How does one properly praise poseidon?
You don't. You praise Chris.
http://www.kelownasucks.com
Stop peeing into the ocean, for starters.
>>17542168
Accept his trident and embrace his grasp you have to polish his manly weapon with your mouth.
Or this>>17542195
You have to get really drunk and sire like a dozen illegitimate children.
Maybe something in your mother's basement can help.
>>17542538
Try cursing some people for petty reasons, he seems to like thst.