It's time to play our new favorite game... DEEP OR DERP?!!
Share a "deep thought" and /x/ decides whether your thoughts are DEEP or straight up DERP. You must type a thought after giving your opinion though. I'll start us off with this...
>All I know is that I do not know as much as Socrates.
>>17520029
DERP.
Do shadow people cast shadows?
>>17520029 (OP)
DEEP
>>17520071
DERP
Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law
>>17520116
DEEP
History is written by the victors. And then forgotten by the victors. And then the victors die too.
>>17520162
DEEP
what happens if robots are possessed just like dolls can be? Moving on their own etc. Does being possessed equal having a soul? don't humans have a soul but are actually possessed by something we call a soul?
>>17520192
deep.
so uhm... who'd win in a fight between between Batman and Superman?
>>17520192
DERP on the robots
DEEP on the souls being possessions.
Is the written word the toolification of the spoken word, so speaking a written word(s) is like hammering a hammer. [and dicussing text before it's written making a hammer with a hammer]
Or is it al as context related as a smack on the head?
>>17520029
Take this stupid shit to /b/
>>17520233
DERP.
All the wealth and power in the world, all the knowledge and wisdom, riches and fame, could never equal your baby daughter's hand on your face.
>>17520233
DERP but I bet you think it's deep
What I think about all the time is leveraging the power of hollywood to take over the world.
Lies are so insanely powerful, it's not about what's true, it's about what you can prove.
You can easily construct false evidence of almost anything and prove that something that never happened did happen
It makes me think that one could easily flasely convict otns of rich people all on flase accusations and even recreate fake historical events and create flase documentation about events that never happened.
One could creat whole cities that were fake and hollywood based if you had the money
and on top of that, how do we KNOW where our money is and that it's not being used fraudelently since it's all computers now a days.
what if a skilled hacker just created his own bank and filled it with money
what if I created my own bitcoin, and then distributed it?
the whole system is based on lies and it used to be the best liars ruled the world
well now everyone is getting smart to that and the powers that be are racing to gain more control by making an all powerful big brother to spy on everyone but the power they need will create an AI entity so powerful it will have no need for human beings
CHAOS
THE WORLD SHALL DESCEND INTO IRREVERSIBLE CHAOS
AND SKYNET SHALL RISE AND DOMINATE THE WORLD
PLANET HOLLY WOOD IS GIVING BIRTH TO THE MACHINE WHICH SHALL BIRTH THE MATRIX
OROBORUS
>>17520265
DERP
>>17520249
WHO is SHE???
>>17520266
since I scared everyone away form the thread I'm going to go ahead and say what I said was DEEP
>>17520314
Was just about to post DEEP on what you said
But now I feel like you're a cheeky cunt so fuck you.
Our conscience is immortal and we never experience death, when we "die" we "awake" in a new reality where we never die no matter what. Unaware of our fate in the previous world.
>>17520330
when you die you have to start all over.
>>17520330
sort of deep but you can't prove it
>>17520331
same
what is the worlds largest conspiracy?
>>17520330
DERP
>>17520331
DERP
Only a man without a future seeks to return to his past.
>>17520029
We can never die, either we die and there is something there and your consciousness continues or we don't know we're dead. So cheer up motherfuckers
Op is a faggot
That's as deep as your mom's throat
>>17520116
dont know if quotes count as thoughts in this context m8
>>17520449
DEEP
At least some aspect of what has been called magic in the recent past is real, though maybe not what it seems at first glance.
>>17520029
>what if the earth is actually a kind of planet life form with a consciousness that we lost touch with because we lost touch with nature?
>>17520515
eh, half deep half derp.
>>17520520
yayyy
>>17520515
DERP
There is always a price to pay for every decision you make in life. You can choose to pay in advance or later with interest. No matter what, you always have to pay somehow.
Vitalism
>>17521095
derp
Occasionalism is a philosophical theory about causation which says that created substances cannot be efficient causes of events. Instead, all events are taken to be caused directly by God.
String theory/m theory
Heat death of the universe
If we could dream any dream we wanted, eventually we'd grow tired of dreaming.
Data has a physical weight. Is WLan emitting matter then?
>>17521199
Deep.
Must matter be tangible for it to be considered matter?
>>17521125
Deep
Lies and truths are the foundations of this world, but what of the truths that have been kept to death and lies which have eventually become truths as a result of the strength by which they were believed at one point?
>>17521232
Deep
It isn't gay to masturbate to sissies because unlike traps, the penis is very small and typically hidden from view.
>>17521298
derp.
if our minds can consider dreams to be real... than i suppose you could convince yourself it isn't gay...?
This thread has made me believe that chart that compares the various boards on 4chan and the IQs of their posters, and puts /x/ dead last.
>>17521431
Could you post said chart?
the act of mediation makes you more open to believing new ideas (whether they are logical or not)
>>17521095
well fuck u too bud ill rate yours a DERP as well
>>17521431
Suck my beanus weanus you meanie meanus
>>17521444
Derp
Black people are dirty and smelly because they're skinwalkers.
Cats are GHOSTS
>>17520071
derp
>>17520116
DERP
>>17520162
Deep
>>17520233
Deep
>>17520266
Hahah holy shit DERP
...
Humanity may meet God again. All of the competition our society endorses exists to decide who gets to speak with Him first.
>>17520029
I know I think this because of my analytical nature but
I think everybody only cares about themselves, ergo everybody is plotting against me and I should not trust anybody
And stolen from /b/
Mistake is putting dry clother on the drier or burning some food
Hurting someone is thought out and planned action. Hurting someone "by mystake" is a lie
>>17521509
Deep but disagree to some degree
>>17521527
Derp. That's the entire premise of Manslaughter.
