Hey /x/, got any greentext stories?
>YEAH
>who was phone
here you go
Fuck I need a Doc
Queen persephone?
>on my way to gym this evening
>walk by alley when suddenly
>shibbidy batdapad pad pad
>wobble wobble
>shilly willy bong
>be me, $(currentdate)
>eat dinner
>fap to futa
>go to bed
1 week ago...
>be me sleeping and dreaming.
>feel someone massaging my crotch.
>lift my head up, look down at the end of my bed.
>see a blurry vision of a women sitting at the end of my bed next to my feet rubbing my crotch.
>can't tell if she was beautiful, didn't matter to me.
>I got up, moved to the end of my bed, and sat right next to her.
>At thjs point this is where it feels SO real, I wrapped my blanket around her and held her around my arms as she continues to rub my crotch.
>With my blanket and arms wrapped around her, I slow drag her into my bad and went back to sleep.
Hope you like it.
>>17502654
by the way just to add, prior to my encounter, I haven't jacked off in a month and I still haven't jacked off ever since. I hope I will see her again. But i'm afraid that if I jack off I won't see her again. I'm not gonna jack off just yet. I want to see her again.
5 years ago
>go to summer camp
>have a little sack in my bunk
> the sack has 8 cubes in it, and each camper would pull a cube out to see what bunk job they had
>the counselor put all the cubes in and one just disappeared
>could not be found
Pretty tame but scared the shit out of all my friends in the bunk
>>17501781
>be me
>today felt like a good day
>decided to browse /x/ for the spoops
>found a thread
>thread said, "Hey /x/, got any greentext stories?"
>posted this post in that thread using greentext
Spoopy right?
>Like 8 years old or something
>Start having really bad nightmares
>Sweating, shaking, talking in my sleep, and really bad nosebleeds
>Could never remember what nightmares were about, just that they were completely terrifying
>After a few months of a couple of incidents a week, have a really whimsical and upbeat dream about a water park or something
>Totally vivid, I can still remember it to this day
>Clearest part I remember was a red lamia or mermaid woman kissing me on the cheek and cuddling me for a bit
>Total feeling of safety and motherliness
>Nightmares slowed to every now and then afterwards
>Still see her sometimes, maybe two or three times a year
>She's never quite the same, but is always colored red and recognizably female, and I always remember encountering her vividly when I wake up
I usually post my experiences in a dream thread if I can find one when I wake up.
I think she's also the reason I like monster girls so much.
>>17502663
Hold on for her I pray your hands stay cockless
>walking down a dark alleyway at midnight
>see spooky ghost
>get spooked by ghost
>go home and masterbate vigorously thinking about the spooky
>>17501781
>post greentext
>refresh
>greentext is not the same
shittnbrx2spoopy
how about an actual story.
/k/ommando here, so i really don't know the unspoken shit, go easy please.
>live in new mexico, which means skinwalkers
>few buddies and I go innawoods to shoot our guns and generally fuck around (nothing good ever happens past this point in most stories)
>time to go to sleep
>douse our fire and shit, everyone goes into our tents
>then in the middle of the night, "HELPMEEEE"
it had the inflection that an air raid siren would, sort of a HEEEEElllppmmmEEEEEEEEE
>we have all heard the stories, not falling for this shit, fuck that
>decide that now would be a good time to start a fire and maybe shoot some more to scare the thing
>grab my cheapshit night vision
>"hey, over by that big tree with the hole in it, you see it?"
>"no man, I can't see shit, too dark"
>the smell has not come yet, it was too far
>but suddenly, the smell comes loud and clear. it's close
>too close
>grab our shit, hightail it the fuck out of there while praying
>make it about a mile before stopping since someone dropped his rifle
>stay up all night, performing guard shifts
>make it back to our trucks in the morning
>leave and never come back
someone was eaten by a "bear" around that area about a week later.
lost about $300-400 bucks in camping gear personally, but I know my friends lost more as well.
the desert's fucking terrifying.
