breathing heavily into the mic" bullshit that every horror movie and game does nowadays and fucking murder him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slriqdWn_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XW5wpcZY_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouaZlzYRL3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVZLsyBiTeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVBNi55rGPw
this thread was good dunno if we should let it slide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8-0wQ0ikWQ
TOP KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am8OGLlV80c
This one is a short movie about Red Hot Chili Peppers former guitarist John Frusciante's house by Johnny Depp and Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers.
Some context, John Frusciante used to be a heroin consumer, he has had near death experiences and claimed he used to see ghost and communicate with spirits. This movie represents this heroine-driven way of life. Music also by John Frusciante.
The mood in this video is not very creepy, but rather, deppresing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU2K78BHfz4
>>17550689
Well that was comfy
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjSetla8kEM
>>17561171
What
The
Fuck
>>17562811
This is the best one desu
https://youtu.be/FO8MyXDYHqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU
This scares the everliving shit out of me.
>>17552539
I'm troubled by this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b4LMdULZAk
>>17552539
I doubt human DNA and chicken DNA are comparable, not to mention that thing would have been birthed from only 23 chromosomes but unless one of you annoy decides to do it fro yourselves ill just keep this in mind as not possible.
>>17557516
who?
>>17561171
Vaporware go back to /mu
>>17562464
you need to take you and your vaporwave back to /mu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuOSV2pWnbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8syimsOXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOGNk-b3NOo
>>17555651
I don't get it
I saw a video a while back and I'm not sure where but it was a guy in a bathtub cutting his dick and saying no more peepee mommy? Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
>>17566137
not even fucking vaporwave, maybe more mallsoft
>>17567167
Go away you /mu/tant
https://youtu.be/86xtFuFTdUI
>>17551287
BLYAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GipAdNAzWjE
>>17550629
Listen the whole way through.....
Fucking spooky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5IZ-qthOY
https://youtu.be/4bEDM4bsfWg
Posted on another thread but this if fucking bizarre, anyone have an explanation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL5MwfSxwCw
I found a series of videos a while back with a bunch of people in a room being recorded by a cellphone camera. They hear some banging later on and then struggle with opening the door that got banged on. Sorry for shit explanation, but does anyone know what I'm referring to?
http://youtu.be/nnY8rfUqmY8
Was this ever debunked?https://youtu.be/_1kUeoTwnfo
gee, what a great thread, /x/!!
i can't wait to post all of these to /r/creepy!!!
have an upboat!!
>>17557516
Probably meant that he can't do it with store-bought eggs.
This channel was posted a few months ago and it seems to have stopped. No idea ehats happening in the video but theres a constant beeping. https://youtu.be/GDaGwzUudZM
>>17569439
lol the last video is just some kid practicing his flute.
>>17569448
It sounds like some shitty midi file or a bootleg videogames soundtrack haha
>>17550793
Link?
>>17569439
>constant beeping
It's morse code...
>>17550782
It's amazing that something can look so incredibly silly yet be somewhat unsettling. I think it is that he genuinely sounds upset, and while silly the witch looking figure is just creepy as fuck in the way it moves.
>>17551030
>240p
Which pixel was the scary one?
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHmPTxkfQqg
This video is really off and surreal- super bizarre,
Found it on NicoNicoDouga.
>>17569852
this is some found footage shit
>>17550811
>>17565763
I know that this shit is fake - it's not even trying to pass itself off as legit - but it still spooks the fuck out of me. There's something so cold and hopeless and off-putting about EAS.
>https://www.youtube.com/user/theEASexperience/videos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
>>17550782
>The amount of hesitation
>That ridiculous head bobbing
I'm a firm believer in weird shit but even I can see its fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iA8_Wyrg_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P_9aa9v1go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duBBgcPbzBs
>Translates to "Exodus to Anus"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfHjE6Bk7k8
>>17568534
I keep watching this over and over. Before she jumps, you see someone walking next to her, they could've just pushed a mannequin off the platform. BUT, you can't exactly just walk into a train station and go 'we're makin a spooky vid, so just chill about everything we do yea?' and the way the arm flails as the body comes down too. I'm very conflicted about it.
>>17562464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8IS0ssnXQ&nohtml5=False
this is just vaperwave mac demarco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij3zzgDeP0A
>>17568534
I watched a version that doesn't cut away and my opinion is that she jumped too early, fell flat and survived under the train. When the train stopped she crawled out and walked away. Her behaviour afterwards is not so odd considering she just survived attempted suicide.
