/x/ i've a paranormal experience for you.
>Yesterday I was on /b/ as usual
>I saw a thread with a guy that said: on what page would you spend your life if you couldn't longer stand on /b/
>I said /k/ (cause i love guns)
>another guy said /x/ so I was curious, I've never been on /x/, this is my first time
>go on /x/
>see a thread with an anon that want evoke a succubus
>wtf is a succubus ?!
>search on internet
>a demon for have sex ?
>another wtf jump out my mind
>now i'm really really curious, i wanted to know more
>see a page with an explanation of how to evoke it and some clarifications about the demon
>read some comments and experience of other people
>at this point i was a little scared and i went to bed
>hey anon, why don't try to meditate to make a nice astral travel?
>start to meditate
>but i fall asleep
>woke up at 5:00 am (strange, usually I wake up at 7:00 am)
>I start cumming in my short
>AnotherWTF.JPEG
>never had in my entire life nightly ejaculations
It's just a placebo effect ?
Idk but i wanna try to evoke a succubus (because now i'm fucking curious)
>>17498844
jesus fucking christ, how many of these threads will we get in a day?
>>17498846
it's common on /x/ ?
>>17498851
It's really common, just look in the catalogue. Every day.
>le need a succubus to suck my fat neet ass off
>>17498856
i want only know if it's real or not and if the paranormal really exist
We horny!!
Jesus christ. Kids nowadays don't even know what a wet dream is anymore.
>>17498863
Ryan's letter method FAQ
https://succubuslove.wordpress.com/
This is a classic, but if you want to do it you should know this one has a huge problem because it uses blood. If you use it that way you'll get haunted by a nasty, so you need to modify it to get it right.
Consider it a lesson in how demonic things work, they'll tell you things that are half true and will rip you off.
>>17498856
It's all a farce, this is just a Wicca roleplay board. If you want to summon a demon to suck you off, just grow up.
And why a succubus? Why is it that none of you people ever want to summon any other kind of demon? You all just want to get sucked off by a succubus. That's all you have on your minds, getting your dick wet. All you lazy NEETs have to do is shave, jog a little, get a job, and talk to girls. You'll get laid, eventually. But nooooo, you just want the "easy" way and get sucked off by a demon. What makes you even think a demon would WANT to suck you off or take your soul? Really, give that a looooong though. Then ask yourself why you're so myopic that you don't want to summon some other demon that could actually do something for you more than suck you off?
>>17498876
ok, give me an idea about a demon to evoke
>>17498876
How are succubus easy?
"Getting laid" is the easy part. Succubus are immortal beings, of course this is /x/ related. Them being female just add a little spice to it.
Next you're going to complain about vampire threads, right?
>>17498879
Well, they're not real. But, let's just say demons are real for a minute. What do you want? Think of something SUSTAINABLE. If you're going to summon a mythical creature and then ask them for something, don't just ask them for a blowie or a ham sandwich.
>>17498883
i want only know if something is real because otherwise /x/ has no reason to exist
>>17498883
No honestly I want to be a succubus, not just meet one.
>>17498889
/x/ has a reason to exist even if it's not real, because it's just a Wicca RP board.
Regardless, if you really want some kind of "definitive" proof of the paranormal, go out to the woods tonight and walk around for a bit, I'm sure you'll see something "spooky" and you'll "know."
>>17498891
Good one, faggot.
>>17498889
>/x/ has no reason to exist
You sir are the epiphany of autism.
>>17498901
give me a reason in addition to invented stories
>>17498904
You ever heard of Sandy Hook?
>>17498910
A bunch of kiddies got shot by some idiot named Adam Lanza. Supposedly. More to it than you see on the news.
>>17498913
and where is the problem ?
>>17498916
Everywhere. It's why it's called a conspiracy theory.
https://youtu.be/IxTafqejV6k
It's one of the main reasons /x/ exists.
"X" as in X-files, it's all about conspiracies and government cover ups from the beginning.