Already posted this in a dead thread, so here it comes again
>Be me
>19 years old
>Home alone cuz family a shit and won't come home until late night
>Night time
>Tweeting in my phone
>Fall asleep and wake up to a loud knocking on the door
>Get up, must be my family
>Walk to the entrance and glance at the window next to the door
>A white face staring at me
>NOPE
>Went back to my room and turned off the light
>Curl up in a ball under the covers
>Keep hearing the damn knocking
>Don't sleep for the rest of the night
>My family comes home til 6AM
>Tell them everything
>Since I'm mexican we had a priest "de-evilize" the entrance
2 kids went missing the following week and I'm still having nightmares with that white shit
>>17501781
>Life lately has been fucking dangerous for some reason
I live in LA in the poorer district because I'm very very young. Not underage I live on my own. Strange things happen where I live all the time
>Have girlfriend over
>She has lately become obsessed with her phone but is constantly losing it
>She sets it down on the counter
>Head into my room with her to feel boobs and get her a sweatshirt
>Fuark yeah
>Gilfriend goes to get phone to find it's not there
>"ANON WHERE IS PHONE BLAH BLAH BLAH"
>Oh fuck
>Helping her try and find phone for a while
>Suddenly get the feeling to just go to my car and look in it
>It's in there
>Girlfriend starts crying that she swore she put it on the counter
>Comfort her because she is probably wrong but I don't want to hurt her feelings
>She gets phone we head into my place
>She gets her tea that she left inside
>Goes to look for phone
>It's gone
>She and I both get the shivers and without thinking head to the car
>It's in the same place
>She starts crying
>I put on the coolest face while I squish potato sized shit nuggets out of my ass cheeks out of pure fear
>We start hearing weird screams not high pitch but like their on a wave going low and then high
>Shit bricks even harder my skin is literally hard from the goosebumps this creep is giving me
>We hide in the house for a while
>I get the fucking hammer after drinking 3 cups of coffee and hyping myself
>Open the fucking door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>July 2015
>sister (S1) goes quading near a field with my younger sister (S2)
>they see something near the gate heading towards the field
>comes cruising home
>S1 claims it had a long neck with a weird shaped head and the S2 said it had a body of a deer
>I take the S1 one with me to the field
>drive around but see nothing
>all we found was a bunch of feathers and a half eaten deer
>drive home with S1 and tell the family what we found
I mean this aint the first time my family and I encountered something like this. Also should I continue?
>>17505076
>Later that day around 11 pm or 12 my older brother and I went back at night
>spooky as hell and I just wanted to go home
>older bro is driving as I record
>I was busy looking at the road and not paying much attention to the phone (sorry)
>Up ahead I spotted this weird thing running on all fours across the road but by the time I seen it, it was already across the road.
>not to sure what I saw so I told my brother "hey I am not to sure but I think I just saw something cross the road"
>half way down the road I plead my brother to turn around because I don't have a good feeling
>he turns the quad around but as he's driving back up the road he sees the thing that I saw crossed the road crouching in a fetal by a tree looking at him.
>he shifts into the last gear and cruises to the four way and as we make it to the paved road he say's "I just fucking seen a thing by a tree"
>he cruises home and when we arrive at the house he was pale as a ghost and its the first time I seen him like that, (we're Plains Cree we look kind of mexican but we're not (please don't hate))
>my dad was waiting outside the house smoking and we told him what we saw, he then said "you should have not went over there, it probably followed you back"
will continue give me a second, I am having full body tremors remembering these events
anyone here?
>>17505104
Yes I'm here mate.
Please continue posting.
>>17505104
Yup please go on anon
>>17505104
me, posting my favorite greentext from here
>>17505111
fuck man thats scary
>>17505107
>>17505108
thanks for the reassurance
I am not making this up if you guys are wondering.
alright I'll continue after this post
>>17505113
I believe you, whereabouts do you live? American southwest?
>>17505115
In ur mum's pussy xD
>>17505120
Dank but ur not spooked guy
>>17505127
I'm his brother
>>17505093
>later that night my sister (S1) is waiting for her friend to come over
>she thought she heard a vehicle pull up so she looks out the window
>she sees this black thing in a position that looks like it was running then stopped in mid strafe. and as soon as she seen it ran into the forest. (I recorded in the direction it ran in a couple days later AND I do believe I caught it on tape. I will share the video with you guys after I am done typing)
>she messaged my brother on facebook "come up here quick, hurry" and I can still remember that face my brother gave me, it was that face of being worried and fear mixed in one.
>we both ran up stairs as fast as we could and when we got to her she was crying and shaking.