>>17552539
Oh fuck I laughed when it got smushed
>>17550629
Only recording of a Castrati
This one is weird, but also quite catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbwTMSV_8f8
>>17570264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjvfqnD0ws&nohtml5=False
Wooooooops
>>17570267
>>17553378
Sorry. Forgot to check if it had already been posted.
>>17552539
What the fuck is this russian sorcery?
>>17569852
now this is some weird material...
>>17561368
It's ok anon. This one was from a show about seeing that in their window, was confirmed faked.
>>17568015
I'll admit. 2 years ago I was a "scene" kid. What can I do to earn forgiveness?
>>17569706
What does it say? Any anon good at that shit?
>>17552539
Oh fuck
>>17570274
ill rip ya m8 i swear on me gobblers mum
>>17561646
dan pls go
>>17571823
is YOUR name Dan?
>>17551030
holy shit i remember being scared by this as a kid too, and about a dozen other videos with such generic names its hopeless id ever find them, thanks for sharing
>>17564807
What's up with the comments on the video, made it even weirder
>>17568855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCsj0m8oFrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ful4yfgl498
>>17572572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlMmdqeA7hU&nohtml5=False
>>17564977
tfw no replies
these are sort of scary tho if ur lookin for that
i needed a scare >>17565062 >>17564977
>>17572586
some good shit out of mother russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoOfqwAfWf0
>>17554959
This is the shittiest video I've ever watched
>>17552539
BLYAT
*smash*
I think i hit it too hard
>>17572606
a huge leech?
>>17550782
I cant believe how everyone think this is creepy
I mean even in the first seconds you get the expression that some guy dressed up as a granny and pretending to be scary, even the stupid noises it makes is sounding like a guy trying to sound like a spooky granny
>>17570668
kill yourself
Have a really unnerving 7 minute Japanese animation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrjxZ1iE7wk
>>17552539
>good lord
>>17564977
that first video ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>17552539
Why are Russians so fucking scary?
>>17573673
Damn this is really cool
>>17564807
huh...this made me tingle
>>17558387
Expand Dong
>>17552539
BLYAAATT
>>17561171
This one always gets me, it's so off beat and unnatural, pretty good spooky shit
https://youtu.be/fAHHpABrXUc
>15 views
pretty spooky imo
>>17562413
kill ur self
>>17551974
u have a few minutes to move the sperm into the egg, also get an egg that just came out, not supermarket frozen one
>>17551508
I am not sleeping tonight.
>>17574211
that's not scary. there are a ton of bones near my house i have a bag of them.
>>17560003
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
>>17567117
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER MOMMY!!!
That was Sentimental Corporation, under one of the Goat Worship vids. I remember seeing one from him many moons ago involving mocking Western civilization's callousness and greed and how advertisements hide that truth or something.
https://youtu.be/sViImPvke_M strange Creature caught. On camera
>>17557222
I'm ritch, biatch. K-K-K. K-K-K. I'm killing niggers, I'm killing niggers (please stop)
>>17555052
Why would anyone listen to anything else ever again? Also everyone would be deaf regardless but DETAILS DETAILS
>>17569900
Man I wish someone would draw the Blood of the Moon attacking people.
Not sure if anyone is still in this thread, but OP's video reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLqGRv7CQlc
Mainly because of that haunting siren, something very very eery about this video
>>17551287
He just had an egg that he knew had an embryonic chick in it lol.
>>17575336
anon you ever seen an embryo? if it was to be hoaxed then russian man is better off slipping something out of his glove or some other slight of hand trick that i don't know about because magicians are secretive and sneaky
>>17575344
alternatively the bandaids can cover a larger hole he made to stuff it with something
>>17552539
CYKA BLAT
>>17554848
THE ONLY GIRL IVE EVER LOVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnOXG8SxQFA&nohtml5=False
>>17561397
>/b/tards triggered by the slight mention of anything that may potentially be linked to tumblr or SJWs btfo
>>17561746
Lmao
>>17552539
wow
https://youtu.be/6qYSxDfmHZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw2GQkuHYFI
Made a short film out of a mission I did with friends on Arma 3.
It was called a "Horror Op", so spooky in nature, so I tried editing it around that since I'm an /x/phile at heart.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTW9QO0akvE
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utX4kLhdwpM
>>17576514
https://youtu.be/n_mb5v2T-Fk
>>17576080
>advertising his crappy gaming channel on /x/
I don't understand you kids anymore
>>17551404
the. fuck?
