Chris Angel is a reptilian trying to gain a following so they can take over humanity.
What do you think, /x/?
>>17534165
until he eats his own head, i aint joining no cult.
>>17534165
oy vey
the goy knows
delete this!!
>>17534165
What did you take, Hannah? And what did you take it with?
>>17534165
>reptilian overlord wears eye shadow
that's some serious drugs you're on Hannah
>>17534186
Its people like you who fall for their tricks
>pick random celeb
>come up with RP
>repeat next morning
This thread is probably supposed to be fun thread. Maybe not. I've got blinded by legit idiots and their retarded RP. Perhaps /x/ gave me finally autism.
>>17534197
We all know Obama is the real reptilian overlord. Angel is just an officer spreading their influence. Plus you cant expect a reptilian to know how to dress themselves
>>17534218
>finally autism
I'd say so
>>17534225
>>17534232
Obongo, the nigger?
presidents and other state leaders are mere figure heads.
>>17534243
Americans would typically never vote a not white guy into office. Wake up America!
>>17534247
>your vote matters
this is a meme. with the delegate and super-delegate system, sheeple's votes don't matter an ounce.
>>17534165
Sounds like humanity is safe.
>>17534251
Exactly! The reptilians made their way into the electoral college and voted their figurehead into office.
>>17534165
Earth is multicultural place, we, humanity, shall serve for money to any Reptilian Boss.
>>17534165
The Earth for reptilian refuges! You are welcome!
>>17534225
>We all know Obama is the real reptilian overlord.
Yes, and he is cool overlord! Thanks the reptilian!
Supposing you were correct, if they were capable of such feats they wouldn't require a following. We'd be bowled over without a second glance. And it would have happened long ago.
>>17534253
Lol'd
>>17534266
That sounds like something a reptilian would sah
>>17534165
>i've never seen illusion in my life
Why are there so many dumbfuck kids on /x/?
I think you should stop shitposting and wasting our oxygen
He's a fucking charlatan
>>17534272
piss off of /x/ m8 the fact you post that chart shows your incredible autism.
Shhhh
>>17534165
Hannah pls, me and the rest of your friends are worried. All you've been doing lately is posting these weird conspiracy theories on here.
the amount of b8 in this thread is autistic.
I think you're a fucking faggot, Chris Angel fucking sniffs panties.
>>17534175
come on guys, can we have one conspiracy that doesnt devolve into antisemeticism?
>>17534349
Ira, are you telling me this girl that believes in reptars ruling our goverment is our Hannah??!!??
>>17534165
Lolwut
>>17534198
You are a paranoid twat
>>17534165
Looks like an emocuck.
>>17534256
No.. just no.
>>17535549
Is it still cool to use that word?
>>17534266
You are autistic if you believe OP lol...
>>17534263
man, if Obama is any indication, we should elect all the reptilians to power!
>>17534165
Reptilians don't exist ok. Trust me.
>>17535554
Is being emo still cool? Oh yes of course, it would be with millenial faggots like you.
>>17535575
dont get so defensive man, I just thought we all agreed that using the word "cuck" was no longer cool
>>17535582
>defensive
Die.
>>17535575
Blown the fuck out.
>>17535589
geez, take a chill pill my man, just thought i'd inform that we all agreed that the word "cuck" was no longer cool, that it had lost its power. I thought this would be useful information.
>>17534165
This is ridiculous.
Chris Angel is a good guy and talented magician.
Anyone who claims he is an alien lizard shapesifter from the Gargon nebula is a paranoid liar and should be imprisoned!
Also, be sure to watch Mindfreak on A&E.
Try to contain your autism
>>17534272
>/lit/
>147
o i m laffin
>>17535526
The reptilain conspiracy is anti-semitic at its core, with reptilain shapeshifters being analogous to the idea that every person in power is (usually secretly) Jewish, it's sorta the "huffed a bunch of paint as a kid," version of the crypto-Jew thing.
I remember when my faggy cousin moved his obsession from WWE to this fag. And it's
>CRISS Angel
You've got to get the shitty spelling down.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criss_Angel
Holy shit this guy is almost 50
