Can anyone read coffee stains?
I finished my cup of coffee this morning and after lunch I was looking at the cup and felt that it was trying to tell me something. I felt the urge to read it. I know that many people do it in the Mediterranean.
However I am unable to read coffee stains.
Can anyone help?
>>17540783
my whole family, almost everyone here read coffee stains for fun, after doing it for a while I can tell that I see a bird of some kind, and a path leading to either something great or horrible, also a girl, short haired maybe? Something about distance and unknown lands, its all I can see.
It says you're a faggot.
>>17540829
I am currently in a professional path that may lead me to something great or horrible in fact.
I am not aware of any girl.
Thank you.
>>17540836
OH, yeah, just, one more thing, im not suer of this but do you know of anything related to something being hidden? Like, something, someone dead. Don't get spooked Im just asking because I think in the path I see a grave.
>>17540841
me too desu. it looks like a cave, but it's not something... dead. it's more of something that shines. so maybe not a cave but an obstacle to jump into uncertainty and that op should not be afraid?
>>17540849
What if OP doesn't make the jump?
>>17540849
okay i wroth t b h instead of desu (and it converted to desu dafq)
>>17540855
from ghetto to weeabo real fast
>>17540854
then he'll splitter into rocks like the once layin on the path. (not really. i dunno. i feel like op is going to do their thing anyway but should be a bit more relaxed about it in order to really make it through.)
also: this whole thing could hint at you having to find a bit more unusual solutions and that you need to pick up on little hints and solutions and ideas while reminding yourself that you should not get lost and keep your eyes on the grand problems.
another thing to keep in mind: there might be something hidden as in a hidden information that can block your way and energy and shatter your ideas (hence the darker spot in the middle)
that's all i could possibly see in this
also: t b h is now desu whenever you post - why ever they changed that
>>17540855
ye it did that to me earlier haha what's with the t b h - desu thing
desu
>>17540783
Anyone can read shit stains?
I desperately need a shit stain reader.
When I finished taking a massive smelly shit, it left some streaks that I believe was trying to tell me something. Mediterranean folk always said that your shit is a good indicator of your well being.
Any help?
>>17540873
desu This is too little to work with, OP, drink 10 more cups, we gotta tell for sure!
no but really, don't, that'll just kill you.
Can you confirm anything we've said?
>>17540879
you mistaked us for the Indian folks, they have a whole street DESIGNATED to reading shit stains.
>>17540876
oh i should have read the thread.
and i dunno what's up with that. it sens like it's a reserved keyword for desu. must be an april's fools leftover in the site's script?
>>17540884
desu desu desu
>>17540841
>>17540849
>>17540873
There are people who tried to make me wrong in the back. Plans within plans, people trying to make me bad things - very bad things - in my back. Like conspiracies against me.
Could that be it?
This thread is a fucking trainwreck.
The coffee stains say you need to lurk more. The entire thread should take the advice too.
>>17540895
I can't see anything along the lines of that.. hmm.. Give me a second though.
>>17540895
well it could be. it could just hint at focusing on your goal and before setting a huge step in stone, make sure that there isn't a hidden meaning ir consequences.
tldr be aware of sectres and hidden stuff. it can be painful for you
>>17540905
Back, I see something falling apart, but no plans here OP
>>17540919
What? My family? My professional life? My love life?
>>17540783
you will have diarrhea in 6 hours
>>17540934
I really can't tell OP, sorry.. But Uh. as far as I see, it plays a rather big role in your life, I really hope Im not seeing this right.
>>17540952
Who knows....they tried to make me bad things once, it almost fell apart but God was on my side.
>>17540879
>Post shit stains
I need someone who can read cum stains.
>>17540991
>I need someone who can read cum stains.
Which in your case would be the same as reading lipstick.
>>17540935
Kek
>>17540835
If you are reading anything other than tarot cards, this is the overarching message no matter what.
>>17540783
it looks like you didn't use a filter for your coffee desu senpai
>>17540783
its basically a black hole pouring out bullshit at you becos you believe it
>>17540783
the coffee says you're a stupid sand nigger
>>17540829
Nice you have a talent, could you try to read my skidmarks as well?
>>17540783
Coffee stains mean that they are trying to poison you, no coffee cup has coffee stains. It means that it's not a true ceramic cup.
>>17541155
This is the grossest post ever. 10/10
>>17540893
its not an april fools its been implemented on other boards because typically people who say t b h have nothing of interest to say so theyre trying to make people stop saying it.
>>17540783
It says take your meds.
>>17540783
Yes, I read that the cup wants you to clean it thoroughly.
>>17541155
you deserve all of the kek
and some paper
>>17540783
Fucking hell op this must be bait. I refuse to believe this is a serious post.
it says
drink better coffee
>>17540835
After rereading the coffee stains multiple times, I can confirm it says this
>>17540783
It says you need to filter your coffee more
>>17540835
As a sixth generation of coffee readers, I too can attest to this. One must only look to see how perfectly phallic it is to discern the message from the great beyond.
IF only Agent Cooper had realized all the answers were right there in his hand the whole time.
Turkish coffee residue is the best reading material desu.
>>17540829
If you can do a reading I'll make some Turkish coffee.
>>17541155
lmao
Any readers?
>>17542244
>>17544320
You people drink coffee like wild animals.
>>17544320
on the side of your cup you have a tree. A tree is the symbol of improvements of life. It also symbolizes your life path.
Tasseomancy. Take it to the /div/ thread
>>17540783
Telling you that someone needs better coffee filters
>>17540855
Faggots who can't even type out three words not knowing about the desu filter...
>>17541155
I see an anal infection in your future
>>17544644
THIS
>>17540990
My favorite is the girl with the tits
>>17540783
Either something to do with jelly fish or the world is going to start crumbling around you.
World or the sun falling... 3spoopys
>>17540783
You nutjobs wants to have everything read so you don't have to think for yourself.
>>17544790
tl:dr
>>17544519
Thanks
>>17540783
Is coffee residue-reading a thing? like palm reading?
>>17545138
Nope, tea leaves.
>>17540783
Stop roleplaying faggot nothing this spectacular exists
>>17540783
what
>>17541155
It is trying to tell you nothing unfortunately. However, I recently became interested in the symbology of the paintings of the Norwegian artist Edvard Munch; his paintings share motifs like any great painter and one of these is a column of light sometimes believed to be the ever present existence of metaphysical yearning. Your shit-stain is columnar and tells me that my search beyond the veneer of existence will bear fruit; notice how your shit stain centered in this photograph resembles the sunlight. You were merely a messenger for a greater purpose.
>>17545138
>>17545148
Actually yes. Common especially with Turkish coffee. But theres a special method of setting it up.
>>17544320
Just get the kahve fali app.
I may be a little late to this, OP.
But I did see something in your coffee cup; a snow-covered mountain range. And that circular smudge appears to be the Earth, turned to North and South America.
Does your career have anything to do with the environment?
>>17545255
could you read >>17544320
too?
Take your meds please anon. For real. Take them if you didn't.
>>17548819
>Take your meds please anon.
How incredibly original.
>>17540783
I can reat that. Wait that is unbelieavable. It says that OP is faggot
>>17540783
Congrats, you've been chosen as the vessel for the upcoming Lesser Grail War
It says use a filter you fucking mongoloid
>>17550996
Even on /x/ it's impossible to escape the cancerous weeaboo plague.
This is 4chan anyway.
>>17553318
I don't even know what weaboo means anymore.
>>17553340
It's manga.
