Im so lonely /x/....id do anything for a lover. Im asking how to make an homounculous as a sex slave, as the other thread has delvolved into a thread discussion the act of chicken fucking.
>>17516489
R u fat? Severe acne? Well dude guess what if your fat and have severe acne then your not gonna get laid any time soon unless you hook up with a escort. In all fairness, you can buy a flashlight and some lube and it feels like the real deal. I'd recommend the mouth moods by Jenna haze. My gf sucks me up but a flesh light feels almost 90% accurate.
>>17516510
No, i want an actual living conpanion to fuck with. Im not ugly or that fat either. I just fucking suck at talking with people, and no one likes me because they think im "creepy". I have a few friends, but they wont have a relationship with me right now.
>>17516510
a flashlight? I don't think that's the kind of pleasure OP is yearning for...
also, I like how they're no longer summoning succubi to escape their virginity, now homunculi sex-slaves are all the rage
>>17516510
I have acne and got laid
>>17516534
Step one to getting laid: Get off of /x/
tfw no gf
>>17516510
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>>17516582
Also, im not a virgin. Far from it. I was a fucking manwhore in highschool. But i need attention, and im so lonely as fucking hell. I want to fucking kill myself, for fuckssake.
but you do realise you'd still have to wait at least a dozen of years for the homunculus to grow up, right?
>>17516627
Wait, what?
have you tried keeping a chicken as a pet? you can always tenderly caress it...
Start by loving yourself a bit so you can emit loving energy.
>>17516648
Is fucking homunculi before the age of consent problematic? What is the age of consent for homunculi, do they age faster than humans, like dogs?
>>17517034
What the fuck is a homunculus?
>>17518152
>homunculus
A small being that more or less resembles a human.
>>17516600
Why not get actual gf
>>17518152
its the new succubus
>>17519914
Necause i live in bumfuck nowhere, and everyone is a christian bitch who hates me being a socialistic agnostic.
>>17519931
Move to the big city and start a new life.
>>17519939
this is a worksafe board
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