I am tempted to replicate this experiment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrVdlGqGgBc
>>17575709
wtf?
>>17564807
this is a webm I have had in my files for a while, I think I got it from a thread on /b/ but not sure, its clearly from the end of the video
>>17551287
>>17551404
and there is more of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>>17577076
sry wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YmLWnQGZhQ&nohtml5=False&spfreload=10&bpctr=1460508987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqBPd5EFzr8
Weird stuff
>>17550782
lol @ the guy in the car shitting himself over a halloween costume
>>17550782
Guy's voice reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/F2FczpQUliw
>>17551508
pretty dooty
>>17552571
did you cut off your dick? plz dont tell me you cut off your dick for the love of god...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piHh4OeC-a0
something like this makes me feel a little confused about things that our minds makes us do due looking at scary shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1euNyTh-Fqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw78k0dldHI
>>17577048
saved into my doom collection thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySuk-eWBG9Y
Homonculus part 3...
>>17577332
WE'RE TOO DEEP INTO THE ZONE STALKERS
>>17577332
Anyone know what's up with this guy
>People that use these thread to shill their shitty videos.
Literally the worst.
>>17569738
>>17573063
To be honest, you can have some legitimate encounters with some weird shit that plays out like this - seemingly awkward and cheesy. The effect is a sort of reverse uncanny valley - it should feel fake, except it isn't and you know it.
>>17575271
It's such a shame that filmmakers don't use these videos as source material when shooting building destruction scenes.
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU&index=22&list=LLtIrAZFmDUkGvzqLlMxqhJQ
>>17551404
Okay it's kind of weird how the thing's limb moved but that has explanation. The fact is that he took an opened egg out of frame and very well could have come back with a different one.
>>17552549
that vomiting was legit that's all I'm saying
>>17555651
>tfw my cat died three months ago
>tfw this video made me bawl my eyes out
I came for spooks not for feels goddammit ;_;
>>17565763
>do not look at the ceiling
for some reason that spooked me
>>17552539
HOLY SHIT
>>17552539
by the way his other video has him taking a shrimp out of an egg and freaking acting like it's some sort of supernatural organism
>>17577131
>tfw you reverse the audio and it's screaming HELP ME PLEASE GOD HELP ME
>>17577940
I'm sorry about your cat anon :(
>>17561171
i liked that. the girl with the straight hair is beautiful
>>17577940
May your kitty rip in peace
>>17577332
I cannot believe I watched a full half hour someone opening rotten eggs.
>>17552539
I believe the youtube videos are fake.
However if you follow the true Paracelsus' recepy. One may create a homonculus sapiens.
You need a bag of bones (preferably human bones), humanoid sperm (fresh), skinfragments (fresh), hair of any animal you want (assuming you want it to be a hybride of a homonculus and an animal).
These ingredients should be put into horse manure for 40 days, after 40 days the embryo will be formed.
The youtubers who made the video have a few things done wrong. The normal recepy goes as this:
A fresh egg from a black chicken.
Poke a little hole in the eggshell.
Replace the eggwhite with humansperm (just use a syringe for that).
Close the hole with unwritten virgin parchment.
Bury the egg in manure on the first day of the march mooncycle.
After 30 days a miniature humanoïde should come out of the egg, protecting the owner for the cost of lavenderseeds and rainworms.
Beware, the homonculus has no soul, so therefor it does not believe in God. If the devil would ever contact the homonculus, the owner would probably be murdered.
A russian man died 2 weeks after his homonculus came out of the egg. He treated the homonculus well. Until one day the devil whispered into the homonculus' ear. Everything changed.
There are many homonculus' roaming earth. With or without an owner. I suggest not to perform this alchemy. I am merely an informer. Goodbye.
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0C6jJD1hp4
>>17564807
>check recent uploads
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnOXG8SxQFA
>>17550629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQxkXwi3HDM&nohtml5=False
>>17552539
If it makes you feel better, whatever that thing was could have been moving with the help of magnets beneath the table. If the "head" was a magnet and the man had a second magnet beneath the table (same polarity) he could use it to make the head move like it did.
Then the only question is how he got it in the egg, but the egg could just be fake as well.
Yeah, that's all I got.
>>17577332
obviously store bought eggs wouldn't work nigga. unless they are different in russia
>>17580317
amazing
>>17550811
gay
Some anon a year ago posted this video in a Greentext thread. He supposedly visited a cemetery with his father who was a paranormalfag and recorded this. Pretty unsettling imo.
https://youtu.be/vOL56YhmKvA
