How do i join the order of nine angles?
By killing yourself, niggerfaggot.
>>17493152
By being an eternal angle.
>>17493152
>order of nine angles
This is why angels don't visit us anymore
By tracing angles on your skin 5 times per day
>>17493217
see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles
But Anon, that's five angles!
The short answer is by being geographically close to them, bumping into one of them, forming a close relationship with one of them, and having them admit that they're in the group.
Not trying to be a dick here, but the reason they're so reclusive (if they even exist) is because that's a group that has no short of weirdos who want to join and almost nothing to gain by making themselves well known. If Satan is real and if Satan communicates with people on earth (both are huge ifs are rely on huge assumptions), then you will find each other if you're worthy.
>>17493152
just hang around them a lot, then if one leaves you'll be a handy replacement
>>17493152
>How do i join the order of nine angles?
Find their office walk inside say hi my name is Anon I would like to join your order.
They will give you application form, fill in,pay the membership fee and you'r done
>>17493506
No doubt. There's a website: O9a.org. best of luck OP and I mean that very, very sincerely
>>17493152
When Lord Jesus Christ returns to Earth He will destroy Satan and his evil satanic organizations.
throw a rock at somebody from the 10 angles.
fart in a paper bag, sneak up on a cop, then pop it right behind their ears.
>>17493852
Why does jesus look like cesare borgia?
>>17493152
you have to castrate yourself and mail them your rotting genitals
