I keep being visited at night. I can hear them moving along the roof.
The dog keeps barking. I can hardly get any sleep.
What can I do?
>>17517781
Get a girlfriend.
>>17517845
Relationships take time to cultivate... time that I don't have.
Summon Ifrit
>>17517781
1. Get gun
2. Shoot at visitor
3. ????
4. Profit
when you see them, start masturbating. they'll either be scared away or aero used and you might get some ghost puss
>>17517781
Set up a camera and record whatever you can, then show us. We can't help you but we still want to see.
>>17517873
*arroused
fuck auto
>>17517781
>watch signs
>obtain bat
>set up glass of water
Home run!
>>17517880
I still prefer aero used
>>17517781
Invite them in for cookies and milk. Then have sex on your mother's bed. Proceed to stop being a role playing fag, and get a fucking life.
>>17517781
Make sure you have good home owner insurance.
>Buy pump action shot gun.
>next time it pays a visit blow some holes in ur roof.
>1 kill shot = epic profit
when the police come just tell them there was a burgular on your roof, they'll believe you after you go to a psych ward for the next week tho.
possums and or squirrels mystery solved..
>>17517781
Buy a shotgun and some 00 buck, and wait for them. And of course film it for us.
It's Cats you fucking MORON.
Jesus wept.
Attach a camera on your roof
Make sure it's one of those cameras that have have batteries that last in a long period of time.
>>17517888
Glorious! !
>>17517781
Ask them if they could start using the front door like normal people.
>>17517890
Me too, in fact you are making me aero used right now.
>>17517888
It's time for an ass whooping!
