This is a serious question. Does anyone know how to summon succubi?
>>17516181
1 close 4chan
2 turn off computer
3 get fit
4 clean up
5 get a job
6 find a hooker
7 get laid
Its that easy,
>>17516195
You don't need to do all that shit to get a hooker. Just ask your dad some money.
>>17516224
>wanting to make the poor hooker start crying from having to service you
Ya like 80 bucks american. You could also get Aleister Crowley if he's heard you have a big dick.
Succubi are just trap incubi.
For the love of Pete millenials just will not stop shit posting and ruining /x/
you will never get the succ
>>17516181
STOP WITH THIS SHITTY MEME NOW.
>>17516352
>implying this is a problem
Be bored millenial
Hear term succubi in video game
Go to a serious internet forum and shit post about it
Profit????
Op was it an Atlus game you useless cock munching cunt
>>17516181
ask lilith (or gremory if the former cannot be reached)
You could also post in preexisting threads!
>>17516710
>serious internet forum
My god my sides
>>17516710
More like
>be Millenial
>hear about succubi
>try reading up on them
>think they're sex pets
>summons one
>broken pelvis.BDSM
>>17516780
Well I try to be serious I want to learn
I wish there was a better different place to talk this stuff seriously without millenials clogging it up
>>17516710
>serious internet forum
>>17516181
Google it.
Go behind a Denny's and pay the guy $30 to suck you off
lsd
>>17516181
Step one:realise you are asking a site of anime loving neckbeards how to summon a fictional being.
Step two:An Hero
>>17516505
Made my night.
nanomachines son
>>17516181
Here you go OP: https://succubusluve.wordpress.com/how-to-summon/
Report back with results.
Wouldn't reccomend it. Probably should just go outside and summon a complexion.
>>17516181
Draw a swastika on your forhead and go to a black neighborhood.
>>17516352
You must be a Xian.
>>17516181
http://www.amazon.com/SUCCUBUS-EVOCATION-FAUSTUS-CROW-ebook/dp/B00CTYBVAS/
>>17516181
If you see demon -> sucubi, run away.
>>17516181
Kill an Illuminatus
>>17516181
Here's a short version.
>>17520395
And boiled down to easy to use chart form.