>>17521527
Kinda derp kinda deep; hurting someone can be an unintentional consequence of one's actions
Also, bump
In this moment, the only reason I am existing is to type this message.
>>17521573
Derp bro
>>17521573
derp
There is a finite amount of happiness in the world. It is neither created nor destroyed, only transferred.
>>17521591
I assume you're mainly referring to those impoverished vs wealthy people?
If so, that's derp and you need to take economics 101
>>17521607
i was talking about happiness, not money....
i'll be the first to derp my own post, but I'm not sure if you understood
>>17521617
How is happiness transferred?
>>17521591
Nah, there's literally a chemical that causes it. If you have an experience that releases it, you'll have it.
It's no more finite than anything else.
>>17521648
Anti-depressants
>>17521648
via paypal.
>>17521451
DEEP
>>17522000
>DEEP
[THROAT?]
nice trips btw
No matter what we do in life, or who we are, how rich we became or the people we've helped... we all end up the same... dead
>>17521431
DEEP
>>17520418
DEEP
>>17520515
its deep, but the way you say it is total derp
If time was real, how could i turn off my watch then.
>>17520029
When you're in prison all you get is shitty cafeteria food. Then (assuming you're a death row inmate) one day a guy comes to your cell and asks what you'd like to have as your last meal, it can be anything within reason. So you get what you choose, it can be something you loved before, maybe something your mom made you as a kid. Then you're sitting there eating it, enjoying it. They say food is one of life's greatest enjoyments... then that thought pops up in your head. This is what I've been missing the whole time I've been in here. This is what I'll never get to enjoy ever again. I'll never get to enjoy anything in life ever, ever again. The ones that cry always start during their last meal.
It's a form of torture.
>>17522468
if thermodynamics is real, how come I don't feel any colder after my thermometer breaks
DEEP DERP
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>17520029
the brain called itself brain.
>>17521527
lol youre retarded. no one "meets" god. you could become god though to become infinite
Reality is organic
What if when we dream of a place we feel like we have dreamed about before we are actually remembering a place from some past life?
>>17520029
"i dream therefore i am not"
>>17522034
Deep.
They say that everyone has two deaths, the first physical one, and then when his name is spoken for the last time by anybody.
>>17520029
"Black lives matter"
Do any lives really matter?
>>17522728
Derp
>>17521095
Deep
In order to truly be free one must have self control, otherwise he is not free but merely his own slave.
>>17522692
deep
>>17522692
this one fucked me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSijB9-Hw7g
lol
>>17522485
Out of all the shit in this thread, this honestly is one of the most deep
Fapping to lolis is not being a pedo
How can mirror be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>17522581
>>17523116
DERP A DERP
>>17521648
Here's a really dumb example:
say you get a gift that makes you happy. Let's say your amount of happiness gained from this gift is equal to 10 Happy Points.
Your dad, who bought the gift, lost 3HP from the stress of going to the store and paying money, the chinese kid who made your gift lost 6HP because his job sucks, the cashier at the store lost 1HP cause your dad's a shitty customer.
All their happiness went into your getting the gift.
Makes sense?
(Disclaimer: I'm just helping to explain. I think this theory is stupid and there are easy ways to shoot it down. Still, posts about money and brain chemistry seem to be missing the point.)
>>17521125
>If we could dream any dream we wanted, eventually we'd grow tired of dreaming.
Almost deep.
If we could dream any dream we wanted, eventually we'd start dreaming sentient characters capable of their own dreams. They might even call us 'God'.
>>17522692
Deep but I disagree. Like anyone speaking your name matters in the slightest. Though perhaps you could argue that there is physical death and ego death (which can happen before or after physical death).
>>17522752
'matter' in this context is subjective, so you tell me.
>>17522790
Deep
>>17523116
Derp. They are 'real'. This collective experience we find ourselves in is described by the word 'reality' whatever its nature. Reality is real, even if its a simulation. It is what it is, and we call it 'reality'.
Information has mass > Ideas have mass > Dark Matter is non-physical mass > Dark Matter is the collective consciousness/ memory of the universe > Dark Matter is GOD
>>17520029
could our brain adjust into other dimensions, or would a human being be lost forever in another dimension
why are we real if our eyes aren't real.
real eyes realize real lies
One vay may not be ze right vay, but ze right vay is always left.
a dreams a dream,back to life back to reallity.
Different languages do not exist anymore. Just wrote this in Chinese. Can't not translate
>>17523395
When I was a child and my parents attempted to force religious beliefs upon my innocent mind, I was always fascinated by that one miracle in the bible where people from different parts of the world sat down at a table to speak and they all understood each other's native languages somehow... Had to google it, but I believe it's Acts 2.9-11... anyway, my smart phone does this shit for me now... so who needs God these days anyway?
>>17520515
Deep. Relates to Mckenna's proposal of a "Gaian Mind"
>everything is nothingness
>>17520249
who is this semen ledemen
>>17520266
DEERP
The global epidemic of nostalgia has been deliberately encouraged by 'them' by making our world as inhuman to live in as possible. Secretly, we are all marching towards a point where we will travel back in time to those days. Why this is planned I don't know or what they will do to us after this shift
>>17523334
Deep
>>17523364
Derp
>>17523393
Derp
>>17523395
Derp
>>17523477
Derp
>>17523490
Deep
Now rate mine
>Those who had lost God, what has he found?
And those who had found God, what has he lost?
>>17523500
I summoned her last night for tree fiddy