I then asked her what she saw, she said it was a black figure or something But the speed it ran into the bush was unreal. it was like it wasn't human.
>me and my brother went outside with a flashlight (shitty one at that, damn thing dies withing 10-15 minutes) and we checked the perimeter.
>we didn't see anything so we went inside.
>I then told her to draw a picture of it since she knew how it looked. (I lost the drawing but it was sort of humanoid)
cont.
>>17505115
canada, alberta
>>17505134
hmm...
>>17505134
he's sleeping outside my room
>>17505138
>Canada
Ok jw for some context to the story thx
>>17505136
https://mega.nz/#!NdJT3aLZ!MxN9fkQ6HNST45hiOosk4iwFQertHQ83u10OF1sEn_8
sorry guys it was april, I am bad at remembering dates
this video is the first part of the story
>>17505138
Check again, is he really your brother?
anyhoo
a couple days later I jury rigged a couple flood lights together and faced them in the direction that thing ran.
on the first night I caught what I believe was the thing in the trees
heres the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5golLBheBs4
I circled around it with my cursor and sorry about the quality, My phone camera focused on the grass patch ahead because I touched that spot... wasted my only chance
>>17505151
man I sound crazy.
but if this thing comes back this summer it will be the third year in a row. I still need to save up to buy a better camera.
>young'un
>camping with big group of extended family and friends, maybe 50 people in all
>like for real camping, in the mountains, none of that RV shit.
>while looking for legal firewood (lol California) some of the guys found a neat abandoned mine with a real creepy vibe
>decide we're gonna go check it out after dark
>on the road in, ancient rusted machinery, and some kind of 1930s era car all rusted to shit with no wheels and no interior, and about 8 million bullet holes, some of them fairly fresh
>the mine itself is a huge iron door in the side of the mountain with a pair if steel tracks coming out from under it that abruptly end
>the latch on the door has a huge, shiny and new padlock
>the door is riddled with bullet holes, some of them fresh
>some of them are coming out from the inside. Also fresh
>few of the kids climb up the hill alongside the door
>there's a partial collapse leaving a big crack into the interior of the mine
>I shine my flashlight down in there
>fuckin weird. There's a huge wooden table sitting in the middle of the cart rails, with two wooden chairs
>my flashlight goes out
>all the flashlights that were brought up there go out
>are you fucking serious this is some bad fiction bullshit
>climb back down
>flashlights come back on
>the legend of The Door is born
>go back to camp, adults get drunk as usual, ghost stories, speculation on The Door, bed time.
>>17505154
shit I just remembered this
>sister is upstairs watching t.v.
>hear banging on the door
>she records the sounds with her phone (sadly I think they're deleted)
>she calls us upstairs
>she was crying and saying there was something banging on the door and that she heard it fiddling with the screen doors handle outside
(we have two doors) maybe I should draw it
>>17505177
Im sorry guys, I'm pretty bad at telling this encounter since this is my second time retyping this
>>17505176
>next day
>decide to go back to The Door in daylight
>we all troop out there
>someone notices the big shiny lock on the door is a different type
>decide to climb back up again, sone other kids want to see the table and chairs
>brought flashlights to shine inside
>can't see shit
>flashlights go out
>r u fukin srs
>still can't see shit
>climb back down
>flashlights work again
>most of the adults completely blow it off as the kids trying to make shit spooky on purpose
>hang around for a bit, dick around with the ancient car
>suddenly a noise, less heard than felt, an incredibly deep but not very loud "whump"
>I'm right next to the door
>I very clearly saw it flex outward a bit, and the lock bounce up and clink back
>I'm not the only one
>someone says the mine is probably actively collapsing and that was a cave-in deep inside, it's why they put that door on it with the lock
>makes sense
>everyone staring at the door
>so everyone sees as it flexes again...slowly
>shank of the lock gets pulled tight against the clasp
>kids get yelled at to get away, the entrance is probably about to collapse
>nobody believes it's about to collapse. But we're not sticking around to see what's about to happen
>pile into cars and leave
>super spooked, no speculation about the door that night, just singing and random bullshit
>>17505113
more spoopies
>>17505213
damn man the forest is a scary place, and I am surrounded by it lol
>>17505203
spoopy
what was that
>>17505213
If it was a bear, he'd have had his asshole caved in.
However, it didn't kill him, so perhaps it didn't want to hurt him.
