Deal with a demon
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How do I prepare for summoning/making a deal with a demon. How do I prevent my self from getting fucked over?
Demon thread in general
>>17489779
>How do I prevent myself from getting fucked over?
Don't summon a demon.
>>17489821
First post is best post.
Seriously demons fuck things over by nature. there is no stopping it. it is inevitable.
It depends, what do you want to make a deal for?
No freaking way?!!!?!?! How do you do it???
I bet that the CIA could summon one for you OP
>>17489779
lube and a buttplug
>>17489779
don't mess with them, that's how. You will get fucked over
how much would it cost to fuck a female celebrity, like a b or c lister?
You just gotta imagine that demon and all hardships as part of a bigger thing. God incarnate.
If you get bothered, then think of infinite god and the infinite darkness. They like dancing.
Also, get knowledge. not cheap beads for your land.
>>17489779
I don't think its a wise idea to mess with demons OP. But if you really want to I would suggest reading up on stuff about occultism I would think. Never did it myself but I have always found this stuff interesting.
>>17489861
[spoiler]It is terrifying.[/spoiler]
>>17489779
Demon's aim is to take your energy, you technically can't make a good deal with one.
What can you get from a demon?
>>17490865
4chan's aim is to take your energy.
You absolute baka.
>>17489779
sell somebody else's soul
>>17490902
Lol this one stupid art major tried this with me good luck hooker