How do I trigger an alien abduction? I live in Brooklyn and I wanna meet and chat with aliens. Maybe roll a blunt with them.
>>17533926
Download the new 4chan app to find out. They have a tutorials section.
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I just want to know what my name is
>>17533926
>>17533939
>>17533945
Fuck the 4chan April fools joke. I wanna fuck an alien right in the pussy so tell me how to summon them.
ayy lmao
>>17533926
>Go to nearest city
>Look and act racist as hell
>Wait for illegals to make you go missing
>>17533926
Travel to Iran on a US passport.
>>17534092
This desu senpai
Yall niggas are no help. Cmon I'm tryna meet an alien and gain cosmic knowledge and heightened intelligence and wisdom
>>17534201
The troll has been troll'd
>>17533926
Step 1) Go to desert
Step 2) Pull down pants
Step 3) Lay on ground and put butt in air.
Step 4) Feel Dumb about yourself because aliens don't abduct retards.
>>17533945
Metoo
I ain't trolling.I wanna meet a fucking alien. Why they could abduct hillbillies and cows but not a Brooklyn guy
>ctrl+shift+c
>type "boolprop testingcheatsenabled true"
>shift+left click telescope
>select "be abducted"
Just seeing what my name would be
>>17535792
because they don't exist, we are hopelessly alone in the universe, most likely this is all some stupid computer simulation of life or whatever
you are a hot indian/jamaican girl i want to put it in you :)
Alien here, what do you want us to do?
Just say AAAAAAAAY lmao
Signal them with a high frequency radio transmitter
>>17535846
fuck off
Im mexican, tell me where you live and i'll abduct you.
>>17535814
Do you have instructions for mobile?
find a remote place
smoke eat loads of cannabis
pull down your pants and point ass to sky
>>17533926
Have you seen ET?follow instructions,don't forget to phone home.
>>17535851
Help me win the lotto,and then you can fuck off,thanks
>>17535839
This I can believe, nothing cool ever happens.
>>17536935
The speed of light baby,its tricky ITS TRICKY
its just a metaphor for kidnaps and rapes of the people who resist alien rule of earth.
the spaceship thing doesnt happen, though the big head (rake) were known to abduct in the woods in the 60s-70s
>>17533926
shine lights in the sky wave it about to spell abduct me i got weed bro
>>17535851
I'd like to go around the galaxy visiting the coolest places please
>>17533926
You just have to think really hard directly at the sky.
>>17533926
At midnight go down to the school playground . Pull your pants and undies off and rub vaseline on your ass . Go stand on top of the slide and reach down and grab your ankles . Start screaming out BEEP...BEEP...BEEP pause till the count of five and repeat .
So did you get abducted OP?
>>17533926
periscope app
>>17535851
Yo come to Brooklyn. I live in the hood so I got some quality kush
>>17533926
Oh, fuck off. There are some of us who still remember.
I live in Brooklyn too, near Clinton Hill. This is a bizarre coincidence because walking home the other night I saw some weird triangulation of lights zip across the sky for a good three seconds before they faded away.
>>17533926
Just wave your cock at the sky during midnight desu