>>17505203
>next day
>not quite so spooked
>mine collapsing does logically account for everything, and we know it's already partially caved in right behind the entrance
>lots of talk about the demonic doorway to hell, all tongue in cheek
>decide we're gonna go back and see if it completely collapsed, after dark again
>get back to the door
>it has a third different, new, big and shiny lock
>there are new bullet holes in the door
>some of the new ones are coming out from the inside
>I'm climbing up to see if it's caved in any more
>get yelled at that's it's dangerous but fuck you dad I do what I want
>couple of cousins are going up with me and their parents are oblivious
>looks the same, no new cave in
>shine flashlight down inside
>table and chairs...chairs are in different positions
>creepy..
>flashlights go out
>is this real life what the FUCK
>one cousin says the other cousin's name, all squeaky and breathless
>points into the crack
>squint
>red glowing dots
>in pairs
>dozens of them
>bobbing up and down
>getting closer
>some are already closer than the tsble and chairs were
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPE the fuck out of there
>begging parents to leave
>most adults are dismissive or sarcastic, stupid kids making shit up to be special
>HUGE wham-THUD
>against the door
>from the inside
>silence
>everybody gets in the cars and leaves with very little said
>back at camp
>no singing, no stories. Plenty of drinking
>at least 15 people stay up until dawn. Nobody talked about it. They just did it.
>>17505231
>he'd have had his
good god ugh
>>17501781
>be me
>ancestors used blood magic
>have a succubus following me from birth
>DEAR GOD HELP ME!
>>17505249
you're fucked... literally lol
>>17505249
>also the other half of my family is really Catholic aside from my grandmother and my mom is kind of a saint.while my father and his father and possibly the father before that and even further so could my moms side sort of maybe balance it out?
>>17505258
>fathers side were all born with a lot of...abnormalitys
>>17505232
>it's the last day
>one group decides they're going back there to see what it looks like early in the morning
>they meet a park ranger coming down the road from The Door
>he immediately gives them the standard shit about what is and is not okay to use for firewood, also warns them about the dangerous mining equipment on this road
>they ask about the door, and he immediately goes on a rant about assholes breaking into the old mine to do god knows what, and shooting up everything in sight
>turns out he's had to put a new lock on the door every morning for the past couple weeks, since he first happened to come down that road and notice it missing.
>warns them again not to mess with the mining equipment, it's old and dangerous as hell
>they check out the door. Looks the same, new, different lock
>end of trip but...it's a yearly tradition, same place every year
>>17505249
deal with it succboi
alright guys i'm going to sleep, i'll check back tomorrow and see if I have any questions.
Thanks for listening guys
>>17505272
>next year
>The Door is a bona fide legend
>lots of exaggerated stories, jokes, fabricated background for the people that happened to not be there last year
>definitely going back out there, after dark of course
>I got a million candlepower flashlight so I can get a good look through that crack, assuming it works
>first night, we all load up and head out there
>there's the old mining equipment
>there's the shot up old car
>but...there's no Door
>where it should have been is just unmarked hillside
>not like it was buried. There's solid rock and trees and shit
>lots of confusion, another trip in daylight searching the area
>no Door
>eventually track down a ranger
>mine? What mine?
>oh you mean all that old equipment? That's sluice gear for hydraulic mining
>they take a super high pressure hose and blast the mountainside away, sluicing the mud for gold dust
>no...no conventional mine shafts that I've ever heard of
>definitely not on that road at least
>by the way you know you can't cut standing trees for firewood and blah blah blah manzanita blah blah blah 10 million dollar fine
So. What the fuck was it?
>>17504633
>>17504928
What the fuck is wrong with the south America ?
Frenchfag here, and i never ever saw anything i couldn't understand.
The only fucked up story i heard from my country is the beast of Gévaudan, pic related.
>>17505151
cant see shit
>>17501781
>be me
>16yrs old sleeps in garage
>never had a problem with sleep
>pass the fuck out and wake up middle of the night
>wtf i never wake up mid sleep
>dark in garage but can still make out things if i look hard enough
>my body seems heavy like its asleep
>cant move anything but my eyes
>look at my door
>shadow of person in doorway
>close eyes
>start sweating needing to know if its still there
>open them
>a head is peering at me from my doorway
>thought it was my dad until it didnt go away
>just looked at me for about 3 min
>still paralyzed
>looked like a horrid looking women with red curly hair just smiling at me
this is by far the scariest things thats ever happened to me. it still makes my eyes swell up as i type this.
