So I've been invited to an Illuminati order that worships Cthulhu.
Anyone want to guess its name?
>>17549305
us congress
>>17549305
the secret order of faggots
>>17549307
lol'd
>>17549305
sure mate. spit it out
>>17549318
No I meant literally guess. I want to see if anyone knows the order.
I'll give a few hints:
They're based out of Tibet and primarily operate in Japan.
Green Dragon Order or some shit
>>17549305
Kek condemns it
>>17549311
Secret order of roleplaying faggots
>>17549305
The Cthulhuminati.
>>17549305
Squidminati
>>17549326
How the fuck have you heard of the Green Dragon Order?
The Shitpost Society
>>17549340
german scientist has videos on youtube about black goo and shite, he mentions them
>>17549340
Lel. Are you OP?
>>17549356
Link plox?
>>17549305
Kindergarten?
>>17549363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgRByQXVjck
One of the few plausible presentations of this kind of material I've ever seen.
Still no hard evidence but it's believable.
Not sure if this is the right video where he mentions the order, but if you look at similar videos or just do a search of his name on youtube you'll find it.
Troll Inc. ?
>>17549323
Cthulhu is a monster made up by H.P Lovecraft. meat stick
>>17549370
But how did you know that they're an order from Tibet that operates in Japan? Does he say this in his videos?
>>17549360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Dragon_(order)
>>17549378
I can't remember if he specifically says, but he was talking about the real intentions behind a nuclear melt down in Japan and the order was mentioned.
Put one and one together.
>>17549380
Lol well I didn't expect anyone to actually know, now I'm wondering if I should have made this thread...
Aum Shuinrikyu
>>17549384
lol they worship Cthullu?
The scientist does mention that a god like entity resides near the center of the Earth and he claims to have contacted it.
I guess it could be plausible given how massive the ocean is but..still the idea of a God entity in the ocean is scary as fuck.
Maybe that's why The Beatles built a yellow submarine...trying to find God lel
>>17549384
Anyone want to guess what the Green Dragon Order does to snitches?
>>17549409
Dno if OP is telling the truth.
If he was really invited to join I don't think he'd be stupid enough to post about it on a forum.
>>17549409
Stitches.
Is it aum shinrikiyu or not?
**or is OP being an LARPing faggot?**
>>17549385
Wait, weren't they busted? Is that the cult with the guy obsessed with melons?
>>17549409
Worse than the freemasons , I can tell you that.
>>17549425
Yeah, they were the ones who nerve gassed the tokyo subway in the 90s. They are still around though.
>>17549305
youv played the game "the secret world" ?
Op here just got done sucking some cock . AMA
Today, as usual, op was a faggot
>>17549305
Autism Anonymous
>>17549323
Soka gakkai
>>17549379
LOL
your super secret super spoopy esoteric order is on goddamned wikipedia. That is fucking hilarious.
>>17549311
/thread
>>17549305
When a thread begin with guessing you know whats up.
Tard Society?
>>17550665
o fuk is this actually a crazy ass cult.
most of my older family members are in it
>>17549305
Niggas With Attitude
>>17549305
>worships cthulhu
If you want to roleplay put some fucking effort into it
>>17549311
It's called the Esoteric Order of the Faggot
>>17549305
sooper secrit clap for da real niggas n shiet
>>17551800
dubs confirm
>>17549305
Is it the great "Give us your money and we'll tell you sooper sekrits" lodge?
