Hello, /x/.
I am a real life "Hunter". I am contracted to kill, destroy, or even just remove nonhuman entities. No, I don't fight dragons or stupid fairytale shit. My job is more like a priest, actually.But I do jobs quicker, since the priests have to go through their stupid chain of command.To date, I have been contracted 33 times. The most common jobs I do are:
>removal of "zombie" or "necromanced corpses" (there is a difference)
>destruction of possessed/demonic objects
>closing/destruction of portals (how demons and spirits get around)
After one such incident, I can no longer have mirrors up in my house. They are all handheld. Also, I can not look into them after dark. Just a safety precaution.
Anything you would like to know?
how do you spot the portals
>>17515196
Does knowing your entire career is lie name you want to fucking kill yourself everyday?
>>17515196
Take your meds
>>17515196
>Hello, /x/.
>I am a real life "Hunter".
>>17515207
Well, the last portal I found was a closet in an old nursing home. Residents would disappear from their rooms and be found curled up on the floor, muttering gibberish. One even died when missing overnight. That's when I was called, because the local church refused.
>>17515235
I didn't really have anything else to call it, and "guy who finds killy places and dead people" sounded ludricrous.
>>17515228
Not my entire career. I actually own a pawn shop.
>>17515196
Okay, tell me the quickest surefire foolproof method of disposing of possessed objects. I think that is simple enough to see if you are real
>>17515246
Dude, you're talking shit. You're not a hunter, you're a bored kid writing a story.
What made you think that this was a good idea?
It's dumb, mate. Not even semi-authentic. You might as well have said you were Harry Potter.
People are laughing at you.
>>17515256
Eat them and then commit sudoku.
>>17515258
Actually, I thought about another wizard named Harry when I read the OP
OP watched Supernatural and momentarily wanted to suck dean winchester dick. That's all that happened here. OP turned faggot. Move along folks... nothing to see here.
>>17515196
Can I pay you to kill yourself?
I was gutted when Bobby died. Castiel is getting fucking annoying. His daughter is hot though.
>>17515284
Claire. Yeah I would totally suck a werewolfs dick for her.
>>17515246
It's called a role player, bruh.
>>17515196
How do you advertise your services?
Can you hunt a moose for me?
>>17515196
How much do you charge for your services?
I have a group of spirits that have been harassing me for 2 years. Ive tried everything to get rid of them. Nothing has helped. They manipulate my consciousness and harass/berate me 24/7. Im out of ideas. I would appreciate help with dealing with them.
>>17515196
The autism is strong in this one
>>17515234
/thread
>>17515196
Jesus was a fraud, plz tell me you dont fight things that are associated with what others call the "christian" devil.
>>17515196
I'm getting calls about similar things (I'm the local psychic) but really don't know how to deal with it. Any hints about non-bullshit sources of information?
>>17515196
how much do you get paid and how did you get your first customers?
>>17515451
Dude, I'm telling you this as a psychic who has dealt with possession cases in the past: you are experiencing schizophrenia, not a haunting. There is medication for it that can help. Please see someone about this, it can be treated.
>>17517112
What are the differences between schizophrenia and possession?
>>17515196
Are you a hunter such as supernatural or can you further explain what you hunt. Also how did you become a hunter.
Kos or Kosm?
>>17515263
ha! benis!
>>17517566
Yeesss
EYES
eyes on our BRAINS
...that we may ascend to higher planes...
AWOOOOOOOO
Which way to /b/?
>the priests have to go through their stupid chain of command
>stupid chain of command
LOL we edge lord now
>>17515196
How do I contact you OP, in case I ever need your services
>>17515196
How can a person train so they can do such things on their own?
>>17515196
post some proof
>>17515196
zombies are real?
>>17515196
what is the difference between a skin walker and a windego
>>17515196
Where were the zombies and what is the difference you speak of. Serious question please reply OP. Don't bother with the troll cunts on here. I want to hear what you have to say.
>>17515196
sup brah
middle school sucks i no but it gets better bro
>>17518023
Zombies are fungus-like abominations, not really magical but still pretty spoky
>>17515261
Topkek
OP, i'm dead serious now, how do I become a "Hunter"?
>>17518754
thermal vision, shitload of fire power, map of wetlands
find spoopy monster sightings in old newspapers or state urban legends
gl.
>>17518754
theres 5 spots to hide spaceships/monsters: under ice, under sand, under water, in space, in caves
follow the path of the dead holocausted people
Prove it, or fuck off.
>>17518760
Approaching critical autism levels.
Initiate cringe protocols!
Abandon thread!
>>17515235
Ya... Back off... He might have been a hunter before supernatural aird
>>17515252
Really ?
Where ?
>>17519952
There are a lot of these Supernatural fan threads lately. Is it popular again?
What's happening in it? Last time I watched it Crowleys Mum was trying to kill Dean who had the mark of Cain or some shit.
>>17515196
How much to kill, destroy or simply remove your mother's vagina?
Cock.
>>17515196
Sir, take your gay RP and leave.
With one blade, one breath, I could ruin you all.
The overwhelming, overpowering, overbearing fury!
>>17517222
1. Catholics