>>17501959
Yooooo how old is this? This guy needs to post moree
>>17505437
time stamps
LURK MOAR
>Be me
>16 years old
>sleeping in new house and trying to get used to my new room
>I can't get to sleep and is awaken by a odd presence.
>Open eyes and see that there is a white skinny creature peeking threw my door
>Once I look at it, it dashes away
>I am so terrified I cry for mom to come into the room
>She doesn't come and end up a half a our screaming for my mom to come in the room
>Then just a few day after mom sees black skinny creature walking on all fours on the floor of the kitchen
>She is terrified and prays it away
>Creatures never come back ever
This was the most bizarre thing that had ever happened to me and my mother ever.
>>17505423
Sounds to me like Sleep Paralysis, that is known to cause hallucinations.
>>17505423
Did it go?
>>17501781
Here's probably the only particularly odd thing that happened to me recently.
>Be about 5 months ago
>me and my friends are in a park, just walking around and talking.
>one of my friends needs to take a piss, so me and my other friend sit on a bench and wait for him.
>We're sitting and talking, it's around 6:30PM, nearing up to dusk time.
>as we're talking we see what looks like a plane with lights on, we take no notice of it really.
>Suddenly it fucking explodes in the sky, it's bright as hell and blinds us for a solid 10 seconds as if it were the sun itself.
>It eventually fizzles out into nothing whilst moving.
I don't know what it was, it was quite odd at the time, but I never got a straight answer for what it could be.
Well /x/ has gone to shit
Just a bunch of Virgins and their ghost girlfriends
>>17505532
Are you in the Northeast US?
>>17505565
Um why do you want to know that?
>>17505349
Im extremely confident this is a screenshot of the wolf king leonidas killed as a boy in 300.
>wake up
>chuck on the kettle for a cuppa hear it boiling
>say goodbye to girlfriend
>go back to pour my cuppa
>kettle is turned off and cold like i never turned it on
>have bracelets i wear
>never take them off unless they fall off
>i notice one has fallen off during the day
>kinda pissed off but i accept it
>couple days later i wake up and right in my vision is my bracelet nearly touching my eyes
>be late at night
>about to go to bed
>hear my plumbing start up like someone is using the water
>im on the verge of sleep so i dont really pay much attention to it just figure its my girlfriend
>in the morning ask my girlfriend why she was up so late using the water so furiously
>she says she never got up throughout the night
>i feel like harry fucking potter
>>17505532
>Then just a few day after mom sees black skinny creature walking on all fours on the floor of the kitchen
Just a spider m8, big bastards aren't they.
>>17505641
well, i took it google image, so i dunno.
But still, it was approximately this.
>>17505143
now, this is fucked up.
do you have anything else to share ?
>>17505151
I watched it a couple of times and I still dont get what we are supposed to look at. In the first part (daylight) is the "thing" you are talking about this black spot with a sort of white head standing still (at 0:16)?
Good story btw. spoooooooky
>>17501959
Wouldn't mind having myself a friendly ghost like this
Seems like a chill guy who just wants to help out :^)
Did you ever hear about those people who die in an accident and after they die their loved ones get phone calls? Sometime technology can be giant douche-bags and let the living believe they were still living.
Well, my story is kinda like that. Kinda.
7th grade. My year was awesome! Passed all my class. Used AOL to watch 30 second porn videos. Talked to my friends on MSN. Man, I miss good 'ol 2006.
I'm getting off topic But, my year was going pretty good. However, my best friend "Alex" was on vacation. That's when it happened. This kid in my AA (Homeroom that teaches you not to kill people or whatever) got into a car accident. He was in the hospital for 3 days and died from the head injuries. We soon found out that he was a quiet kid named Trevor. The entire time Alex was with his grandparents in Baltimore.
Eventually, Alex did come back. By the time he got back Trevor was just a memory that people pushed to the back of their minds.
The first Friday of every month a teacher named Mrs.Sharon would come in to check our work in AA.
The time was 7:48 and we were waiting for 7:55 to go to gym. I asked her about the default gender or whatever. Then, Alex rose his hand.
"What is it, Alex?" The old teacher asked. "Trevor told me to tell you he is sorry for missing the science test."
"Honey he's dead."
"No he's not he is sitting right there" then Alex pointed to the empty seat where Trevor used to sit.
>>17505143
I couldn't see anything, which part were we supposed to have seen something?
>>17505606
because he wants to murder you obviously
its because theres probably some lore of something in that area that matches your description of what you saw
>Everyone loves The Brick.
>The Brick loves everyone else.
>The Brick is your best friend.
>>17505549
Ayyy lmao stories?
I cant seem to identify this object i saw while camping a few years ago. Closest thing would be an ultralight imo. But it was going too slow and low and that still doesn't explain the lights.
>be summer of 2011
>be at a boy scout leadership camp
>Wednesday or Thursday night we go on whats called an outbound
>do gps navigation all afternoon until we find our designated campsite a few miles into blm land
>4 or 5 of us are in a tent, ready for bed
>im in the middle, looking up at the stars past the trees through a 1 foot by 1 foot square of mesh at the top of the tent
>i hear a low humming above the trees
>see pic related pass over very slowly
>maybe 20ft above the treetops
>in the center is a white searchlight
>not led, rather like a traditional lightbulb, except it is a pure white, not a slight amber
>two bars on each side, blue and red, side by side
>same kind of light but colored, not led but no traditional lamp either
Help me out I dont have an explanation for what it was and everyone else didnt see because they were trying to sleep.
>>17505883
sorry the daylight part is when me and my sister went quading to the area to see if we can find what she saw but all we caught was weird sounds the first part was a disembodied scream or something and the second part when I am driving is this weird clicking sound at night is when me and my bro went to the area to see if it comes out at night and we were right, but my crappy ass recording skills didn't catch shit.
and the stationary camera is the one
I'll upload the avi since youtube downgraded the quality alot (sort of)
>>17505991
sorry that video was just sounds we recorded that day, the second link is when I think I caught that thing in a tree
>>17505151
link to the tree video
>>17505382
sorry man, its my shitty recording skills. also kind of my cameras fault too.
hey guys did I catch something here?
I was looking through some old pictures and this is what sticks out the most
this picture was take across the road
>>17506399
damn man these are floating heads or some shit
>>17506427
Fuck me man theres a person in this one, or something. me and my bro were taking pictures around the house and we were by the deck
>>17501959
Any more of this one?
>>17505690
The fuck are you talking about
>>17506203
I see those in the sky alot. High up. I move around for work. First night I'll likely see one. After a week when I go for a smoke at night therell be 5 or 10. They're stationary, sometimes blinking, always in the same spot when they return. I don't know what they are but I can feel them watching when I go outside. They're definitely not stars. It can't be the police helicopter because we have one in the province and I've seen 10+ before. If I move hotel wings they're back to my side of the building within a week. It's freaking me out
>>17506499
Weird. I only saw it the one time. It was maybe 30? Feet from end to end of the colored lights. Moving maybe a yard a second with steady lights.
https://mega.nz/#!sFg3SSSb!Vh49Sbwdn15ehZ2eJfmysw_QmJi_4p0nwowqiFOGk3A
>>17505151
its just this clip but not toned down from youtube
i got one, not that scary, but somewhat unsettling
>be me
>live in Mexico City.
>Be around 6-8 y/o
>keep hearing weird shit, like whispers
>came from an old, dark bathroom with no windows
>no one used the bathroom cos its kinda creepy
>one day i get bored
>start to roam through my house, all-day long
> night comes.
>whispers intensify
>get curious
> go towards bathroom
> open door
>stare at darkness for a couple of seconds
>see a pair of Yellow eyes, staring RIGHT at me.
>Anon.exe stopped working
>NOPE MY WAY OUTTA THERE
>Parents wake up
>they go check
>See nothing
thats what happened to me. i also gotta say that house was ALWAYS cold, even on summer
>>17502433
>This guy gets it
>>17505111
Someone outline pigman, all I see is Earthworm Jim
>>17505349
New Mexico is a state in the US.
Bermp
spooked bump
>>17501959
I wouldn't mind having a Doc of my own
>>17504054
>had ambient horror music going in the background
>read this
>totally spooped
>>17505183
don't trip, was a real interesting story bruh
>>17505288
u a cool dude. nut on my face.
>>17504986
oh ffs
>>17507804
thanks for the reassurance
>>17507835
thanks... but i'll have to decline the offer
im gonna look through my old photos and videos to see if I caught anything else, I didn't touch anything since I made my thread last year
>>17501781
>wake up at 3am in the morning after hearing faggot noises
>follow the shadow in my house and i see it enter bathroom
>open the lights and saw faggot in the mirror
>it was OP
zp00pie
Moar
Night bump
>>17505423
Sleep paralysis. I had it really bad around 2010. It was about three-four times a month. I don't know what made it happen but fuck that entire year.
>usually mechanical noises, lots of screaming and I can't move
>shadows in my periphrial vision that slither and move
>long claws on the ceiling
>eventually find a way to will myself to regain control and usually fling myself across my bed, sometimes grunting
>one time I force myself to view a shadow head-on it looks like pic related
>sounds like thousands of voices garbled through a walkie-talkie and it keeps growing in volume
>just sits at the side of my bed staring
>keep thinking "let me feel my hand so I can kill it"
>finally fling myself at it, not knowing where I'm going but know it's right at it
>make my mattress slide partially off the box spring and I fly into the floor shoulder first
>brother runs into room after hearing a guttural yell and a crash
>>17507836
DESU familama ding dong I live in an area where it truly is this crazy. I'm pretty sure I saw a bomb go off the other night or something just as crazy.
>>17505549
ive seen this,but it was 2 planes on fire,it looked like thety went down in the distance,when i told someone more knowledgable than me they suggested it was a time slip or future vision,the planes looked oldish though not like modern fighters,anyway my gf and friends saw it as well we even drove around looking for it,some say if that happend why didnt we call 999/911....beacuse at the time we was heavily into the ct thing and didnt trust authorities.
>>17505559
i fucked a ghost once.....or twice.
well not a ghost some succubus.
strange time in my life,ended up making my girlfriend a living sacrifice to lillith,ended up spending some time in jail and some time in the nuthouse.
>>17505231
Anon santa isn't real, wrestling is fake and that greentext is a lie. The pic was taken from a bodybuilding forum and it's the aftermath of a guy who pulled something while lifting weights
Here's a story my mom's often told me about an incident that happened when I was a baby (2-3 years old or so). Not paranormal, but scary to think about nonetheless.
>Hanging out in the park while a big public get-together is on
>I need to go to the toilet (no diapers at this point)
>Parents are a little over the place, taking care of food, drinks, etc
>Mom assumes dad has taken me to the bathroom, dad assumes mom has taken me to the bathroom
>Panic as they realise I've somehow walked off on my own
>Start a big search and finally I'm spotted exiting the park with an adult couple that are both looking more than thrilled to have found a random baby by the bathroom stalls
>They drop me on the ground as they realise they've been spotted, start sprinting off and are never seen again
I occasionally wonder how much different my life would have been if nobody had noticed what went down that day.
>>17508274
plot twist, your real parents couldnt find you that day
>>17508299
I'm practically a clone of my dad, so fortunately that's not the case
>>17505349
btw Mexico is in North America
>Living in uni residence 2 years ago
>Wake up at like 2AM because I need to use the bathroom
>Don't want to wake up any of my dorm mates, so I grab my flash light rather than turn on the hallway lights
>Across the doorway between the hallway and living room is somebody lying on the floor
>It's a girl wrapped in red sheets, with blonde hair, lying on her side facing away from me
>I've never seen her before
>Assume it's someone a dorm mate brought home and made her sleep on the floor
>Laugh to myself about how much of a cock they're being to this poor girl
>I don't want to wake her up, so I avoid shining my light on her
>I literally need to step over her to get to the bathroom, piss, and go back to bed
>In the morning I catch up with my one dorm mate who got around with a lot of girls
>He didn't bring anyone home, says nobody stayed over
>None of my other dorm mates had any idea what I was talking about
The scary part that didn't really click with me until later is that she was still facing away from me when I was heading back to bed, as if she turned while I was in the bathroom. I never saw her face, nobody had red sheets and the dorm entrances were card locked.
>>17505289
But who was door?
>>17510949
JonTron was door all along
Lurking, nothing to contriboot sorry anons.
>>17510765
nice. any more of these?
>>17506436
No...it's just the trees? Stop placing so much emphasis on something silly
